Fondue Fapmaster Forces Dog To Drink Bottle Of Vodka, Puts Video On Facebook, Just Got Out Of Jail For Threatening To Shoot Up Hoosac Valley High School And Swatting His Dad’s House

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This is Troy Goodermote-Klein from the rundown Berkshire County town of Adams, MA:

After graduating from Hoosac Valley Regional High School in 2015, this overgrown ball of Crisco moved to Kentucky and then Texas where be began making “swatting” prank phone calls, before threatening to shoot up his former high school on Facebook. Here’s the gist of what happened:

  • Fondue Fapmaster moved to Texas to live with his sister, and seems to hate his parents, particularly his Dad who lives in Kentucky
  • To get revenge on Dad he found his neighbor’s phone number and called her pretending to be a hostage in his Dad’s house
  • The neighbor called the cops and the SWAT team raided Dad’s house and found no one
  • The neighbor showed up at the scene, claiming to still have the hostage on the phone, who was now saying he was still hidden in the house, and the door had a triggered bomb on it
  • The Dad then suspected his idiot son, went on his Facebook page, and saw a message from his spawn that said, “I bet (you’re) mad now,” using his fake name “Troy Lit”
  • The cops determined it was revenge and traced the call to him in Texas
  • Shortly afterwards the grundlehog wrote the following on Facebook right before the start of the school year:“I can’t wait for that day when I’m drunk shooting up all your asses and seeing blood (splashing) everywhere,” the message, which police believe Klein posted on the website, read. “Be prepared to have the Hoosac Valley (massacre) or the Hijinx (massacre). It will be the (funniest) day of my life because I don’t have to deal with anymore after the police shoot me dead.”
  • The Fondue Fapmaster claimed in the post he could obtain an AK-47 in Texas for $699 “to adios all of your asses and give my life.”
  • Marshmellow McGee is autistic and has received treatment at a hospital in the Berkshires.
  • On September 1 he was arrested by Texas Rangers on a Massachusetts warrant
  • He ended up getting getting extradited to Massachusetts where he was sentenced to 90 days in jail in a North Adams courtroom in November

Well, he’s out again, and instead of living life like a normal human being he has created a new Facebook identity – David Mason:

He gave it away with this post:

And since he’s so desperate for attention, and hides behind his alleged autism, the other day on Facebook he forced his dog to get drunk and then recorded the poor thing stumbling around like it was last call at the Blarney:

Human. Garbage.

I don’t give a shit if he’s autistic. That means nothing to me. I’ve met lots of autistic people before. They all manage to not threaten to shoot up schools and not force dogs to drink vodka. He’s just hiding behind this (if he even is autistic) because he’s desperate for attention.

He claims it’s legal to abuse an animal like that:

And because he so wants to be known as the crazy kid, just so people will still talk about him, he tags everyone from Pittsfield and other Berkshire towns in every post he makes:

He’s wicked edgy, which is why he films himself taking bong rips and puts it on Youtube:

But that didn’t impress anyone so he decided to smoke meth and put it on Facebook instead….

By the way, we reported both this video and the dog abuse video to Facebook, and neither of them has been pulled down. But we get taken down for supporting murdered police officers by changing our profile picture to a pro-police badge. Cool standards Zuckerstain.

He also wants to let you know how cool he is by pounding Everclear…..

Which is what you do when you have no friends but you’re desperate for some sort of social identity.

Oh, and he likes drugs:

So edgy.

He’s still doing what he did to his Dad in Kentucky – threatening people online and then giving addresses of people he doesn’t like in Savoy…

And blaming other people for getting his dog drunk so people will turn on them instead of him….

He’s using Facebook to threaten and harass women who repeatedly ask him to stop

And he wants you to donate to his PayPal…..


Seriously, it’s time to put him to sleep permanently. Make no doubt about it – he will get someone killed someday. I don’t know if he’ll do it, because he’s a fat pile of pussy froth who probably doesn’t have it in him. But his antics easily could’ve gotten his father killed, and he obviously has no desire whatsoever to stop doing this. This is just who he is, and who he will always be. He cannot be reformed. He will threaten and harass and possibly rape women, kill animals, and be an all around nuisance to society so long as he lives. The quickly he ceases to exist the better. Obviously no one will miss him since his parents hate him anyway.

In conclusion, fuck this filthy pile of poo by trying to use autism as an excuse for being a terrible, soulless excuse for a human being.

