Turtleboy Investigates

GoFundMe Returned $14,500 In Donations And Shut Down Our Fundraiser With Zero Explanation 


Editor’s Note: I will be addressing this an an emergency live show broadcast tonight at 9 PM on the YouTube channel explaining how I’m going to address what happened today. Click here to subscribe to our channel. In the meantime my attorney Marc Randazza has set up a trust in my name that all money will be protected for. Click here to donate.

Five days ago I started a GoFundMe for legal fees to help prevent a Rhode Island judge from granting a restraining order against my family that would force me to take down a blog exposing a dangerous predator who was accused by his two daughters of abusing them. Hundreds of people donated what they could in defense of free speech, but more importantly to stand up to a corrupt system that would silence the voices of abused children in order to protect their abuser. The GFM raised over $14K in just 5 days.

I was worried that it would be reported by trolls like Hamdia Ahmed, who wish to protect child abusers, and had urged mass reporting of the fundraiser. So I attempted to withdraw the money within hours, and had it on daily withdrawal. However, on Thursday I was alerted that the account was under review and that I had to respond to an email from GoFundMe’s Trust and Safety Team in order to get in compliance. I never received an email so I contacted their support team via email and got this email back from someone named Mohit.

Mohit’s link told me to answer 4 questions in the story portion of the GFM, which I did in complete sentences:

However, I did not hear from them within 24 hours as they promised. I emailed them again, then today I got this email from Nick in Trust and Safety, telling me that I had “done an excellent job,” and asking me to explain where any extra money would go towards, which I did.

Around 6:30 the GoFundMe was shut down, all donations were refunded, and I got an email from Nick that was addressed to “GoFundMe customer,” instead of Aidan, indicating that it was automated. The email stated that “the content of your fundraiser falls under our prohibited conduct section.” No explanation was given, and $0 ended up in my bank account.

I will be addressing this an an emergency live show broadcast tonight at 9 PM on the YouTube channel explaining how I’m going to address this. Click here to subscribe to our channel. Make no mistake – this is war with Silicon Valley, corrupt judges, and child abusers. And it’s a war I intend on winning. In the meantime my attorney Marc Randazza has set up a trust in my name that all money will be protected for. Click here to donate.


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97 Comment(s)
  • asdg
    April 19, 2021 at 7:38 pm







    remove the asterixes in that url
    aidaan keaarney is the author of this stuff, He’s the guy who runs this site

  • Sjekek
    April 13, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    Use cash app . All you tubers now are using cash app . Zero money taken out and no one can shut it down . This is disgusting and absurd

  • Observer X
    What was the result of the emergency live show
    April 13, 2021 at 11:27 am

    And alternative donation source?

  • ajfederer
    April 13, 2021 at 10:15 am

    I was able to give back my donation via the new site. TB have you thought avout accepting donations through Venmo? If you wait two day to transfer the funds its free but only charges you 2% if you want the funds immediately.

  • randiguy2006
    I'm sorry to hear that....
    April 13, 2021 at 10:05 am

    ….your white privilege has been cancelled.

    Get used to it. Its a new world.

    • Sec
      April 13, 2021 at 1:52 pm

      Lol implying that using GoFundMe if ur white is white privilege. Go eat more dicks

    • jonaspell
      April 13, 2021 at 8:06 pm

      I’m sorry to hear that your nuts got hacked off.

  • randiguy2006
    April 13, 2021 at 9:52 am

    This whole things just gets sadder by the day.

    Please keep Aiden away from the sharp knives.

  • Orion
    April 13, 2021 at 9:41 am

    This is the beginning of a terrifying brave new world. Shows you who really has all the power and privilege. Squealing brown demagogues.

    • randiguy2006
      April 13, 2021 at 10:03 am

      About time. Old white men everywhere are crying.

      • Old White Man
        April 13, 2021 at 12:48 pm

        Yes, we are. Crying for the death of a once great nation. We are the old white men that build the roads you drive your Prius on, we are the old white men that built the houses you hide in with your masks over your tiny cocks, we are the old white men that bring your kale chips to Whole Foods via trucks, we are the old white men that fought to protect democracy all over the world.

        We are crying for the future. The future of school teachers that won’t teach, the future of burning, looting and rioting every time someone with dark skin gets a speeding ticket. The future in which no one works so we start running out of food, energy and housing. The future in which fully grown men can molest children because they are “minor attracted” and not sexual predators. The future in which we lose our global dominance and become another irrelevant shithole.

