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Grandpa Douchetrain Leaves Dog In Hot Car In Canton Parking Lot For Over 20 Minutes, Flips The Bird At Chick Who Called The Cops On Him

 

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We finally have our first heat wave of 2019, and that can only mean one thing – time to publicly shame douchebags who leave their dogs in hot cars. Here’s today’s winner out of Canton.

Grandpa Douchetrain’s name is Robert Murray. He’s from Canton and is in his 70’s. Something tells me he’s not the kind of guy to have a Facebook page, since he thinks he’s living in an era where this sort of shit was acceptable. When he got to the car he allegedly asked the girls “you wanna buy?” They said no, and tried to tell him that this sort of shit isn’t OK. He of course responded by being a cranky old man bitch, got into his car, chucked them the bird, and drove away. He seems like the kind of guy who could give a shit less about being publicly shamed on Facebook or on Turtleboy, since he likely doesn’t know what either of those is. But we’re gonna go ahead and shame him anyway. This guy seems like the kind of queef who goes to every board of selectman meeting and LIVES to vote no on prop 2.5 overrides.

Just a reminder, if you see a dog in distress like this time is of the essence. You are allowed to break the windows under Massachusetts state law. Just make sure the car isn’t a Tesla, because those things can run the AC without the car being on.

 

 

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37 Comment(s)
  • ncfoothillbilly
    July 21, 2019 at 9:44 am

    The dog looks fine, you stupid virtue signallers. That being said, any man who has an ankle biting poodle is probably a pretentious ‘get off my lawn you damn kids’ cunt. If he were driving a Prius he could absolutely be confirmed as said pretentious cunt (though and Audi is most likely enough evidence).

  • The catfish who ate Bristol
    July 20, 2019 at 5:09 am

    Holy Toledo Bristol! This is hardly worthy of the white space on your blog! Jesus H. Christ, what is the matter with you? This isn’t the “Bristol” I know. You were always entertaining and clever all the years we have know each other. What happened? This story sucks.

    • Big Wick
      July 23, 2019 at 9:27 pm

      Don’t be an asshat. For one thing, the byline clearly says “South Shore Turtlegirl,” NOT Bristol. Another, it’s a quality blog pointing out a grumpy old man endangering his dog in nasty conditions… being a foo-foo dog notwithstanding. As we’ve said before, if you don’t like it, start your own f***ing blog.
      Have a nice day! And don’t leave your dog in the car.

  • Home Alone
    July 19, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    THIS is why I am afraid to bring my dog anywhere. Anytime.

    Do-gooders will break your windows if you stop at an ATM

    • Hough-Bo Mont
      July 19, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      The only reason you need to take a dog to the ATM is because you’re to stupid to remember your PIN and you need the dog to paw it in for you.

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        July 19, 2019 at 12:26 pm

        Talk about stupid, I misspelled my own name. Not really, but almost…

  • taboos
    July 19, 2019 at 8:42 am

    iF an adult is living with their parents then there is most likely incest AND bestialety taking place. it is just not the natural course of nature. co-habitating that far into life, that close to the poon you popped out of is incestuos to the core. the bestialety is just icing on cake.

  • AgingCynic
    July 19, 2019 at 8:41 am

    Check the Secretary of State website. This guy shows up in Talbot’s, Bond Brothers, and a few other prominent local corporations. He may be old but he’s not stupid or unsophisticated.

  • Catherine
    July 18, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    I leave my dog in the car for a few minutes in the summer too. I have 2 sets of keys and keep the A/C on for him. This dogs looks well groomed, well feed, has a little blanket and from the looks of the picture isn’t even panting at all. I doubt the dog was even in a overheated vehicle for 5 minutes , let alone 20 minutes. If so the dog would probably have died.

    Sometimes shaming people borders on bullying. I usually agree and enjoy most of the stories you post. But this time I think you overstepped the line.

  • Mike Litoris
    July 18, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    That’s the same finger He sexually abuses the dog with.

    • Fisting
      July 19, 2019 at 8:42 pm

      Its the same finger on the fist he shoved up your mothers cunt.

  • ImABugDammit
    July 18, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    Coming tomorrow on TurtleBoySports:

    “Entire lobster family plunged into boiling water by disgruntled restaurant employee”

    Film at 11:00.

  • Janiqua
    July 18, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    Im feelz bad but that am da ugliest pittbull I am eva seez.

  • Dareanna
    July 18, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    They should track down this old dog beating piece of shit from his license plate and lock him in a car for 20 minutes and see how he likes it!

