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In cities all across the country kids are jumping on the bandwagon and holding a protest for the sake of protesting. These are the same people who pitched tents in cities all across the country until it got cold out and they all of a sudden lost their passion for protest. Wall Street won because you were a joke to them and middle of the road, common sense people. At the end of the day they’re still rich, you’re still unemployable and your entire “movement” is just something we look back at now and laugh at. Truly hilarious.

Well these people have come out of the woodwork and started taking over American cities for a couple hours. Well, it’s not really so much taking over as it is general dooshnozzelry. I’ve seen so many of these geniuses say that this is some American rite of passage. But the problem with these dingbats is that they think they have the right to FORCE you to have a strong opinion on a matter that you don’t believe concerns you. This is America, we have the right to not care. You have the right to get your kid to his doctor’s appointment or get home to make their dinner after a long day of school. This is why I can’t stand this people. They don’t care about normal, hard-working people that don’t go out of their way to empathize with Michael Brown. Because we simply MUST be made AWARE of how we’re all in danger of being killed by the police. You know what my plan is to not get killed by the police? Don’t get in physical and verbal altercations with them. That should do the trick.

A prime example of what is wrong with these people comes from Minneapolis where some guy wanted to get home and protesters were blocking him. He honked the horn, but then started to drive away after they began jumping on his roof. Of course a protester got ran over because for whatever reason they don’t think they’re fair game in a public road. Because why have law and order when you can have anarchy and misplaced rage?

Check it out from closer. Even more insane….

Yea, if you wouldn’t drive away in terror if those savages were beating on your car, and if you wouldn’t say screw it and drive through anything you see, then you wouldn’t survive five seconds in the wild. I just wanna say that not only was this driver 100% in the right, I also wanna shake their hand. The hippies are all fired up that the driver wasn’t hung from a tree next to Darren Wilson.  But not a single one of them seems to think its a problem that a mob jumped on the hoodof someone’s car who happened to be driving down a road that his tax dollars pay for.

Please tell me what this guy was supposed to do.  Sit in his car and patiently wait for the animals to get off his hood and HOPE they allow him to safely travel home? Because everyone knows that when you don’t like the decision reached by a grand jury you are well within your rights to try to shut down the city of your choice.

You know what I’ve never done? Climb on the hood of someone else’s car while they’re inside of it. And wouldn’t you know it, I never been run over by a car. What a coincidence!!

Obviously this guy should’ve patiently waited for the mob to reach its verdict. It worked so well for Reginald Denny.

Then there’s the morons who tried to run onto I-93 in Boston the other night. I actually thought the cops should’ve handled that differently. You hippies wanna go play in traffic? Have at it.

Here’s the thing about these people. They don’t care about Michael Brown. They’re just bored college kids who are looking for something to protest. This will do. These are literally the exact same idiots who put tents up on Lake Ave and Wall Street to protest the fact that some people are rich and others are poor.

I’m all for free speech. You think there’s some big social wrong out there and you want to make some noise about it? Cool. Hold a protest march on campus. But the majority of us just would like to go about living our lives. We don’t have strong opinions about Ferguson because we just don’t have the time for it. We don’t care. Sorry, we just don’t. And you don’t have the right to make us care. This whole “shut it down” thing is tyranny. It implies that some radical, vocal extremist group has the right to decide when and where any American city can be threatened. Sorry dingleberries, but it doesn’t mean that you have the right to force us into caring by stopping traffic.

The bigger picture here with these protesters, is that this is the Michael Brown mentality – play with fire and then feign outrage when you get burned. Don’t wanna get killed by a cop? Don’t mouth off to them and try to take their gun. Don’t wanna get hit by a car? Don’t hold a meaningless protest in traffic. Boom. Turtleboy just solved race relations in America.