Turtleboy Investigates

Guy Claiming To Be Aaron Hernandez’ High School Butt Buddy Lied Repeatedly During Netflix Documentary About Being Star Quarterback


The Aaron Hernandez Netflix documentary was your typical bullshit – three hours of making excuses for why one of the NFL’s best tight ends suddenly decided to become a serial killer. At no point do they ever ponder that he was just a morally bankrupt piece of shit who had every possible advantage and threw it all away because he wanted to play gangsta-gangsta instead. At one point they even blame the fact that weed wasn’t legalized yet in Massachusetts, which forced him to go to his old boys in Connecticut (Ernest Wallace and Carlos Ortiz), and his association with them was his downfall.

But they also had on some Globey I’ve never heard of named Maria Cramer, who like many before her blamed Herandez’ suicide on Gerry Callahan, Kirk Minihane, and Michele McPhee for “outing” him and making butt sex jokes on the Kirk and Callahan show in April 2017. This happened days before Hernandez killed himself, so logically then he must’ve been listening in his cell and decided to end it all, or so goes the logic.

The Netflix documentary had a guy named Dennis SanSoucie and his father Tim on a lot too. Dennis is now claiming to be Hernandez’ gay high school lover, and really seemed to be enjoying the fame.

“We liked to horseplay.”

“I was a small piece of Aaron’s sexual activity.”

“Me and Aaron experimented and it was something we continued because we enjoyed it. Umm….hello?”

“We were in a relationship back then, but at the time you didn’t think about it that way.”

I thought the whole thing sounded contrived and that Dennis liked the camera a little too much, so I did a little searching into him and I’m convinced he’s a pathological liar at this point.

First of all, Hernandez isn’t alive to deny any of this. If you wanna say you banged a NFL player then do it when they’re alive. It’s not like he could hurt you in jail.

Secondly, Dennis claimed to be the quarterback of the football team, and his exact quote in the documentary was, “The minute we stepped on the field together it was the two best players. Quarterback and tight end, ready to rock and roll.”

Except there wasn’t much rockin and rolling going on. Dennis is listed as running back and linebacker for Bristol Central High School.

He used to play quarterback as a junior, but his numbers were pretty shitty, considering he had a future NFL tight end to throw to. He completed less than 50% of his passes in four games before getting benched.

As you can see, he didn’t play quarterback senior year, a year in which Hernandez lit shit up and went on to became the state player of the year.

So who was throwing the ball to him? That would be Matt Coyne, a junior who stole Kyle Kennedy Part 2’s job.

That’s him in the bottom left.

You’ll notice that in all of Hernandez’ highlight videos it was always #7 throwing to him, not #11 (SanSoucie).


During SanSoucie’s senior year he threw just one pass for 25 yards, while Coyne threw for 2,402 yards with 26 touchdowns.

So basically he was Marcus Mariotta, Tim Tebow, or some other backup they’d bring in for a trick play.

But remember, they were the “2 best players on the team.”

“Ready to rock and roll.”

And it looks like the four games that he played quarterback for as a junior (2005) were only because Matt Coyne was injured. Didn’t stop Matt Coyne from dominating life that year as a sophomore, as he had the third most yards passing in school history that 05 year. His junior and senior years were 1st and 2nd.

Sidenote – Tim Washington was one bad mother fucker. Three thousand rushing yards?

Also, pretty impressive that Coyne had the most yards in school history the year AFTER Hernandez left Bristol. Probably why he was hired to be the offensive coordinator for Anna Maria College in Paxton in 2017.

This all begs the question, if Dennis SanSoucie is willing to blatantly lie in front of the Netflix cameras about being an all-star quarterback, is he willing to lie about being Aaron Hernandez’ high school fuck buddy now that Hernandez isn’t around to deny it? It’s not the end of the world if he’s fibbing, but considering that Hernandez’ alleged homosexuality is what drove him to kill Oden Lloyd, and the fact that the Globe accused Gerry Callahan’s jokes of causing him to kill himself, it seems kind of relevant.

Anyway, lots of people are talking about this on social media, so I figured it was worth actually publishing something about.



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56 Comment(s)
    January 29, 2020 at 2:07 pm


  • Silencio Dogood
    January 28, 2020 at 12:51 am

    I don’t remember Carl Yastrzemski raping a woman or having butt sex with a Klingon, though he did have Sgt. Pepper sideburns. I have seen our country change, worrying that it is due to a communist plot, and worrying more that it isn’t.

