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All Things Plymouth has been LIT AF this week. That fucking community page has like four blogs this week alone. Too bad the hypocrite that runs it hates Turtleboy.

You see, the woman featured below is one of the many fine examples of drama he allows on his page. He constantly allows cops to be bashed, and yet, thinks that our reporting on it is “cyber-bullying.” Tim Ryan, I saw that you removed a member for sharing our blog today. You gave her an ultimatum. I can’t tell you how much this pisses me off. Making friends with the Turtle is much easier than poking one. I can only highly suggest you reinstate that member and allow our blogs, which are about your page, on the forum. Consider this an ask. 

When I first saw this I thought for sure we were being trolled.

Nope. Katherine Marshall Dowd is a real life Shares From Your Aunt.

We all have someone in our lives like this chick. Old lady, staunchly old school, who gets her news from memes. She has no idea how to behave on the internet because she is salty and old. I can’t wait to see what Brett Killoran has to say about her senior love cave.

However, old bitch or nay, the Internet lives forever. It doesn’t matter if you dirty delete your blatant racism – someone like John Nathan will pop along and save the screenshots.

The South Park meme almost killed me. I won’t lie. That is actually the most relevant meme placement I’ve ever seen. Zing.

Katherine’s Facebook page looks just like I thought it would.

But what is really amusing is that the snowflakes decided to come out to smash her. I’m only blogging this because it is such a perfect example of political polar opposites. These people are both the problems.

Just because they didn’t like, or agree, with what Katherine said – they wanted her arrested.

Do I agree with her? No way. Being racist doesn’t make you right wing as much as not being racist makes you left wing. It shows that stupidity isn’t a partisan issue.

However, just because you don’t like what she said doesn’t mean that she should be arrested. She should be called an asshole, and fed a shame sandwich, but not incarcerated for having a terrible opinion.

John Nathan pointed this out and it started a really stupid debate.

Julie and John Durso, you’re both idiots. I’m just going to come out and say that you have the brains of wet toenail. That is exactly what the First Amendment is for. You are just as much of a problem as Katherine here.

“I don’t like it! Arrest them!”

Fuck right off with that silly shit.