  • Doc
    July 18, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Jeepers Crow will you people just let people alone. The dog on the tow truck was fine too. Just mind your own bizsnatch.

  • respeck your elderss
    July 18, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    So dog is fine?
    Leave the old coot alone.

  • Becky Birkinstocks
    July 18, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Thank the Lord someone came along. That dog looks totally abused and in distress!!!!!!!

  • Billy Tibbetts Campaign Manager
    July 18, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Enough with the fuckin dog stories! Geez. It’s a fuckin animal. Don’t we eat animals? And, no, I really don’t buy into the whole animal hierarchy. Fuck. TB is all about dogs, whites being racist, and perceived homophobia. It’s an SJW blog now. This is what happens when you have broads working for you.

  • Adam
    July 18, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Remote car starters on any vehicle allow you to keep ac on as well. I had some cunt yesterday start shit about my dog while i went into the store for a coke and was out within 3 to 4 minutes. Even with the engine off the car temp was cold because I blasted the ac. If that cunt broke my window I would say its legal in Massavhusetts to shove my car antenna up her azz.

  • Cry me a God damn river
    July 18, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Fuck grandpa. But I need me more than a dog in a car to read about. Maybe you should take a couple more dry bone rides. I mean you want people to pay for this. Well you just made fun of the only demographic in this country that pays for news media. Good luck getting me or anyone else I know to buy a t shirt. And I went to st Peter’s and grew up in main south. Do better or quit

  • Greyll
    July 18, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Not sure if internet shaming an octogenarian is very useful. You couldn’t have found someone that cared less.

  • IDK
    July 18, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Dog looks fine to me. Ya know its not just Teslas that can run the AC right?

  • Henry Chu
    July 18, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    This not efficient way to cook dog

  • Turtle Driver
    July 18, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Of course he was driving an Audi. Only assholes drive Audis. It’s science.

  • Wwy
    July 18, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    Good for him. Who wrote this shit?

  • Wwy
    July 18, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    Good for him.

  • toby
    July 18, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    There are more old white guys passed out in cars at shopping malls than dogs and no one calls the cops to check on their welfare.

  • JoeMomma
    July 18, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    You should have broken the window….every single one of them.

  • F*U
    July 18, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Another old person just taking up space.
    “Soilent Green is PEOPLE!” ( look it up!)

  • JenC1
    July 18, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    It seems like it’s always guys that are abusing dogs. When we were younger my brother once threw sand on our dog Goldies ‘pee pee’ because it was really red and long and sticking out thinking it was funny. I got down and tried to suck all the pebbles off Goldie when he suddenly shot like a gallon of doggie cum in my mouth and on my face. It was kinda gross but Goldie seemed happy and his Pee Pee was clean again.

    • Hmmm
      July 18, 2019 at 3:15 pm

      Bristol, is that you?

    • Not Natasha
      July 18, 2019 at 3:26 pm

      There’s humor, even crass and inappropriate humor. Assuming that’s what you were going for but you failed, miserably. Not in execution but in subject. Another assumption JenC1, you own a peen. Scratch that, chode. If you do in fact own a gash, you need your head examined. I proudly own a gash and am perfectly capable of misogynistic humor. Also, feminazis are a hilarious group of mentally deranged creatures to mock. Making light of humans pleasuring beasts is not at all humorous, however. It’s fucking disturbed.

      • C'mon Now
        July 18, 2019 at 8:10 pm

        Oh please…..all of a sudden beastiality’s off the table?? Enough with the pearl clutching.
        As far as the dog goes, that thing’s better quaffed than most bitches I see in this heat.

    • WeRFucked
      July 18, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      You like your porn to involve mother, sister, brother, or father, don’t you?

      • YuRFucked
        July 18, 2019 at 6:25 pm

        You forgot the dog. The hot dog. The hot, sweaty dog. The hot, sweaty dog riding on the back of a flatbed.

      • Not Natasha but Boris can tie me up
        July 18, 2019 at 6:40 pm

        Soft core missionary, in the dark and for procreation purposes only. Then I repent afterwards for feeling any sense of pleasure. Just kidding. BDSM. Kinky is one thing but encounters must always be amongst consensual, non related adults of the same species. Although it might be fun to be tag teamed by brothers, provided they don’t cross swords. Joking about bestiality is as distasteful and deranged as making light of pedophilia.

        • Silencio Dogood
          July 22, 2019 at 3:25 am

          yes on all. there is our Nature, and there are aberrations, though i suspect JenC1 is simply a preteen boy.

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