Forehead McGee Arrested For Breaking Into Cars Calls Turtleboy Trashy, Says Westfield Students Should Fear White Guys In Trenchcoats Due To Proximity To Newtown
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It’s fun to search for Turtleboy on Facebook to see what comes up sometimes. Like this gem we found yesterday:
First of all, it’s not reverse racism. It’s just racism. You can’t point to a guy who is minding his own business, walking around campus, and then assume he’s gonna kill everyone because he’s white and wearing a trenchcoat.
Secondly, if this makes you “nervous” then you have no business living on your own.
Thirdly, being scared of a white guy in a trenchcoat because you live within a 50 mile radius of a school shooting that happened five years ago, is laugh out loud funny. You can’t make up this sort of triggering. I live 50 miles from the finish line of the Boston Marathon, so I guess I should shit my pants every time I see someone jogging past my house.
Not sure if a 75 mile radius is sufficient to prevent triggering. I’ll have to consult with my gender studies professor once she’s back from protesting.
Fifthly, the fact that someone like this wouldn’t like Turtleboy:
Is the least surprising news ever.
Sixthly, if every white guy in a trenchcoat is Adam Lanza, then…….
I guess the next time people see Derrick on campus at Westfield State they should call the FBI.
Seventhly, if you’re gonna throw stones at Turtleboy, try to make sure you don’t have a bunch of Google trophies in your cabinet. Derrick’s real name is Derrick Shattuck, and he was arrested three years ago in Longmeadow while breaking into people’s cars:
A Chicopee man is facing charges in Longmeadow after he was allegedly caught breaking into vehicles early Saturday morning.
According to Longmeadow police, a Silver Birch road resident called 911 around 1:15 a.m. to report two men dressed in black prowling around their property. A short time later, a Captain Road resident reported that his car had been broken into. Police officers responded to the area and reported finding a man later identified as 20-year-old Chicopee resident Derrick Shattuck with gloves and a flashlight, in a parked car on Viscount Road. Police say inside the car were several items Shattuck allegedly couldn’t explain, including a TV, golf club set, laptop computer and GPS system.
Police say a subsequent investigation revealed the items all came from unlocked cars in Longmeadow which were later reported burglarized. Shattuck was charged with six counts of breaking an entering a motor vehicle at night and felony receiving stolen property worth more than $250.
Yup. The guy who calls Turtleboy “trashy” breaks into other people’s cars in his free time.
This chud right here is the face of the “I hate Turtleboy” crowd. A criminal. A loser. A social justice warrior. A race baiter. An easily triggered 23 year old with no prospects for the future. A hypocrite.
This is why we exist at Turtleboy Sports. To offend people like this, who have gotten away with bullshit for way, way too long.