31 Comment(s)
  • Melissa
    July 31, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Trow was found in california july 20.2019

  • Sandyjeanie
    July 24, 2018 at 10:15 pm

    Troy needs to be cared for and looked after in a group home environment. But, first..he needs to spend some time in a psychiatric hospital for treatment & perhaps medication. I’ve known him since he was a little boy and he needs some serious help. Yes..he is moderate to severely autistic. But, after everything that has happened to him, I’m sure there are other mental issues going on with him now as well. His father used to drink & beat Troy to make him behave. Troy’s mom, who did love Troy..finally threw his dad out for being abusive to Troy. So, for a couple of years, Troy happily lived with his mom. Troy was still in high school, and was doing okay. His mom was not perfect..but she loved Troy and he loved her. One morning, when Troy woke up..he found his mother dead. She had died in her sleep of a heart attack, and now Troy basically had no one who truly cared about him. Troy began living with an aunt & uncle so he could finish high school & graduate..but it was tough for them to have Troy. Troy became sad, angry & despondent. A younger boy at school named Kaliq befriended Troy and was kind to him. Troy was picked on and bullied by most of the kids at school..but Kaliq was kind to everyone; he hated to see kids he was kind to Troy, and became his good buddy. But then..a terrible accident happened. Troy let a teenage girl drive his car and Kaliq (Troy’s only true friend) was killed. After the accident, some of the other school kids began telling Troy horrible things. I will list a few of them: 1. Kaliq hated you; he just liked your car. 2. You better run; you’re going to be arrested for murder. 3. You killed Kaliq and now we’re going to kill you. 4. Don’t you know that everyone hates you Troy. So now, a high school kid who just lost his mother, has now lost the only kid who was nice to him..and because of his autism & other emotional issues..Troy is believing these kids..and begins saying terrible things about Kaliq on facebook..because kids told Troy that Kaliq was just using him. This was not true..but Troy did not know that. Troy also thought he was going to be arrested for murder because the kids told him that. So, Troy decides to seek his father out..and travels cross country to try to find love with his dad. Unfortunately, his dad is still the same guy as he always was, and he did not embrace or love Troy..he rejected him. So, Troy left & headed to an uncle’s house. Well, his uncle would only allow him to stay for so long..and Troy was on his own again. Why does no one see what is happening to this young autistic man with emotional issues as well. He is seeking any kind of attention he can get because he needs it. Negative attention is better than no attention at all. Like I said before, his mom was not perfect but..she did love him and she did give him positive attention. Troy has lost every bit of positive attention that he ever had in his life, and no one cares. They’re just going to keep talking terrible about this young man until something terrible happens to him, and then everyone will say he had it coming. Instead of seeing the real picture of Troy’s life. The guy needs serious help, and positive people in his life who care enough to help him to turn his life around.

  • to kill a monster...
    July 23, 2018 at 11:34 pm

    Never mind the forced alcohol, did anyone else notice that you can count the dog’s ribs?
    This kid needs a rebar party, starting at the tips of each extremity and working in toward the core.
    That poor dog needs a rescue, if he hasn’t already killed it.

    • Sandyjeanie
      May 4, 2020 at 9:38 am

      Troy has died. Is everyone on here happy?? I for one feel terrible..that he was another young life..a statistic..who never had a chance in this world. I’m sorry for what you had to endure in your young life Troy..and for what your life did to you. Thoughts & prayers for you..Troy. From one who cared.

  • sdfgsdfgs
    July 22, 2018 at 5:03 pm

    Hey Turtles, the Ace Hardware ad is so annoying it’s making me averse to Ace Hardware…randomly covers page, moves around, it’s counter productive!

  • Josh
    July 22, 2018 at 11:15 am

    This Jack off already got someone killed in a car accident he needs to get put away but fyi adams isnt rundown lol

  • B
    July 22, 2018 at 9:58 am

    How is this POS still walking around? He needs 30 days in Bridgewater to start. He will follow through with his threats because he is SCREAMING for attention. That poor dog needs to be rescued. Where are all of the animal activists? Storm his house and get that dog out of there.

  • Masshole
    July 22, 2018 at 7:31 am

    This guy is just another PoS that does bad things and when he gets called out, blames it on it “autism.” I have autism as do other people I know and we all understand how fucked this guy is in the head. I also can’t stand animal abuse. This guy likely isn’t autistic, it sounds more like he has borderline personality disorder or a psychotic personality. I’m so sick of shitty humans that won’t take any responsibility for being such horrible people and always have an excuse.

