Turtleboy Investigates

For All The Butthurts Whining About Where Their Money Went, Here’s All The Invoices I’ve Paid For Legal Fees To Keep Turtleboy Alive

 

A lot of you fine people have donated to Turtleboy over the last two years, and because of people like you the blog is still here. In the last 24 hours a bunch of people have posted on our Facebook and YouTube, accusing me of pocketing cash and living large.

 

Tonight on the Live Show I’m gonna be doing a segment called “Turtleboy confessions.” I plan on showing you people EVERYTHING you want to see about my business and how it functions. A lot of long time turtle riding supporters are currently up my ass, asking me questions in bad faith about vacations I’ve taken, where money went, and who I have and haven’t given money to. I don’t have to show anyone shit, but I’m gonna anyway because my reputation is EVERYTHING. Here’s a quick preview.

I’m currently being sued by 6 people – Jamie Genereux, Jennifer Azadnia, Failure Swift, Marc Aldana, Anthony Branche, and Rian Waters appeal of his previous defeat. The only way that’s free is the Failure Swift one because I lucked out and the Rhode Island ACLU took up my case, and I can’t thank them enough for that. The most expensive lawsuit has been the Azadnia one because it’s in eastern MA where lawyers are more expensive, and she’s very wealthy and can afford an aggressive attorney who has done everything in his power to drive up my legal fees. I’m being represented by very capable litigation attorneys out of Braintree from the Marcus, Errico, Emmer & Brooks firm. The following is an accounting of services I’ve been invoiced for by them.

First was the $5,000 retainers.

That was used up pretty quickly and for June, July, and August I owed another $8,892.

Total – $13,892.

September was only $137.

Total – $14,029.

October was $752.

Total – $14,781.

November was $4,576.

Total – $19,357.

December was $2,800, including a $32 for a 5 minute phone call.

Total – $22,157.

January’s invoice was $2,145.

Total so far = $24,302.

KC Law in Westfield (Rian Waters case) luckily is cheaper. I paid him $3,145 to help me out with that case.

Total = $27,447.

For the Generuex case I paid $2,000 to have an attorney file a motion to dismiss for me in Middlesex Superior Court.

Total – $29,447.

In December I paid another attorney $250 for an hour long meeting about how I can restructure the business to limit my legal fees.

Total – $29,697.

Margaret Melican represented me in the Gaffney case pro bono and did a great job. The only thing I had to pay for with that was the transcript of the hilarious deposition I did.

Total – $30,297. Although the transcript alone was worth the $600.

If our motion for summary judgement in the Azadnia case fails and we have to go to trial it will get much more expensive. If the Generuex motion to dismiss fails it will get much more expensive. Rian Waters is appealing and I’ll have to pay for that again. And this isn’t even counting the Aldana and and Branche lawsuits.

I don’t spend a lot of money on personal shit. I haven’t bought a new pair of shoes or pants  since 2018.

I drive a 2010 Honda CRV with 130,000 miles with the payments paid off.

I was responsible and went to state school so I paid off my loans a while back after doubling them up every month to avoid interest.

We don’t go out to dinner much, but when I do I tip 25%. I apologize if you think this is too much, and next time I’ll make sure it’s OK with everyone who’s demanding an accounting of where donated money went.

I don’t drink alcohol except on Super Bowl Sunday, or the rare time I can get away from my family and work responsibilities and hang out with friends.

We shop at Market Basket and Walmart, and I get Great Value Brand whenever possible.

I set aside $100 a month for each of my crotch fruits in case they wanna got to college when they’re older.

I travel to see the Patriots once a year because I love sportball and God loves us more. We tend to pick cheap cities with cheap game tickets like Cincinnati and Jacksonville, and shop around for the cheapest flight and tickets.

My wife makes a teachers salary, so she makes more than me. I gave up a teacher’s salary to do this and I don’t regret it at all because what I do is very fulfilling.

Every dollar we get from donations goes back into the blog. I then pay myself enough money (by transferring money from business to checking account) to cover my mortgage and bills. We live in a house that cost $395,000. The concept of savings at this point is foreign to me.

I go on one family vacation a year and I won’t apologize for that. If I told my wife that I had to stay home while she and the kids went somewhere because I’m being sued by 6 assholes, then she’d tell me to pick one – family or blog. And I’d choose family. So when you donate to Turtleboy, that’s what you’re donating to – the continued existence of the blog.

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I love you all and I’ll see you tonight for Turtleboy Confessions on the Live show.

 

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163 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Yeah but...
    February 18, 2020 at 10:27 am

    How much revenue do all you advertisers bring in?

  • Bigfoot of Jefferson
    February 17, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Lmao. I have a 400 mortgage… lol how about getting a part time job at the local CVS turtle. Perhaps the extra 1k or so a month would help with these fees. You literally sit at home most days. I usually see you going for a jog at random times. You have plenty of time in your day. Since you dont write most the blogs lol. Why not get a part time job ? Or are you above that lmao but not above handouts. Hmm

    • Cathy
      February 19, 2020 at 12:38 am

      He writes ALL of the blogs himself.

  • Nee Chi
    February 17, 2020 at 9:20 am

    Uncle,

    I have found time and time again that when someone is pointing the finger at someone else, , there are three pointing back at themselves.

    It’s no coincidence you blog incessantly about GFM’s, when you basically are a GFM. It’s no coincidence you can point out a ratchet from 100 miles away…

    The end for this blog is nearing. I’ve learned a whole lot from this blog, so thank you for that. I hope you find forgiveness and peace with yourself, so you may find contentment in life, not so much for you, but for your family.

    Use better language in your life trash mouth is almost never dignified, but mostly I’d tell you the same thing I’ve told my family their whole lives: “We’re here to help, and if you cannot help, never hurt”.

    You’re not unique, or very special . Once you come to understand that, you’ll start to care more about others, and less about yourself. You’ll get out of your own head, if you know what I mean.

    Best of luck Unc!
    Fred

  • Bristol Spud Denier.
    February 17, 2020 at 7:59 am

    You know this was going to happen. Good looking Bristol with a brain was always going to make Unc want to dunk his tiny spud into the lady. She is everything his followers are not. Intelligent, funny, and good looking. Unc’s wife doesn’t fit that category either. Horny, angry, petulant, and spiteful is NOT hot so Bristol was probably mortified of the tiny spud put forth.

