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Foreskin Fapnado Sends Me Threatening Email About Crotch Fruits, Vows To Find Where I Live, Includes Pictures Of Women He Claims To Have “Slayed”

 

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Earlier in the week we blogged about the return of Matthew Brown, the Foreskin Fapnado, who recently moved from Keene, NH to New Jersey after being exposed as a sexual deviant on Turtleboy in September. Matthew has a long and documented history of sexually harassing strange women with unsolicited dick pics, urging them to cheat on their husbands with him, and sending them screenshots of a Discover account that clearly isn’t his in a vain attempt to seduce them with money. He abandoned his daughter but still pretends like she gives a shit about him by sharing their private conversations on Facebook.

Anyway, he sent me an email earlier in the week after being exposed for what he is, talking shit about my kids (who unlike him I live with), telling me he knows where I live (so original), and sending me pictures of chicks he allegedly banged. There are a couple noodz in there I can’t post, but if you know any of these women, feel free to have them contact me and I can black out their face. They should probably know what this asshole is saying about them. If they’re victims of his I’d love to speak to them. Feel free to email me at [email protected] We’ll be calling him tomorrow during the Live show. Will he cower and hide like so many before him have done? Tune in tomorrow night at 9 PM to find out, and subscribe to our YouTube channel by clicking here

 

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64 Comment(s)
  • Anon
    January 14, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    While he is certainly a douche, his bank account could be legit, if it is, he didn’t earn it & it’s probably a trust fund set up by his parents who are very well off! His brother was one of my best friends in high school, know the whole family very well.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    January 13, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Dudes got the disease…. And a Discover account? Haha. NO. No way.

  • What the fuck
    January 13, 2020 at 10:16 am

    Damn, a few of those chicks are stunners. How is a retarded scumbag getting them?

  • Matt Browns Dick
    January 13, 2020 at 9:58 am

    All that money in the account and he uses Virgin Mobile…HA! Pathetic fag with an ugly ass dick.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 13, 2020 at 1:19 am

    “girls deserve nothing less. they are legit good for one thing – spreading their legs. aside from that i will continue to show these sluts what they deserve.” Tiny Pee-Pee

    who will tell his best friend, his daughter, what life has in store for her in a world rife with these bruised egos?

  • STD ain’t 4 me
    January 12, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    The only thing this cat is slaying is wet wipes to clean the herpes blisters on his disgusting cock.

    • Gronkmonster
      January 12, 2020 at 6:05 pm

      Interesting bank they don’t pay interest on that much money ?

  • dr. fill
    January 12, 2020 at 10:02 am

    He’s actually PROUD of banging those women? They are 3’s at best.

    Thank God I live in NYC, am actually successful, and don’t have bitch tits.

  • Dick Scratcher
    January 12, 2020 at 5:05 am

    In the last picture, it’s clear this cunt has bigger tits than Josh Abrams.
    He’d be better off spending some of thst fake cash on breast reduction surgery for himself.

    What an utter twat.

    • Scratcher Fanboy
      January 12, 2020 at 7:39 am

      I luv how you always make astute observations of all the guys appearance in the stories.
      Do you think Matt has a bigger cock than Josh?
      Maybe you can write a poem about their cocks, that would be awesome.

      • Dick Scratcher
        January 13, 2020 at 3:40 am

        Your wish is my command………

        In the greatest of Turtleboy shocks
        Scratcher Fanboy is riddled with pox,
        On top of all that
        He thinks about Matt
        And Josh and their tiny, wee cocks.

        Dick Scratcher, aged. Just aged.

  • Just fired up the Baltimore Police scanner
    January 12, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Over under 12 shot
    7 shanked

    • Granny Warren
      January 12, 2020 at 4:13 am

      12 shot.5 Fatal at the moment.

    • Judge dread
      January 12, 2020 at 1:55 pm

      If you’re awake and bored at like say 2-3AM EST, tune into Broadcastify and check out some of the Chicago police channels. That’s when West and south side Chicago get lit the fuck up.

  • $447,104.88‬
    January 11, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    If I had that kind of dough to my name, I’d have better things to do than going around threatening people as I could get caught and sued for that money!

  • JJ
    January 11, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post
    Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post
    Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post
    Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post
    Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post, Wicked long and tedious post

    There asshole, that’s what your posts look like.

