Gardner Tickle Stick Sends Random Women Dick Pic And Asks Her If She Likes To Be Raped, Girlfriend Shows Up And Says This Happens A Lot


This is Jamie Sargent form Gardner.

And evidently he has a thing for messaging random Asian women on Facebook, who he doesn’t know, and sending them unsolicited images of his tickle stick.

This is what happens when you watch way too much porn. You start to think that the women you see who give into the dude after saying “no” 20 times, who then ask to be spit on and beg for your dick like no other man in the world has one, have souls. They don’t. They’re not real women. They’re doing that because they like to make money and they enjoy the fact that you’re wanking it to them. In their personal lives they don’t have sex like that. Again, he doesn’t even know this chick, yet he still felt comfortable sending her the rapiest DMs out of the blue. Oh, and he’s a father too. So this is the kind of role model he is.

Ladies, don’t engage with pigs like this. They get off on you even replying to them at all. They think it’s a form of flirting. If you ever get a dick pic like this it’s a crime, and you should immediately screenshot it, block them, and then send it to everyone you know, and everyone on his friends list.

Oh, and he had a girlfriend, who found out the hard way that the guy she’s banging is human garbage.

She claims that he’s done this before and that she has gone running back to him.

Yet she actively protected him once Clarence came in looking for information on him.

No, he hasn’t suffered shit yet. And you kind of did ask for this by running back to this foreskin farmer despite knowing what a douchebag he is. I felt sympathy for you at first because you look like you got run over by a truck full of dirty needles, but if you’re at all worried about him being embarrassed after he cheated on you and sent rapey text messages to a stranger, then you’re part of the problem. And you’re probably gonna be back with him next week too.

Meanwhile this broad…..

Yea, I don’t need to know Jamie to know the kind of person he is. He’s a piece of shit who almost definitely has done this to strange women before, and now he’s Turtleboy famous forever.



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32 Comment(s)
  • Anthony Weiner
    March 1, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Sending these types of pics is illegal only when minors are involved.

  • Larval Stage Serial Rapist, check his DNA
    March 1, 2019 at 5:38 am

    The Girlfriend is likely him under a false profile. What ex girlfriend would publicly run to the defense of an ex bf she hates?

    Guy sounds like a serial rapist who hasn’t begun his career of assault, kidnapping, rape and murder yet? Or is he still in the larval stage? Lock him up on something and run his DNA, it’s only a matter of time with him.

    PS is he related to the fat karate douche who murdered Myrtle the Turtle?

  • Mr.? Gabe Murchison
    February 28, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Solid self esteem on Shiane dating a low life like that. Are pickings that slim in Gardner?

  • Charlie Baker Jr
    February 28, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Are there really broads out there that enjoy getting these pictures?
    I don’t get it

  • Dick Pics
    February 28, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    When my wife gets dick pics, she screenshots and forwards the message to every single person on his facebook page that shares his last name.

    • mike
      February 28, 2019 at 5:32 pm

      Why does your wife get dick pics?

      • Maybe dissiswhy
        March 1, 2019 at 5:48 am

        Maybe it’s cuz her screen name is Showmee Whatchurpakkin.

    • WeRFuked
      March 1, 2019 at 6:53 am

      If your wife is getting dick pics… I hate to tell you this… she’s playing behind your back. She’s accepting friend requests from strange men – probably because she enjoys the attention, or she’s looking for something on the side. Either way… you lose.

  • Big Wick
    February 28, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    I thought it was illegal to send unsolicited dick pic’s. She needs to send all that info, including pic, to the cops. I’m sure they’d be interested in paying him a visit.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 1, 2019 at 11:26 am

      Who the fuck down votes this?

  • Bruce Lees cock
    February 28, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    I rike to show Ren my egg roll

  • Y
    February 28, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Can someone tag the profile link to Ren Lee?
    Asking for…myself. Thanks.

  • Captain Trips
    Roger Healy
    February 28, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    This Shiane chick looks like a possessed Barbara Eden

  • We're talking Gardner here
    February 28, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    You got great tits for an Asian.
    Great pick up line.
    Smooth operator here.

  • Forrest Plump
    Spiny Norman the Hedgehog
    February 28, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Gardner? Where Hope goes to die. Sending pics of your junk is what they do up here, along with eating dinner at a Cumby’s and the daily bus ride to the methadone clinic. I like to send pics of my giant anteater at full mast to anyone who ventures into my orbit

  • Fitzy
    February 28, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    This guy needs to get catfished into a meeting with that chick from The Hotel Vernon.

  • local Film
    February 28, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Hello, Ren Lee if you are reading this I would like to apologize for all of the assholes out there like Jamie Sargent who pull this sort of shit. Not only is it wrong and insulting but it reflects poorly on the rest of us men who know how to respect and appreciate women and all of their wonderful attributes. This may actually turn into a positive and prosperous event for your future because this just may be your lucky day. I’m a local film producer and director currently looking and holding auditions for the next star for my latest project ‘Nasty Anal Asians 3’. I’ve been writing the script for the last 3 days and I’m ready to start filming, your line in the movie will be “Oooooh Ooooooh fuck my ass hard Ooooo Oooooh!!”. Let me know if you’re interested. Cia Baby!!

  • Demand more Prozac
    February 28, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    It’s sad to see these young people in shit towns with piercings and tattoos give up on life before it’s even begun. Imagine for a moment reaching your 40s or 50s and looking back on your glory days and this is what you see.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    February 28, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    This got me so wet, I need to run to the ladies and finger blast myself. Bruce hasn’t stuffed me in the longest time.

  • Rockets Redglare
    February 28, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Robert Krakt like to show his dick to asian chicks too!! ROFLMAO

  • Uncle Dick
    February 28, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    So what are you trying to say? You don’t like dick pics.

  • Frank
    February 28, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Just imagine the thoughts in his fucked up head before he hits the send button on computer. He will be a registered sex offender in 5 years tops

  • Barney Frank
    February 28, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Do we have a license plate, address, email address or preferably cell phone number?
    (or possibly BDSM or prostitution history)?

    Curious party, that’s all.

  • Mom’s Basement
    February 28, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    This actually works. It’s just a numbers game.

    • WeRFuked
      February 28, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Until he gets the wrong number.

    • Centigrade
      March 1, 2019 at 11:30 am

      PSA for guys who think that: I’m a girl and I am telling you for certain that it doesn’t. Like it really truly doesn’t. Comparing guys who send unsolicited dick pics because it’s a numbers game to guys who don’t do anything like that is like comparing guys who are starting forwards in the NBA to the guys who fix cars at the muffler place next to the stadium. It’s not the same league, it’s not even the same sport, or even what you would call a game. The numbers are WAY more in your favor for not doing it. Believe me.

      • Mom's Basement
        March 1, 2019 at 5:15 pm

        I’m not trying to say I stack up to the NBA guys cause that would be a white lie. An Irish one at that. But you have to shoot if you’re ever gonna score.

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    February 28, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    He will be dead in a year. As soon as he pissed off some homeboy by texting his piece

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Volt
    February 28, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Where is Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

  • Randall Guy
    February 28, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    I want to see his dick pic.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      February 28, 2019 at 2:22 pm

      Me too!

      • Randall Guy's Mom
        February 28, 2019 at 11:16 pm

        I’ve got the whole set! Check out my FaceBook page.

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