    • A
      February 18, 2020 at 11:20 am

      I mean.. Bristol is definitely pretty overweight, but whatever floats your boat for the “good looking” category. She’d be nothing without Unc.

  • Another Filthy Spic Kills A white
    February 16, 2020 at 11:18 pm

    Fake news says a security guard killed a white women Timberland employee. No just another example of a filthy spic killing another white. Dont worry its not a hate crime and fske media will keep saying the women was kilked by a securityguard or a man.

  • NextDoor
    February 16, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Let me fix this headline for you:

    For All The Butthurts Whining About Where Their Money Went, Here’s All The Invoices I’ve Paid For Legal Fees To Keep Turtleboy Alive

    Shouldn’t it read as:

    For All The Butthurts Whining About Where Their Money Went, Here’s All The Invoices I’ve Paid For Legal Fees To Keep Turtleboy On Life SUpport

    Seems to me it’s time to pull the plug on this.
    Your wife will thank you. Ask me how I know.

  • DUMP TRUCK
    February 16, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    Paper towels? You wipe your ass with tube socks.

    You guys think anyone on the other side of the aisle politically is automatically a parasite. That makes you no different than the losers you rail against. Truth is you Trump-loving cavemen don’t want to work any more than the Bernie bro’s. I met a guy in some town called Colerain who lost his manufacturing job and is just gonna collect even though he’s 28. He said he’s just not gonna get another job and it’s easier to just do it this way and go eat at soup kitchens. But god forbid an immigrant take his job he’ll go right to Facebook dropping n bombs everywhere like he’s George Wallace. Meanwhile he’s unemployable cuz he has a tattoo on his face. You people are such hypocrites you aren’t any better than the “Bernie bro’s” you claim are tearing this country apart.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      February 17, 2020 at 5:29 am

      Colrain? Gee, that’s a coincidence. Sounds legit.

      Anyone who has spent any time on The Internet and Social Media knows that opponents and enemies of a site post fake racist posts to make the authors and readers look bad. Lately the proportion of posts by people Uncle has shamed has vastly increased. This happens everywhere non-Communists congregate. Right out of the Saul Alinsky playbook.

      The worst is the losers who bring in TB’s wife. Like you assholes know her or any other living, breathing woman. Go jerk off to Internet porn. That’s all you are good for.

      Social Media is Cancer

  • Good Thing 3 Spic Bitches Were Arrested
    February 16, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    3 filthy spic bitches robbing and assaulting whites at a convenience store kast night on boston common. Fake news says 3 women were arrested. No filthy spics were arrested and notice it is never a hate crime when its black or brown on white.

  • Jimmy Gestapo from agnostic front
    February 16, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    I’m a drag that this happened on it’s almost better to just write the blog yourself which is still a lot of work thank you for everything you do and F the haters and L the lovers

  • Mr. Wood
    February 16, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    Bye TB…I loved your stuff but you just did not get it. This is the beginning of the end. The funny thing is no one individual did this to you. You did it too yourself. Best of luck on your new endeavor.

    • ByeAshy
      February 16, 2020 at 9:14 pm

      Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you Woods.

  • Grabsss
    February 16, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    I like fat broads in the winter they throw a lot of heat
    No so much in the summer
    They sweat a lot and thier honey pot stinks

  • Karl Marx
    February 16, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Bernie Sanders the communist juden
    With 3 houses and millions in the bank
    How fucking stupid are people to support this fucking hebe

  • Tb hata
    February 16, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    Burn baby burn!!!

  • Stunt Penis
    February 16, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Personally, I don’t give a rats ass if Uncle Turtleboy takes every dime and spends it on himself. From where I’m sitting, every donation I make is funding cheap entertainment for myself at the expense of others. Which is the best entertainment money can buy. I’m off to make another donation.

  • Startled Pancake
    February 16, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    The question on everyone’s mind is:

    Does Bristol suck, and if so, does she swallow?

    • Stunt Penis
      February 16, 2020 at 6:49 pm

      Fat broads never let a free meal go to waste, so, what do you think?

  • Internet Tent City
    February 16, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Agoraphobics are beside themselves.

  • randiguy2006
    LOLz
    February 16, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    TURTLEBOY INVESTIGATES….HIMSELF!!!

    And surprise surprise….he’s once again…the VICTIM!!!!

  • randiguy2006
    Randy
    February 16, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    Jesus what a shit show. This really is a look at this blog’s HORRIBLE unsustainable business model. I told you along time ago that you will continued to be sued due to your inability to write in a JOURNALISTIC manner that covers your own ass. Add in the morons in the comments section and here you are. Completely fucked. I urge you to swallow your pride and get a real job.

    • Karl
      February 16, 2020 at 7:55 pm

      Randy
      I urge your mother to get a real job
      Giving hand jobs and blow jobs in a message parlor in maine is not a real job

  • To Much Drama
    February 16, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Thanks for the memories – out

  • Confessions
    February 16, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    We didn’t get any Turtleboy Confessions on the live show last night!

  • Lee Ho
    February 16, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Dear Bristol,

    Whatever your beef is, if you don’t like the blog then leave. There is no need to nuke the place on your way out. This isn’t a disagreement in the way the site runs IMO. This is totally personal with you.

    Your post last night was just oozing venom.
    I don’t recall TB calling you any names, but in one post alone you called him;
    Fag
    Faggot
    Scam Artist
    Shitbag
    Made fun of his height
    Called him a pussy at least 10 times
    Said he was going to get his ass kicked
    Said he was going to get shanked in the ass
    Tried to ruin his marriage etc.

    You sound more like a stalking x wife than a rational person.

    Personally, as either an employee or contractor or whatever your previous function was. I don’t believe it’s any of your business how the OWNER handles HIS company’s finances. Apparently, you were paid for your contributions or your post would have been twice as long.

    Go buy a blow-up doll, take a big bite out of it and release all that stored up venom, and please move on.
    My final take on this, you Bristol are one miserable person. The world isn’t interested or responsible for your lot in life.