    • I fucked your mom
      January 11, 2020 at 9:57 pm

      Cry about it pussy! Sitting there talking shit while you made a post almost as long as his. Puss made bitch! Let me guess JJ struck a nerve

      • I'm fucking your mom right now
        January 11, 2020 at 10:07 pm

        So stay down in the basement and don’t interrupt us, bitch!

        And she’s a Ravens fan, pathetic!

  • Liawatha
    January 11, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    I don’t wash my face! I never do!!

  • Hesacreep
    January 11, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    Yeah Jeffrey Epstein had a lot of fucking money too but he was still a fucking creep but if this guy kills himself ill actually believe it as opposed to Epstein

  • Casino Scum
    January 11, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Zero interest on 1/2 a million??? Yeahhh ok… financially illiterate moron! Nobody with enough brain cells to amass 400k+ would be stupid enough to put it all in a .2% interest paying savings account!
    My total net worth is only 1/10th of that but I know enough to make your money work for you and it ain’t gonna build shit in a traditional bank savings account these days…. Even I know this and I’m a degenerate gambler!

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      January 12, 2020 at 3:37 am

      Discover Bank pays what passes for good interest these days. I think it’s like 1.7% (changes daily). It’s a good place to plunk your liquid cash. He’s either a dope or 400 large is his free cash (unlikely).

      I will admit that the chicks he shows in the pictures are all hawt. Hope he hasn’t shared his herpes with them. That would be a real shame. There’s nothing worse than damaging a choice piece of tail. That’s unforgivable.

      Social Media is Cancer

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 12, 2020 at 9:55 am

      Not that I believe it’s his account, the statement said “Year to date” interest is zero. How many banks have paid interest for this year when we’re less than 2 weeks into the year? RIF, bro.

  • Burnt brooooo!!!
    January 11, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    I put that hot mustard on his dick and he said it stings…I told him bro it’s just another std…

  • Shane Hoban, rapper and comedian, Quincy
    January 11, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    One of those girls literally gave me a “Lipnicki” 3 days ago, no lie.

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 11, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    I GUARANTEE the Turtle Fund has more money than that.

  • Dees nutz
    January 11, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    This dipshit knows nothing of money and banking. He has no money. Proof- First off you would not keep 447k in a savings account earning shit interest. But that is my proof. He has no interest to date. DUHH you broke bitch.Plus someone with that kind if money doesn’t waist their time sending dick picks. You go to a bar, drop some cash on the money hungry gold diggers and bring them home. Yes it is that easy. So some broke needle dick would only do what he is doing. PS i can deposit an unwritten check saying its 400k to my discover account and the money shows just not accessible till it drops to 0 when Discover realizes there were no funds. What a fuckup. He is truly uneducated and slow

    • Chill
      January 11, 2020 at 8:31 pm

      It’s January, interest accumulates daily but is generally paid monthly for savings and money market accounts. I’m not saying that he has the money but you haven’t proven otherwise.

  • youandmenow
    January 11, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    Where he lives? Easy enough to find.
    All towns and cities have a GIS website. Do a search by his last name….in the town of Holdown (lose the W) Massachusetts.
    Starts with 111.
    Might be Maston (lose the T).
    Just saying.
    It’s as easy as he pokes out his targets.
    Have fun.

  • Beano
    January 11, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    Matthew clean your negroe boyfriend’s cum out of your beard
    It’s not a good look

  • Virgin Asshole
    January 11, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    I will debunk all his bullshit right now. No one has $441k and uses Virgin Mobile… the end

  • JJ
    January 11, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    At least his taste in woman is consistent. All post wall, immoral looking, homely looking, walking std looking, ugly fuck pigs with no doubt daddy issues. The statics show that 1 in 5 woman have herpes. The way he (lol) talks about (lmao) slaying woman (lmfao who even says that in such a context) tells me that he has been with at least 2 woman who have the herpes. That’s probably what that mark by his eye is, it’s a god damn herpes stain hahahaha. Or someone smashed him in the face with something, herpes. I think it’s a herp stain though, It has to be. I know someone with a birthmark in the same place and it does not look like that, at all, that’s for damn sure! All the dicks woman have had through them in our society! some men just dont think about that while they are having their all you can eat sewer trout dinner at red lobster. I kinda like that slay saying lmao even though it’s old now. It’s as if hes a knight in shining white armor slaying dragons (herpes dragons). Lmfao most woman are referred to as dragons so I definitely see the humility in that. The problem is most woman are called dragons because they’re just straight up bitches who think because they have a few holes everyone should stop and praise them. If there was not so many simps and cucks then most woman would not act this way! Though the woman he slays hahaha lmao look like dragons!
    Remember men you’re the prize not the other way around!

