Former Fitchburg Mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch kicked it up a notch by posting pictures of little children while accusing their father of being Turtleboy.
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Up until this point Kevin Lynch has been the hilarious crazy dude on the Internet saying outrageous things and going on about mass conspiracies amongst Turtlebyy’s 85 employees for our amusement. But it appears as if he has finally taken it too far. As you know he’s been naming Turtleboy’s left and right these days and talking about how he will protect his imaginary, non-existent children from all of the Turtleboy’s who are allegedly waiting in his bushes. Yesterday he brought little kids into it though:
Andrew and his wife Emily are great people and long time turtle riders. We have the utmost respect for them and their beautiful family. Seriously, talk to them about their story sometime, it’s riveting. Last year they organized the first responder’s rally at Lincoln Square, to show police, firefighters, and EMT’s that despite all the howling about how racist they are, there is still a large segment of the population who appreciates them. He does not work for us though. And he certainly doesn’t deserve to be called out for being unprofessional, with pictures of his kids, just because he reads a blog once in a while.
It’s wacky land folks. I don’t know where he’s getting this stuff from now. It’s like he’s pulling names out of a hat. I’d honestly be offended is he hasn’t openly accused you of being in cahoots with Turtleboy yet.
Anyway, Kevin wasn’t done:
Andrew is not a Worcester Police Officer and he works for a private company. Don’t let that get in the way of a good rant though Kevin.
Seriously, what is it like to be in the mind of Lynchy? His family is being singled out to be murdered? How is this guy not getting psychiatric help?
Sweet baby Jesus. Does he really believe this stuff? Does he really believe that there are people out there trying to kill his family? Or is he just pretending to be bonkers so he can justify putting up pictures of people’s adorable children in his rants?
Yup, I’m sure the City Council in Worcester will get right on that Kevin. The crazy thing is, he wasn’t really THAT far away from getting elected to the Fitchburg City Council in 2015. Somehow over 1,000 people went to the polls and said, “I’m voting for the guy in the tin foil hat who served 7 years in prison and thinks there is a conspiracy to kill his imaginary children.”
How do you feel if you’re Tom Donnelly? Seven people ran for five seats. The only ones who didn’t get one are you and Lynchy. That’s unfortunate.
Keep in mind, this guy Petit has never once initiated contact with Kevin Lynch until this happened.
Oh yea, and according to Kevin it was “inadvertent” that he put pictures of little children in one of his rants:
LOL. “Unlike Bret the killer Killoran pics where he singled out by fucking Name my children.” Wait….what? What post is this Kevin? Where was “the killer” singling out your nonexistent children by their nonexistent names? Oh that’s right, it’s just another thing that only happened in Lynchy’s mind.
Anyway, if I were Andrew Petit I’d be pretty ripshit. Kevin just violated every sacred rule of decency. Up until this point we assumed he was just a moron on the Internet, but as it turns out he’s really just a huge asshole. My question is, does he really believe this stuff, or is he just making it up as goes along because he’s a dooshnozzle? Because if he really thinks these things then he is a danger to society and himself and he needs IMMEDIATE psychiatric help. But if he’s just saying these things because he’s a classless human being, then he might be the biggest asshole on earth.
P.S. Kevin Lynch is now demanding that we write an article exonerating him for his 2011 arrest in which he assaulted a police officer and a firefighter while running for mayor:
Well Kevin, according to the “court records” you were not only assaulted this officer, you had been stalking his house for several weeks. They know this because of the images they found on your phone:
Mr. Lynch’s cellphone allegedly contained several close-up photos of Sgt. Siomos’ family car registration and was confiscated. “I am very alarmed and it should be noted that both subjects have been recently observed outside watching my house, with my young daughter, elderly mother and fiancée at home,” Sgt. Siomos’ report said.
So there you have it Kevin. There’s the “real story.” We apologize for nothing.
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21 Comment(s)
This guy is definitely imbalanced and I doubt hes gonna get the necessary help he needs before he commits another violent act. I would def be packing heat If I had anything to do with this blog.
I worked in psych hospitals and mental health for a number of years, and i would (sadly) urge anyone not to underestimate the real illness, imbalance and potential for harmful behavior with this guy. He clearly needs serious help, and poses a genuine threat to the well being of others. Seriously, don’t take this guy lightly. I’ve seen what people can do. Very sad, very disturbing.
