Grafton Hill Grundle Donkey Gets Shot In Home Invasion, GF Starts $10K GoFundMe, Posted Cash On Facebook And Said Anyone Who Robbed Him Would Die



This is Ryan Etre from the Woo.

Save some pussy for all the other rest of us dude!

Ryan’s girlfriend Vanessa started this GoFundMe for him this week after he was shot during a home invasion at his Grafton Hill apartment.

Newsflash – if your home has ever been invaded by armed intruders, there’s a 99.999% chance you’re a drug dealer. People with guns don’t target random homes where they know large quantities of cash and drugs aren’t located.

A couple people actually reached out to us about him, and it turns out he’s not even a heroin dealer. He just grows pot, and sells Zanny bars and adderall. And he doesn’t exactly do a good job of hiding it.

Smart person – “You’re asking to get your apartment broken into (by showing off your Worcester treasure – AKA rent money).”

Grafton Hill Grundle Donkey – “Noooo they would be pretty dumb if they tried that! Just sayin! Guarantee they don’t make it out my door alive.”

When being a hardo and openly advertising how you really make money goes terribly, terribly wrong.

Play Worcester games, win Worcester prizes.

He’s got no shortage of Google trophies either. Like that time he pulled a gun on a guy at Honey Farms because the guy in front of him held up the line by having to go to his car to get ID to buy cigarettes.

After having to wait in the checkout line at Honey Farms, a Worcester man allegedly pulled a gun on another customer. Ryan Etre, 29, of 5 Benham St., Apt. 2, was charged with assault and battery late last month after the Feb. 25 incident. According to search warrants on file in Central District Court, the victim was checking out at Honey Farms on Cambridge Street when the cashier asked for his ID to buy cigarettes. When the victim went out to his car, another customer allegedly became “irate” and pulled a .9mm gun on him in a “threatening manner.”

The victim told police that Etre, whom he later identified from a photo array, put the gun in the trunk of his car before driving away. Video surveillance at the convenience store allegedly showed Etre with the gun in his hand and wearing at hat that said “DOPE.” Etre was arraigned on Feb. 29 and issued a $5,000 cash bail, according to court records.

Of course he was wearing a hat that said “DOPE” on it. He hangs out with people who wear flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats after all.


He also was charged with selling shitty Grafton Hill weed, zanny bars, and suboxone when they tracked him down.

Ryan M. Etre, 29, of 5 Benham St., Worcester, charged with assault with a dangerous weapon (firearm), continued to March 18 on $5,000 cash bail; possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, possession of alprazolam with intent to distribute, and possession of suboxone with intent to distribute, continued to March 18 on $2,500 cash bail.

I for one am shocked that the guy who goes around pulling guns on people at Honey Farms, advertising his rent money on Facebook, and selling drugs out of a Grafton Hill shithole was the random victim of an armed home invasion. What are the odds?

He posted this the day before he pulled the guy on the guy at Honey Farms.

“I’m so fucking dumb, I need to change my ways.”

(Pulls gun on guy who forgot his ID in the car)

He posted this just a couple weeks before that:

Translation – can someone help me unlock this stolen cell phone?

I’m surprised he needs money though. After all, he’s been living the “VIP life” for a while now, drinking “any shelf liquor,” and eating jumbo shrimp like it’s going out of style.

Plus he posts all the time about all the money he makes on slot machines and scratch tickets.

And everyone knows that people who post winning scratch tickets on Facebook never lose. Ever.

Oh and he’s selling an autographed Tom Brady helmet on Facebook marketplace.

Even though it really looks nothing like Tom Brady’s actual signature.

It sucks he got shot, but this was the lifestyle you chose bruh. Your girlfriend knew that and she stuck with you anyway. Try being an adult, getting a job, paying taxes, and then you probably won’t get shot during a home invasion. Just sayin.


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23 Comment(s)
    July 10, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Hows THIS for FACTS – his MORON SISTER Tara Anderson is the one who got shot a few months ago – during a home invasion – 4 times in the back while she slept, for making 1000% FALSE accusations against a REAL actual high ranking VL gang member in the city. Every one of these lowlifes in this family are con artists, liars, manipulative, phony, shady, backstabbing DRUG DEALERS – EVEN THE 19 YEAR OLD is calling himself a ‘G’ now and learning his ‘trade’ from the BEST UNCLE EVER!!! Go fund me HA!!! That sad sad girl had to do that bcuz SHE IS THE ONE who holds that house down with a consistent paycheck. Started his own car detailing business??? PLEASE!! Its just another con job and a sad attempt at a front to try to fool the WPD and his PO into thinking he has an actual legitimate income. Selling stolen and illegally purchased RX’s is NOT a career its the lazy lowlife white trash way of existing cuz God forbid the snake gets a job. Hes been ROBBED so many times he has barracades on his door and friggin bars on his windows, and video surveillance that would rival the White House. Its not the first time hes been attacked either, and that goofy blonde Go Fund Me twit is a 17 yr old clueless joke. She chooses to endanger herself. Go fund yourself a career like the rest of us you white trash lowlifes. The entire city thinks this kid is a closeted joke. NOBODY takes him seriously him uhis He uses he connives and he STEALS FROM EVERY STORE HE SLITHERS INTO.

