Framingham Firefighter Pity Party Peter Makes Up Story About Getting Banned From Hudson Stop & Shop For Wearing American Flag Mask, Gets Suspended From Job After Outrage Mob Attacks Store


This is Framingham firefighter and veteran Andrew Nardini.

Two weeks ago probably a dozen or so people sent me this Facebook post he made, claiming that the Stop & Shop in Hudson discriminated against him.

My bullshit radar immediately went up for a number of reasons.

  1. Even in these times, I cannot imagine a grocery store in Hudson of all places kicking a guy out for wearing a mask with the flag on it.
  2. They waited until after he was done buying his food to say something? If it was so offensive why wouldn’t they say something while he was shopping?
  3. I don’t believe or a second that customers behind him witnessed this and then abandoned their carts in disgrace.

He was in the self check out line. That’s 15 items or less. Who uses a cart for that?

This is the age of COVID where going to the grocery store is a whole Goddamn production. I literally dread the grocery store now. You’re telling me that these people took time in their day to drive down there, go through the screening process of getting into these places, walked up and down one way aisles, filled up their carts with food, and then decided to abandon all of it and go home empty handed in order to show solidarity with a complete stranger whose conversation they were all eavesdropping on? Stop & Shop could spit in this Jesus’ face and I’m still buying my groceries. I’d remind him that I had his back AFTER I left there with the food.

Fake hate crimes work both ways. Mostly they’re from liberals, but when you make victimization cool, and something that people should aspire to attain, people of all political persuasions will do it too. Even guys who fight for their country and run into fires want their 15 minutes. This guy was clearly going for the right wing outrage mob, and he got it.

Thots and shares. People will believe whatever confirms their bias. I told the dozen or so people who sent me this that I was skeptical. Normally I’d be on this guy’s side, but bullshit is still bullshit, and you gotta call out people on your own team when they do something like this.

I suspected it was a lie, and when he took the post down after getting his 15 minutes of pity, I commented on his page.

I felt for the guy at first because he’s a first responder and a veteran, but at this point he’s just a cocksucker and I vowed I wouldn’t forget this.

“Not a lie. Were you there. Oh that’s right you weren’t.”

That phonics abortion was followed by 3 middle finger emojis. And when you do that you’re telling me that you wanna dance with the devil, so let’s dance.

As it turns out I was right.

Andy Nardini has been suspended by the Framingham Fire Department and rightfully so. He intentionally lied about completely innocent people who have worked throughout the pandemic and don’t get paid that much money to do so. His goal was to create an outrage mob that made it even harder for them to do their job, and he succeeded.

Hey Andy, who’s “rite” now?


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49 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    July 14, 2020 at 11:57 am

    “He was in the self check out line. That’s 15 items or less.”

    No it’s not.

    Something tells me Aiden hasn’t grocery shopped in years. In addition to being the working bread winner, the wife must do all the shopping as well.

    • Aiden The Subterranean Troglodyte
      July 14, 2020 at 3:07 pm

      Well, you know, the house is in her name, and she permits him to live in the basement. She probably wishes that he would at least empty the orange “Homer” bucket of shit and piss every once in a while!

      You have rickets yet from the lack of sunlight, turtlejizz?

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    July 14, 2020 at 11:37 am

    I used to fuck this idiots girl while he was deployed lol

  • randiguy2006
    Ok then....
    July 14, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Next week he will claim PSTD and claim 100% disability.

  • randiguy2006
    Good work
    July 14, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Suspended = vacation

    You sure showed him.

  • jerry2286
    July 14, 2020 at 8:22 am

    The self checkout lines at Stop & Shop are not limited to 15 items of less as far as I know, just the express lanes. I go though the self checkout with way more than 15 items, and a cart, all the time. Why? because the baggers at Stop & Shop don’t have any idea what they are doing, or just don’t give a shit, and I got tired of getting home and finding raw chick in the same bag with fresh lettuce, or a five cans of chicken broth piled on top of my hamburger rolls. I also got tired of calling them out when I caught them doing crap like this.

  • hartf811
    July 14, 2020 at 7:07 am

    He should get a job in Milford next where he can stand in line to screw the slut whose husband ate a bullet because EVERYBODY was doing her.
    Milford FD is like the old UMASS Dartmouth hockey team that gang raped that girl: “When one scores we all score!”

  • The Virgin Connie Swail
    July 14, 2020 at 7:05 am

    I wore my American flag thong to Stop & Slop in Beverly and nobody cared

  • Genegenethedancingmachine
    July 14, 2020 at 6:35 am

    I think you may be confusing “self checkout” with “express lane.” You can have as many items as you want in a Stop and Shop self-checkout lane. Well, at the Stop and Shop I go to, anyway. Maybe it’s different in Hudson.

  • JIZZlaine Maxwell
    July 14, 2020 at 12:26 am

    This guy aint to bright. That’s why he got caught

  • Paul Casale
    Stop Thief
    July 13, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Is it possible that he was caught shoplifting while wearing his flag mask & was banned from the store?

  • Andy Nardini
    July 13, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    My black cocaine dealer has been threatening to rape my white ass because I owe him so much money. Could you donate to my GoFundMe?

  • Bubba Noose
    July 13, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    You have to get a 100 and watch as blacks and browns get on the department with a 50. You are constantly told about the liberal abstract construct about white priviledge knowing full well it isnt true snd black on white crime is at epidemic proportions and you play the fske hate crime game.
    Wtf you are white you dont get the bkack priviledge right to fake hate crime outrage. Dam dawg you aint bright

  • Kevin Wheeler
    July 13, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    I don’t believe him.