  • Mainstream Media
    January 26, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

  • Your mother
    January 26, 2020 at 8:29 am

    All you losers wish you could taste that spic dick!! You are all undercover g
    Fags!! Jealous individuals.no life bums

  • Matt Coyne
    January 26, 2020 at 6:52 am

    If I had known that faggot spic was gonna be famous, I would have bent him over myself. Have him choke on that turkey sausage. Lie back easy for the rest of my life, while he pays for the privilege of even sniffing my cock. Oh well, high school, right?

    • Linda
      January 26, 2020 at 8:33 am

      Matt die a slow death

  • Cheshire
    January 25, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Why would anyone do a story on this filthy spic
    A dead spic is a good spic

  • hartf811
    January 25, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    If you’re bragging about being a homo to get 15 minutes of fame you might be a loser. I blame the father for not slapping the faggot out of this kid. Never would have survived in my locker room!

  • Word
    January 25, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Every one worrying about dick most likely is jealous that they didn’t get pounded wide by Hernandez. Stop being rachety and find a hobby the excludes your right hand.

  • Massholio
    January 25, 2020 at 10:35 am

    You didn’t say what college he played for. J/K.

  • Nick
    January 25, 2020 at 8:05 am

    LOL! Someone has WAAAAAY to much time on their hands. You actually researched the guy’s high school football stats and posted graphs and charts? If he’s a “liar”, then hes lying about his relationship with Hernandez? I could care less who sleeps with who, but God forbid that Hernandez might have been bi or gay, right? Too freakin’ much.

    • Frank
      January 26, 2020 at 8:18 am

      I think there is an entire industry on what Turtleboy did with this article called investigative journalism, unfortunately it’s a dying breed.

      • WTF
        January 27, 2020 at 11:40 pm

        Just like this shitty spam ridden site

  • private I
    January 25, 2020 at 12:57 am

    I am soooo glad someone else called it! i watched & the first thing i thought was…. he’s full of shit! 2nd is…. if I had gay sex with an NFL player I would have extorted him a lot sooner!
    Boy was full of shit & I’m pissed they didn’t vet him before allowing him to speak!
    total bullshit. “best” QB …. lmfao

  • Frank
    January 24, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    What’s real? Literally EVERYTHING you see on the news, social media, documentaries, is all about spinning the agenda. We need to go way back fuck technology humans can’t handle it.

  • Grishn
    January 24, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    The only good thing that came out of this was how the filthy spic played The fucking jew bob kraft and his wife


    • Anna
      January 24, 2020 at 11:59 pm

      why do you have to say things like “spic” this is not a racist website.
      it’s like you are doing this on purpose to say, “see look, they are racist”
      Grow the hell up.

      • Miss Chris
        January 25, 2020 at 12:33 am

        Anna, you’re right about one thing. This isn’t a “racist website”. It’s a website for normal human beings to share opinions openly and honestly. Away from tiresome virtue signalers like yourself. If words like “spic” hurt your feels… I suggest that you find yourself another place to play sweet.

        • Aieme
          January 25, 2020 at 8:22 am

          I’m a conservative. I don’t like a lot f PC crap, but will say that pointing out racism isn’t always “virtue signaling”. You’re suggesting that making outright racist comments is what “normal people do” is bizarre.

          • Miss Chris
            January 25, 2020 at 7:55 pm

            Aieme and Anna, I don’t think you guys get it. Normal, non-racist people still use words like “spic” all the time. Especially when referring to serial murderers like Aaron Hernandez.

            Christina Costales
            (Yes, that’s my real first and last name. Zero fucks given. So please lecture me some more about “racism”.) 😉

      • Chesley
        January 25, 2020 at 5:22 pm

        Anna you sound like you too are a filthy spic woman
        Lick my ass you doychebag

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          January 27, 2020 at 3:46 am

          Normal people to not use the word “spic”. It really is racist and derogatory.

          Now, off you fuck, Christina.