        So yes, we are old white men and we are crying.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          April 15, 2021 at 5:28 am

          (((Standing slow clap)))

  • Use crypto
    April 13, 2021 at 8:19 am

    Instead of using these silly platforms go Crypto.

    Use Bitcoin…can’t touch you there…completely unregulated

    • you idiots might as well pay some nigerian scammer
      April 13, 2021 at 8:25 am

      yeah… Imaginary internet money with no value is the perfect way to raise cash!

      • You know nothing...
        April 13, 2021 at 9:00 am

        …Jon Snow

      • bitcoin morons
        April 13, 2021 at 11:54 am

        my co worker wouldnt shut the fuck up how “he made 25K in bitcoin!!” from investing $1000.

        So we asked how you cash it out into $25,000, and he pulls out a USB stick and says “you can use this to spend it, its stored on here!!” and starts listing all these never heard of websites that use bitcoin, and you can (maybe) buy Teslas too lol. and then we are like “say you need $20,000 today, how can you get it?” and he’s like, “you just dont understand block chains!! Its stored on this device I can exchange it whenever I want!!”

        yeah I get it… you gave $1000 to someone and got ripped off lol.

    • randiguy2006
      April 13, 2021 at 9:56 am

      Yeah cuz TB fans seem like a real crypto-literate crowd.

      • I make bank off Crypto. you dolts are just retarded.
        April 13, 2021 at 11:39 pm

        lmao was just about to say something similar.

        You’re dealing with people with usernames like “sp*c tormentor” “boon counter” “spear chucka” and “do the reich thing” …. that’s not exactly the crowd that would understand crypto, let alone basic math lol. one commenter on here even is a shelf stocker at target and another one said he failed the subway sandwich exam lmfao that should say everything you need to know about the target demo here.

    • Emmanuel Chukwudi Nwude
      April 13, 2021 at 11:02 am

      hellos. i am prince emmanuel of nigeria. please sends me $5000 doantion and I will donate $500,000 to you go funds me account. please responds immediatley

      good day my friend

      prince emmanuel akim of kingdom of nigeria

  • bigdaddy
    April 13, 2021 at 7:42 am

    Your mistake was identifying the scumbag as transgender If you had said it was a white male wearing a MAGA hat then you would be considered a hero

    • Facks
      April 13, 2021 at 8:39 am

      I was literally thinking the same thing when I read that, He put the nail in the coffin with that one a single line about transgender. you think he would have known better to leave that out.

      Since anyone can now identifiy as whatever you feel like, you should have said it was someone that identified as a Trump supporter and supported the “deadly attacks of January the 6th” … GoFundMe probably would have even gave you some extra cash to help fight injustice

  • Jules Divorce Attorney
    April 13, 2021 at 6:28 am

    You will need to start another go fund me when my client divorces you. I heard her in your live the other night yell at you. Your marriage is coming to an end. See you in court you weasel.

    • Jules Divorce Attorney's Therapist
      April 13, 2021 at 7:33 am

      LOL Aidan is in your brain. What a life you must lead wishing misery on others.

  • WeRFucked
    April 13, 2021 at 5:42 am

    Upped my donation to $200 Aidan. Fuck Them. Good Luck.

  • ........
    April 13, 2021 at 4:39 am


  • This is so fucking funny
    April 13, 2021 at 1:16 am

    Cry more bitch

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Wellington Circle Underwear Freak
    April 13, 2021 at 12:24 am

    Oh no! Sorry TurtleBro

    But it sounds like you still got most of it since you say it was on daily withdrawal, no?

  • Still doing black face
    April 12, 2021 at 11:44 pm

    I didn’t donate either but I’m going to now. I have a feeling a lot more people feel the same way. Watch, this is a blessing in disguise. He’s going to raise way more than 14k because of this bullshit. Fuck them!! Freedom of speech as long as you agree with them. They meme me fucking sick. Better open your wallets if you want to keep free speech a thing. If you don’t want to start getting censored more than we already are kick it up to help this guy fight this shit.

    • Shut up Aidan
      April 13, 2021 at 10:29 am

      Take your meds and shut up.

  • ..
    April 12, 2021 at 11:27 pm

    I didn’t donate before but I’m gonna donate now. The more they shut u down, the more I wanna give u money to fight this bs. I think that’s what these people forget. If it came down to it, people would hand u money personally. Maybe not a lot of people. But enough to help

  • Jefferson resident
    April 12, 2021 at 11:21 pm

    How many school committee signatures did you get? Exactly none. Let me guess, Dunkin Donuts kicked you out?

