Turtleboy Investigates

Gravy Pinata Busted By Fitchilantes Trying To Bang A Kid In March Was Geoff Diehl’s Social Media Coordinator For Failed Campaign Vs. Pocahontas


This is Joe Dunn from Tewksbury.

He’s a member of the Tewksbury Republican Town Committee, and back when I was allowed on Twitter this guy used to retweet me all the time, but I had no idea who he was. Search for “@joedunn8 @turtleboysports” in Twitter and you’ll see hundreds of tweets come up.

He’s your run of the mill “democrats are assholes” guy on social media.

He was also active in Geoff Diehl’s Senate campaign agains Pocahontas in 2018, and helped run Diehl’s social media.

He’s written letters to the editor endorsing various Republicans in state races, started an ice cream beef with the democrat who was running for Jim Lyons’ seat, and has been very active in leading the charge to repeal those God damn plastic bag bans, which thankfully are no longer a thing due to the commie cold crisis. I figured he was a good shit because we were politically aligned, plus my boy Brave Dave “Quarantine” Cullinane interacted with him on Twitter too.

I’m a conservative, but I’m more so an entertainer and a journalist. Guys like this like the blog because it calls out all the social justice warriors they can’t stand. But politics literally consumes this guy’s life, which is where we deviate.


Anyway, I just wanna make it clear that I didn’t know this guy personally, because as it turns out he’s into fucking boys. It recently came to my attention that the Mass Predator Poachers caught him in a sting at a Chinese takeout place in Leominster on March 30, and he admits everything and tries to talk his way out of it.

Ya know what the most pathetic part about that video was? These are his sex clothes.

I mean, you might as well take a table cloth and cut a hole in the top. I understand these guys are deviants, but they’re supposed to be meeting up for sex. This is the best effort he can put forth? A 5XL Shaw’s brand polo, some navy slacks with an elastic waste to conform to the fupa, and a pair of Nutrilife walking shoes? Do the kids they fuck have no standards? Or is he that dumb to believe that a child who is attracted to older men would for some reason choose HIM over all the other available pedophiles? It’s gotta be traumatic enough for some of these kids, but just imagine looking behind you and seeing this face dripping sweat from his fourth chin on your backside.


On second though, he might be eating these kids!!

The most pathetic part of these videos is all the bullshit about wanting to get help once they realized their life is about to be over:

“Are you really gonna get me help?”

Mother fucker, do they look like the Puerto Rican Dr. Phil? No they’re not gonna get you help, and the only reason you’re pretending to want help is because you got caught. It’s been three weeks since he got caught and he’s still been actively posting on Twitter and Facebook, and hasn’t taken down his LinkedIn either.

It’s like nothing happened.

So yea, I wanna make it perfectly clear that I will be even harder on turtle riders who engage in ratchet behavior like this. You people know better. You don’t get to join in the parade of shitting on people for doing shitty things in order to cover up for your own shittiness.


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65 Comment(s)
  • Hey Joe!
    April 22, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Care to comment on your own story, Joe? I know he’s a regular TB commenter saying all kinds of fucked up things. I bet he’s going to sit this one out.
    Ironically, he had a field day back in the 2016 primaries regarding the Rubio “Foam Party” hubbub and implores Seth Moulton to come out of the closet whenever he speaks ill of Trump.
    Fat faggot loser.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 22, 2020 at 3:30 am

    Joe Dunn, born to fail, a big baby in men’s clothing, wearing politics as a disguise he becomes a bobble-head when questioned at his FIRST encounter with a child. Íosa Críost! apparently, there are no repercussions for the attempted buggery of children in MA. the mind boggles…

  • brianmorris1976
    Michael Jackson
    April 21, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    These Fitchilanties need to be stopped. I am so angry. I’m probably gonna need a heavy sedative to fall asleep.

  • Jim Lyin'
    April 21, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    This guy love kids! he’s been to my Barn so many times for teenage rodeos!

