Gentrified Jenny Gets Eaten By Her Own Woke Patrol, Another Shitbag Kills A Cop In Weymouth

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Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast was back today, and there was a lot to discuss with the murder in Weymouth and the antics of Gentrified Jenny in Cambridge, as well as a bunch of questions in the mailbag. If you ever want to submit questions for Uncle Turtleboy to answer then email them to turtleboysports@gmail.com or post them on Clarence Wood Emerson’s Facebook page around 8:30 PM when we prompt turtle riders for their questions. For some reason the podcast is not embedding, so here’s the link to the podcast for your listening pleasure.




1 Comment(s)
  • Fat Pete
    July 17, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    PSA for the Turtle…learn to say “posthumously” correctly.

    One of your best ones in a long time, though. Nice.

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