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Gabby Petito’s Body Found In Wyoming Is What Happens When Two People Who Hate Each Other Pretend They’re Happy For Social Media Approval


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49 Comment(s)
  • Jamal Khashoggi's severed cock
    September 21, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    I enjoyed viewing her erect nipples as the cop questioned her. Small but firm titties are outstanding (hehehehhe) I hope the body they found wasn’t Gabby’s, if it was the murderer should have an ice pick placed in each eye while being anally invaded with a harbor freight wire brush.
    Kamala Harris is literally a WHORE

  • Just Inqiring
    September 21, 2021 at 8:34 am

    So by the title…… You and the fam. are not planning a family trip anytime soon??!!

  • Dr “the fraud” Fauci
    September 21, 2021 at 2:50 am

    Gabby would be alive if had just worn her face mask and maintained 6 feet of Social Distance

  • Snail Hatan
    September 21, 2021 at 12:54 am

    I know this looks bad, but remember OJ? I coulda fucking swore that OJ did that shit, but it turned out The Juice was innocent!…I mean, how wrong were all of us?!
    BL will be getting sympathy cards from all of us because his unstable, “from a distance if you squint-cute” girlfriend died from completely natural, not at all sus causes.

  • Mumbly Joe
    September 21, 2021 at 12:12 am

    TB analyzing one’s relationships is like the 500lb Budda teaching followers the meaning of self control……….

  • Thomas Payne
    September 20, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Hey fellow Turtlerider dickbags ….there have been12000 people illegally cross our southern boarder since last Thursday and everybody’s worried about two millennial cunts in a modern day rape van abusing one another in some sort of inbred fuckfest. Whoopdeie friggin doo.Wake the fuck up . In the meantime the Demonrats, the evil bunch of pathetic shitbags are pushing thru aGreen New Deal. You know “Build Back Better”;AKA, take your hard earned money and give it to undeserving turd blossoms! Fuck Joe Biden.Fuck Heels Up Harris. Fuck George Soros. Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck Peppermint Patty Psyke. Fuck Hillary. And most of all FUCK the main stream media.They are all friggin criminals and as far as Im concerned should be charged with sedetion.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 20, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    Fried cucumbers? That’s zucchini! My God!

      September 21, 2021 at 12:33 am

      “Thomas Payne” is just gay bathroom code for Taint Pain”, which usually stems from being blasted in the ass by whatever dude is in the other stall.
      Hiding in plain sight?…BRILLIANT!

    • Granny Liz
      September 21, 2021 at 8:23 am

      And it’s not a fuckin ukulele either, those have four strings dummy. It’s a guitar with six strings.

  • There could be some truth to this
    September 20, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    Matt Dizio and ST went away and ST hasn’t been heard from since.

    • basement dweller
      September 20, 2021 at 7:35 pm

      I noticed too how spic tormentor and dizio and all of their alleged “impostors” all vanished at the same exact time. So it was obviously ST faking himself the whole time and having those huge drawn out arguments with himself. What a fucking weirdo lol.

  • Pizza T. Hut
    September 20, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    If she wasn’t a cute and petite blonde, no one would care about this story.

    • Claemus
      September 20, 2021 at 4:30 pm

      Why would you prefer a chocolate hippo?

      • FUCK YOU
        September 20, 2021 at 10:25 pm

        No matter the color or size, they have family/ friends that care. But of course, given your comment, who gives a shit about those your perceive are different.

  • Charlie Cracker
    September 20, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    What happened to the other bloggers? SSTG? Where are they? Did you murder them to maintain your impeccable social media reputation?

  • Jew Boston strong
    September 20, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    Jerry Remy’s Jewish bosses were looking to replace him anyway another father of a murderer will do.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    September 20, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Whatever happened to “innocent until proven guilty”, tb? All we DO know is that Gabby has a police record and beat up her boyfriend in the past. And for that matter, how can you say for sure that it’s Gabby’s body yet? I mean, it probably is, but law enforcement is just saying “female remains” and you’re jumping the gun, like you shit on other outlets for.

