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Fitchburg Fap Donkey Post On Facebook That He Was Set Up By Bootleg Pedophile Vigilante Squad, Video Reveals He Tried To Fuck A 15 Year Old

 

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This is Kent Geddes from Fitchburg.

The other day he decided to go on the Discussing Fitchburg Now Facebook group and preemptively announce that he was not a pedophile who got caught in a sting trying to bang a 15 year old boy. In fact, he was the victim.

Bold move. Let’s see how it plays out.

Ya see, this guy was confronted by the the upstart Fitchburg vigilante bootleg Chris Hanson enterprise, “Massachusetts Pedo Pop.” I have mixed feelings about them that I discussed on the Live show.

Basically, I think their head is in the right place and they’re clearly doing good work, but they should probably have the police with them and do more then just tell these perverts to get help.

Back to Kent. He insisted the 15 year old that he would soon be accused of trying to peg was actually someone who said they were 18.

If this was true, I would absolutely support this preemptive move. But you better hope they don’t have receipts, because you’re gonna end up on Turtleboy if they do.

He was whining about being targeted wrongfully, and said he forgot the name of the guy he was trying to drill.

He said he deleted the app so he couldn’t retrieve the messages, which was obviously a lie because he could just download it again and prove his innocence to the Interwebz.

He even went on the aggressive and called the guys who allegedly caught him liars.

He was catfished!!

“Can we say entrapment.”

I gotta be honest, when I saw this I thought he was innocent. No WAY a guilty person would be dumb enough to come on here if the video that was about to be released proving that he was a skinner. Turns out I was wrong.

Note to self – if you ever get caught trying to pound a 15 year old and there’s undeniable proof, don’t go to Discussing Fitchburg Now and say dindu nuffin. Also, don’t try to have sex with 15 year olds in general.

The texts were more damning than the video.

“You probably know my little brother.”

That might be the creepiest thing any pedophile has ever said. I mean, you’re basically admitting that you’d fuck your brother too. Tough for Kent to explain himself out of that one.

And they didn’t even show the graphic texts, but according to the video he said he wanted “Mutual anal, play with his anus,” and said he wanted a 15 year old boy to suck him off. Not good.

His excuse was “I don’t know what I was thinking,” “I needed a friend,” “I’ll talk to somebody,” and “I’m never gonna do this again.”

They for some reason took him at his word.

Newsflash – he’s not gonna talk to somebody. He’s gonna keep trying to fuck kids. He’ll keep a low profile for a week and then he’ll be back, because people like this can’t stop fucking kids. He’s obviously brazen since he had the balls to go on Facebook and proclaim his innocence, KNOWING that this video and the text messages were out there.

Then again, he does stuff like this because he knows that people like Hopeless here will have his back.

“Error in judgement.”

I hate when I have to make a tough decision in life and I end up trying to fuck a kid. He totally wouldn’t actually bang the kid, he was just seeing if he COULD bang a kid if he wanted to. Bad judgement I suppose.

 

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65 Comment(s)
  • Liberace
    February 27, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    Oh my! THAT KENT IS JUST YUMMY! WHAT A DELICIOUS BOY TOY HE IS! OH MY! HE’S SOOO YUMMY!

  • Archie
    February 27, 2020 at 4:04 am

    Call his employer at 978-537-9294 and let them know about this. Far easier to fire a pedo than lose business. Also, someone mentioned the Archer fb page. That page is defunct. The owner died several years ago and someone else runs the business now. The old owner would have ripped that guy out of his car and knocked him out before firing him.

  • Fringe
    February 25, 2020 at 11:10 am

    First rule of civil society:

    Those sex offender billboards at your local police station or library aren’t for your safety, but theirs.

    Martial law instituted- they’re the first to hang. You cannot risk known predators in the community when everything is on the line.

  • Alex Reimer
    February 25, 2020 at 10:29 am

    I would love to give Kent a Worcester Dump Truck! Ooooo!