  • BBJ - Hope you at least have gas money
    April 12, 2021 at 11:10 pm

    Well, you probably will not have a good week overall, after all, you should be getting a new harassment hearing in Springfield.
    Don’t worry, this time, it was one of the young ladies you harrassed that filed it, so no issues with what the judge said last time.
    Karma is a bitch.

  • Rian!
    April 12, 2021 at 11:03 pm

    Haha! You suck!
    Still time to enter your own ratchet race you scum!

  • Giannetti
    April 12, 2021 at 10:54 pm


    What a loosah!

    I am still finding you and smacking the hell out of you!

  • Tormentor 2021
    April 12, 2021 at 10:53 pm

    Can you host a burrito party fundraiser for the Turtleriders defense team?

    • That's a good idea!
      April 12, 2021 at 11:04 pm

      You can do your ventriloquist act for us!

  • William Wallace circa.1312
    April 12, 2021 at 10:41 pm

    We will never have a country of our own. That was all just wishful thinking

    April 12, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    Because you are a fraud, that is why.
    Because you are also an idiot and a bigot too.

    • Liberal education worked for you, NOT
      April 12, 2021 at 10:42 pm

      Who’s the idiot?

      It’s BREAKING news not BRAKING you fucking Moron

      Shit. Our tax money was wasted “educating” your dumb ass in public schools.

      Fuck off you retarded shit head.

      • Give back you GED money
        April 12, 2021 at 10:52 pm

        It is Braking news, because they stopped all donation you retard.
        Don’t matter. In two weeks time, TB will have to close shop and shut this site, so all comments will do down the toilet.

        • Answer honestly
          April 12, 2021 at 11:17 pm

          Do your parents know you are fucking stupid?

          Or do they deny your an idiot and just tell you and everyone else that you are special?

        • WeRFucked
          April 13, 2021 at 9:46 am

          I’ll quote you on that.

          Oh, go back a few years and read all your previous predictions on this blog shutting down.

  • Can people use money transfer?
    April 12, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    Money transfer?
    Or send checks to a P.O. Box?

  • Censorship
    April 12, 2021 at 10:19 pm

    Dear Uncle Turtleboy,

    Try this… get a dna test. If you have any black, Hispanic or some other “marginalized group” in your dna – even 1 percent. Re post a fundraiser and say you are raising money to defend a minority.

    Might work.

    And Remember. The fast food restaurant that got burned by the angry black mob. That wasn’t a riot. Those friendly peeps thought lighting up the joint full of raw burgers was a cook out aka a bar B Q ,

    Play the game. Words matter. Emotions matter.

    Facts and rule of law do not matter. Neither do white people according to these crazy bastards.

  • Rabid Fan
    April 12, 2021 at 10:05 pm

    A private club would be perfect.
    Some run down, seedy old bar.
    A stage for lives.. A live audience..
    Cheap drinks….

  • Cousin Eddie
    April 12, 2021 at 9:57 pm


  • Judge dread
    April 12, 2021 at 9:50 pm

    This is typical of Hitlerian storm troopers and I think we have enough of that for one lifetime. Peace and love and freedom of speech have been forsaken, and forgotten.

  • Observer X
    Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!
    April 12, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    Quick, to the Idiot-mobile!

  • Coloredblacknegroafricanamericanmoorishpersonofcolor
    April 12, 2021 at 9:34 pm

    WTF wrong wit you son. Daunte ain’t even cold and his GoFundMe already got $165 large in it. We knows how to work fast when deres cash to be made. Sorry we got da Sox game cancelled

  • Piss on their faces
    April 12, 2021 at 9:27 pm

    Just start your own fundraiser. Set up a P. O Box. I’m sure you can get one of the riders to build you some set out of website with a merchant account. Fuck go fund me. Figure it out without them.

  • Chris
    April 12, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    How many of us told you to take the money and run at 11k? C’mon man. Don’t be this stupid.

    • WeRFucked
      April 13, 2021 at 5:47 am

      Who’s the stupid one Chris? Read the fucking story.

      • Chris
        April 13, 2021 at 10:55 am

        Clearly I didn’t read the article. lmfao. I had been drinkin all day. Needed to feel intellectually superior. He def shouldn’t release IP addresses but then also I kinda wanna know.

  • Tranny Ramirez
    April 12, 2021 at 9:13 pm

    $1.9 Trillion of our tax dollars for urban wi-fi is cool (dude, it’s infrastructure and stuff), but voluntary donations to a blog is now shut down. George Orwell is spinning in his grave……we gotta take this country back from Dementia and the concubine.