    Have a nice day.

    • Truth
      February 16, 2020 at 7:14 pm

      You could be right. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Perhaps TB should keep his mushroom cap in his shell.

  • Et tu brute??
    February 16, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    I’ve been reading these comments and just shake my head. A K has more balls than 99% of the commenters here. He gets down in the mud with the biggest scumbags in the area and if he doesn’t expose them, who the fuck does? Nobody, that’s who. Unfortunately, a by product of that is he gets muddy too hence the ridiculous lawsuits and this bull shit. I applaud his courage and sacrifice. I’ve donated multiple times and don’t give a shit what he does with the money. Bristol, I thought you were better than this, guess not. Donation to be made today, thanks unc, keep up the good work. Use the money on your family, fuck the noise. Turtle on and thank you A K.

    • Hi Turtle Boy!
      February 16, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      :Wave emoji goes here:

      • Get lost
        February 16, 2020 at 2:06 pm

        Not even close dickbag. Why are you even here??? Rian is that you? Pussy. Why don’t you get your crayons and work on your next legal brief you dog killing girl punching waste of air.

  • WTF?
    February 16, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Enough of this bullshit. Just let it go and start putting up some ratchet shit.

  • One For The Good Guys
    February 16, 2020 at 12:00 pm

    A filthy spic robbed a man in a wheelchair at gunpoint yesterday.fake news says a man robbed another man. Best part of this story is an off duty cop was on the street and witnessed the filthy spic robbing. The filthy spic was shot. Awesome.

  • Turtle45
    February 16, 2020 at 11:29 am

    Question: If the RW lawsuit was dropped against Sam C., what does she need money for??

    Bristol was not the greatest contributing writer, so I’m OK with her choosing to leave.

    Don’t let the liberal snowflakes deter you Uncle TB. Turtle on!

  • Ron The Hedgehog Jeremy
    February 16, 2020 at 11:05 am

    Is this The Olson chick that does coke off penis’s. You and your twin sister could’ve made a killing in porn when you turn ed 18

  • New Turtleboy
    February 16, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Fuck the turtle and his gay self

  • Jordis
    February 16, 2020 at 9:45 am

    Can we stop with giving Bristol or any of this crap attention? I never cared for her YouTube and she’ll disappear in a few months. The only thing this turtle rider cares about is reading the stories of you exposing POS. Can we keep the internal drama down to a minimum, if any at all? This is BORING and pointless.

    • hartf811
      For a friend
      February 16, 2020 at 9:55 am

      Really
      I just want to see junkie noodz of Tow Truck Girl before her ass gets too big and herpes covered.
      For a friend.

  • New boot goofin'
    February 16, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Sounds like you need to hire an attorney as a staff member that also can write blogs.

  • Bad Country Song
    February 16, 2020 at 9:36 am

    Not sure what all the crying in my beer is all about but fuck it, I will check back in a week or so and see if the gut spilling is over yet.

  • WeRFucked
    February 16, 2020 at 9:27 am

    Turtle riders… do what I do. I pick a stupid comment, and in honor of that person I make a donation. Is the content these trolls post not worthy? Today was a tough day with so many dumb comments to choose from. I ultimately chose “Yo Momma.”

    “Truth finally comes out that you’re no better than the people you blog about. The fact of the matter is that you kept the money that was supposed to go to someone else! You admitted it! If someone donated 50000 dollars to a person to feed them for a year but you gave them scraps of your own plate so they didn’t starve to death and kept the money claiming you saved them. That my friend is what you did plain and simple.”

    Because not once have I ever cared where my measly donation went. I donate for the entertainment value. If Unc needs to pay his mortgage, so be it.

  • Lee Ho Fook
    February 16, 2020 at 4:25 am

    Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting
    Those ratchets were fast as lightning
    The amount of donating was a little bit frightening
    But they split with expert timing
    There was ratchet Unc T from ratchet Worcester town
    He was snatching it up
    Bristol is tearing him down
    It is an ancient ratchet art
    And everybody does their part
    From doctored canceled slips
    To Bristol’s erect nips
    Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting

  • Serial Donor
    February 16, 2020 at 3:58 am

    Why would anyone question where the money is going?
    This is absurd. I pay for good content, the Turtle provides it. And I don’t give fuqs what he does with the money I gave to him, it’s none of my business. No regrets.

    • Stewart Nod
      February 16, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      Exactly this. Well said.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 16, 2020 at 1:10 am

    so… you’re saying Bristol is gone?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 16, 2020 at 11:14 am

      Where the fuck have you been? LOL

      • Silencio Dogood
        February 17, 2020 at 12:03 am

        i thought you, at least, would get the facetious tone… and i’ve been in Chatham, mostly.

  • DUMP TRUCK
    February 16, 2020 at 12:02 am

    I challenge anyone in this comments section to produce their high school diploma and prove they actually graduated on time. GEDs don’t count. Neither does your copy of Mein Kampf you racist losers.

    Fascinated me that for a bunch of illiterate trailer trash you guys sure know how to develop violently disturbing views of how the world should work.

    • Catherine Moreau
      February 16, 2020 at 12:14 am

      If there were a way for me to post a copy of my Harvard Law School diploma here, I surely would. Not everyone here is illiterate Dump Truck. There are however, a few incredibly ignorant folks, like yourself.

      • DUMP TRUCK
        February 16, 2020 at 7:07 am

        Taking a third shift janitor job on campus doesn’t count as Harvard Law. Try again Good Will Hunting.

        • Catherine Moreau
          February 16, 2020 at 7:22 am

          You’re obviously a SJW or the subject of a TB blog. Believe what you ever your sad little heart desires… but in reality I’ve been a practicing lawyer for 15 years and a partner at my firm for almost 10. And I’ve been a die-hard Turtle Rider for 4 years and will be for life. That’s the truth. Bye ratchet.

