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Garage Doors Plus Destroyed Some Speech Nazi Queef Who Harassed Them Over Advertising On Our Podcast

 

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Editor’s Note: Garage Doors Plus in Quincy is the ideal Turtleboy advertiser. They like free speech and getting a return on their investment. Everyone who advertisers with us gets great ROI because we have a huge audience that is extremely loyal to our advertisers because they know what we’re up against. When these people harass you all you have to do is stand up to them because they have no money and weren’t going to buy anything off of you in the first place. If you own a local business and want to gain new customers then email [email protected] and we can get you started right away.

Social justice pukes have been trying to shut Turtleboy up for the last 5 years. Once we became a business and took on advertisers the outrage mobs realized that the only way they could stop us from exposing shitheads like them was by trying to make sure we didn’t have enough revenue to operate. It’s why they’ve mass reported Turtleboy Sports to Google AdSense, and worked so hard to get us deplatformed on social media – they want to silence our speech by making it unaffordable to say the things we say.

Although Turtleboy is still kicking it, they have had some successes to a degree. You may have noticed that we used to have a lot of local advertisers, but after a vicious harassment campaign many of them decided it wasn’t worth it to deal with the interference in their business. This happens way too often with businesses and corporations, and it’s honestly the biggest reason we have cancel culture today – mobs do it because they’ve seen how effective it can be. These people don’t work, they don’t tip, and they don’t spend money at your business. You can’t lose them as customers if they don’t have money to spend at your business in the first place. If companies just stood up for themselves and told these trolls to fuck off then they would realize how powerless these online queefs are to do anything.

One of the rare companies that gets this is Garage Doors Plus in Quincy, which has been sponsoring the Turtleboy podcast for the last year and a half. They’re one of my favorite advertisers of all time because they do quality work at a great price, but they also don’t fuck around with speech Nazis who harass them because they’re smart enough to advertise on a platform that law abiding people with disposable income actually read. This morning the owner Chris Riggs got this text message:

So this guy wanted to get a quote on a 5 bay garage door, his first choice was Garage Doors Plus, but then he just so happened to be listening to a Turtleboy podcast (which he hates), heard the ad for Garage Doors Plus, and decided that he’d give his business to someone more expensive because he’s so offended by the podcast that he chooses to listen to.

He’s right about one thing – we do say unsavory things about people. Ya know, people like Josh Abrams who rape and drug women and force them into prostitution. Or people like Rian Waters who kill dogs and beat women. Or people like Amber Carmark who steal other people’s identities and lie about being kidnapped in order to get closer to your children. People like that.

We are guilty as charged when it comes to exposing scumbags. If you don’t like Turtleboy then it means you support scumbags. Pretty simple really.

As you can see though, GDP handled it like a champ. Obviously this person doesn’t really have a job that needed to be done. They just woke up and decided that they were going to fuck with two businesses (Turtleboy and GDP) because they had nothing better to do today, couldn’t find a legitimate way to shut us down, so he had to make up a lie instead. This person is human scum, and people like him need to be destroyed. Let’s give them a call and see what happens.

No answer. Shocking. They have since texted me back with this:

Nah bitch, you harassed. You don’t own a 5 bay garage, you never were going to give them your imaginary business in the first place, and you called them to harass them in the hopes that they would stop advertising with us. You failed miserably and got called out on it like the little bitch that you are.

Feel free to show Garage Doors Plus some love on their Facebook page, or even better – hire them and tell them Turtleboy sent you.

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • Cottonmouth
    November 3, 2019 at 3:16 am

    If I had a garage I’d definitely give them my business!! And if I had a business I’d absolutely advertise with The Turtle!!! Word of mouth is a very powerful tool……

  • Kiki Xi
    November 2, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    This guy doesn’t even live in a home with a garage. He is obviously another Brainwashed Unhinged Dishevelled Uneducated Jealous Ignorant Lying Jobless Libtard BULLY!

    I’m so tired of these types.

    Schools/ Colleges/ University’s/ Liberal Lying Lame Stream Media Trash News-> Social Media/ Radio (which are controlled like a Monoply & owned by Far Left Evil Greedy NWO Monsters which 96% of them get their daily lies from CIA, DemonRAT Party, Lefty Lying Leakers, & Fake Sources & the like)/ DemonRATS/ Rinos & the like has Brainwashed this Disgusting Cancel Culture Mob of Nutjobs for the last 50 plus years. Thank God I was redpilled only a few years ago… totally by accident… a HAPPY ACCIDENT that is. I used to be one of these Brainwashed Leftist Sheeple & I didn’t even know it. I know now & it has to be STOPPED! I’ve had enough of this garbage. But I don’t remember being such a Lunatic like these people are in today’s world & I was only redpilled a few years ago. Seems these Lefty Nuts are getting much much much worse.

  • Vinnie from Severe
    October 31, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Most likely this asshole works at a community health center is a queer who sucks dicks on weekends and lives in a section 8 apartment

    He’s never even seen an automatic garage door

  • He doesn’t own a 5 bay garage
    October 30, 2019 at 10:54 am

    I highly doubt Chris has a 5 bay garage. My guess he is a renter somewhere! He did this just to go after Turtleboy. Did you get his address so you can check it out on Google Earth?

