We finally have our first heat wave of 2019, and that can only mean one thing – time to publicly shame douchebags who leave their dogs in hot cars. Here’s today’s winner out of Canton.
Grandpa Douchetrain’s name is Robert Murray. He’s from Canton and is in his 70’s. Something tells me he’s not the kind of guy to have a Facebook page, since he thinks he’s living in an era where this sort of shit was acceptable. When he got to the car he allegedly asked the girls “you wanna buy?” They said no, and tried to tell him that this sort of shit isn’t OK. He of course responded by being a cranky old man bitch, got into his car, chucked them the bird, and drove away. He seems like the kind of guy who could give a shit less about being publicly shamed on Facebook or on Turtleboy, since he likely doesn’t know what either of those is. But we’re gonna go ahead and shame him anyway. This guy seems like the kind of queef who goes to every board of selectman meeting and LIVES to vote no on prop 2.5 overrides.
Just a reminder, if you see a dog in distress like this time is of the essence. You are allowed to break the windows under Massachusetts state law. Just make sure the car isn’t a Tesla, because those things can run the AC without the car being on.
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