  • Chip Striker
    April 21, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    These fellas do a great job exposing these pedos. Now, we need a couple of heroes to step and do the same to heroin dealers, when they show up, do a number on them. Think of all the good they would be doing.


  • TortugaNiño
    April 21, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Whoever tf he brought with him this time was not helping. He was acting like a kid on a ride along who found an un-secured taser and wanted to “help”.

  • Paul Casale
    He’s Dunn
    April 21, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    Joe Dunn is done!

  • Ho Lee Mo Lee
    April 21, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Ford Explorers must be roomy enough for man-boy trysts…..that’s 2 Explorers in a row!

  • Give the youth a voice
    April 21, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    As my man Nito from POP SQUAD on YouTube would say “classic bobble Head mode” doesn’t care what he’s done just giving the ol bobble head. I love that these people are getting publicly shamed. In the days of tough times we have Turtleboy sports and these pedo poachers. Protect the children.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 21, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Love to see some stats from the Fitchilantes about how many are gay versus straight pedos. The gays seem to dominate the field lately.

  • randiguy2006
    April 21, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    There’s you GOP folks!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 21, 2020 at 2:56 pm

      “There’s you”

      Democrat folks!

  • randiguy2006
    April 21, 2020 at 2:33 pm

    Typical TB fan. No surprise here.

  • YeeHaw
    April 21, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    I wonder if his employer knows yet?! I wonder how Jim Lyons is feeling right about now?! This guy was a common invitee to Jim Lyon’s “Barn” events.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    April 21, 2020 at 1:51 pm

    Joe’s life is essentially over.

  • .
    April 21, 2020 at 1:23 pm


  • Floating Flash Frizbone
    April 21, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    He has more chins than a Chinese phone book, and more rolls than an Italian bakery.

  • Just like the rest of em
    April 21, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    No wonder this fat faggot was trying to commit his life to politicians, he wanted in on those members only pedophile rings.

    • Amen
      April 21, 2020 at 1:03 pm

      No doubt this chud loves his “pizza”

    • Bawney Fwank
      April 21, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      Backdoor fun with 16 year old page boys is fun

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    April 21, 2020 at 11:14 am

    It’s pretty apparent from the posts here and especially on FB that a substantial percentage of TB fans are closeted ratchets/pervs – especially since the blog started its downward spiral with all the Fakebook ratchet/chick shit stories. These lowlifes are clueless to their own ratchetness, but project it in their comments about others. It’s like the Dems and Left projecting their lies onto Trump – they suffer from a definitve mental defect and their inflated egos shield them from seeing it.

    • on the Wall
      April 21, 2020 at 1:54 pm

      you’re only replying because your dick is small

  • ABC
    April 21, 2020 at 11:00 am

    Cities and towns need to cut the BS with their diversity training and community outreach nonsense and redirect that same enthusiasm towards catching these animals abusing children right in their own backyards. If two stiffs with a cell phone and a phony online account can catch 14 of them in a week, then how many could a trained professional catch?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      April 21, 2020 at 11:44 am

      The most important rules in the public sector is don’t kill the job and keep the status quo. They catch one occasionally with plenty of surveillance, stake-outs and 100s of man-hours in overtime. Same thing with drugs and prostitution. They’re not going to kill the golden goose and they don’t want to work that hard. That’s why.

  • Thanks Dad
    April 21, 2020 at 10:53 am

    This guy stepped in as a surrogate when my Dad went to cash a scratch ticket, and never came back. He used to take me camping before I turned 15. Just the two of us. In a 12 person tent. No glam camping either. We used a giant roofing tarp as a sleeping bag, and he let me stretch out on his massive body like an air mattress. He was cool. Bought me booze, weed, and fireworks when I agreed to wear only Underoos for the whole weekend. Good memories.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    April 21, 2020 at 10:39 am

    I don’t no where he was supposed to meet this under age boy, but I bet it wasn’t at Planet Fitness.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      April 21, 2020 at 11:00 am

      He wanna meet Sum Yung Gai, right Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        April 21, 2020 at 11:05 am

        He ordered Sum Yung Gai take out.