  • Homos are not normal
    February 25, 2020 at 8:07 am

    Homos are the scourge of the Earth. If being a homo was normal, humans would be extinct. Save our children by persecuting homos and letting them have a great view from the top of the Hancock building.

    • You ain't normal either
      February 25, 2020 at 9:37 am

      Without homos, you wouldnt be able to beat off to gay porn in your parents basement.

      • Homos = AIDS
        February 25, 2020 at 10:10 am

        Shows how much you know faggot, we live in a double wide and don’t have a basement. Go suck a dick you cock sucking, anal cancer, meth snorting, AIDS patient.

        • Get it RIGHT!!!
          February 25, 2020 at 6:30 pm

          I do NOT smoke meth!!!!

  • Mayor Pete
    February 25, 2020 at 7:01 am

    Well…. this certainly does not help.

    • Dr. Wu
      February 25, 2020 at 8:19 am

      Are you sayin sodomy don’t bodda me?

    • Barney Fwank
      February 25, 2020 at 9:39 am

      When you become pwesident, can I get a job under the table in your administration??? Pwease!!!

  • Here cums Ar*her
    February 25, 2020 at 4:15 am

    Archer Sec. is on FB.
    Show them some love in their review section.
    It sounds like they’re shitbags to work for, so their hiring practices are probably below sub par.
    They got pics of the old man that owns the company and he looks like an older version of Kent.
    The guy was in the Navy so maybe they both fancy a bit of man love. “I see a bit of me in you, son. Just one last part of the hiring interview …” *zzzzip

    To be fair, a lot of security outfits are a bag of broken toys or worse.

    • Alex Reimer
      February 25, 2020 at 9:41 am

      I hear there’s first class semen in the Navy…ooh-gah

    • Archie
      February 27, 2020 at 6:03 pm

      That Facebook account is old. The owner died several years ago and the new owner (not the one in the picture) doesn’t use it. The old owner would have ripped Kent out of the car and knocked him out after firing him and ripping his uniform off. You didn’t mess with him or his business. I don’t live in the area anymore, so I can’t say how that business is run now, but the original owner had a great rep with the police and clients.

  • Kent needs a pedo-cure.
    February 25, 2020 at 12:54 am

    There is only one proven, completely effective cure.
    Can’t administer it if you go taking videos talking to him.
    I wonder if Archer still has him on the payroll?
    If they do, the management might need some looking into. No pun intended but this could go deeper.
    These sick fucks do network.

  • Giulia
    February 25, 2020 at 12:08 am

    Gay guys are fucking assholes… literally. 😉

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 24, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    bang a gong, this pedo has been outed as a peepee smoocher of 15 year old boys, and no preemptive strike is gonna save his ass, nice and slow. so it’s Wrong, Ducky, and time for you to consider castration.

  • Chuck Schumer's big Jew nose
    February 24, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    No amount of “help” can cure a Skinner.
    It’s a proven fact. They cannot be rehabilitated. They nearly always re-offend.
    Castration is the only cure.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    February 24, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    I’m still strongly endorsing castration as the punishment for the first offense.

    Once they can leave the hospital they should be covered in bacon grease and dropped off at the H block in Roxbury at about 11pm when the natives start to wake up.

  • Wanna be cop
    February 24, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    I like how the person recording tells the pedo ” no ones’s going to see this video”……..BOOM! boy

  • Right Wing Death Squad
    February 24, 2020 at 10:34 pm

    This is typical of the majority of homosexual men. Almost every single homosexual would or does engage in sexual activity with young boys. They really are degenerates and on a deeper more disturbing level than just the act itself implies. It doesn’t just go against God and nature these people are immoral. The vast majority are predators, drug users, child molesters, and they spread disease and degeneracy. Protect your children people and oppose homosexuality in all its forms everywhere, this is good v evil

  • Onetwoboogaloo
    February 24, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Make diddlers and rapists scared again. Slap on the wrist 2 years or less and free to do it again. Fuck that. Fear the people not the govbots

    • Mister Rogers
      February 25, 2020 at 9:47 am

      Hire an illegal alien to do the deed. Cant punish those fuckers. Get some use out of them.

