Former Fitchburg Mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch kicked it up a notch by posting pictures of little children while accusing their father of being Turtleboy.
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Up until this point Kevin Lynch has been the hilarious crazy dude on the Internet saying outrageous things and going on about mass conspiracies amongst Turtlebyy’s 85 employees for our amusement. But it appears as if he has finally taken it too far. As you know he’s been naming Turtleboy’s left and right these days and talking about how he will protect his imaginary, non-existent children from all of the Turtleboy’s who are allegedly waiting in his bushes. Yesterday he brought little kids into it though:
Andrew and his wife Emily are great people and long time turtle riders. We have the utmost respect for them and their beautiful family. Seriously, talk to them about their story sometime, it’s riveting. Last year they organized the first responder’s rally at Lincoln Square, to show police, firefighters, and EMT’s that despite all the howling about how racist they are, there is still a large segment of the population who appreciates them. He does not work for us though. And he certainly doesn’t deserve to be called out for being unprofessional, with pictures of his kids, just because he reads a blog once in a while.
It’s wacky land folks. I don’t know where he’s getting this stuff from now. It’s like he’s pulling names out of a hat. I’d honestly be offended is he hasn’t openly accused you of being in cahoots with Turtleboy yet.
Anyway, Kevin wasn’t done:
Andrew is not a Worcester Police Officer and he works for a private company. Don’t let that get in the way of a good rant though Kevin.
Seriously, what is it like to be in the mind of Lynchy? His family is being singled out to be murdered? How is this guy not getting psychiatric help?
Sweet baby Jesus. Does he really believe this stuff? Does he really believe that there are people out there trying to kill his family? Or is he just pretending to be bonkers so he can justify putting up pictures of people’s adorable children in his rants?
Yup, I’m sure the City Council in Worcester will get right on that Kevin. The crazy thing is, he wasn’t really THAT far away from getting elected to the Fitchburg City Council in 2015. Somehow over 1,000 people went to the polls and said, “I’m voting for the guy in the tin foil hat who served 7 years in prison and thinks there is a conspiracy to kill his imaginary children.”
How do you feel if you’re Tom Donnelly? Seven people ran for five seats. The only ones who didn’t get one are you and Lynchy. That’s unfortunate.
Keep in mind, this guy Petit has never once initiated contact with Kevin Lynch until this happened.
Oh yea, and according to Kevin it was “inadvertent” that he put pictures of little children in one of his rants:
LOL. “Unlike Bret the killer Killoran pics where he singled out by fucking Name my children.” Wait….what? What post is this Kevin? Where was “the killer” singling out your nonexistent children by their nonexistent names? Oh that’s right, it’s just another thing that only happened in Lynchy’s mind.
Anyway, if I were Andrew Petit I’d be pretty ripshit. Kevin just violated every sacred rule of decency. Up until this point we assumed he was just a moron on the Internet, but as it turns out he’s really just a huge asshole. My question is, does he really believe this stuff, or is he just making it up as goes along because he’s a dooshnozzle? Because if he really thinks these things then he is a danger to society and himself and he needs IMMEDIATE psychiatric help. But if he’s just saying these things because he’s a classless human being, then he might be the biggest asshole on earth.
P.S. Kevin Lynch is now demanding that we write an article exonerating him for his 2011 arrest in which he assaulted a police officer and a firefighter while running for mayor:
Well Kevin, according to the “court records” you were not only assaulted this officer, you had been stalking his house for several weeks. They know this because of the images they found on your phone:
Mr. Lynch’s cellphone allegedly contained several close-up photos of Sgt. Siomos’ family car registration and was confiscated. “I am very alarmed and it should be noted that both subjects have been recently observed outside watching my house, with my young daughter, elderly mother and fiancée at home,” Sgt. Siomos’ report said.
So there you have it Kevin. There’s the “real story.” We apologize for nothing.
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