    I hope he pisses of the wrong chick and catches a ripper charge and has to register! There are plenty of men who have their lives ruined over this shit for no reason. Yet you have this ryobi box out here actually doing shit that others are falsely accused of and with no repercussions other than being shamed. Well its obvious he has no shame like a normal person does. If he did he would have learned his lesson after the last blog and changed his ways. I love how dudes send dick pictures like that’s what does it for a woman. Fuck son, you have no game. Woman want to be made to feel special and shit, they want conversation and a laugh or two before they let you in the stink hole holes. You have absolutely no game at all lil dude now go sit in the corner! If you did you would know that. What a fucking herp stain he is!

    You can also see he failed his kid. Any parent that uses the word bestfriend in any description while speaking about their child has failed as a parent! You should love, teach and bring your children up in the right manner. You dont want them to fear you past a certain point but you also dont want them to think you’re buddy, buddy, with them either. You should also bond with them so they feel comfortable opening up to you. If at any point they see you as their bestfriend you have failed! Children are not supposed to be your bestfriend, they are supposed to be your child whom you love, teach, nurture, protect, etc. You should have a friendship with your child but not be their bestfriend! It’s a shame that I’m young and have to say that to people with children!

    Everybody knows it’s your bestfriend who you get into the most trouble with and who are the bad influence. If you’re your kids bestfriend then you’re also their demise, it’s just science at this point. All the kids who I knew growing up. The ones who hated their parents because their parents didnt put up with the bullshit and who didnt let their kids walk all over them like a doormat from the dollar tree. Those kids turned out to be good people! The kids who’s parents that were their bestfriends, those kids all grew up getting into trouble and are now dead or in jail or are homeless because they used drugs and did multiple other fucked up things to get drugs. Some are shit for other reasons but most because of drugs, specifically heroin. Most did drugs with their so called “Bestfriends” If not the latter, they are all shitty people now if they are still alive. Though, the drugs have taken away just about everyone I have ever known who I grew up with! So that says a lot about parents who are bestfriends with their kids.

    Thank God my parents were not my bestfriend’ growing up. who knows where or what I would be. I’m still fairly young but alas an adult & they are still not my bestfriends and act as parents should!

    What a fucking joke this world is.

    • Frank
      January 11, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      Can you repeat that please

    • TL;DR
      January 11, 2020 at 9:06 pm

      What the hell was that? You actually make me miss Ghost Cowboy!

      Get a life, uluza!

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 12, 2020 at 7:24 am

      Writing long comments that no one is going to read is one way to spend your saturday I guessp

  • LeFalopian Gloop
    January 11, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    I’m not saying that I know for sure that this guy is a pilow biter, but he’s a pillow biter.

  • Mom's Basement
    January 11, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Maybe that really is his savings account and maybe it goes down by $75 or so each time he slays one of these broads. That’s definitely how I’d be spending it.

  • IMDB
    January 11, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    He reminds me of that scene in the movie Philadelphia when Tom Hanks shows the court what his AIDS lesions look like.

  • Captain Trips
    January 11, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    I wouldn’t call popping any of these chicks as a ‘slay’. You can’t ‘slay’ a chick that will sleep with you on the 3rd date (at the latest) and the pics you’ve provided all seem to fit that type.

    You have a very deep sense of insecurity, and you’ll find that popping as many bitches as you can will, in the long run, get you nowhere but lonely and diseased. Sure, the short term thrill is there but so is the thrill from maxing out your credit card; it’s a short term thrill but eventually the thrill is gone and the bill comes due, and that ain’t short term.

    • HerpDerp
      January 11, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      He already has herpes. And brags about it.