          • DUMP TRUCK
            February 16, 2020 at 8:56 am

            If your such a big time lawyer how come I can’t find you on tv like Barry Feinstein

    • Dump truck? You take the bus
      February 16, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      The reality is that the overwhelming majority of Turtle Riders are well educated, tax paying, contributing members of society. If you don’t like TB then you’ve either been exposed, a fellow fiend was written about, or you are an SJW, cuck, soy boy beta, or a fat white woman that supports Didi. If you’re mad that people are being held accountable in the Internet Court of Justice then you are what’s wrong with the world. Don’t be mad that you have to work 20 hrs a week to get those food stamps from the current administration. *drops mic and tosses a roll of paper towels into the crowd*

  • Most ratchet thing ever...
    February 15, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Of the ratchet, by the ratchet, for the ratchet. Sigh… Somewhere there is a flat brimmed Chinago Bulls hat in all of this.

  • Its Bristol Bitches
    February 15, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    Should I post the messages that uncle turtle sent me telling me that he was going to leave his wife for me because he is in love with me yup that’s tight this creep was trying to cheat on his wife with me there is so much more to this story than just the theft of donations I also have messages telling me he wants to put his little Irish potato in me while he plays with my breast’ I help build this creeps brand and this is how he repays me buy telling me he wants to have sex with me when ever he drinks which is often he gets really sexual and creepy with me and I had enough let him take you all for a sobb ride while I get everything put together and blast him out of his garage I did nothing but help this man and in turn I got messages that were sexual telling me he hates his wife shes never around unless she needs money he thinks shes cheating on him with a cop that all his kid does is cry and scream and that his wife made the kid a brat and that would leave her for me and it would be much easier if we lived together for the business you fucks dont know shit but mark my words it’s all being put out there soon I cant wait till everything is out in the open for you idiots so you can see the true nature of him and fuck you if you dont like me

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 15, 2020 at 10:33 pm

      The real Bristol, whatever her faults, at least uses proper punctuation and knows a run-on sentence.

      • Mance
        February 16, 2020 at 11:12 am

        Word salad, anyone?

    • Jordis
      February 16, 2020 at 9:39 am

      So you’re a trashy attempted side chic? I can see that, you ooze so much class after all. You kept a relationship going with a married man who was trying to hook up with you for how long was it? If what you say is true it makes you just as bad. An attention seeking side slutasaurus. A sloppy titosaurus you might say.

  • Hypocratic turtle
    February 15, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    Seems like turtleboy was salty from the get go about all these sleazums finding it so easy to ride the gravy train. Meanwhile he’s consorted with every hairy tom dick for ways to make his entire lifestyle a “business” expense. I’m all for public shaming dirtbags, but let’s call a spade a spade here you’re a hypocrite and it’s about time someone pulls your card.

    • Pot meet Kettle!!
      February 16, 2020 at 7:26 am

      So true!! Look how he smeared that woman Hadassah over her business books! As he didn’t approve of her book keeping? Smeared her name saying she stole money from sponsors and community donations. YET, isn’t this exactly what TB has been doing for years? He doesn’t owe anyone an explanation but demanded Hadassah owed HIM one under video duress!!! As the old saying goes- Do as I SAY, Not as I DO! Pot calling kettle black here. What a joke. This is NOT Hadassah so don’t even start that BS please.

      • ByeAshy
        February 16, 2020 at 9:22 pm

        No Hadesh. No. Just stop.

  • MrSmiley
    February 15, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    Marc Aldana didn’t hang it up yet?! Been here for a minute. Will still be here post break up. I enjoy Bristol and the crew’s product. I enjoy TBS just the same. It’s a company splitting. Shit is never pretty but life will go on.

  • Stewart Nod
    February 15, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    If you are triggered by Bristol’s crusade, ask yourself…how do I even know about her?
    What is the platform that I’ve be been supporting for all these years?
    Who are these new f**kbois that she is surrounding herself with? Will they do and say anything that she tells them with the clout she gained from blogging for TBS?
    Has there ever been any question before this about Unc’s legitimacy?
    The FACKS are all all in front of you. Don’t fall for it.
    Best,

    Stewart

  • Jbrams
    February 15, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    What’s goin on guys!!!!!

  • The end is near
    February 15, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Will Callahan give you a job when turtleboy ends?

  • Dick move
    February 15, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    Personally I don’t think calling people who gave you money Butthurts is a good idea.
    Then again if they were stupid enough to send you their own personal money in the name of ‘Free speech’ they’re fucking morons and deserve the name calling.

    • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
      February 15, 2020 at 9:01 pm

      The only people he’s referring to as Butthurts are the people that (wheather they donated themselves or not) are accusing him of stealing. When he’s got plenty of proof that he has not stolen a thing. You think it’s moronic to contribute to a blog that stands up for free speech and calls out criminals and complete scumbags? If so, it is you sir that is the moron. Uncle TB would not be able to write all these blogs, field law suits and support his family without contributions from his readers and the few brave corporate sponsors he has.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    February 15, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    How much did you pay your lawyer to cave in to L a u r e n L a r s o n ? That’s not listed.

  • Hahaha
    February 15, 2020 at 7:02 pm

    Anyone else notice the first check is made out to Ed ‘AllCock’?
    Is that like ‘Dick N Vulva’?

    • Your mother
      February 16, 2020 at 10:15 pm

      And here I was thinking I was the only one that saw that.
      Ed Allcock. Heh.
      Kinda like A iden Cuckold.

  • ethel
    February 15, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    I’m just a nobody reader and I’ve donated to TB and never once was I led to believe my donation was only for some legal fees. I assume TB has to make a living, support kids, and this is a JOB so taking a salary is expected. He’s up against free speech which is why I donated. If I were him though I wouldn’t waste my time defending myself fuck the haters.

    • Over your head
      February 15, 2020 at 7:11 pm

      You’re missing the point Ethel that money was supposed to go to Ryans battered ex girlfriend Sam not to support TB’s lavish lifestyle of used Honda’s and boxed wine.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      February 15, 2020 at 7:39 pm

      I’ve ended most of my posts with “Social Media is Cancer” and this thread is the proof. The anonymity and ease of posting eliminates normal thoughtfulness and restraint.

      It’s the Turtleboy Defense Fund. This guy is defending against multiple lawsuits every week. What do you expect the money to to go?