Psychosis is defined as a distortion of reality in ones mind – clearly a big check mark goes into that box in this case. If this is genuine (which the sheer repetition of it makes it seem to be), then I would definitely say that he qualifies as being quite severely mentally ill. Paranoia, persecutory delusions, distortions of self, he has all the hallmarks of it. He is not well, and as I have been saying for quite a while now, someone needs to help this poor man, and it starts by removing the fuel from the fire. Get him hospitalized and off the internet, or he will never have a chance of regaining any semblence of reality.
Lynchy! Take a cab to Worcester and march right down to Worcester PD and file a complaint against “Officer Petit”, I am sure their IA cops will look into this sorry excuse for an officer. Damn public servants they’re sucking off the government teet while you’re trying to do your civic duty, run for Mayor, and be the change that Fitchburg needs. I was hoping to see your name on the ballot for State Rep., but I might write you in anyway. Where is the transparency? Does WPD not have any hiring standards? Sounds pretty unbecoming to me.
Unless Mr. Petit got a new job recently, it says right on his Facebook page that he works for Metro Crime Prevention. He’s a security guard for a private company hired by other private companies. Certainly not paid by “tax dollars”.
For kicks I just googled him and I think the question of craziness can be clearly answered. What a whack job! Long history of terrorizing…well…everyone! I have to say he’s pretty lucky he’s lasted as long as he has. Looks like there are plenty of people out there that he’s pushed to the limit.
Who be Capulet and who be Montague ?
Every time I read his posts,my imagination takes over and I imagine all of those rants in “Mike The Can Mans” voice from the hill man morning show.
Can Petit sue Lynch for libel?
I was thinking about it if he persists farther.
Fortunately, I do not know Kevin Lynch, and I personally never want to!
I do know this however – the internet is a hangout for all sorts of people (no, Kevin, I am not singling you out here – I am being generic) – perhaps many who should be spending their idle time doing something productive in society – working for a living comes to mind, or perhaps frequent visits to professionals that can assist with delusional thoughts and ideas.
I will say this about Lynch:
1. At least he is honest and uses his real name. What is the benefit of this? MOST any reasonable person reads his posts and writings will quickly understand a lot of things, including his ideals and thoughts, and perhaps if he decides to run for office again, these posts and writings can be used by his opponents to ensure a most certain landslide victory in their favor (kind of like what the Democrats had in mind in using Barbara Bush’s sound bite from the Today Show when she asked if Jeb would run for the White House: “There are other people out there that are very qualified and we’ve had enough Bushes,” ).
2. Without indisputable proof, he really crossed the line posting pics of people and their children that he “thinks” are Turtleboy Sports, or their supporters. Pictures of kids under 18 in these forums are off limits – especially kids the age bracket that he posted. Show me one pic from a legit site (not one of these “fake”, made-up accounts) where your kids’ pictures were posted Kevin by someone else.
Some people may argue that Kevin’s actions and post border on being “insane”. I have been wondering that myself since reading his first post. I was curious…Here is what Webster’s OnLine defines as “insane”:
1: mentally disordered : exhibiting insanity
2: used by, typical of, or intended for insane persons
3: absurd
4: extreme 1
OK, in my mind #3 is a no brainer! So is #4
Going a step further defining “Insanity” (see #1, above):
plural in·san·i·ties
1: a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia)
2: such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3a : extreme folly or unreasonableness
b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable
#3? In my mind…Bingo!
And one more step, defining “absurd”:
1: ridiculously unreasonable, unsound, or incongruous
2: having no rational or orderly relationship to human life : meaningless ; also : lacking order or value
3: dealing with the absurd (see 2absurd) or with absurdism
Yup – #1.
This seals it for me…however, I will let the internet jury of “all sorts of people” weigh in….
you are amazing
Serious question – are you saying he really doesn’t have kids? Because if that’s the case then he truly is nuts and probably dangerous.
This guy is not suffering from Mental Illness. He is just an outright pain in the ass asshole. In the movie Multiplicity – Kevin Lynch is definitely #4. “Hey Steve – did you bring me a monkey!?”
I don’t know, I think there may be some mental illness happening with that guy. A lot.
Wow, Multiplicity, that is one hell of a reference. How do you even know that movie well enough to quote it?
I think we’ve found the one person who saw Multiplicity.
Hey what can I say. I have Netflix so I get all of the old movies. Multiplicity was on of Michael Keaton’s best. #4 – “I like Pizza Steve!”
This clown was able to reproduce?
Must be the mailman’s kids.
I’m pretty sure Kevin likes the pole, not the hole. I doubt he’s managed to reproduce.
I made a poopie in my pants.