    • Dr. David Duke
      July 13, 2020 at 9:55 pm

      Can you deliver more KKK newspapers in Milford?

  • Big Mouths
    July 13, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    How do you know when somebody is a firefighter?

    They tell you over and over (I’M A FIREFIGHTER!! ) blah blah rabble rabble rabble.

    • Bob
      July 13, 2020 at 9:34 pm

      Man, imagine the conversation with a firefighter that also does Crossfit

      • ElJefe72
        July 13, 2020 at 9:47 pm

        And drives a Mustang

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          July 13, 2020 at 11:57 pm

          All of the above. Plus owns a boat. Or went to BC.

          The worst: the BC grad who does CrossFit on their boat. Just wait 10 minutes, they’ll tell you.

          • dreaded party guest
            July 14, 2020 at 7:11 am

            Brings their own karaoke machine
            Inappropriately flirts with everybody’s ………..
            Fake tans
            Aspiring ……….. vocalist
            Makes up stories on FB for attention
            Attended but didn’t graduate from BC, Brown, Cornell or ……………

  • Tommy Galvin Mistress
    July 13, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    I respect firefighters. But there schedules are insane. They got to much time on their hands. You get on when your young and start making some money it can be a recipe for disaster with working two days a week

  • Phineas J. Throckmorton, Esq. (...and puppet show)
    July 13, 2020 at 8:31 pm



  • Bryant
    July 13, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Firefighters are notorious male attention whores, well known for infidelity, mustaches and always so irritatingly NEEDY, not surprised a jake would pull this stunt what a fag.

  • Stop and shop is overpriced and sucks
    July 13, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    What an idiot.

    But on a side note…..two 24 packs of water, a gallon of milk, and a thing of strawberries is only 4 items but you need a cart. I know because that was my list last time I went to the store and went through the self checkout. .

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      July 13, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      And you probably walked out with $17.28 in change from your $100 bill…

  • Fred Rutherford
    July 13, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    Attention! All working adults please get the fuck off of Facebook! Especially men! It is destroying this country! It was created before the smart phone for college nerds to hookup. Call or text a friend! Drink some beers! Go play golf, pick up a book! But get the Fuck off of Facebook , for Fuck sake!

    • ElJefe72
      July 13, 2020 at 9:48 pm

      Social media is the devil’s work

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    July 13, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    The ultimate slap in the face for him would be, getting banned from Firehouse Subs.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      July 13, 2020 at 7:50 pm

      He can still go to Moon Villa for lo mein and cold tea right Lee?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bubba Wallace
    July 13, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    I believe him.

  • Fast Eddie
    July 13, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Now if he said he was in the Whole Foods in Cambridge and that happened, that’s more believable. Speaking of…did Whole Foods cave into the BLM mob yet and allow BLM masks to be worn by their employees?

    • Kris20
      July 13, 2020 at 7:55 pm

      Haha right?!?

    • Jake
      July 14, 2020 at 12:30 am

      I went there today with a WLM facemask.

  • North of the Border
    July 13, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    Seriously, life is hard enough as it is without making up bullshit drama. Enough, everyone!

    Dear Andy, go fuck off, way over there. And when you get there, fuck off some more.

  • Jack
    Get help
    July 13, 2020 at 6:51 pm

    Sad, how can anyone believe him now? Had to be warning signs of his mental issues in the past?

  • JackO
    July 13, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    I want to witness the Turtle with 14 items in the grocery line with no cart. That would be my laugh of the day!
    As for the rest, I can’t believe the left or right anymore.
    Trump is correct about “Fake News”!!! Lord, take me home!

    • JACKO you're an idiot
      July 13, 2020 at 7:06 pm

      It’s called a hand basket genius.

    • More like Jackoff
      July 13, 2020 at 10:03 pm

      What I said.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    July 13, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    One word: Chode!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 13, 2020 at 6:36 pm

    This hero gets 100k/year, pension and gold plated benefits for life on the backs of taxpayers but it’s not enough for this flame head. He needs adulation from the Facebook crowd. He will never be fired he can’t be, he’s in a public union. Please just don’t kill anyone on the way to your next phony fire/ false alarm, I guess.

    • High gravity
      July 14, 2020 at 2:01 am

      I think you confusing a cop with a firefighter.

  • Peter Dautel
    July 13, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Dude ate Quiznos. Oh, wait.. Firehouse Mikes….


  • SJW's SUCK
    July 13, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    He didn’t get the memo that white guys can’t play the victim card.

  • whatevuh
    July 13, 2020 at 6:08 pm

    What a fucking dope. But, he got to play on the big red firetruck for a while, so he’ll always have those memories LMFAO

  • Kris20
    July 13, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    Yea I call BS on this too and I haven’t even read the whole blog. I already know where this is going. Thank you for calling him out. I have an American flag mask that I wear everywhere and not one person nor store employer has ever complained….lol get banned from a store? OHH PLEASE! WHAT?!?? I have a headache already. Now if he did infact get banned maybe he did something to deserve it, where’s the other side of the story? Yea funny how that works….

  • Rodney
    July 13, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    I don’t fucking believe anything anymore

    • Hugh Mungous
      July 13, 2020 at 6:08 pm

      No respect, no respect at all

  • Norm
    July 13, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Who does he think he is, a sub eater from Mendon? What a shitbag

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