  • Ed
    September 20, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    *** if you haven’t watched the entire 1hr+ body cam video of the traffic stop you should not make any comments!
    In that video Gabby admits she was hitting him while he was driving. She told the police she had OCD and would act irratically. Bryan had been trying to calm her down and also stated she was not on any medication for the OCD. They were both more concerned about the other than themselves during the police questioning. They were truly in love. Bryan was a pacifist and nature lover. He would not even accept wayer in a plastic bottle! He also weighed about 120 pounds. I doubt he would kill a spider, ant, or a fly if he had too.
    #2 The van parked on the trail obviously meant they were hiking. There is no scenario that i can imagine of Bryan driving off in the van alone, leaving her behind; even if she died somehow on the hike.(accidental fall, suicide, etc,) The only conclusion I can think of is if she had left before him, either alone or with someone else.
    #3 – the same as above. He never would have driven all the way back to FL (in 2 days!) Leaving her behind in Utah. NEVER.
    #4 – In Florida, he didn’t go to the police because he didn’t know she was dead. He probably didn’t even know where she was. Maybe Gabby had run off with someone else. Put yourself in his head. The only cell phone they had was hers and she had it with her. Why would he call them? He probably assumed she had already been in touch with them. Maybe she said she would fly back to Florida?
    #5 – Bryan only went missing when he found out Gabby was missing. He went out in the everglades to get away from the caois and think, not to hide. Camping in nature was his serenity where he could think clearly.. Bryan is not an extrovert, a fighter or a killer. Anyone who saw him on the police video knows he is the guy who never caused any trouble. He hasnt a mean bone in his body, nor is he hiding some repressed serial killer persona. Society jumps first to the worst of conclusions like they are watching some television crime drama.

    • Gabby
      September 20, 2021 at 3:18 pm


    • Hu Fartted
      September 20, 2021 at 3:29 pm

      Were you on the OJ jury?

  • Aidan's cum sock
    September 20, 2021 at 2:23 pm

    I’m only gonna say this once. Please stop storing me under the couch cushions. There are to many crayons and gold fish. I’m like a piece of cardboard at this point. Wash me before the kids find it and slap each other with me.

  • Jewnation
    September 20, 2021 at 2:21 pm

    This guy reminds me of the American military drone strikes. Kids first. No wonder we lose every war.

  • Post some more pic
    September 20, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    This guys gonna regret not being able to tap that crazy little thing every night now that he offed her…..ya know she was a lot of fun in that way….

    Otherwise….next time TB just post some more bikini pics of her….we really don’t need your “take” on things

  • mcg
    September 20, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    Can I get some likes on this comment?!

  • Uncle T
    September 20, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Social Media narcissism is terrible!!! As I’ll explain on my YouTube show later. You can get the link at my 7 Twitter accounts or 11 Facebook pages. Like and share them all, and remember to follow for all the Aidan vs. Kate and vs. Rian and vs. Gaffney and vs. that heroin guy personal drama. Together we will defeat Social Media Narcissism.

    PS please use your free time, Turtle Riders, to to try to get Andy Ngo and Matt Walsh to talk about me, the Best Social Media Anti-Narcissist Journalist in America!!!

  • Death
    September 20, 2021 at 12:42 pm

    One day you say you’re a reporter, a real news kind of guy. You often refer to your reports as journalism. Then you write an article based solely on opinion with a bit of jealousy thrown in.
    I’m confused?
    Are you an opinion blog (which is fine) or are you a journalist? The two very greatly.

  • Dr. Turtleboy, Relationship Expert
    September 20, 2021 at 12:34 pm

    Please, Aidan. Please enlighten us more with your expertise in happy, functional relationships. I have some specific questions I am sure you have brilliant answers for.
    1. If my wife gives birth to two of my children in 3 years and gains some weight post-pregnancy, it entitles me to sleep with other women, right? Sure, she’s grown human life inside her twice already and works two jobs to support us all while I sit at home on my computer 24/7, but fat bitches are gross. Plus, I cook and do the dishes.
    2. Is it appropriate to live with my wife while maintaining sexual relationships with other women until one of my mistresses gives in to my begging and lets me move in? It hasn’t happened yet, but I’m trying. I want to be happy and fuck bitches who haven’t gained 50 lbs giving me children, but I also don’t want to be homeless. That would be a drag.
    3. What’s the best way to save a relationship? Is it to threaten suicide if the other person leaves?
    I have many more questions but I know you’re a very important and busy man. Please advise. I know you’re the expert on these things, and I really want to be able to have a lovelife just like yours, Aidan.

    • Lol
      September 20, 2021 at 12:52 pm

      The only reason I don’t believe this is it’s impossible to imagine Aidan pulling chicks.

  • Buck Breaker
    September 20, 2021 at 12:30 pm

    Hopefully the bald closeted homosexual blows his brains out somewhere deep in the mangroves and stops bothering people

  • Leave Aidan alone!
    September 20, 2021 at 12:23 pm

    So based on your logic, will your wife end up the same way? We all know you hate your wife and kids. You’ll rake Jules over the coals for custody just so you would get child support. You shouldn’t be left alone with your children, it’s only a matter of time before you snap. You won’t hurt yourself because you’re too much of a coward and a narcissist, and if you do hurt yourself, you’ll cry victim like you always do. Your kids are going to grow up hating you with valid reasons.

