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This is Troy Goodermote-Klein from the rundown Berkshire County town of Adams, MA:
After graduating from Hoosac Valley Regional High School in 2015, this overgrown ball of Crisco moved to Kentucky and then Texas where be began making “swatting” prank phone calls, before threatening to shoot up his former high school on Facebook. Here’s the gist of what happened:
- Fondue Fapmaster moved to Texas to live with his sister, and seems to hate his parents, particularly his Dad who lives in Kentucky
- To get revenge on Dad he found his neighbor’s phone number and called her pretending to be a hostage in his Dad’s house
- The neighbor called the cops and the SWAT team raided Dad’s house and found no one
- The neighbor showed up at the scene, claiming to still have the hostage on the phone, who was now saying he was still hidden in the house, and the door had a triggered bomb on it
- The Dad then suspected his idiot son, went on his Facebook page, and saw a message from his spawn that said, “I bet (you’re) mad now,” using his fake name “Troy Lit”
- The cops determined it was revenge and traced the call to him in Texas
- Shortly afterwards the grundlehog wrote the following on Facebook right before the start of the school year:
“I can’t wait for that day when I’m drunk shooting up all your asses and seeing blood (splashing) everywhere,” the message, which police believe Klein posted on the website, read. “Be prepared to have the Hoosac Valley (massacre) or the Hijinx (massacre). It will be the (funniest) day of my life because I don’t have to deal with anymore after the police shoot me dead.”
- The Fondue Fapmaster claimed in the post he could obtain an AK-47 in Texas for $699 “to adios all of your asses and give my life.”
- Marshmellow McGee is autistic and has received treatment at a hospital in the Berkshires.
- On September 1 he was arrested by Texas Rangers on a Massachusetts warrant
- He ended up getting getting extradited to Massachusetts where he was sentenced to 90 days in jail in a North Adams courtroom in November
Well, he’s out again, and instead of living life like a normal human being he has created a new Facebook identity – David Mason:
He gave it away with this post:
And since he’s so desperate for attention, and hides behind his alleged autism, the other day on Facebook he forced his dog to get drunk and then recorded the poor thing stumbling around like it was last call at the Blarney:
I don’t give a shit if he’s autistic. That means nothing to me. I’ve met lots of autistic people before. They all manage to not threaten to shoot up schools and not force dogs to drink vodka. He’s just hiding behind this (if he even is autistic) because he’s desperate for attention.
He claims it’s legal to abuse an animal like that:
And because he so wants to be known as the crazy kid, just so people will still talk about him, he tags everyone from Pittsfield and other Berkshire towns in every post he makes:
He’s wicked edgy, which is why he films himself taking bong rips and puts it on Youtube:
But that didn’t impress anyone so he decided to smoke meth and put it on Facebook instead….
By the way, we reported both this video and the dog abuse video to Facebook, and neither of them has been pulled down. But we get taken down for supporting murdered police officers by changing our profile picture to a pro-police badge. Cool standards Zuckerstain.
He also wants to let you know how cool he is by pounding Everclear…..
Which is what you do when you have no friends but you’re desperate for some sort of social identity.
Oh, and he likes drugs:
He’s still doing what he did to his Dad in Kentucky – threatening people online and then giving addresses of people he doesn’t like in Savoy…
And blaming other people for getting his dog drunk so people will turn on them instead of him….
He’s using Facebook to threaten and harass women who repeatedly ask him to stop
And he wants you to donate to his PayPal…..
Seriously, it’s time to put him to sleep permanently. Make no doubt about it – he will get someone killed someday. I don’t know if he’ll do it, because he’s a fat pile of pussy froth who probably doesn’t have it in him. But his antics easily could’ve gotten his father killed, and he obviously has no desire whatsoever to stop doing this. This is just who he is, and who he will always be. He cannot be reformed. He will threaten and harass and possibly rape women, kill animals, and be an all around nuisance to society so long as he lives. The quickly he ceases to exist the better. Obviously no one will miss him since his parents hate him anyway.
In conclusion, fuck this filthy pile of poo by trying to use autism as an excuse for being a terrible, soulless excuse for a human being.