      A bunch of people who spend hours a day gobbling up the content that Uncle Turtleboy creates at great personal financial risk, and who either never kicked in, or sent $5 via Paypal once, pile on.

      Maybe Uncle should say fuck it and end the blog. You, and Bristol, will have to find something to do with your ample free time.

      Give the guy a break.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Oh Bristol
    February 15, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves.

  • In a Pickle
    February 15, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    A problem you may run into is for a long time you praised Bristol as this no nonsense, honest, facts only, great, tough investigative reporter and now that she’s turned her sights on you you’re trying to say she’s a non credible liar.
    So which is it? You can’t have it both ways.

    • Turtlerider6969
      February 15, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      She was his employee- when you’re running a business you keep certain details private for the sake of the business. The audience need not know the going ons. Now, if an employee quits or is terminated, questions will be asked by the audience. Why are you criticizing the man for explaining what happened and airing the laundry.? You’re all here saying you demand the truth- why is he at fault for stating this truth? You realize life isn’t black and white. You’re all acting like you’re 6 and he told you Santa isn’t real… stop the fucking outrage, you sound like a bunch of libtard SJWs!

  • Lame Turtle
    February 15, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Unc is definitely deleting comments. I posted one and it was removed. Fake 1st amendment loser. Face the truth and stop lying. You are not what you say. All about the AdSense $ and that’s it. Just stop it with pretend honor and valor. You never post your personal life because it would show exactly who you are. Stop using fake profiles and be a man for once.

  • Snapper Turte
    February 15, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Unc is definitely deleting comments. I posted one and it was removed. Fake 1st amendment loser. Face the truth and stop lying. You are not what you say. All about the AdSense $ and that’s it. Just stop it with pretend honor and valor. You never post your personal life because it would show exactly who you are. Stop using fake profiles and be a man for once.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Bristol, let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Oh Bristol
      February 15, 2020 at 6:52 pm

      A person doesn’t know true hurt and suffering until they’ve felt the pain of falling in love with someone whose affections lie elsewhere.

  • Malden Serial Shitter
    February 15, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    No idea what’s going on here. I read TB for the detailed Investigations, Government Corruption, Arrests, Frauds, SJWs, Nicknames, Comments etc. Zero fucks Bristol is gone, or why she’s mad, but I would like to see the cleavage pictures. I’d like to get a gander at her if you could post? Also, I started shitting in the Visitor section of the parking lot of the Massachusetts Department of Transitional Assistance, but forgot it was Saturday. I’ll try again Monday morning.

  • hartf811
    For Hire
    February 15, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    I’ll kill the yoga chick for you for 10% of the legal costs so far. But you gotta let me torture the old man.

  • Johnny Cochran
    February 15, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    A few friendly suggestions (a bit late): if someone disputes your handling of donated funds, offer PRIVATELY to meet with them PRIVATELY. Don’t ever put information like this on a public billboard.

    Also, never disclose to any third parties (even family members) the communications you have had with your attorneys (you can be waiving your attorney-client privilege among many other things, which is very serious, aside from giving away your strategies and thought processes). Your attorneys would tell you publishing stuff like this is self-destructive to you, and possibly to your attorneys and third parties, and simply gives more harassment ammunition to your present adversaries whose complaints should be ignored. It also gives all kinds of helpful information to possible other present and future adversaries, which doesn’t help you to say the least.

    Did it ever occur to you that your present adversaries likely know what they are alleging is not true? Maybe they are just trying to annoy you and make you look bad. And you are falling for it, by taking them seriously and humiliating and otherwise harming yourself. And you are giving them the publicity they can’t generate otherwise. If they really want information about donated funds, and won’t discuss the matter privately, let them get it in court by showing a legitimate need — which they don’t have and likely wouldn’t bother with even if they did. Before you even think of publishing information like this in the future, consult briefly with one of your lawyers — or even better, to save money, consult with a friend who is an attorney.

    I would take this post down, and the earlier one on the same subject. I wouldn’t even respond to the allegations, publicly, for the reasons I’ve given above, and most of all because the allegations are not true. Life is short and your adversary soon will be invisible in your readers’ memory.

    Last, you might consider posting in an obvious place a non-FB email address where your readers can send you unsolicited advice like this privately. Not everyone uses FB. Not even the great Johnny Cochran.

  • Ryan Waters
    February 15, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    Every time I get new checks I rip them out of the book and shuffle them up to.
    The reason is at least a few of the checks in the book are the bouncers and this reduces the odds of picking them first, I thought everyone knew this?

  • Maybe cancelled checks?
    February 15, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    Not me, but just saying…you may want to show a picture of the cancelled checks. You could take out your checkbook & just fill those out. Show the checks after they have marked cashed.

    • Guilty AF
      February 15, 2020 at 5:58 pm

      It’s over.

    • For Real??
      February 15, 2020 at 7:15 pm

      What……you think he’s making this shit up?? Are you fucking serious?? How the hell would he be able to pay the lawyer’s fees without donations?? AND it IS his business so he can do whatever the fuck he wants with the rest of the money. Business owners shouldn’t pay there bills and other things with the revenue they generate?? GTFOH…..FUCKING IMBECILES!!

    • ByeAshy
      February 16, 2020 at 9:29 pm

      This generation. does not know what a cancelled check is including UNC’s generation. Get wi the times LOL. On a serious note, they do look like cancelled checks, he didn’t post a copy of a handwritten check, looks like checks I get from my bank when I write one.

  • DANA B FROM BARSTOOL IS GAY AND HAS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES AND CANT CONTROL HIS BOWELS WHEN HE DRINKS
    February 15, 2020 at 5:48 pm

    9k in legal fees eh? Almost like you should stop slandering and libeling white trash you anarchist dope

    • Hey Dufus.....
      February 15, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      That’s why he wins the lawsuits because he DOESN’T libel and slander people. You need to reread the definitions of those 2 words again and try to wrap your feeble mind around what they ACTUALLY say…..DUMBFUCK!!

      • DANA B FROM BARSTOOL IS GAY AND HAS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES AND CANT CONTROL HIS BOWELS WHEN HE DRINKS
        February 15, 2020 at 11:58 pm

        You can’t even spell doofus right. Then again, that probably makes you the most intelligent commenter here. Who raised you, a pack of wolves?

