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A crazy story out of Cohasset (of all places) got a little crazier today.
It all began when this juice donkey named Erich Stelzer took a girl he met on a Tinder date back to his house. Except instead of trying to get his porridge pumper wet he decided to stab her a bunch of times and die.
A man attacking his Tinder date outside a Cohasset home died as police intervened, a source told Boston 25 News. The Norfolk District Attorney’s office says it is investigating the incident, in which a man they identify as Erich Stelzer died as he was being taken into custody by police Thursday. A source told Boston 25 News Friday the 25-year-old man had met the 24-year-old woman on a dating app called Tinder and stabbed her before police intervened. Cohasset Police responded to a call for a “disturbance” on Church Street around 10 p.m. and found a woman with injuries, who was then taken to a local hospital, according to the DA’s office. The DA’s office said “in the process of taking the male party into custody, the male party passed away.”
“It’s something you never think is gonna happen in a quiet town like Cohasett,” a neighbor named Ian said.
A source says the man was Tasered while being taken into custody, and said the 25-year-old Stelzer was on top of the 24-year-old woman stabbing her when police arrived.
BREAKING: Our sources confirm a couple in their 20’s met on Tinder a week ago. Police found man stabbing woman at this house last night in Cohasset. Officer tased suspect, and he died while in police custody. Watch more @boston25 pic.twitter.com/z4RKioMxx2
— Litsa Pappas (@LitsaPappas) December 28, 2018
Looks like there won’t be a second date after all.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – thank God he’s white. It always makes it a lot easier when the dangerous criminal who was killed by the cops is white. There won’t be any protests, and Al Sharpton doesn’t have to cancel his golf game. Nothing to see here folks, just a dead white guy.
This chudstuffer looks like the guy at the gym who makes you contemplate going to Planet Fitness.
JUST IN: Source confirms this is Erich Stelzer, 25-year-old Cohasset stabbing suspect who died in police custody l This is a fitness video he posted on YouTube last year #Boston25 pic.twitter.com/IdmDaPWMQT
— Mike Saccone (@mikesacconetv) December 28, 2018
That’s the guy right there who goes to the gym with a WWF belt on, and carries around a gallon of water and a notebook so he can record how many reps of tris he did so he can jerk off to it when he gets home.
In all seriousness, it sounds like this guy is mentally ill. There’s no other explanation really. He’s probably on all types of shit and it fucks with his brain and he snapped. Maybe. Or maybe he’s just a psychopath douchqueef. Doesn’t matter really. The cops came there and he was stabbing a chick repeatedly so they had a job to do and they did it – they saved her life. I would imagine the Cohasset Police don’t get a lot of action like this, so good for them for being mentally prepared.
Anyway, things got really interesting when this guy showed up.
That’s Dad. You may recognize him if you’re a fan of Nebraska track and field.
This bootleg Robert Redford’s name is Harry, and he’s been on a roll on the Facebook machine for the last 12 hours.
It started with this.
And then this.
Honestly, seeing the picture of his son when he was younger is pretty sad. I have a son, and my biggest fear is that he grows up to be an asshole. They’re so innocent when they’re young and you just wish they could stay that way forever because no one hates them yet. Then they grow up and stab chicks on Tinder dates and all of a sudden your little angel is Facebook villain of the day.
Being sad about his son is one thing, but blaming the cops is just plain stupid. And as you will see from Dad’s responses, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
When some people pointed out that he was making excuses by blaming the cops he did what any rational person did – called them fat.
Told them to fuck off, and called their family ugly.
Called them whores.
Challenged people to meet up with him for fisticuffs.
Told dickfaces to go back to Brazil.
Called people gay pricks.
Shit on the entire town of Hull.
And finally suggested that “may(be) that Bitch attacked him.”
Gee whiz, I wonder where his son got his anger issues from?
Junior had other supporters too.
Yes Claudia, there is a system. It’s called, “stop stabbing that chick and we won’t tase you.” Didn’t work out so well for him.
Claudia thinks that he did nothing wrong because men and women are equal.
Yea, except this guy’s a creatine cock goblin who was likely much bigger and stronger than her. Besides that they’re totally equal though.
Then there was Chris James.
“Shame on you for fucking with the father of a dead person.”
Just a reminder that it was Dad who got the ball rolling by blaming the cops before calling every woman a whore and telling a white guy to go back to Brazil.
Shockingly Chris James is NOT a fan of Turtleboy Sports. Except for our coverage of Maude the Fraud, which everyone with a brain agrees with because Maude is terrible.
The bottom line is I hope the girl who got stabbed is OK. She’s in my thoughts and prayers since she’s completely innocent. And any sympathy I had for the deceased immediately ended the second we met Dad.