This is Rachel Messina from Templeton.
The other day she posted on Facebook about a traumatic incident she was involved in at Lake Dennison in Winchentucky.
Just to review:
- She’s a long distance runner who can’t complete a long distance run
- She saw a guy taking a leak in the woods and assumed he was there to kidnap her, or something
- He asks her a perfectly reasonable question about how far away a boat ramp is which prompts her to run for her life
- Despite being 6’3″, and she being a woman who runs 10 minute mile pace, he was unable to catch her
Sure thing Jan.
This led to a logistical question – why didn’t the guy pick his pants up if he was running after you?
She could hear his pace in the distance. Sadly the pantsless man just didn’t have the speed nor the stamina to keep up with Granny McMarathon.
She also said she would’ve shot the guy if she had her gat.
She also says she called the police BEFORE getting back to the boat dock, but the cop who responded told her he couldn’t give her a ride despite the pantsless man who was running after her.
Only a complete moron would take this unverified anecdote as fact, but luckily that’s why the mainstream media exists, and both the Turtlegram and the Gardner News (both owned by Gatehouse Media) published one of the most hilariously written stories in the history of fake news:
Rachael Messina isn’t a victim, and that is because she made a decision to run. Messina told her chilling story on social media Saturday evening, March 28, after catching her breath and gathering her thoughts following a harrowing encounter at Lake Dennison.
I mean….seriously? Some chick posts a story on Facebook therefore it happened? But please, tell me more about how Turtleboy is the fake news publication.
This is the reporter, Doneen Durling.
Seriously. This is who we are supposed to get our news from. Her entire long ass article is nothing more than her repeating all the obvious lies this woman is telling. Nowhere in the article did she ask the police why a cop told this woman there was no threat and made her walk 1.5 miles away from a pantsless man running after her.
This was my favorite part though:
Messina said she will never go to Lake Dennison by herself. She said she has trouble finding running partners because many do not keep her fast pace. One woman that was supposed to run with her that day had an injury, and Messina said that even two runners might have a problem with someone as large as the unknown man.
“I wouldn’t feel comfortable unless there were three of us, and I don’t know anybody that runs like me,” she said.
Bitch, you run ten minute mile pace. Anything slower than that is suburban mom speed walking. Granny McMarathon really thinks she’s Uta Pippig, and of course Doneen doesn’t bother questioning her about that. Better to create fear and panic. You get more clicks that way.
But wait, the “victim” also saw the man at his truck.
The impression the man left was strong in her mind. She could define his face clearly, saying there was not a single hair to grab on his head. He was tall and thin, between 6 feet and 6-feet-3 inches tall with a red complexion, almost like he had stayed under a sunlamp too long. She believes his eyes were blue and had a relatively thin nose. His face was long and he had no facial hair. He was wearing a loose red sweatshirt, blue jeans and light-colored work boots, untied or loosely tied, with the tongue of the boot hanging out.
The man stepped out of a dark color, black or maybe blue, newer, clean pickup truck.
“I couldn’t quite tell the color. It was parked near a tree with branches,” she said.
She fears what will happen if the man is not caught.
“It is going to end up badly for some person. I hope it doesn’t. I really hope it doesn’t. I want to get him before he gets somebody else,” Messina said.
She has gone through the sex offender registry but does not recognize his face there. She has been in contact with members of the police department and intends to maintain a connection until the alleged perpetrator is found.
But wait – I thought you saw him 1.5 miles away from the the cars deep in the woods? And I’m even more impressed that he was able to run after you with his pants down AND with untied boots on.
The media is supposed to be a trusted entity to deliver the truth. When people lie on Facebook it’s one thing. But when the media tells us to trust them while simultaneously printing bullshit like this to stoke fear and panic in a community, then you can finally understand why it’s appropriate to call them the enemy of the people.
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