  • SpearChucker Jones
    July 22, 2018 at 4:40 am

    This idiot looks like he wandered off some injun reservation. If he’s in Texas, he’ll get mistaken for a feral wild hog and get taken out with a crossbow.

  • msheadkracker
    Youd be surprised
    July 21, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    Hes not autistic, hes psycotic, most likely a moslem inbred. This kid is what isis is full of, psycotic inbreds that think this kind of shit is ok. Theres a huge population of mislabeled people, they arent “autistic” or on the spectrum, but they are genetically defunct so they have to label them something. Look into, 1800 years of first cousin and father-daughter marriages and breeding, this is what you get. No empathy, no morals, and you can guarantee hes been doing crazy shit since he could walk. 

    • Smb
      April 14, 2021 at 8:21 pm

      Well, not from a reservation, but he did have alog of native american blood

    • Smb
      April 14, 2021 at 8:22 pm

      Well, not from a reservation, but you are correct on the ancestry

  • Joe time
    July 21, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Donate to him lol. Easiest way to get rid of him.

  • AgingCynic
    July 21, 2018 at 1:30 pm

    Remember when they’d lock you up for being “a danger to himself or others”?

  • hank
    July 21, 2018 at 8:27 am

    Mongo need hug.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 20, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Feed him to the krokodils.

    Feet first.

  • Fat Pete
    July 20, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    Who else just clicked through that video of the pupperoni drinking because they couldn’t watch it?


    This guy is a grade A scumbag.

  • z
    July 20, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    That boy ain’t right.

    I see suicide by cop in this one as his future as he comes out and states it and is actively working towards that goal. Just drink yourself to death kid or OD. Jeez, a life is a terrible thing to waste but YOU do it, don’t have some cop have to do it for you.

    I found an obit on his mom from 2016. Doesn’t excuse him, but maybe that’s when he went off the rails.

    Besides her father of Savoy Deanna is survived by two sons, Troy Goodermote Klein of Adams, James Lee Fetzer and his wife Courtney of Houston, Texas, a daughter, Jennifer Norcross of Missouri City, Texas, a brother, Shane McGovern of Pittsfield. Four sisters, Cynthia A. Love, Lisa Michalenko, both of Savoy, Tracey Keller and her husband Kevin of Washington State, and Kelly Pizzi and her companion William Molner of Pittsfield. Five grandchildren, eight nieces and nephews, fifteen great nieces and great nephews, and a godchild. She was predeceased by a son, Warren Patti.

    I don’t see dad mentioned anywhere in the obit. Considering there was a son with a last name of Patti, one with Fetzer and one with Klein I’m not really surprised.

    Mom dies, dad isn’t mentioned in the obit. Son blames dad etc…..

  • Patel
    July 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Makes me wonder why this piece of shit can’t go buy some fentanyl and take his first dose while wandering into a lake somewhere.

  • whatevuh
    July 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    If I only had a sniper rifle and a clear shot . . .

  • Judge Canis
    July 20, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    Feed him alive to feral hogs in Texas, dopamine levels while being torn apart by wild animals, no fucking idea, but he should find out.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 20, 2018 at 6:07 pm

    I have his pic and his name.

    If I see him in my town I’m going to knock his ass out, fuck him in the ass, and steal his Polo shirt.

    Fucking subhuman

    • Y
      July 21, 2018 at 2:31 am

      Will you really, though?

      • Masshole
        July 22, 2018 at 7:20 am

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 20, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    I’m not making an actual threat, but someone needs to kill this asshole

    Doing that to a dog is unforgivable.

    He needs a 45 caliber cure for his ‘autism’


  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    July 20, 2018 at 6:01 pm

    Who did his hair Ben Stiller in something about Mary? Fucking future cuck I have a Cincinnati bowtie with his name on it

  • Fell in soot? What shade is he?
    July 20, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    Honestly thought he had a dirty face that needed a good scrub in the first pic but quickly realized that was not the case. What an odd colored human.

    • Paulie
      July 20, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      He 99.9% has Acanthosis nigricans. It is a condition that a lot of diabetics get. It’s from having to much insulin in the blood.

      • Thanks!
        July 20, 2018 at 11:13 pm

        Holy shit. You learn something new every day. Honestly I thought you were being witty and it was a made up condition. Thank you!

        • Paulie
          July 21, 2018 at 10:51 am

          No problem, lmao it does sound made up. I work at a endocrinology office and see lots of people with this.

      • Smb
        April 14, 2021 at 8:17 pm

        Actually his father had alot of native american blood. His insulin was fine.

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