  • Do The Reich Thing
    April 12, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    Repost a GoFund me that you’re discovering that you’re looking to become a woman and will donate all leftover money from your surgery to the DNC and the BLM fund so they can buy more mansions in all white neighborhoods.

    • ..
      April 12, 2021 at 11:36 pm

      I second this idea. I would donate to your transition

  • WhitePrivilege.
    April 12, 2021 at 9:10 pm

    Trip to the Super Bowl , Disney , home in the tawny bedroom community Of Holden next to dock hurts residence . Sure legal defense fund , yes we believe you . I’m certain you must have a landscape company to pay . What do your neighbors think ? Strange stuff .

  • Josepi Bidinoffski
    April 12, 2021 at 9:07 pm

    You could always earn it the good old fashioned way with some hard work.
    All you would need is a chimpanzee with a tin cup that knows how to dance, you cranking on an organ grinder, and a busy street corner.
    Think of the possibilities!

  • Spear Chucka
    April 12, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Will Smores be made tonight in Minneapolis off the flames of burning
    Police cars?

    • Midnight Madness Sale
      April 12, 2021 at 10:25 pm

      Don’t forget the MIDNIGHT MADNESS SALE! Everything must go! 5 finger discounts.

      Take all that you can carry. First few people in line don’t forget – bring your bricks to open the windows. Leave your credit cards at home.

      FREE SHIT!

      • Jerry Jones
        April 12, 2021 at 10:47 pm

        Gorilla Tape?

        • Tape or glue
          April 12, 2021 at 10:51 pm

          Tape or glue?

          Gorilla glue is like a fly trap for these idiots.

          Gorilla tape is the footage from the police body cams when they control the riots of these monkeys.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        April 15, 2021 at 5:36 am

        The suggestion that those individuals you described might actually possess credit cards (and thus, credit itself) made me chuckle.

  • Hu Fartted
    Hu Fartted
    April 12, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    I guess you should have just invented some homeless Somalian victims like the fraud you reported on has done repeatedly. If you can beat ’em……..

  • Jane Goodall
    April 12, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    Monitoring several situations.Category 5 Silverback alert until further notice.Be careful out there!

  • Boris Pistoff
    April 12, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    May the medicine man from Hindustan
    place a curse upon the soul
    of those who use the last tissues
    and don’t replace the role.

  • The Shipwreck Lounge
    April 12, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    Regarding Ashley St. Angelo…Does this monster get angry when it sits down to pee and the testicles touch the cold water?

    • Caitlin Jenner
      April 12, 2021 at 10:30 pm

      The doctor told me I gots to sit down when I use the “ladies” room… the doc says I should NOT be lifting nothing heavy and you all know it takes BALLS to dress like a woman in public when you were born with a penis.

  • Charla Nash
    April 12, 2021 at 8:35 pm

    Hamdia Ahmed makes me very uneasy.

    • St James Davis
      April 12, 2021 at 9:29 pm

      I don’t trust her.

  • Nancy Pelosi is a Filthy Cunt
    April 12, 2021 at 8:29 pm

    Double your original donation.

    • WeRFucked
      April 13, 2021 at 5:49 am

      I did.

  • Sal O’Mal
    April 12, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    Hey TB could have told you this would happen. I tried to donate to a person in a similar situation via PayPal. PP took the administrative fee, but not the donation itself. I also tried to donate to another person, on a different platform, and the platform either doxxed its donors or it was hacked. I started getting threatening e-mails, and then I was contacted by a “journalist” asking about my support for “extremist groups”.

    We don’t live in America anymore. I don’t know what country it is, but it’s not the USA.

  • Minnesota BBQ
    April 12, 2021 at 8:20 pm

    Re-Donate more…..

  • Ron Jeremy
    April 12, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    Goddam Muslim Hamdia Raghead camel jocky!! She gets off seeing planes crash into skyscrapers and loves Americans getting killed. Hey Hamdia: I SHIT ON ALLAH!! Allah is shit!! Your Prophet Mohammad gets ass fucked by dirty hogs!!

    • Toilet paper shortage is not a problem
      April 12, 2021 at 10:34 pm

      Next time there is a toilet paper shortage don’t worry… there are plenty of copies of the Quran that can be used to wipe the shit from your ass.

  • Kenny Klitz
    April 12, 2021 at 8:09 pm

    Good. Too many GoFundMe scams these days.

  • President Donald J Trump
    April 12, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Here’s your “New Normal.”