        That’s not what he got though.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Ho Li Phuk
          April 21, 2020 at 11:55 am

          Papasan go home with limp noodle, right Lee?

          • capone181
            Lee Ho
            April 21, 2020 at 12:03 pm

            Papasan go to lockup with limp noodle. LOL

  • Stow Police Chief Ralph Marino
    April 21, 2020 at 9:48 am

    I am on the case and looking into these complaints.

    • Greta Thunberg
      April 21, 2020 at 10:07 am

      How Dare You!!

    • Richard Sproules (ex) Brockton Police Chief
      April 21, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      Anyone got any coke?

  • Remember the Hard on
    April 21, 2020 at 9:40 am

    a turtleboy fan aka impotent loser wanted a kid to do him in the ass? color me shocked.

    • juror seven esq.
      April 21, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      Funny, fucking him in the ass would be like traveling to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Good luck finding the opening.

  • Blue Collar Bruno
    April 21, 2020 at 9:40 am

    There’s plastic bags in my town, a gun shop, and a hardware store around the corner. Trump flags fly from the modest $800 k houses that aren’t for sale.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    April 21, 2020 at 9:37 am

    “This is Dave Robertson’s party and values,” said Dunn. “A party that values higher taxes, protecting dangerous criminals…”

    The irony is stunning. And a director of social media who has never heard of pedophile cat-fishing? Disgusting and a moron to boot.

  • Who knew?
    April 21, 2020 at 9:15 am

    Maybe he thought TurtleBOY was run by a 14-year old. Would explain why he sent TB so many tweets.

  • WTF
    April 21, 2020 at 8:57 am

    You have to be simple minded if you’re a hyperpartisan “Republican” AND a fan of Charlie Parker

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    April 21, 2020 at 8:47 am

    Severe beatings in public would help end this shit.

    • Pizza Chit
      April 21, 2020 at 9:00 am

      The guy he met at Target wanted the kid to beat him up….lol

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 21, 2020 at 9:45 am

      Fuck that, have them drawn and quartered.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    April 21, 2020 at 7:56 am

    There is a vacancy in the Police Dept. in Stow if he is looking for a job.

  • Jewmerica
    April 21, 2020 at 7:54 am


  • No Homo
    April 21, 2020 at 7:51 am

    I’m not saying it’s homoish but I’ve noticed in all your stories you spend an awful lot of time talking about what the men are wearing and mens fashion. You’re always like oh those skinny jeans so don’t go with the grey sneakers or this guys polo shirt is so terrible.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with it as long as you keep it over 17.

    • You Homo
      April 21, 2020 at 11:05 am

      You fucking Homo.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    April 21, 2020 at 7:27 am

    Handsome guy!

  • King Friday
    April 21, 2020 at 7:13 am

    His jowls have jowls.

  • Cousin Eddie
    April 21, 2020 at 7:02 am

    Have any of these guys actually ever had sex with a kid, ever?
    What is the chance this guy has? 0%.

    • Old fat incels
      April 21, 2020 at 9:17 am

      These guys are so old and so fat I doubt they’ve even fucked a women in decades. They look so desperate for sex they would do a little boy if that was all they could get.

    April 21, 2020 at 6:08 am

    For every white pedophile there are 60 J£wish pedophiles. They have an entire religious ritual, a bris or brit malah, centered around an adult male sexually assaulting a baby. Just ask the rabbis that suck on baby penis.

    The ADL was created by B’nai B’rith to defend a famous J£wish pedophile named Leo Frank. He raped and murdered a 13 year old white girl named Mary Phagan and tried to blame it on a black man.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    April 21, 2020 at 6:00 am

    I can say with the up most honesty that PPMASS skeletons will never ever compare to being Joe “Eye wart” Dunn.

