You may think that the financial devastation and loss of life as a direct result of the commie cold is our biggest problem right now, but there’s a lady in Fitchburg named Marie Ewing with MUCH bigger fish to fry.
Holy white people problems! Bells? In a church? Ringing? How will we ever survive? Easily one of Fitchburg’s biggest problems.
She’s not trying to be a Debbie downer either, she just wants to file a formal complaint over church bells after choosing to live near a church. The struggle is real.
Has she considered ear plugs?
So she’s a college student who chose to live downtown in a city full of shit bags, complaining about noise from a church? Makes sense.
She wanted to make it clearly that she is NOT sitting around complaining though.
She just can’t sleep with bells ringing periodically during broad daylight when she’s trying to….nap?
She also doesn’t mind train tracks.
Because God knows trains don’t make noise.
To the shock of no one she also started a GoFundMe in November to pay for her school tuition to Fitchburg State, where she allegedly attends classes.
She also claims to be on welfare and seems to look down on people who want to stay in Fitchburg.
I feel ya girl. Only savages could listen to those bells all day. I just hope she sticks with college longer than she sticks with a look.
Just sayin.
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Hook up a field phone to her nose ring and a stainless steel butt plug.
Then it’s one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy…maybe hook up a power drill to the crank handle for peak voltage and duration.
Be nice, she’s just an orca looking for some free willy…
My son is a monster
Does the ginger guy like camping?
Years ago, a bunch of new houses were built in Granby near the runway approach to Westover ARB. I’ll bet you can guess what happened?
The neighbors started complaining about the aircraft noise !
About 10 years ago, some chud bought a house in Wilbraham about 70 yards from a railroad crossing. In his backyard was a pre-existing gravel pit. Wanna guess what happened? Yup. The chud started complaining to the RR about the trains blowing their horns at the crossing and the “horrible” noise from the rock-crushing operation !
Bottom line?
Get fucked !
If you live next to an airport, you’re gonna hear planes.
If you buy next to a gravel pit, you’re gonna hear noise.
If you decide to live next to a church, you’re gonna hear bells.
Fucking assholes, all.
Myabe I’m way off-base here but it would seem she was bitching about the church bells while handling the situations fairly reasonably. As for the GFM: no, thanks.
A more punchable face than Guy Lapointe.
I want my arms back!
I wish I had triceps that big.
That’s one pink woman and getting pinker all the time, her blood rising at the need for others to change, because she naps during the day, when most people are living. She will never pay back those school loans and her degree in Fashion Design will only get her two blocks closer to the end of town.
I bet when she sits on the can she’s louder than those church bells!!!
How come the “look at me” people are the last ones anyone wants to look at?
I had a few classes with her. She is every bit a fucking weirdo as has been described here. She was very flamboyant and animated in every fucking presentation she gave in class. She was always whining about her and her husband being disabled and that college was too expensive (the one thing I agreed with her on). Annoyed the fuck out of me every day.
Her upper arm looks like a ham hock. Really heavy marbling of fat makes meat juicier.
I didn’t realize how beefy she is til I got to the last pic. Holy Ham Hock, Batman
I understand where she is coming from.
I live next to a fire station and I am so sick of hearing these sirens all the time.
I asked them if maybe they could tone them down and the captain just looked at me like I was an idiot. I dont get it.
Her ass cheeks flapping make more noise than those Church Bells…
If toxic femininity had a face!
10 to 1 says she taking classes for gender studies or queer rythm and dance.
Being fat, stupid, and having a poor work ethic is a horrible way to go through life..
Why not ask for help with student loans if seemingly every large company and hedge fund is getting bailed out by the feds.? AOC even wants the government to bail out the illegals. And as for the bells, they probably aren’t real bells but a recording of bells amplified by loudspeakers. Everything and everyone is fake these days. This woman ought to find out whether the bells are announcing anything, like church services, or just new highs and lows in the stock market — the church could be a private residence. In other words, she may be on to something.
We are now going to ring the bells every 15 minutes, until she checks into the nut house.
Have a nice day
A-fucking-men! Interestingly enough, I used to spend a lot of time at an *ahem* relaxing establishment affectionately called “The Nut House” back when I was posted in Keokuk, Iowa.
She’s just upset because Bernie is falling behind
Keep her muthafuckin’ head ringin’
She needs a retroactive birth control pill
No, she naps during the day because she’s a disgusting, lazy slumpster. Also, septum rings are gross as fuck, even on hot chicks. So, fat chicks don’t stand a chance in hell with them.
Agreed
You guys are a couple of assholes
This illiterate blob is in college? She can’t write, spell, or punctuate. And who bitches about church bells? What a crusty cunt!
One overall comment (to start with): This hunk of apparently human flesh is NOT a lady.
In my considered, upper-middle class opinion, any female with a nose ring is also not a lady.
And with the current situation in the country, continuing to wear a nose ring is just asking for a dose of Corona Virus. Then again, that’s a natural way of “culling the herd”, so I guess it wouldn’t be that bad.
In the meantime, however, how about starting a go fund me for this creature so she can get some rest…not a financial go fund me, but a go fund me to have people send her earplugs. We could send her a few thousand earplugs and she could sell them to any neighbors who are also bothered by the bells.
Glad to see the Asian ads are back.
Dingbat does not like bells. It has NOTHING to do with hatred of religion though. There should be a separation of church and her state of awareness.
I bet this fat sow wouldnt complain if it was dinner bells !!
One thing we know this biatch is dedicated to and will stick with is stuffing her fat face with food.
She looks like a trash bag filled with pancake batter. Vomit inducing.
I stand with Rie Renee. The bells these white bitter clingers incessantly peal really grinds my gears.
That intolerant bell ringing need to be replaced by the beautiful Islamic Call to Prayer 5 times a day.
Those bells she is hearing is actually just the ringing in her head from the donkey punch her trans partner laid on her
She looks like she smells like sewage be a perfect match one discharge stain to another
Fix her up with the sewage guy who pulled the gun.