  • Hope Is A Dope
    February 24, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    I hate pedos but despise cunts like Hope Depre. Just an enabling piece of shit who would probably let pedo kent babysit her kids.

  • Vivian Vance
    February 24, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    Do these guys have handcuffs? He could be a John Wayne Gacy in training. Check his possessions for a clown costume.

    • Pogo The Clown
      February 24, 2020 at 9:13 pm

      How Dare You!

  • Jordis
    February 24, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    When you live in a world where people stand up for pedophiles and perversions are defended by “mental disorders”. Its just time to throw out the whole world and start over again.

    Or I dont know…actually follow up with aggressive prosecution of the sick fucks out there.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 24, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Prosecutors are faggots, and the police are too scared to do their fucking jobs. They’re busy writing tickets for bullshit reasons.

      • Truth
        February 25, 2020 at 10:45 am

        Remember when Axl Rose got in trouble for the lyrics in the song “One in a Million”? Google it. He was right on.

  • Mike Oxlong
    February 24, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Ugh, without even reading the article just the very opening photo and I already wanted to put a bullet in his head. Can someone take care of that please.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    February 24, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    how the hell did this turd become a security guard, with multiple priors for marijuana?

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 24, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Sandusky here must must have thought he was all set once he dropped his main selling point: he’s gentle when it comes to anal

    Hopefully there is a follow up blog in a few days about this pedo faggot found beaten to death

    • Mike Oxlong
      February 24, 2020 at 6:55 pm

      On point as usual, spic-meister. Good job.

      • Spic Tormentor
        February 25, 2020 at 2:35 pm

        Thanks brother. Glad you’re not going soft like some

  • Judge dread
    February 24, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    security guards are designed for one thing and one thing only…. physical presence that provides super fast response by police.

    Do your rounds or whatever the fuck, but rousting people and power tripping deserve you to get atleast 5 flashes in the town square.

    • Judge dread
      February 24, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      My MIT partners who are mostly Chinese gave me authority to engage in “experimental sentencing”. They have developed a device that causes a 1% addition to blindness 5 flashes, you’re 95% closer to having a dog walk you.

      The methods and design was all MIT but now it in beta test phase used in the Muzzie and Falun Gong organ harvesting and work camps. Concentration camps.

      What the sick joke is China is UN pollution council despite being number one. Saudi’s Arabia leads the human rights council.

      • Search engine this
        February 24, 2020 at 5:17 pm

        Chinese mobile execution vans

        They literally organ harvest on he tarmac, put it on the plane and the practitioner receive it for some Laotian gold triangle heroin big wig can float his new kidney with more liquor.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    February 24, 2020 at 4:02 pm

    My son is a violent criminal who assaults women.

  • Mini Mike
    February 24, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    I am his little brother wrinkley dick and all

    • Pedo Blart
      February 24, 2020 at 4:32 pm

      Big brother loves you baby

  • Liawatha (she/her/hers)
    February 24, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Kent is gorgeous! Ze would be an excellent candidate to have young children sit on hir lap to read to. I encourage hir to apply at the nearest public library or elementary school.
    Please support Drag Queen Story Hour.

    • Mayor ButtFuck Pete
      February 24, 2020 at 4:32 pm

      Hands of Liz. It is mine all mine

  • The angry taint
    February 24, 2020 at 3:17 pm

    No skinner is going to admit that they are a skinner, this creep knew exactly who he was chatting with. The little brother comment is nauseau inducing.

  • ace
    February 24, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    turtle weirdo, you sure pick some strange shit to blog about

    • The angry taint
      February 24, 2020 at 3:18 pm

      What sting nabbed you?

