This is Ryan Etre from the Woo.
Save some pussy for all the other rest of us dude!
Newsflash – if your home has ever been invaded by armed intruders, there’s a 99.999% chance you’re a drug dealer. People with guns don’t target random homes where they know large quantities of cash and drugs aren’t located.
A couple people actually reached out to us about him, and it turns out he’s not even a heroin dealer. He just grows pot, and sells Zanny bars and adderall. And he doesn’t exactly do a good job of hiding it.
Smart person – “You’re asking to get your apartment broken into (by showing off your Worcester treasure – AKA rent money).”
Grafton Hill Grundle Donkey – “Noooo they would be pretty dumb if they tried that! Just sayin! Guarantee they don’t make it out my door alive.”
When being a hardo and openly advertising how you really make money goes terribly, terribly wrong.
Play Worcester games, win Worcester prizes.
He’s got no shortage of Google trophies either. Like that time he pulled a gun on a guy at Honey Farms because the guy in front of him held up the line by having to go to his car to get ID to buy cigarettes.
After having to wait in the checkout line at Honey Farms, a Worcester man allegedly pulled a gun on another customer. Ryan Etre, 29, of 5 Benham St., Apt. 2, was charged with assault and battery late last month after the Feb. 25 incident. According to search warrants on file in Central District Court, the victim was checking out at Honey Farms on Cambridge Street when the cashier asked for his ID to buy cigarettes. When the victim went out to his car, another customer allegedly became “irate” and pulled a .9mm gun on him in a “threatening manner.”
The victim told police that Etre, whom he later identified from a photo array, put the gun in the trunk of his car before driving away. Video surveillance at the convenience store allegedly showed Etre with the gun in his hand and wearing at hat that said “DOPE.” Etre was arraigned on Feb. 29 and issued a $5,000 cash bail, according to court records.
Of course he was wearing a hat that said “DOPE” on it. He hangs out with people who wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats after all.
He also was charged with selling shitty Grafton Hill weed, zanny bars, and suboxone when they tracked him down.
Ryan M. Etre, 29, of 5 Benham St., Worcester, charged with assault with a dangerous weapon (firearm), continued to March 18 on $5,000 cash bail; possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, possession of alprazolam with intent to distribute, and possession of suboxone with intent to distribute, continued to March 18 on $2,500 cash bail.
I for one am shocked that the guy who goes around pulling guns on people at Honey Farms, advertising his rent money on Facebook, and selling drugs out of a Grafton Hill shithole was the random victim of an armed home invasion. What are the odds?
He posted this the day before he pulled the guy on the guy at Honey Farms.
“I’m so fucking dumb, I need to change my ways.”
(Pulls gun on guy who forgot his ID in the car)
He posted this just a couple weeks before that:
Translation – can someone help me unlock this stolen cell phone?
I’m surprised he needs money though. After all, he’s been living the “VIP life” for a while now, drinking “any shelf liquor,” and eating jumbo shrimp like it’s going out of style.
Plus he posts all the time about all the money he makes on slot machines and scratch tickets.
And everyone knows that people who post winning scratch tickets on Facebook never lose. Ever.
Oh and he’s selling an autographed Tom Brady helmet on Facebook marketplace.
Even though it really looks nothing like Tom Brady’s actual signature.
It sucks he got shot, but this was the lifestyle you chose bruh. Your girlfriend knew that and she stuck with you anyway. Try being an adult, getting a job, paying taxes, and then you probably won’t get shot during a home invasion. Just sayin.
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