Franklin From Dog Park Diane Video Does Exclusive Interview With Turtleboy Sports, Race Baits Like Crazy, Gets Mad And Hangs Up


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Dog Park Diane has gone viral, so we had Franklin, the guy who filmed her, on our show. He got really mad when we disagreed that she was racist because there was no evidence whatsoever that what she did was racially motivated. Bristol rightly pointed out that by focusing on race Franklin is taking focus off of her behavior (which was dumb), and putting it on race instead. Then I thought he got mad and hung up on us, but it turns out he just had  bad connection. Either way, this may change the way you feel about that whole video. It should be noted that he is doing an exclusive video interview with Inside Edition so we could only do audio.

After that we talked about the Attleboro Foreskin Cowboy, Fupacho Grande getting detained by ICE, Fellatio Fernadez’ epic video offering blowies to National Grid workers, and the sad story of the 16 year old Weymouth girl who said some terrible things about Michael Chesna and police in general.





26 Comment(s)
  • #teamBret
    March 5, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    How did Bret hurt all of these people ? All this crying seems like the kind of people IN the blogs, not real Turtle Riders. Alarming amount of hurt bottoms.

  • Keep All Of Them Away From Me
    March 4, 2019 at 9:22 am

    Nothing new here: Diane is a straight up liberal cunt and Franklin is a typical loud and obnoxious negro. She should carry a taser to make the cops job easier.

  • Franklin sucks dogcock
    March 3, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Franklin is a class A asshole
    Fight me Franklin you cocksucker
    120 gaslight Drive apt#12
    Fucking faggot

    • Smart Money
      March 3, 2019 at 9:47 pm

      You’re gonna get fucked up by Franklin’s pit bull.

  • Elliot Ness
    March 3, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    So I just listenedd to this and if anyone still believes Bristol Turtlechick is correct based on her assertions (deductive evidence), you are wrong. Not only does she suggest that their is a possible racial component, but she assumes that the likely cause of this is from “Dog Park Diane.” This is not only incorrect but it is an example of someone projecting their own desires or inseicrities in this instance despite the overwhelming empirical evidence. I will mail her a copy of Race and Culture or Race and Economics. She is a good witer who had an incorrect assertion.

    • Samuel L. Jackson.
      March 3, 2019 at 7:37 pm

      English MFr! Do you speak it!?!?
      Also my girlfriends a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian too.

      • Elliot Says
        March 3, 2019 at 11:24 pm

        Let’s assume I didn’t speak or write English. Is there any reason to believe that aside from the errors you alluded to, my point and or argument would not be substantiated?

    • elliot piss
      March 3, 2019 at 9:25 pm

      pseudo intellectual alert
      such piss poor grammar and punctuation

      • Elliot Ness rebuttal
        March 3, 2019 at 11:30 pm

        Grammatical errors do not refute an argument or point. You, beta cuck are a bitch ass sophist. If you attempt to declare that which you claim is not, then by all means explain any logical fallacies or disingenuous debate tactics I exhibited. Until then no one should understandably give a damn what you have to say.

        • Yeezee fo sheezy
          March 4, 2019 at 7:30 am


          Poopy-di scoop
          Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
          Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
          Poop, poop
          Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

  • Enough Said
    March 3, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    I am moving to North Attleborough.

  • Sal O’Mal
    March 3, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Didn’t expect this but I’m 90% Team Grace now. Franklin is a seething cauldron and I would have been scared too. I blame the racism industrial complex for brainwashing him into assuming everything is about race. It sucks to be filled with impotent rage like that and I really feel bad for him.

    • Sal O’Mal
      March 3, 2019 at 7:24 pm

      With that said though, I would have left without calling police.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 3, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    that was one of the better shows…..i was entertained,,,, someone post that gladiator clip..lol

  • Chris Seith
    Bird call
    March 3, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Franklin needs to come down to D block. We can make a music video and talk about what we want to do to lil bow wows asshole.

  • mrme
    March 3, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Franklin was a discrimination attorney??? Hmmm.. never would have guessed that.

  • Not 4 Nothing
    March 3, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Has anyone else seen the artist rendering of the Boston serial killer? The picture looks exactly like Franklin.
    This bitch is lucky the cops didn’t find her two days later chopped up in Franklins trunk!

  • Philosophy 101
    March 3, 2019 at 10:23 am

    Franklin would be wise to listen to philosophy. Wise western philosopher Yeezee once say:

    Poopy-di scoop
    Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
    Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
    Poop, poop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

  • Bret Is A Cum Gulper
    March 3, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Bristol brings a good dynamic to the show. Interesting to catch at the end she and Bret aren’t fans of each other, maybe its because he knows you’d be better off 86’ing his drunken stupid ass and keeping her instead?

    • Chris Seith
      Plunger man
      March 3, 2019 at 3:19 pm

      Brets a dime a dozen in Worcester. No shortage of crackers that paint houses or hang sheet rock from 8am to 12:01pm before hitting the local watering hole. He just works 4 more hours than the average bum.

    • Riddle me that
      March 3, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      Of the two. Who is more prone to logical fallicies: i.e. appeals to emotion, authority or nonsequetor arguments?

    • Fuck Bret
      March 4, 2019 at 11:24 pm

      Bret’s drunken and/or high antics are getting old. At this point, he’s a liability. I’d tune in more often if Bristol was on more.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    March 3, 2019 at 10:12 am

    I told you that Franklin was a race baiting, confrontational asshole. I hope this interview vindicates the poor woman.

  • J
    March 3, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Lead for another story..


    Timing of email is suspicious based on the last paragraph.

  • whatevuh
    March 3, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Make up my mind, is it Diane or Debbie ?

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