You may think that the financial devastation and loss of life as a direct result of the commie cold is our biggest problem right now, but there’s a lady in Fitchburg named Marie Ewing with MUCH bigger fish to fry.
Holy white people problems! Bells? In a church? Ringing? How will we ever survive? Easily one of Fitchburg’s biggest problems.
She’s not trying to be a Debbie downer either, she just wants to file a formal complaint over church bells after choosing to live near a church. The struggle is real.
Has she considered ear plugs?
So she’s a college student who chose to live downtown in a city full of shit bags, complaining about noise from a church? Makes sense.
She wanted to make it clearly that she is NOT sitting around complaining though.
She just can’t sleep with bells ringing periodically during broad daylight when she’s trying to….nap?
She also doesn’t mind train tracks.
Because God knows trains don’t make noise.
To the shock of no one she also started a GoFundMe in November to pay for her school tuition to Fitchburg State, where she allegedly attends classes.
She also claims to be on welfare and seems to look down on people who want to stay in Fitchburg.
I feel ya girl. Only savages could listen to those bells all day. I just hope she sticks with college longer than she sticks with a look.
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