    • Your mother
      July 10, 2019 at 5:28 pm

      Are you really saying “it’s about time” someone almost gets murdered? Idc who your family is that doesn’t make them who you are. The lack or morals that commented suggested you have is for lack of a better word fucking retarded. Everyone talking shit needs to find serious help. There is nothing good about someone who isn’t hurting anyone getting shot twice in the chest… I don’t care what the FACTS you think are that FACT actually is he was sitting on his couch scratching his balls and two people with guns kicked his door in and tried to kill him. No matter what your reasoning is that is NOT OKAY.

      • The Garbage Above
        July 10, 2019 at 11:52 pm

        “Someone who isn’t hurting anyone”??
        Are you fucking serious?
        Get the fuck out of here with that shit! Fuck him and his whole family.

  • whatevuh
    July 9, 2019 at 7:20 am

    He looks like a Muslim to me . . . .

  • TortugaNiño
    July 8, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    There is def five 1 dollar bills, so minus $10. Must smoke virginia slims.

  • erp
    July 8, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Most surprising part of this is that he has a girlfriend. Guy is GAF.

  • Captain Jabroni
    July 8, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    “Signed by new england patriots Tom Brady”
    Looks more like the southie’s Tom Brady that one.
    And you Know the GoFundMe’s partly for the product they took no doubt.
    Couple comments about “nipple tattoos”. Ahhh….take a look again.

  • Said Nobody
    July 8, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    He seems nice

  • z
    July 8, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    You know what I haven’t seen in awhile?
    “Only God can judge”.
    That one seems to have disappeared.

    Hey slick, if it was a brand new Iphone how do you “THINK” it was prepaid with Verizon? You don’t know?

    In 2 of those photos, he likes to touch himself. I’m not judging. Everyone needs a hobby.

    Raise your hand if this would be a “Come to Jesus” moment for you or me but not for him?

  • Raymond Patriarca
    July 8, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    Nipple tattoo?
    Star tattoos on his lower abs?
    Yup !
    Guaranteed fanook !

  • CrispyC
    July 8, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Worcester Darwinism.

    Vanessa save yourself some trouble and find a real man that can read a book and an IQ higher than his age. Run don’t walk from this fucking homo.

  • Well, No Shit
    July 8, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    The person(s) who robbed this fool fucked up. They didn’t finish the job. At best, they left a wounded witness alive who could put them away for a LONG time. At worst, they left a wounded attempted murder victim alive, and he is going to go looking for some payback.

    Shoddy work, scumbags. Let’s see how this plays out.

    • Big Wick
      July 8, 2019 at 8:53 pm

      Yeah, I actually hope he recovers, just so we CAN see how it plays out. He certainly could use some help in the brains department. BUT… Payback is a Mofo. The DBs that did this deserve the same.

  • Lance Bolt
    July 8, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    I bet this so-called tuff bastard never thought anyone would dare do this to him, not after seeing him flexing , another shitbag bites the dust

  • WeRFucked
    July 8, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Fuck him. He’ll spend half the money on scratch tickets. Anyone who buys those things is an idiot with a low IQ.

    Are those nipple tattoos? OMFG he’s probably a fucking homosexual. His “girlfriend” could just be his cover.

    Anyone else think he knows who shot him, but he won’t tell because they’ll finish the job?

    • Captain Trips
      July 8, 2019 at 5:09 pm

      I agree with everything you said.

      And the lottery is for idiots

    • Jimmy the Greek
      July 8, 2019 at 9:55 pm

      Scratch tickets are a tax on the stupid.

  • Been There
    July 8, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    It appears that Ryan Etre’s raison d’etre was to advertise a raison de mort.
    Seriously, though, I wonder, based on that 2016 FB post, if he was somewhat suicidal. Hey, Venessa Brooke, if he recovers sufficiently, how about getting him some mental health treatment? Look up AFSP or NAMI.

  • Citypoint
    July 8, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Wow 1739 dollars!
    Call the Mercedes dealer!

    • TortugaNiño
      July 8, 2019 at 6:07 pm

      Its $1250… precise rent money in grafton hill area, thats what makes it so hilarious. Better yet is the fact its all crisp and divided as if it were withdrawn from the bank. Bum must be smokin up all his product if hes paying rent with her paycheck. Pro Tip for Shell Shocker: always add a pic of the gf/trophy /beard of this homos, us oggling her in the comments is what gets them to rear their stupid heads!

      • Need a Recount
        July 8, 2019 at 7:39 pm

        ** $1239 exactly

        • TortugaNiño
          July 8, 2019 at 10:20 pm

          Ok checked my math. Forgot to subtract the $11 for a pack of newports.

          • Failed Accountant
            July 9, 2019 at 2:48 pm

            Actually, it’s $1240.
            There ARE 5 ones, the 2 in the middle are too close so you can’t see the green

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