    It’s funny this is him because in the video he was so concerned that his job would find out. But in reality he clearly wasn’t cause he was still carrying on his social media life.

    A naked paramedic. A chief of police. And now this dudes been identified. PPMASS in my opinion, is doing a damn good job catching fucking creeps. Now let’s HOPE and PRAY they don’t scammed or caught up with KP and JA. Uncle you know who I am talking about…..

  • I see it coming
    April 21, 2020 at 5:13 am

    I know everyone likes what these guys are doing, myself included but do you ever get the feeling they are comfortable (and maybe familiar with) doing stuff like rolling drug dealers or picking fights with drunks if they didn’t have this outlet?
    They keep rolling the dice with every bust. One of theses boyblasters is going to cut, shoot or run down these guys and the funniest part is that they’ll get very little sympathy from the cops because they got definite mixed feelings about someone going and playing unsanctioned undercover agent.
    They’re going to get more cocky as they do more of these and maybe get sloppy about keeping their guard up. That’s when the shit goes sideways.
    I hope it doesn’t happen but I think it may, sooner rather than later.
    If it does get fucky, the video better still get posted.

    • Vigilantes care more about clicks than children
      April 21, 2020 at 6:20 am

      No one is going to shoot at or attack these guys. They are targeting white pedophiles, even though most child rapists and pimps are hispanic or black. Most of the men featured on Chris Hansen’s show were white. Not because they are make up most of the predators, but solely because they were the least likely to get violent when confronted. It’s unfortunate these vigilantes aren’t willing to go after the pimps of child prostitutes online. It’s more important they get their youtube video instead of saving actual children.

      • Ace Rothstein
        April 21, 2020 at 10:48 am

        You are 110% correct

      • I still see it coming
        April 23, 2020 at 12:25 am

        Oh, they may or may not react on the spot but if their life is circling the drain from being exposed and they feel like there’s nothing to lose, what’s to stop them from coming back for some off camera retribution?
        Some of these sick fucks would not hesitate to kill one of those 14 year olds if they tried to out them so how much of a stretch would it be for them to kick it up a notch?

  • Jonathan Lucroy
    April 21, 2020 at 2:44 am

    Facial cysts that would make Morton Downey Jr. proud.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 21, 2020 at 2:33 am

    Tara Reade is a two-bit floozy.

    • Silencio Dogood
      April 22, 2020 at 3:39 am

      Tara who? it’s like she’s a ghost to #(D)Too.

  • Don Cherry
    April 21, 2020 at 2:22 am

    Dan Rhea is a solid and fair guy.It is true that he is the voice of reason.

  • Ace Rothstein
    April 21, 2020 at 1:40 am

    This Pred Poacher kid is doing a good job but his head is getting a little big for his britches in my opinion.

    Guaranteed he has some skeletons

    • You fuck kids in the ass
      April 21, 2020 at 2:13 am

      Who cares what his “skeletons” are as long as he isn’t fucking kids. The stupidity of some of you ppl. You’re obviously one of the low-gene pool, white nationalists that always troll the comments on the internet, but always too pussy to comment on Facebook. You most likely fuck kids yourself.

      • Settle down, Francisco
        April 21, 2020 at 5:23 am

        Awful defensive there, tough guy.
        Either you’re with these amateurs or maybe you are projecting about the child interest.
        That’s the only two reasons you jump to making accusations like that.
        These guys probly do have some dumb shit in their Google trophy case.

      • Ace Rothstein
        April 21, 2020 at 9:59 am

        Clearly this response is from the YouTube Junior G man wannabe himself. I can tell by the thug in his writing skillz.

  • Fatty McFarland
    April 21, 2020 at 1:31 am

    I bet he thought he was in the clear that he wasn’t going to be a on TB, think again McFatty

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