          • Miss Chris
            January 27, 2020 at 6:17 am

            Ha! You sound like such a good time Dick Scratcher… wanna send me a dick pic? Ya know?… A dick pic? Rhymes with SPIC 😉

        • Jay
          January 27, 2020 at 11:37 pm

          Why don’t go suck a dick Miss Chris bitch

          • Miss Chris
            January 28, 2020 at 7:33 pm

            Ha! Well… I’m not sure which part of my name makes WTF think that I’m white. I’m hispanic actually. I don’t know… maybe it’s just me… and my hispanic family… and my husband’s hispanic family… and our friends of all colors… that just don’t give a shit about the “spic” word. We just have a theory… that if you take words like that seriously… it only gives them power. It gives people that are actually racist the power to hurt a person of color. It’s not only my pet peeve when people get all uptight about racial slurs… I know that my family and friends feel the same. When I see the guy that calls himself Spic Tormentor here… it def doesn’t bother me. I even up vote his comments occasionally. He has insightful things to say sometimes. And it def doesn’t bother me or anyone else I know when people refer to Aaron Hernandez… the murderer, as a spic. But I guess not everyone agrees. I do apologize for coming across as racist. This is a place to share opinions… and that’s just mine… it’s fine that not everyone agrees. Not only is my skin brown, it’s pretty thick too. I’m definitely done with this little convo. Just wanted to state my peace. Feel free to keep on scrollin when you see my name if my opinions aren’t your cup of tea. Now if you’ll excuse me… I have a dick to go suck now at your request… my husband’s big brown one 😉

        • WTF
          January 27, 2020 at 11:39 pm

          Your ass is full of dickleberry, white trash cunt

          • Benny Buendia
            January 29, 2020 at 1:18 am

            I happen to agree with her as a first generation Cuban American. Maybe we ought to start looking at race a little different. Instead of clutching our pearls at every racially derogatory word, maybe just say, meh, who cares. She’s right, why give those words power. Me and my guys at my garage are every nationality you can think of. We laugh and joke all day and make little off color jabs at each other. It’s all in good fun. The only thing that insults me is when people assume i voted dem because im a brown guy.

  • Everyone knows
    January 24, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    That ak writes in 1..2..3 format. Get over yourself already. You are an evil, dubious villain feeding your own hand. Intelligent people here know you do read and have 25 alias accounts commenting to contribute to your “click bait” seriously bro, you need to get a life and a real job. You look so desperate it hurts. Rather embarrassing to tell you the truth.

    • Himmler
      January 24, 2020 at 9:35 pm


      Listen to you you fucking shitbag about getting a real job
      A real job like your mother had is that what you had in mind
      She used to suck cocks in a back booth at Sullys tap for rum and cokes you spic loving asshole

    • Miss Chris
      January 24, 2020 at 10:53 pm

      Ouch. Sounds like your vadge hurts. I’mma borrow another Turtle Riders line: Which blog is about you? Meeeeow!!

    • Miss Chris
      January 24, 2020 at 10:58 pm

      Ouch. Sounds like your vadge hurts. I’mma borrow another Turtle Riders line: Which blog is about you? Meeeeeow!!

  • No fudging happening here
    January 24, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    What I found most interesting was the 2002 records DJ had the record for passing and rushing. Was he that much of a badass?

  • bigdaddy
    January 24, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    So Aaron started out as tight end but ended as as a wide receiver

    • WRKO
      January 24, 2020 at 9:59 pm

      Thanks McPhee

      • WRKBlow
        January 27, 2020 at 11:44 pm

        Highly doubt it’s her

    • ImagineUsingThisName
      January 24, 2020 at 10:31 pm

      No shit.

      The guy references the QB/TE relationship from what seems like a very young HS age… which would lineup based on this article.

      I don’t understand how the fact that he didn’t play QB senior year discredits his story?

      Clickbaity TB

  • Cheddah
    January 24, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    Couldn’t help but feel disgusted seeing that gay scumbag lawyer (TB enemy) George Leontire trying to make a name for himself as well..

  • Betty Ford
    January 24, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    TB that’s good work. Thank you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Barry Obama
    January 24, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    I too have many great baseball memories, John. I thoroughly enjoy going to White Sox Arena here in Chicago. I really love watching number 24 score a lot of points.

  • This Is My Rifle
    January 24, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    Mr. Sansoucie seemed to be hot and heavy for Hernandez. Perhaps the star quarterback walked in on his dad rimming Aaron and is throwing giant cover for his butt loving “Marine” dad.
    They both look like 2 Full Metal Jacket jelly donut eating fags.

  • Crystal Laviolette
    January 24, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    I can smell a peen peeler 15 feet away and Aaron Hernandez is not gay. GAYNESS SHOWS and he ain’t got none. FFS.

    • Dan Z.
      January 25, 2020 at 8:18 am

      Some of the comments here are a hoot. “Gayness shows”? Give me a break. There are gay cops and soldiers who don’t come across as gay, and there are straight guys who DO come across as being gay. I remember this kid in high school who got picked on all the time by a couple of big, tough football jocks who decided he was gay. He hated sports, liked art and poetry, didn’t have a girlfriend. He eventually married a woman, had kids, then his wife left him because….can you guess why? Because he cheated on her with another woman. Some here are self righteous, sexually and emotionally insecure men who have this dire need to peg others and have them fit neat little boxes. No different than dopes who can only fly on planes if they have their emotional support chickens with them.

