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Fitchburg Teacher Investigated By FBI For Tweeting “Kill Trump” Is The Fakest News Story Ever And Boston 25 News Doesn’t Give A Shit

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People are up in arms because a Fitchburg paraprofessional teacher named Donna Chalifoux, whose husband is the principal of one of the city’s middle schools, tweeted this on October 10:

Not good.

When there’s a bunch of @ in front of a tweet, it means they’re replying to someone else’s tweet. @WalshFreedom is former congressman Joe Walsh, a conservative who is pretty vocal when he thinks Trump is being a boob. And the Trump in this case is not the President, but his idiot son who wants to do a steel cage match with the creepy porn lawyer. This was the tweet she was responding to:

Meanwhile Fox 25 News completely left all this relevant information out of their story in a rush to break it first. It’s the definition of fake news. The tweet she was responding to was a HUGE part of the story. Fox 25 continues to be the biggest joke in Boston media, and that’s not easy to do. Straight up whoring for page views.

Now her husband is saying that her tweet was taken out of context:

Craig Chalifoux said Donna, in her tweet, was not alluding to killing Trump Jr. She instead used the word “kill” in reference the fight itself, as in Avenatti would “kill,” or beat, Trump Jr. in a fight. 

“My wife is certainly not a malicious person and there was no ill intent there,” he said. “She is incredibly embarrassed and regretful of making the comment, because obviously it caused quite a stir, but it had nothing to do about killing anyone. It was reference to the fight.”

Donna Chalifoux regrets the “poor choice” of words, he said.

Credit to the Sentinel and Enterprise. They actually did their job and reported the news. Sad that doing a basic amount of research earns you a pat on the back these days.

A million people sent us this story, but I’m glad we waited on it. Because obviously my initial reaction would’ve been to pull a Manchester and jump all over this lady. But honestly, I don’t think he’s bullshitting. How many people have said they hope the Patriots “kill” whoever they’re playing in sportball this week? Does that really mean you want the other team to literally be murdered on the sportball field? Call me a snowflake SJW if you want, but I believe her yo!!

More than anything I’d like to think she’s not stupid enough as a public servant to tweet out a death threat to the President’s lucky sperm. Either way, it’s generally a bad idea to ever put the words “kill” and “Trump” directly next to each other on the Internet. Because the Internet is forever, and most people aren’t going to waste time actually looking into the story. You’re a public school teacher so the Trump people already hate you. Don’t give them ammo by tweeting “Kill Trump.” Ever.

You come to Turtleboy Sports for fair and balanced takes. Sorry, but I just can’t pretend to be outraged by this when it was clearly in reference to the creepy porn lawyer royal rumble. I say no harm, no foul.

Some will say that the real issue here is that our government has become a circus when the President’s son is fighting the lawyer for the porn star who banged the President when his four month old son was sitting at home with his trophy wife. Not me though. I think it’s great. The economy is good and we’re not fighting any major wars. If your country can afford to have sideshows like this going at the executive level and the world isn’t burning, it’s means things are going pretty well. God bless America.

23 Comment(s)
  • The stupid cunt who keeps commenting on the Gareli ad
    October 17, 2018 at 11:29 am

    Please tell me I’m funny before I have to overdose on Fentanyl for attention.

  • KimberlyS
    October 17, 2018 at 9:17 am

    “You’re a public school teacher so the Trump people already hate you.”

    Such a lie. Way to propagate a stereotype.

    • Assume The Position
      October 17, 2018 at 11:35 am

      Yeah, Turtleboy ought to spank Turtlebae’s hot little ass while we all watch for that line of shit.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 17, 2018 at 7:05 am

    “Straight up whoring for page views.”

    That had to be the funniest comment in this whole article, considering the source.

  • Gong Show
    October 16, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    Garieli ads should read ‘Our Diamonds aren’t as fake as this ad …….but if you’re looking for a cubic zirconia call us!”.

    This Blog is really going to shit with bad writers and cheap advertisers.

    • Winge Kryer
      October 17, 2018 at 4:30 am

      Oddly, people keep reading and commenting.

    October 16, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    Liberal TurtleBoy at it again. If you hate Trump so much, and if you hate the white race so much, and if you hate the klan so much, you DO NOT STAND WITH US. YOU DO NOT STAND WITH WHITE NATIONALISTS AND YOU DO NOT STAND WITH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Go vote for Liz Warren you clowns WHITE POWER!!!!! WHITE POWER!!!!! WHITE POWER!!!!!!!

    • Honkey Don't Play Dat
      October 17, 2018 at 11:27 am

      Hey, it’s that homo who married that black Vermont representative trying to troll us.

      Get back to the rest area and fluff the truckers, you fucking pillow biter.

  • Chad Hollingsworth III
    October 16, 2018 at 10:32 pm

    What the Garieli ad should probably say is “I know you are a hard working genius who studies a lot who wants to go to Harvard and maybe cure cancer BUT I’m a mediocre white student and you’re Asian so I’m sorry because there is a quota!”.

    • Captain Obvious
      October 17, 2018 at 10:18 am

      You should have just consolidated your three posts into one snowflake. Either that or space them out a little to make it less obvious.

  • Kodak Moment
    October 16, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    Garieli really broke out the checkbook for that photoshop ad lol.

    It sucks so bad I started laughing so hard after seeing it I almost choked on my Cheeze Doodles!
    It’s so bad it’s good.

    I hope the next ad is the two of them at Fenway Park in front of the Green Monster!

    We all need a good laugh!!

  • Dumbledork
    October 16, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    That Worcester Garieri Ad may be the suckiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
    Where’s the tit tats? I bet they don’t even vape or do H!!!
    They in no way represent the city of Worcester

  • WeLiveInA Sick Society
    October 16, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    This story is just like the New England Compounding Center trial which is currently going on this week. Witness given immunity for bs testimoney. Salesman pretending safety violations only occurred at the end when in reality they were commonplace for YEARS . A government agency pretending that they didnt know what was going on well before the murders of innocent patients occurred.

  • Semen Facial for younger skin
    October 16, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    “If you’re going to take a knee this season have ring in your hand”

    The young brunette in that add, those legs, that hair, so young and beautiful she gives me instant boner, hard like iron and balls full like coconuts….. spluggeee!

    • Tom Brady
      October 17, 2018 at 11:40 am

      I wake up next to that every morning. Eat your heart out.

  • Jack Burton
    October 16, 2018 at 6:52 pm

    So you may have no gotten the memo yet, but people are replacing “SJW” with “NPC” for “Non-player character.”

    • Let the triggering begin!
      October 17, 2018 at 2:25 pm

      I’ve never heard of the NPC reference until your comment then today in the course of my regular day I’ve encountered it two additional times. This one is definitely going stick.

      • KimberlyS
        October 17, 2018 at 3:46 pm

        Same here. I’ve seen it several times today, and never heard it before.

        • Akihito
          October 17, 2018 at 4:17 pm

          One up on ya, I heard it yesterday

  • obseqious
    October 16, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    TB is wrong on this one. The way she responded isn’t how you would respond to Walsh’s question.

  • Iron Balls McGinty
    October 16, 2018 at 3:58 pm


    But can we also agree that “paraprofessional” sounds like one a them baloney jobs? Is she not quite professional? Sort of amateur? Could this word also be used to describe several Paughnhub channels?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 16, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Wow, pretty impressive on your part!

    We all need to stop with the outrage.

  • Ritchie Valens
    October 16, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    Oh, Donna.

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