  • joe@joebrownphotos.com
    April 12, 2021 at 7:53 pm

    I think I speak for the many that you have slandered when I say this (nelson from simpsons voice)…. HAAWWW HAAAWWWW!!!

    • ajfederer
      April 12, 2021 at 8:00 pm

      More like highlighting people like yourseves for being the festering pimples on the ass of society you are.

    • Snappysnapshots
      April 12, 2021 at 9:24 pm

      You’re a bundle of sticks.

    • Joe Brown’s Always Been a Fucking Pervert
      April 13, 2021 at 7:17 am

      You’ll be next creepy Joe Brown. This pervert takes pictures of kids when their parents aren’t around. Joe Brown is a fucking sicko

      • Woburn Pedo
        April 13, 2021 at 8:43 am

        He used to shoot my kids sports games, and my daughters swim meets at the boys club they actually told him to not come to the boys club anymore at the swim meets because it was making the girls uncomfortable. We always noticed he was hanging around the younger girls a lot more than the boys too, and was especially eager to shoot the kids gymnastics meets. Hmm.

        Bet he has a secret stash of photos that could put him away for 20 years

        • Woburn underwear sniffer
          April 13, 2021 at 9:28 am

          He took a lot of pictures of kids but they never seemed to get published. Hmmmm wonder what he does with them. He’s been asked not to photograph a number of children by parents because of his creepy behavior. He’s a photo journalist who’s against the first amendment? Another scumbag who’s motto is do as I say not as i do.

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 12, 2021 at 7:47 pm

    I saw the $3,500 I donated appear back in my bank account tonight and was wondering what the fuck happened. Tough break Unc. Let me know any way I can wire it and I will get it back to you tonight.

    • Uncle Turtleboy
      April 12, 2021 at 7:57 pm

      Thanks brother. That was a very generous donation and I appreciated every cent. You have been here from the start and have always have my back no matter what. It doesn’t go unnoticed.

      We’ll figure out a way to get these donations back, I’ll keep you updated Bro.

      • Classic schizoid
        April 12, 2021 at 9:55 pm

        Oh classic, you waited all of 10 minutes to talk to yourself, and I bet you could hear the clock tick every second of the way.

        The 1978 movie Magic, with Anthony Hopkins, is your life story. So seek it out, if you haven’t seen it. It’s not very flattering, I’m just trying to help before it’s too late.

        • Spic Tormentor
          April 12, 2021 at 10:05 pm

          First you are following me from article to article for like a year now, commenting on every one of my posts… then you are claiming I am like 10 different people from Woburn… and now you’re reading the timestamps, and because it was exactly 10 minutes later it means it’s some whacko conspiracy lol.

          I live in your head rent free 24/7. Mental help… seek it.

          • Classic schizoid
            April 12, 2021 at 10:47 pm

            Your ventriloquist act will probably get a few laughs in Bridgewater.

          • foleyworld
            Caucasian Crusher
            April 13, 2021 at 12:23 am

            Ok Matt Dizo. Can I please get your employee discount at Target in Woburn , MASS please ??? I heard you got promoted to shel stocker night crew lead! Congrats Matt!

    • dont you work at Target?
      April 12, 2021 at 8:23 pm

      thats fucking pathetic that you would donate that much lmao.

    • Sad Bastard
      April 12, 2021 at 11:42 pm


  • Spic Tormentor
    April 12, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    Knew this would happen when you went against those two… A disgusting tranny abomination and a hijab wearing lesbo somali sandnіgger are a big tech companies wet dream. Anything that even slightly offends them must will be instantly banned.

  • ajfederer
    April 12, 2021 at 7:42 pm

    I saw the refund email a little while ago and I had a feeling these scumbags on GO FUCK ME pulled some sketchy shit like this!

    • RANDY
      April 12, 2021 at 7:46 pm

      GoFundMe is big tech out of California, so of course.

      • California is a shit hole
        April 12, 2021 at 10:49 pm

        California. Where the streets are lined with homeless bums and illegal aliens. Where the roads are paved with feces and dirty needles. And where there are many chicks with dicks like Bruce Jenner. Caitlin is a name for a mentally ill fuck head who dresses like a woman and thinks every day is Halloween.

        Oh. Don’t forget. The state of Cali doesn’t even have enough power for the current homes but hey get rid of your gas powered car and buy and electric car. Cuz electricity in Cali is like US dollars under Biden. It appears out of thin air.

        California. What a utopia. Thanks Gavin Gruesome

        • Meh
          April 12, 2021 at 11:05 pm

          I still wouldn’t want to live there.

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