  • Just a Thought
    January 24, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    I agree with you that the documentary is BS. But I do like Maria Cramer’s journalism. She was part of the Spotlight team that did a series “Desperate and Dead.” It was about the closing of mental institutions and the problems created when nothing replaced them.

  • Randall
    January 24, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    I am so happy the filthy spic killed himself and embarrassed his jew owner Kraft

    Thank you Lord Jesus for President Trump

    • JK
      January 27, 2020 at 11:42 pm

      Yeah okay, now back to your trailer white boy

  • Cheesemo
    January 24, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    He was a lousy football player but he looks like he could really suck a cock

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    John Kerry
    January 24, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    Carlos Ortiz was my favorite Red Sock of all time. I really enjoyed going to Fenway Field and watching him make spectacular diving catches in center field. I would stand and cheer “Poppa Poppa!”

  • Masshole
    January 24, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Me and the GF said the same thing last night, this kid and his dad sre totally full of shit! Thank you for exposing what we all knew!

  • Gerry Rider
    January 24, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    So let me get this straight. He was the starting QB when they played together as juniors. They could very well have been the 2 best players on the team then. In the team photo and In the prom(?) picture they were side-by-side and this somehow means what? He lied about sucking Aaron’s dick? So does that mean your buddy Gerry slandered him when he put McPhee on to call him a homo? Make up your mind. was he a homo or not? Or, do you think he didn’t turn until prison? What is your point here really? He exaggerated his glory days a little or Aaron wasn’t gay? Do you actually think he selected the game footage the director cut into his interview? I think you’re just pissed they played the audio from the radio show of your buddy Gerry. You know, you keep sticking your nose this far up his ass and people are going to start talking about you 2. It’s funny you actually think you discovered something. All you did was give the Aaron was straight crowd something stupid to point to.

    • Cheesemo
      January 24, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      Gerry you sound like you’re in a deep homosexual panic
      Also please thank your mother for tongueing my asshole last night it was great

  • Avid listener
    January 24, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    Monica come on the love show Saturday. We love ratchet redemptions.

    • Monica Ciannavei
      January 25, 2020 at 12:30 pm

      Not sure how to do that/ who to talk to about it but I’m open to the idea!

  • Donald Trump is the Lord God
    January 24, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Spic faggot.

  • Monica Ciannavei
    January 24, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    let me start with this… people that hate turtleboy are usually salty for the following reasons:
    1. they had an article/blog written about them which exposed some truth on their actual lives which they will deny and make up excuses for… such as how the media got it wrong or it’s not their fault it was someone else
    2. they know someone an article was published about
    3. they don’t know the person at all but they look like such a nice person on the internet so how could they have done these things?! (parking lot pooper)

    I am a former “all star criminal” from 2017 and even though my life has since cleaned up I don’t hate this blog for adding my worst google trophy of all time. It was so widely noticed that I had a hard time getting a job after everything that was written about me. HOWEVER a lawsuit was never filed, death threats were never sent because as “disrespectful” as Turtleboy may come off, they really do seek out the truth as harsh as it may be. Bullshit knows bullshit and I could feel this guy’s hunger for fame and 15 mins the second I heard his bit about him and Hernandez. Plus side to not being a junkie hooker anymore…you know all the shit you’ve told yourself and other people to get by and you can tell when others are trying to do the same. I hope you guys keep digging I hope you expose this fuck for the fuck he is just like you did for me. probably the strangest thank you I’ve ever given but hey…thanks. In reality I don’t think people get as mad at the blogs as much as they do the comments OTHERS leave with secret screen names. I know that was how it was for me xoxo sleazytop

    • TortugaNiño
      January 24, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      Welcome to productive society, it aint all peaches and cream but beats the hell outta a life of addiction. May you stay clean and only ever appear on this site again in the comment section.

    • Everyone knows
      January 24, 2020 at 9:12 pm

      That ak writes in 1..2..3 format. Get over yourself already. You are an evil, dubious villain feeding your own hand. Intelligent people here know you do read and have 25 alias accounts commenting to contribute to your “click bait” seriously bro, you need to get a life and a real job. You look so desperate it hurts. Rather embarrassing to tell you the truth.

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