Gerber Server Gestapo Atttacks Halifax Restaurant After Twatwaffle Lactation Consultant Mom Breast Feeds 2.5 Year Old And Is Asked To Cover Up

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Saw this post in the Hockomock Swamp Supper Club and Desserts Emporium (yea, that’s a group) bad mouthing Grill 58 in Halifax…..

Oh for fuck’s sake. One of these. As a mother, I can totally relate to breastfeeding your kid when you’re out to dinner. I’ve done it before, because when you eat, your baby needs to eat too. That’s just science.

However, it’s really not hard to cover up. You can sit right at the table and your kid can get his or her nutrients while you carry on in conversation and eat your food. No one can actually see what’s going on, but it’s plainly obvious that you’re ringing the dinner bell for your vulva grenade. Anyone who just feels like whipping out the gerber servers and subjecting a bunch of strangers to a lactating shoulder boulder is an attention seeking twatwaffle trying to prove a point.

But whenever some breastfeeding Nazi makes a declaration like this the Gestation Gestapo shows up to destroy the business in her honor…..

Seriously? The hostess asked you nicely to cover up your leaky fupa faucets. They didn’t tell you you couldn’t breastfeed in the restaurant or at your table. They just nicely asked you not to treat everyone to an episode of Lactation Live.

Someone suggested that all she had to do was just throw a piece of cloth over her big gulps while feeding her baby. But apparently that was too much to ask for as well….

Here’s the thing this nurse (who happens to be a lactation consultant) didn’t mention – her kid turned two in December:

So he’s actually closer to three now.

Yea, that kind of matters.

God I can’t stand these clams. If you keep going straight on the “I breastfeed till he’s 5” highway, you eventually make pit stops at the anti-vaxxer convention and the “I let my kid decided what gender he is” rest stop.

Last time we wrote about this we got a world of shit, but I’m just gonna say it again because it needs to be said – if you’re breastfeeding your kid who’s gonna be turning three years old soon, you’re a weirdo and the rest of us reserve the right to judge you. The world should not have to accommodate your weirdness. I know, I know – you read some stuff that told you that breastfeeding until they turn 18 is actually better for them because big pharma is poisoning your kid’s Lunchables. But your baby is no longer a baby, and we have a right to judge the shit out of you if you try pulling a stunt like that while the rest of us are out to dinner.

Oh, and why isn’t he eating whole foods when he goes out to eat? You’re at a restaurant. If you must insist on breastfeeding this long then do it at home. When you’re out to eat like this order him some chicken nuggets off the kid’s menu. There’s no way in hell if given the choice between your gerber gravy and a hot dog with french fries, he chooses the gerber gravy. Just because your named after a potato chip doesn’t mean you taste like one.

And how do you even breastfeed a kid that big at a dinner table? She painted a picture of herself feeding a baby in her arms who can’t walk or talk. Babies are small and it’s pretty easy to do that. Plus, you have to hold them anyway.

But this kid is two and a half. I’ve brought two and a half year olds to restaurants. It’s why I stopped going to restaurants. Because they can’t sit down for a 90 minute meal. The kid’s so big that he probably had to be sprawled across the table to get to the goods.

Of course she knew all of this going into it. She knows how ridiculous it looks. But she’s doing it anyway because she’s a lactation consultant who desperately wants to prove a point.

The one guy who actually noticed the child’s age and pointed it out was of course accused of mansplaining….

Hey Jessica, woman here. And I still think this chick is a self-absorbed twit who needs to keep the fun bags out of her kid’s mouth. Especially when out in public. Just sayin.

40 Comment(s)
  • Booby licker
    July 25, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    Free the Halifax Two!

