Gupta Patel Was The Special Guest On Turtleboy Live And He Went Off On People Who Don’t Bend The Brim Of Their Caps And Lots Of Other Turtleboy Debauchery

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Last night’s Turtleboy Live show was fantastic, thanks to our special guest Gupta Patel. And he went off on social justice warriors, cheesehogs, and assholes who don’t bend the brims of their hats. Oh, and our biggest fan Dan Margolis was back for more public humiliation. Enjoy.



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11 Comment(s)
  • Gupta
    January 28, 2017 at 6:34 pm

    I for one am not impressed by the number of commenters on this blog. A 75 yr. old woman in India on a train gets more action than this site!

    • Fiestysux
      January 29, 2017 at 12:46 am

      fiesty has fucked this thing up for so long every every every single day it is deplorable….and she will not stop now that the turtle has injected admiration in her dumb stupid ass by requesting her to visit on the turtle’s live broadcast…. what a lapse in judgement that is….

      • BobbMic
        January 29, 2017 at 7:17 am

        I have brain damage from being beaten over the head with dicks.

  • whatevuh
    January 28, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    OK I give up, who the hell is Gupta Patel ?

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    January 28, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    I listened… Big fan of Gupta. He holds a special place in my heart!!

    His story about the women in Boston killed me because it didn’t have a true ending…. and TB was just quiet because… he waited for a punchline and there wasn’t one LOL. I died.

    Also the tummy pancakes salty comment was nuts because I said the same thing out loud at the same time… ewww!!

    • Gupta
      January 28, 2017 at 5:03 pm

      Glad you liked it you filthy bitch. I won’t go anywhere that BobnMic has been, used and put away wet!

      • Robert Dulmaine from Athol
        January 28, 2017 at 8:43 pm

        I will fuck anything! I will post a picture of my girlfriend to prove it. All the heroin fucked her face up really bad. She blames it on psoriasis, lololololol….

      • GuptaPatel
        January 29, 2017 at 10:40 am

        This one Hindu find this BobNMic he gonna drop the peace loving booshit and kicking the troll ass. Feisty is the sexy sexy woman and the Bob is the man who tack dinkaddoodle into own dunghole. There only one Gupta, Chutia!

        • Turd Burglestein
          January 29, 2017 at 10:48 am

          BWAHAHAHAHA…You rock Gupta!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          January 29, 2017 at 11:26 am

          I can always count on my Gupta!!!

        • BobnMic
          January 31, 2017 at 11:58 am

          Gupta – You’re all over the place here मेरा दोस्त. Who is it that you hate again? I got lost. Sorry.

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