        • Nice Try Inbred
          February 16, 2020 at 1:14 am

          Oh, you’re one of those. Irregardless of the misspelling, it does not negate the point. Look who’s talking, you’re so fucking dumb that you’d write a comment about libel and slander NOT EVEN KNOWING what they mean. That’s laughable really.

          • GED much?
            February 16, 2020 at 10:06 am

            Exposed yourself by using the word “irregardless”

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Though I’ve tried before to tell her of the feelings I have for her in my heart,
    every time that I come near her I just lose my nerve as I’ve done from the start. Everything she does is magic, everything she does just turns me on.

    • Tell it like it is
      February 15, 2020 at 5:51 pm

      Take your meds and go to sleep you old fart.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        February 15, 2020 at 5:55 pm

        I can’t find them!

  • Cliffhanger
    February 15, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    So I guess we’re never going to get that last chapter of Landon Steel?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    If you see me walking down the street and I start to cry each time we meet, just walk on by. Make believe that you don’t see the tears, just let me grieve and walk on by.

    I break down

    , y
    Make believe
    That you don’t see the tears
    Just let me grieve
    In private ’cause each time I see you
    I break down

    • Stop spamming the thread, faggot
      February 15, 2020 at 5:30 pm

      Legitimate discourse is getting buried by your stupid shit.

  • The verdict: GUITLY
    February 15, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    After reading through the evidence provided thus far, I find Uncle Turtle Boy GUILTY as charged.

    A) Inconsistencies in the check numbers (TB’s excuse in the comment thread is retarded).
    B) No date on the retainer check.
    C) Michelle Olsen makes many great points.
    D) What does Bristol gain by smearing and, and why are you not threatening defamation?
    E) Generally, only guilty people over-explain things.

    You may appeal this conviction with further evidence.

    • Spell Check
      February 15, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      If you intend to decide this case please learn how to spell GUILTY.

    • DANA B FROM BARSTOOL IS GAY AND HAS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES AND CANT CONTROL HIS BOWELS WHEN HE DRINKS
      February 15, 2020 at 5:51 pm

      How can we trust someone who can’t spell guilty? Were you raised by gay wolves?

      Bristol has lost a lot of money in legal court fees trying to defend her nudist lifestyle.

    • M.O.
      February 15, 2020 at 6:53 pm

      That Michelle has really turned on TB. She’s claiming to be some “special friend” that he shared illegal things with. That’s stupid of her, as it would make her complicit!! That’s why I don’t believe her!! Real piece of work!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    My eyes adored you, though I never laid a hand on you, my eyes adored you. Like a million miles away from me… you couldn’t see how I adored you? So close and yet so far. 🙁

    • Mr. masturbator
      February 15, 2020 at 5:16 pm

      Translation: I almost dislocated my right shoulder smacking my mackerel while looking at your cleavage picture.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        February 15, 2020 at 5:47 pm

        True. What’s your point?

    • Frankie Valli
      February 17, 2020 at 1:19 pm

      Nice!

  • Photoshoped
    February 15, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    TB was born in Kenya

  • Lee Ho
    February 15, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    In the future Turtle Boy I would recommend that anyone who works for you, or supplies material, be required to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

    Cover your ass, or Turtle shell. LOL

    • Lee Ho
      February 15, 2020 at 5:11 pm

      Observing Turtle Boy’s handwriting on those checks, he could be a doctor.

      Anyway TB you’re better off getting rid of her now. She was jealous of everything. Some of the scum exhibited nice cleavage pictures, so she had to compete and post her own (for attention of course). Some of her articles received some decent comments and you could just see in her posts how that went to her head.

      She is jealous and wants to be top dog. She is average at best looks wise and with her writing skills.

      She needs to move on. But she is addicted to this site and reading every post.

      • Larry Flynt
        February 15, 2020 at 7:05 pm

        Don’t let your anger and disappointment cloud your vision. Bristol has some sweet Ti Tas.

  • BitchTits
    February 15, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Dude, who gives a fuck? Like seriously, move the fuck on. This Bristol chick is fucking dumb and you’re dumb for allowing her to dictate the course of the blog with all these defensive posts.

    Get back to doing what you do well: posting funny shit about skanks, junkies, crooked cops, whooores, dildos, jizzmops and fupasauruses.

    Seriously, post some content, not this soap opera horsefuckery!

    • Kenneth Foley
      bonedawgtuco
      February 15, 2020 at 5:01 pm

      Got some content for ya right here.
      Trump’s gonna take a lap around the track tomorrow at the Daytona 500 in the presidential limo called the Beast.
      Freakin riot.
      Then started thinkin – that driver better not do anything stupid.
      Don’t need to make Pelosi’s day as she prays for him to hit the fucking wall.
      We need 4 more yrs outta that boy.
      Then I remembered this:
      SEE youtube > Reverse Car Drift
      Length: 2:34
      Freakin insane.
      See the Beast in action.
      Thing is a serious hypo.

    • Orion
      February 15, 2020 at 6:18 pm

      It’s more than that, he has the right to defend himself.

  • What's up with your checks??
    February 15, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    Quick observations!! Between 4 checks written between Jan. 2019 to Sept. 2019 the sequence in checks DON’T add up. First check has no date on it for 5k, footnote says 6/13 2019 check #1049. Then Jumps from check first in jan. 2019 # 1109 to #1057 in May 2019. To latest check posted above in December 2019 #1067. Then a check from November 2018 check #1041????Seems a bit fishy? What the hell kind off banking is that. Check Roullette?

    • Aidan Kearney
      February 15, 2020 at 4:48 pm

      Not that it’s any of your business, but business checks come in a big book. I took the whole book apart and stacked the checks in my closet. They’re no longer in sequential order. The check number doesn’t really matter anyway. Nothing requires me to use them in order.

      • Makes sense. Thank you
        February 15, 2020 at 4:59 pm

        Interesting! I thought you never read or reply on the comments section here? You are right though. It is none of my business I appreciate your response. It makes sense to me.