  • Industrialize Her
    January 11, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    From what I’ve heard uncle say on podcasts and what not:

    He has a great relationship with Holden PD
    Packs heat

    Hey douche bag if u wanna fuck around and threaten a mans children and show up at his house or stalk him, one of two things will happen:

    You will be planted in the ground
    Or
    You will get matching bracelets

    I hope the first happens.

  • ChipChipperson
    January 11, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    You better watch your back turtleboy. Men who constantly take mirror selfies are bad motherfuckers.

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 11, 2020 at 1:50 pm

      His HIV spot next to his eye signifies that he is one crazy motherfucker

  • Judge dread
    January 11, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    One of ex’s that he “slated” should take a sawed off pool cue and knock out half of his teeth.

    Blood alone moves the wheels of history.

    • Judge dread
      January 11, 2020 at 1:42 pm

      Slayed fucking iOS autocorrect

  • 3 Dollar Matt
    January 11, 2020 at 1:23 pm

    His left eye looks like it was perma smacked with a used tampon. Oh, and he is a fucking pole smoker.

  • Matthew Zero Zilcher
    January 11, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Sister pics. And if he had all that Money his ytd interest WOULD NOT be ZILCH. Idiot . Slayin them fake bank accounts haha!

  • Lee Ho
    January 11, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    He’s also fucked a couple guys. I know because I am one of them. His penis is average at best

    • MATTHEW AVERAGE WANKER BROWN
      January 11, 2020 at 1:12 pm

      Yum! Juicy info! Average really sucks tho. Figures.

    • Lee Ho
      January 11, 2020 at 1:37 pm

      Warning Fake Lee Ho above

      • Ho Li Phuk
        January 11, 2020 at 3:21 pm

        He a fogazzi, right Lee?

        • Lee Ho
          January 11, 2020 at 4:30 pm

          A message for the fake Lee Ho, cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài

          • Pelosi's piss flaps
            January 11, 2020 at 8:07 pm

            translation
            Fuck your ancestors to an innumerable generation
            lol

  • Penisenvy
    January 11, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    Who the fuck has a Discover savings account???

  • The Background Heckler
    January 11, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    “Slay”? How old is this dude? I haven’t heard that term since the 2 Live Crew threw it around 30 years ago.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 11, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    “If anyone wants to do sober activities”

    No thanks, Matt. You fucking faggot

    • ChipChipperson
      January 11, 2020 at 1:46 pm

      He means visit glory holes

  • ‍♂️
    January 11, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    It’s totally believable that someone with $400,000+ in a savings account uses a Virgin Mobile phone. That’s for people who can’t afford Metro PCS it’ like one step above Cricket Wireless.

    • Can you here me now?
      January 11, 2020 at 4:43 pm

      All very good observations but how can you forget to rank Straight Talk from Walmart? Lol

    • Charles
      January 13, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      If you plug an iPhone into a Macbook, and enable Developer Tools in Safari (takes one click), you can edit the text that shows on any website on the iPhone in Safari. For anyone that knows basic web dev, this is a 3-minute long task to make an account with $4.47 in it look like it has $447,104.88.
      That’s why he didn’t take a screenshot of the Discover app, because native apps can’t be edited like that. Only websites. And only on Safari; can’t do it with Chrome or Firefox.
      Also why his phone is plugged in at the time of the screenshot, because it’s plugged into the computer. And why he’s using it while it’s plugged in, even though it doesn’t have a low battery.
      Worth noting that the version of iOS he’s using, is only available on iPhone 8 or older models. So he doesn’t have an X, XR, XS, 11, 11 Pro, etc. — which you would think would be the first thing an idiot like this would blow money on. Not some old and busted pre-paid Virgin Mobile phone

  • Lee Ho
    January 11, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    It’s always interesting to hear from the bitter wackos who live on the margins of society.

  • Ghostface
    January 11, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    The text from his daughter,come from a sprint phone. His bank statement screenshots are on a virgin mobile phone. What a douche.

  • x
    January 11, 2020 at 11:49 am

    Threatening a child is not cool — file a pro-forma complaint with school, maybe cops.

  • Startled Pancake
    January 11, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Never Fear, Foreskine Fapnado is Here!

    I LOL every time at that fitting appellation, dawg.

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