  • y
    July 25, 2018 at 11:10 am

  • I See Dumb People
    Thank you for speaking truth against these morons
    July 25, 2018 at 10:37 am

    As a mom who brsestfed 3 babies I completely agree with Turtleboy on this one .. First off if I had to feed my baby in public I used whats called common sense and courtesy and put a light blanket over my shoulder to cover my tit and baby …That being said I am a andong believer in NOT breastfeeding a toddler if your child can speak and or walk over and pull up your shirt to suck your tit he or she is to damn old to be sucking off mamas titty !!! That poor child is going to be stuck to his ignorant mothers tit until hes 18 and then they will all wonder why lil man grows up to be a fuckin weirdo … Shame on that bitch for trying to ruin a good business because she has mental issues and insists on tit feeding a child that should be on solid foods by now like C’mon he is almost in kindergarten is mom going to have to go to school with him or will she just go in during snack time nap time and lunch ??? This new generation is so fucked up I believe they are far beyond saving and need to just be sent to form thier own colony that will die out fairly quickly since non of them have a specifuc gender they wont be able to reproduce anymore … One can hope

  • The angry taint
    The other tit
    July 24, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    Well the 8 year old was on me with his fucked up choppers. I’ll the take the tyke anytime.

  • Woostah
    July 24, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    Wow what a bunch of uptight crybabies on here today! Stick to exposing social justice morons and scumbags

  • Clitty Litter
    July 24, 2018 at 8:31 pm

    If you told the ladies at my workplace that they had to pump/feed in the cafeteria in front of everybody……..there’d be a mutiny.
    ….at dessert, “ anybody want cream in their coffee?”

  • Little old em
    July 24, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    Breast feeding a baby is a natural part of life, but when the child can stand up and breast feed at the same time , for me, there is a issue with that. Also it’s the first few months that are most important for breast feeding. When your child is old enough to start forming life time memories, one shouldn’t be them latched on to mommy. This is my opinion, I don’t know maybe I’m wrong but Breast feeding is for babies. Not toddlers and this woman seems like she just wants some attention. And by doing just this she is making sure she gets it.

  • Would you like chocolate saue on your ice cream?
    July 24, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    “It’s natural”… are the Hershey squirts I just got and I will be sure to crouch next to your table next time your out when I have to be “natural”


  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    July 24, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Hey sweetie !
    Wanna whip your tits out in public, to prove your honor as a mom?
    I’m gonna whip out my cellphone camera and take pictures, to prove my honor as a photographer!
    Wanna tell me I can’t do it?
    Go fuck yourself, sweetie !

  • vicxh
    July 24, 2018 at 5:56 pm

    From the looks of it, it doesn’t look like there is more than an ounce of milk in each of these (fun-size) bags …

  • Exposed
    July 24, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Yes it is a right, I also have a right to eat dinner without your exposed boob in my face. Simple cover up. Just looking for a

  • Exposed
    July 24, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    Yes it is a right, I also have a right to eat dinner without your exposed boob in my face. Simple cover u

  • y
    July 24, 2018 at 2:45 pm

    UTTER disgust

  • Real_Finn
    July 24, 2018 at 2:36 pm

    “It’s completely natural”…

    Taking a shit or having to pee is also completely natural. There are private places to do these things (you wouldn’t just walk outside and squat, right?). Why is it such a stretch to extend that notion of privacy to breast feeding? Must you call attention to yourself just because you can? Common courtesy is nonexistent with the “me, me, me” crowd.

    • y
      July 24, 2018 at 2:47 pm


  • Roger
    July 24, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    If your tits are out at a restaurant, then I’m taking pics.  Don’t like be doing it, put them away, it’s legal to take pics in public….unless I’m wrong? 

    • Uncle Pervy
      July 24, 2018 at 2:35 pm

      100% legal. Anything in public you can see with the naked (heh heh) eye, you can photograph.

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 24, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    I’m waiting for the vid of some guy choking his chicken under his shorts while watching some attention seeker breast feeding in a restaurant. If nobody can see his yogurt slinger, what’s the problem? LOL

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 24, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Reading the comments, this is the funniest fucking thing I’ve read on TB.
    You see exposing your bloated boob for little Timmy to suck on is also an invitation to the rest of us. Come on over boys, plenty for everyone! You could make some $$ too….