  • Tom Brady's jock itch
    October 29, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    Hey I need a new fence in my back yard. Does turtleboy have any suggestions?

    • Canadian Bacon
      October 30, 2019 at 1:23 am

      Slow news day eh?!

    • Dick Scratcher
      October 30, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      I have a suggestion.

      Fuck right off.
      And when you get there, fuck off again. Keep fucking off until you get all the way back here. Then fuck off again.

      DS

  • DeeKay617
    October 29, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Im about to build a garage just to give Garage Doors Plus in Quincy MA business !!! Chris is a example to other business owners out there with a brain . Good for you Chris . Uncle Turtle , he seems like somebody that would be a great feature for a show …. keep up the GREAT work .

  • McElroy
    October 29, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Yeah, you definitely don’t have a 5 bay garage. Loser! My only regret when building my garage is not knowing about a company like Garage Doors Plus that has the balls to stand up for what’s right.

  • LOLz
    October 29, 2019 at 11:58 am

    “Destroyed” ?

    “Nazi” ?

    A little overkill in the headline. LOL

    • Kittyglitter
      October 29, 2019 at 12:08 pm

      Yes TB has gotten a bit dramatic lately. I think content stream has been running dry for awhile now. One out of every dozen posts are good now. Before it was non stop gold. Hope he brings style back the way his older stuff was and not junk posts like this.

      • Betty Ford
        October 29, 2019 at 12:20 pm

        Remember he’s largely a one-man outfit. Yeah some folks write, but they likely have dayjobs too. So he has to get the content lined up, plus look for business, plus do the podcasts, plus maybe get something else going to keep food on the table, etc etc etc. Don’t hold it against him, its brutal trying to get a biz off the ground from nothing.

        • Capn
          October 29, 2019 at 12:23 pm

          Dis ain’t it chief

  • Gee whiz
    October 29, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Why isn’t the MSM covering important stories like this?

  • Finn
    October 29, 2019 at 11:47 am

    Whiny idiots.

    The brain and spine are connected — try using them in tandem.

    I would hire anyone with the balls to advertise on Turtleboy. Shows character and backbone.

    This isn’t a “political” blog – it’s a blog exposing shitty behavior (politics is just one of the subject areas). Dummy.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Dumb
    October 29, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Its a dumb move on the part of any business owner to advertise on here or any opinion blog (left or right). Business and politics don’t mix.

    • Y
      October 29, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      This isn’t a political blog.

    • And numb
      October 29, 2019 at 1:00 pm

      Well, I am guessing that you don’t have a business, and haven’t advertised anything other than your free WIC stuff on FB.
      Turtleboy is actually a smart location to advertise, and a good clientele to reach.
      But I wish you all the good luck in the world.

    • Spiro Agnew
      October 29, 2019 at 7:33 pm

      “politics is just one of the subject areas”
      Bro, do you even English?

  • JimmyBooms
    October 29, 2019 at 11:38 am

    I love TB and free speech. I love the entertaining articles and I believe shaming may be the only cure for some of the people featured in the blogs. But writing a blog about a missed call seems pretty. A legitimate News source , which TBNews is, sc should not be blogging about a missed call. Idk you are better than this I think.

    • More Bich tits please
      October 29, 2019 at 11:48 am

      Agreed. Well said. TB is above this. You’re giving the idiot what he wants.

    • Totally Missed the Point
      October 29, 2019 at 1:49 pm

      Nah….you’re completely missing the point. It’s not just about a “missed call”. It’s all about the capitulation of society to spineless mobs and cancel culture. How they try and get people fired because they don’t like what’s being said. You know……a lot of what’s wrong in today’s world.

      • JimmyBooms
        October 29, 2019 at 2:08 pm

        Ok but calling the guy and hoping he answers so Uncle can call him names ?
        Listen I want TBS to be viewed as Main Stream Media by its peers as much as Uncle does. I just think that this particular blog doesnt bring that closer to being a reality.

  • AJ Alphonse
    October 29, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Maybe it would have been a bit more realistic if they had tried with a two bay set-up.

  • Ljs
    October 29, 2019 at 11:23 am

    I used to live next door to one of the people featured on a turtleboy blog, and I have to say that they were right on the money about this person. Lol. And he was one of the ones that people were saying “he seems like an alright kid, quit picking on him.” NOPE. He was the scumbag turtleboy wrote about all day, probably worse even.

    • omita
      October 29, 2019 at 11:37 am

      who was it?

    • Finn Hunter (aka Dick Grabber) Is Just Another Fake
      October 29, 2019 at 6:19 pm

      You lived next to Finn?

      • Finn
        October 29, 2019 at 7:05 pm

        Finn Fan,

        You *do* realize the Finn Hunter account is fake – right? I know you feel like Sherlock Holmes, but it’s a throw-away account. Next you’ll “inspect” my IP — amirite?

        My goodness, you’re dim-witted.

        Get Fucked,
        Finn

  • Jorge Onspmas
    October 29, 2019 at 11:20 am

    That was swing n miss if I have seen one. Nice try loser.

  • Y
    October 29, 2019 at 11:15 am

    5 bay garage…yeah, and I have a 12 inch hammer!

    • JJ
      October 29, 2019 at 5:27 pm

      Put your girls pink tool kit away!

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