      • What's up with your checks??
        February 15, 2020 at 7:56 pm

        You are right. I am sorry Unc. I have no right to be in your business. I certainly should not be disclosing my friends donations either .

        • What's up with the checks didn't write this ass kissing bs
          February 15, 2020 at 11:30 pm

          Get a life losah !! Wtf you responding as me for? Christ sakes! Don’t drag me down your rabbit hole!

      • What's up with the checks didn't write this ass kissing bs
        February 16, 2020 at 9:34 pm

        I can’t help it if someone does not do something they way I WOULD then I accuse them of bad deeds.

  • Crank
    February 15, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Bristol isnt as smart as she thinks she is. Easy to see the trash didn’t fall too far from the barrel. She also didn’t get a following until she put her tits on a blog in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. Not to worry though, her horse face and writing talent should get her far…..

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
    There was something in everything about you
    Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
    I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you

  • Kenneth Foley
    bonedawgtuco
    February 15, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    It ain’t easy TB.
    Keep fist fightin.

    • The Bills Fan Was a Slut
      February 16, 2020 at 3:53 am

      And fist raping!

  • Dick LaBone
    February 15, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    What your seeing here are the last gaps from a dying brand.
    So you gave Sam (sort of) $200 and pocketed 4800$ for yourself. Button your shirt up your hearts going to fall out.
    Brilliant move attacking Bristol. Now she can side with the people suing you, she knows deep dirt.
    Unsubscribed from your You Tube channel. Enough people do that you’ll lose that too.

    • Possible Grift
      February 15, 2020 at 6:58 pm

      I’m with you on this one.
      If people donated money with the intent of that money going to this Sam person and TB used the money as he wanted to that’s stealing.
      If someone starts a GoFundMe account in the intentions of helping someone else they can’t just give the intended recipient what portion of the money they deem fit and keep the rest for themselves.
      I believe TB even did a story about some scum bags who did a gofundme for some homeless loser with a gas can or some shit and they bought him a shitty trailer and spent the rest of the $$ on themselves and got in big trouble.

      • Go To Bristol’s Lame YouTube Channel
        February 15, 2020 at 7:59 pm

        The problem is you dumb troll, read the post. The money was never intended for Sam personally. It was for lawyer fees for the blog and Sam. You self righteous bitch.

      • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
        February 15, 2020 at 8:07 pm

        Uncle TB paid $5,000 for Sam’s legal defense. The money came from donations to the TB Legal Defense Fund. He’s got receipts. Dumb fuck.

        • Dumbass turtle Biiach!!
          February 16, 2020 at 7:40 am

          Wrong turtle biaach. He paid $200.00 towards Sam’s legal fund. Put your goggles on and re-read his comments. Better yet, strap on your hearing aids and listen to his LIVE show last night. He admits it there. Also admits to going to Disney this past June with his fam, AND admitted South shore turtle girl left TB 2 years ago and he writes under HER name amongst other bloggers.
          So who is the dumbass now? LMFAO!!!

          • Fuck Bristol
            February 16, 2020 at 11:01 am

            No cunt. The $$ was never supposed to go to Sam personally. Read the post you dumb bitch.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Rodney King
    February 15, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Can’t we all just get along?

  • ShadyinSouthie
    February 15, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Put your house, accounts and all other assets into a trust, put the blog in your own judgement proof name and go to town on Adnazia and her shady AF loser husband wit pro bono options and depositions. Make sure you ask for all record about how he lost his businesses for proof of his credibility. There’s gold thar! FTW

  • Don't cum back
    February 15, 2020 at 3:59 pm

    A message for the punctuation challenged dope Bristol.
    ‘Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye’

  • Truth
    February 15, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Evil wins in the real world. Good wins only in the movies.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    I miss Bristol so much. I want her tits in my face so bad. 🙁

  • Yo momma
    February 15, 2020 at 3:31 pm

    Truth finally comes out that you’re no better than the people you blog about. The fact of the matter is that you kept the money that was supposed to go to someone else! You admitted it! If someone donated 50000 dollars to a person to feed them for a year but you gave them scraps of your own plate so they didn’t starve to death and kept the money claiming you saved them. That my friend is what you did plain and simple.

    • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
      February 15, 2020 at 8:26 pm

      Yo momma, are you fucking retarded or what? Uncle TB paid $5,000 to the lawyer that represented Sam. The money came from donations to the TB legal defense Fund. Uncle TB wanted to help a battered woman in need and he did. He got receipts to prove it. He also uses donations to The TB Legal Defense Fund to defend himself and provide for his family. Creating content for this blog is a full time job. If it wasn’t for Turtle Rider donations and the few advertising sponsors he has…. there would be no blog. And there certainly wouldn’t be a blog without Uncle’s hard work either. He hasn’t stolen a fucking thing.

    • WeRFucked
      February 16, 2020 at 9:30 am

      YOU WIN!

      I’ve donated $10 today in your honor. Maybe Unc will give it to Sam? Maybe he’ll take his family on a lavish vacation. I don’t give a fuck.

  • Condo attorney
    February 15, 2020 at 3:29 pm

    Meeb is a condominium , timeshare and land use attorney. Why are you using him for defamation litigation?
    And why is your 5k retainer check not dated??

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    My mom
    February 15, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Fuck me. I should have gone to law school. Make 2gs working 10 hrs just writing shit.

  • The Most Useless Race The World Over
    February 15, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    The NYPD finally arrested the filthy nagger killer of white college student tessa Majors.
    You guessed it a filthy nagger Rashaun Weaver 14 years old. Filthy primate murdering a beautiful white at 14 years old. It wasnt his first violent crime shocking. Dont worry fske media ssid a teen was srrested. We wouldnt want people to know the criminal epidemic thatblsck and brown are responsible for.