  • McBoobies
    July 24, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    See the size of the rock on that finger…
    Or lack of, maybe she’s trying to save some cash to buy herself a nice rock. You know, to make up for the gumball machine on she got from the babies daddy?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 24, 2018 at 2:36 pm

      Looks like daddy can get his dick wet but he can’t spring for the ring

      Daddy will be around until your hole gets old

  • Sharon Peters
    July 24, 2018 at 1:36 pm

    “The kid’s so big that he probably had to be sprawled across the table to get to the goods” Hahahaha dying at that line. Woman here that nursed both my kids like a pro wherever and whenever, clutched them like footballs and carried on. But ya, I covered up cause I didn’t feel comfortable with my boobs out there for everyone to see and guess what, no one once ever said a peep to me about what was going on. Yes, you have every right to feed your child, so when someone asks you to cover up they’re saying just that, not stop feeding your kid but cover up your teet cause little 13 year old Timmy over there isn’t concerned with your kids nutritional intake…..

  • Hairy Vag
    July 24, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Imagine what a cuck the husband has to be allow his 3 year old son to suck on his momma’s tit in a restaurant. You know that sorry bastard isn’t getting his dick wet anymore.

  • CozyMalignantTumor
    July 24, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Women who breast feed in public do it in such a way that attracts attention, because that’s all they’re looking for. They make a show of it. And they wonder why they’re considered second class citizens-they’re just children growing older.

  • Mike
    July 24, 2018 at 1:01 pm

    Just because you have the right to do something, doesn’t mean you should exercise that right. There is nothing illegal about farting or picking my nose at a restaurant, but pretty much everybody knows that’s not appropriate.  Some people need to remember that they are not the center of the Universe.

    Also, people attacking the hostess. The hostess is like the most entry level job at a restaurant. No way she took it upon herself to say something to the customer.  I’ll bet the server asked her to say something so the server didn’t risk a shitty tip.

  • SMH
    July 24, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Why is it always women fighting over this? Any men complaining? No. When a friend moved here from Europe, it was always women telling her to wear a bra or that her nipples were visible. She didn’t care, so why should you all?

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    July 24, 2018 at 12:51 pm

    Breast feeding at three ………… he’ll be sucking dicks shortly. Prolly something his Momma should be doin more of……

    • eugene
      July 24, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      Outstanding,I laughed out loud on that one.

    • Rockets Redglare
      July 24, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      Fucking funny!

  • Publius
    July 24, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    Breast feeding Nazis are the worst. They also make the worst co-workers if the bother working and terrible neighbors, just awful people.

  • Dr. Spaceman
    July 24, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    When he gets a breast-milk mustache on his mustache it’s time to ween

  • Lysa Arryn
    July 24, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    I fail to see the issue here. I breast-fed my son Sweetrobin until he was 13 years old, and he turned out perfectly normal. You must all be Lannisters.

  • The Kid
    July 24, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    Quit being a cockblocker turtleboy 

  • y
    July 24, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    She must have Cambodian breast milk, nothing but the finest

  • Clitty Litter
    July 24, 2018 at 12:16 pm

    Funny thing. It wasn’t even her kid.

    ( *nah, just fake news)

  • Ron Nasty
    July 24, 2018 at 12:14 pm

    OK, if she gets to breast feed a 3 year old, then I get to suck my 36 year old girlfriend’s tits at Ground Round. The same rules go for all oversized tit fans.

  • Education
    July 24, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    Its natural to shit too but you do it in the restroom. Its natural to fuck too but you do it in the bedroom. Its natural to blow your nose but you use tissue. There are places and times to do what is natural

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    July 24, 2018 at 12:07 pm

    3 year olds should be eating chicken nuggets and fries like normal fucking kids.

  • Dr. Cock
    July 24, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    Sure, you can breast feed while I eat my clam chowder…

    as long as you move the little shit out of the way so I can skeet all over your tits.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 24, 2018 at 2:34 pm

      Awesome Dr. Cock

      ‘I be throwing ropes on them boobs till they gleam like a frosted wedding cake!’

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