  • Julies Giant Shoukders
    September 20, 2021 at 12:07 pm

    Says the guy who played the “I am saaadddd” card while tormenting others. And your wife….she is fucking YUGE in the shoulders and neck. I am surprised she fits through standard doorways. Does she open the bulkhead when she visits you in the basement? Why haven’t you killed yourself already? Time to do it.

    • Inquiring minds already know the answer
      September 20, 2021 at 3:17 pm

      Horse fucker, is that you??

      • Methune Misfit
        September 20, 2021 at 9:39 pm

        Jaja’s Wampy Auntie?

  • Psycho Bitches
    September 20, 2021 at 11:36 am

    A girl I was dating a few years back punched me dead in the face while on vacation, so I packed my shit, booked a flight, checked out our hotel room and left her there without saying a word.

    I never thought of it then, but if she went missing I would have looked 1000% guilty, and not a single person would have ever believed my story and I can see why. I definitely wouldn’t have talked to the cops either, because I know how they try and twist your words and trip you up in your stories.

    So yeah, I can totally see why he would leave her there. I have done the same to a psycho bitch. After watching that bodycam video and seeing her punch marks on his head, it reminded me EXACTLY of my situation.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      September 20, 2021 at 2:53 pm

      Exactly. Everyone be acting like bitches don’t be crazy

  • Charlie Cracker
    September 20, 2021 at 11:34 am

    Relationship advice from mom’s basement?

  • Beta cuck soy boy
    September 20, 2021 at 11:34 am

    Lmao you have some fucked up ideas about masculinity you fucking weirdo.

  • Grade A Fuckin Asshole
    September 20, 2021 at 11:26 am

    All could’ve been avoided if she just wore multiple face masks.

  • Metro West Guy
    Benoit Bolles
    September 20, 2021 at 11:19 am

    Social Media is only good for checking to see how the prom queen turned out and maybe to check in with distant relatives who you’d otherwise continue to ignore for the rest of your life. Those schmaltzy posts of smiling wives with their husbands holding hands and strolling down the shore at sunset is smoke and mirrors. Instead of adults trying to be phony online celebrities for their “friends” maybe they should call their elderly widowed mother and see if she wants to have dinner a little more often than twice a year.

    • juror seven esq.
      September 20, 2021 at 7:45 pm

      Do you think she was the one in the gorilla mask that pelted Larry Elder with the eggs?

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Dr. Turd Boy
    September 20, 2021 at 11:11 am

    Where did your get your PhD in forensic psychology Turd Boy? Would love to know which cereal to buy to get one too.
    Stick to local stuff and stop trying to explain things beyond you.

  • The All Knowing Carnac
    September 20, 2021 at 11:03 am

    Are you out of your shell? How is it that you have such in depth insight into a relationship. That you have only MSM info to go on. We’re you following them around?

  • randiguy2006
    September 20, 2021 at 10:44 am

    Like you pretend to be happily married while jerking off with randos online?

    The tape don’t lie Aidan.

    • Boy, Oh Boy…
      September 20, 2021 at 6:27 pm

      …there is just a SHIT-TON of butt-hurt losers on here nowadays, huh? What’s the matter, bitches? You don’t like the new website cuz you can’t hide behind your fake screen names while posting UNBELIEVABLY SICK & TWISTED SHIT that you would never, EVER say otherwise?? Get the fuck over it, you sad motherfuckers. You don’t fuckin like it? Don’t fuckin read it. Fuckin simple. Like you.
      Ya cunts.

      • nіggerslappingkike
        September 20, 2021 at 6:55 pm

        they hate the site so much they come here 24/7 at all hours of the day lol fucking losers

      • Hair lipped Himey
        September 20, 2021 at 10:06 pm

        Welcome back Aidan. Haven’t heard from you in a while.
        Anyway while your browsing and retaliating against less than preferable comments, maybe you could start posting again right here. Most of us prefer it here because that’s how it should be. We don’t buckle under pressure and jump the fence like some!

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      September 20, 2021 at 7:55 pm

      I don’t wanna hear any more about this fucking jerk off tape unless there’s a link included to see it

  • Boston Irish
    Crazy White Boys
    September 20, 2021 at 10:37 am

    Very easy to push someone off a cliff

  • randiguy2006
    September 20, 2021 at 10:35 am

    No its not.
    It’s what happens when a man is a murdering scumbag.


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