  • Bristol Turtle Chick
    February 15, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    What a fag I can not wait until the truth really comes out and you’re left broke homeless childless and with no wife I hear the wife is already shopping around for a new baby daddy for your crotch fruit and when she does you going to sit there and regret ever doing this hahaha Youre going to be out of money soon with all those law suits stacked against you its coming sooner than you think Hahahahaha Your whole world is crashing in on you and its funny to sit here and watch it as you scam people you say the money is for your blog but you have not dropped a cent into this website and it shows you are spending donations to pay yourself that you said go to the blog and attorneys fees you’re such a fucking scam artist and it’s all unraveling and I’m eating popcorn watching it with the rest of the CREW hahahahaha your time is limited and soon you will just be another shitbag of the past the only reason you blog about people is to take the focus off of your shitty behavior you dont believe in free speech how could you believe in free speech when you admitted you sold out manch and would sell out your own supporters to keep your self out of trouble you’re nothing a no one and karma is catching up with you and it’s so joyful to watch hahaha you little 5’6 pussy boy your whole world is crashing in on you and soon you’re going to have nothing at all hahahaha I can not wait for the day when someone sees you and kicks you ass it’s coming soon and you know it stop pretending you’re something you are not because we all see you for who you really are and what you really are is a little pussy little pussy turtle boy I love it watching pussy turtleboy go down in flames you should have tucked your tail into your shell and let it all die down but your too stupid and too egotistical to do that pussy turtle boy me and the CREW pulled your number and now you’re going down like the ratchet you are have fun pussy turtle boy o and stop scamming people out of money you wrote these blogs you pay to defend yer free speech faggot stop scamming for donations off the back of hard working people and pay for you own shit pussy turtle boy me and the CREW are watching you pussy turtle boy be afraid pussy turtle boy be very afraid people get arrested for the scams you pull so do not be surprised when the boys come a knocking and you’re in jail and cant even hide in protective custody because of your blogs you’re definitely going to get shanked in the ass and what are you going to do then pussy turtle boy you going to ask people for donations so you can procure protection in jail you wont last ten minutes when you go to jail even the corrections officer’s will kick your ass pussy turtle boy

    • Fer Chrissakes Bristol...
      February 15, 2020 at 3:10 pm

      Fer Chrissakes Bristol…
      To think that at one time I wanted to give the Batter treatment to those fine Melons of yours. I stopped listening to your shows cuz they all sounded the same, re-hashing the same shit every time. Well, Fuck you, and I hope Buckethead, Josh, and Anselmo and all their gangs of Soy Pussies have their way with you.
      Sorry, not sorry…

    • dball31211
      a real turtle rider
      February 15, 2020 at 3:30 pm

      Bristol huh. well if that’s you then you suddenly lost all wrighting skills and talent in the one comment. awesome job 😉 Either way Bristol thinks she gets people big time on stupid technicalities. The crew is actually made up of a group of bearded soyboys and homosexuals that really believe that they are smarter and above everyone else because they have a you tube channel that won’t last. that crap gets old quick

    • BYE BYE BITCH
      February 15, 2020 at 3:31 pm

      THAT WAS THE LONGEST SENTEGRAPH IN THE HISTORY OF ALL SENTEGRAPHS!! wtf is wrong with the CUNT?!?! She’s a fucking sick and twisted bitch huh?? Like let it the fuck go you dumb bitch! You got your show you got your posse, be an adult and walk the fuck away !!
      #TURTLEBOYFORLIFE
      #TURTLERIDEORDIE

    • .
      February 15, 2020 at 3:35 pm

      This run-on paragraph reads a LOT like Lorrayna Calle’s writing “style”. Is she out of jail yet?

    • Frank
      February 15, 2020 at 3:38 pm

      What

    • SinCity
      February 15, 2020 at 3:41 pm

      Damn that hurts my eyes. I couldn’t even get past the third line. Go away bitch!

    • Casino Scum!
      February 15, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      Bristol you just penned the longest run on sentence in the history of the written word! What’s your period button broken??? And so what if Turtle got his hand into the cookie jar a little bit??? He created the thing! It’s ok to steal a little bit. I love stealing shit!!! This whole thing just makes me want to donate to the Turtle Fund more!!! And I will but first I’m gonna hit the slots in Foxwoods 🙂 the more I win, the more I donate to the Turtle Fund!

    • TortugaNiño
      February 15, 2020 at 5:27 pm

      TL;DR

      Have you resorted to selling nudes yet? Asking for a friend.

      Viva la Tortuga!!

    • ElJefe72
      February 15, 2020 at 5:35 pm

      This post looks like something Crian Waters would write.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 15, 2020 at 5:47 pm

      Hi Abrams.

      Do us all a favour and drink bleach.

      DS

    • Orion
      February 15, 2020 at 6:16 pm

      You’re the kind of piece of shit that always deserves to be on the receiving end of a roasting and investigation. I’m sure glad you’re fair game for that now.

    • Bristol Sucks
      February 15, 2020 at 7:48 pm

      Fuck you Bristol. Go work on your lame youtube career. You are a shifty blogger. So glad you are gone.

    • Judge dread
      February 15, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      Sounds like Bristol needs a time out in the cry closet…

    • Bristol Sucks
      February 15, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      You are such a stupid cunt Bristol. Hosting alone for this kind of traffic costs at least $700 a month. Go fuck yourself .

    • Jenny T
      February 15, 2020 at 8:48 pm

      Anyone who thought the author of that ILLITERATE SENTAGRAPH above was actually Bristol is a fucking idiot! She’s not gonna waste her time posting a comment here! For the love of god, y’all are fuckin’ dumber than a box of rocks! LMFAO

      • Elvis
        February 15, 2020 at 9:18 pm

        Jenny. No one. And I mean no one, thinks that was really Bristol. I think there’s an Arabian Prince on the Interwebs that really needs your help.

  • SSTurtleFan
    Longtime Fan
    February 15, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    You might want to block out your bank account #’s on those cancelled checks Unc…the ratchets will have a field day with those.

  • Local real local
    February 15, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Pay MEEB double, since they are nice enough to not charge the client to speak with their attorneys. Lawyers make the most money in their “talk time”, ie,. Phone calls, letters, talking to other lawyers, more than going to court.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Forehead
    February 15, 2020 at 2:45 pm

    “I always knew the right thing to do, unequivocally I knew….and I didn’t do it….you know why? Cause it was too ******** hard !!! that’s why” – keep up the good fight TB…

  • Jew turtle
    February 15, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Your poor nieces,nephews and victims.

  • ninja turtleboy
    February 15, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    viva turtleboy

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