  • Burlando Castile
    February 24, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    Looks like Archer Security is going to need to abandon some cargo. This piece of shit needs to be followed anywhere he goes.

    Hope Dupre sounds like the type who would sacrifice her kids to a boyfriend who had these sickening tendencies.

  • Snarky Pete
    February 24, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    And, of course, he’s a security guard. The CNA of pedos

  • Call The Coos
    February 24, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    These guys are like a ghetto To Catch A Predator. Why they are not reporting it to the police is what I don’t get. That’s how you stop these animals

    • Bob Cousy doesn't give a fuck
      February 24, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      Because the cops don’t support this vigilantism.

      • Startled Pancake
        February 24, 2020 at 4:32 pm

        Cause the local cops are fucking in on it half the time.

        • Let Us Know
          February 24, 2020 at 6:28 pm

          Really? What is it you do for a profession cupcake?

          • Startled Pancake
            February 24, 2020 at 9:03 pm

            Turnin’ your woman out.

            Any more questions?

            Gotta be faster on the uptake there, SON. Get outta here, you got dick on your breath.

        • Startled Pancake
          February 24, 2020 at 9:11 pm

          BTW, stop sucking LEO cocks. Only one third of them represent the decency of the Wyhte Man’s law and order.

          The remaining percentage are those who want to bully average folks around, take zero risks, and fail to uphold the law and get by long enough to collect a pension and maybe disability for a bullshit reasons. They will gladly fuck you over and shake you down if you look like a mark and let the former walk.

          If you see just ONE vehicle with overly tinted windows, that means 85% of the cops ain’t doing their job because it’s too risky to stop the car.

          Prove me wrong. You can’t. Look at the fucking numbers, geniuses. Why is it not fucking Tombstone after Wyatt Earp rides in?

          P.S. I know more about dirty LEO shit than the rest of you.

          • We’re Waiting
            February 25, 2020 at 9:42 am

            What was it you did for work again?
            Besides being a hairdo on the internet of course.

          • Startled Pancake
            February 25, 2020 at 6:19 pm

            Wait all you want. Losers wait, Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen.

            I don’t answer to YOU, faggot.

            Or anyone else.

          • Truth Be Told
            February 25, 2020 at 7:09 pm

            I get it now Josh. You don’t have a job and go around filming cops. I guess that make you a police expert and a lazy drug addicted douche bag. When is the trial Josh?

          • Startled Pancake
            February 25, 2020 at 9:26 pm

            LOL I pay more in taxes that your entire lifetime take-home.

            And you’re over-paid.

            Go home, SON. Ya got dick on your breath.

  • WeRFucked
    February 24, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    I hate pedophiles. They make normal gays look bad.
    I keep seeing this reoccurring theme with guys like this. They get caught… and try again.
    They need to be dealt with in a barbaric way.

    • E.Norma Stitz
      February 24, 2020 at 3:08 pm

      Yes, castration and public hanging. In that order.

      • B. Stingz
        February 24, 2020 at 3:36 pm

        Castration, then insert removed genitals into pedro’s mouth, then GUILLOTINE!!!

    • Gas Em
      February 24, 2020 at 6:59 pm

      Kill all filthy homosexual predators

    • frankie fuckface (D)
      February 24, 2020 at 7:47 pm

      “normal gays?”
      fucking faggots

    • Right Wing Death Squad
      February 24, 2020 at 10:46 pm

      Normal gays…this guy is behaving EXACTLY like “normal gays”

    • Startled Pancake
      February 25, 2020 at 9:21 pm

      Not Josh. And Josh is a faggot and a faggot name.

      I’ve been using the same name for a year, whereas you keep using a different alias, faggot.

      NO ONE KNOWS YOU.

      Do try and keep up, SON. Get the LEO dick out of your mouth, you’ll do better next time.

      • Still Waiting
        February 26, 2020 at 11:45 pm

        What was it you did for work again?
        It’s not a hard question

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