Guy Who Filmed Himself Telling His Son That His Mom Died From Heroin Started A $50K GoFundMe And Is Meeting Tons Of Chicks With New Found Internet Fame

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Last week we shared this story with you about a viral video showing a deadbeat Dad telling his 8 year old son that his mother died from a heroin overdose:

Troglodyte Tells 8 Year Old Son That His Mom Died Of A Heroin Overdose So He Could Become Internet Famous And Gain Fame From Traumatic Moment

The video is probably one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen:


It’s just so twisted it’s enraging. They couldn’t even put out the freaking cigarette. That’s how trashy they are. Of course you could’ve realized this guy was a piece of work by going through his Facebook pictures and seeing his jailhouse selfies from meeting up with his imprisoned boys and baby Mommas:



What’s even worse are the millions of idiots who watched this and said dumb things like this:



Anyway, you knew it was only a matter of time until the GoFundMe came out right?


Because there was a 0.0% chance they weren’t gonna start a GoFundMe. White trash is gonna white trash. It’s science. Unfortunately for them the page was taken down after so many people called them out on it. Brenden, who is now followed by over 60,000 people as a result of exploiting his son’s worst moment, was none too pleased about this:

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This guy really thinks he’s some sort of superhero because he shared the worst moment of his child’s life for the world to see. And he should talk, since he’s been clean for all of about 96 days. Brenden did an interview with Us Magazine and explained why he was trying to raise money:

Though Bickerstaff-Clark is currently residing in a sober house, he hopes to find a place where he can live with Cameron. For now, his son is staying in a homeless shelter with his paternal grandmother, Denise Clark-Dezee. “I would love to actually be there and be a dad and put him to bed at night and get him on the school bus,” Bickerstaff-Clark says. “My son lost his mother, I can’t let my son lose his father.” Clark-Dezee set up a GoFundMe to raise money for a place for Cameron to call home. 

I wish I screenshotted it before they took it down. Rookie move. Shame on Turtleboy. But it was amazing. Guess how much they were asking for:


Yup, $50,000!! You should’ve seen the wish list they had on there. Not only was it gonna pay for the funeral, it was also gonna get 40 year old Grandma an apartment AND pay for the poor kid’s college education. That’s literally what it said it was for. In other words, there was no way they were letting this tragedy go to waste. And everyone knows that giving money to recovering junkies without any way of tracking it afterwards is an effective way to help people in need.

Hey here’s a question – why is Grandma living in a homeless shelter? Because that’s not normal. People don’t just end up in homeless shelters without being complete fuck ups. How is the state of Ohio allowing this to happen to an 8 year old? Oh wait, it’s Ohio. Never mind.

But seriously, no kid should have to live in a homeless shelter. I’m hesitant to advocate that anyone be put in foster care because of some of the horror stories we’ve seen in the news, but at least a foster home is an actual home. Clearly Grandma is useless, just like her son, and they’re attempting to use this kid as a money maker after a woman they barely knew passed away from heroin.

Brenden is really milking his newfound “celebrity status” too. He’s letting his groupies know that him and Ma Dukes went and got coffee:


That he’s checking in at work:


He’s educating people that no one chooses to try heroin:


He’s trying to make people feel bad that he can’t see his son every day on account of being a loser:


He’s reminding all these hoes who didn’t want anything to do with him back in the day that he’s NOT accepting their friend request now that he’s an Internet dooshnozzle celebrity extraordinaire:


He’s sharing his God awful poetry:



That’s literally the worst poem I’ve ever read. Obviously this moron thinks he’s Robert fucking Frost because he made a viral video that most people recognize was disgraceful. But his groupies are LOVING the hot iambic pentameter takes:

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Sorry if he’s not returning your messages ladies, his inbox is full:


Don’t worry though, because evidently he is single again:


His groupies are also very defensive of anyone who criticizes him or his GoFundMe scam:


Let’s be honest – this kid’s mother dying is the best thing that ever happened to this guy and his mother. He’s clearly not grieving, nor is he the least bit sad about it. He just wanted to use her death to meet some chicks and hopefully make a few bucks at the same time. If he got real lucky someone working for the state would feel bad for him and let him have his kid back. That was clearly the plan.

Anyway, heroin addiction might be the equivalent of a mental disease, but it’s not really a “disease” as we know it. When we use that term we are referring to a sickness that you contract through no fault of your own. Like cancer. This woman put it best:


Preach girl!! That’s a real tragedy right there. A good Dad, there for his kid, who died through no fault of his own. And unlike this poor kid in the video, this young man won’t have to relive the worst day of his life every time he goes on Youtube for the rest of his life.

P.S. We also noticed that he’s posed for a lot of pictures of himself at a grave of a baby named Carter David Clark:




Who the fuck takes a graveyard selfie? We also found this GoFundMe for a baby from the same town in Ohio named Carter David Clark. Evidently the baby died of SIDS, which more often than not means the parents neglected the baby. If they ever give this piece of shit custody of his little boy back again I will completely lose faith in everything. Fuck this guy and everyone who is supporting him.


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28 Comment(s)
  • Dr. turtle
    October 19, 2016 at 7:53 am

    Dude. SIDS is not more often than not caused by parental neglect. Holy shit you are dumb.

  • A Fish Called Wanda
    October 18, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    If his son is “beyond taken care of,” why is he living in a shelter with his grandmother instead of with his asshat father??? Anyone who donated to this jizzwad’s Go Fund Me page needs to have their head examined. Like the KID would ever see any of that money. I could telljust based on this douchebag’s video that he’d try something to capitalize off it. Disgraceful. I pray for that kid.

  • Publius
    October 18, 2016 at 10:19 am

    Junkies are so F-up. What a piece of sh*t this guy is. Neither of them probably worked, baby momma and baby daddy so when pops relapses and ODs no SSI for the son. Even worthless in death.

  • KimberlyS
    October 18, 2016 at 9:31 am

    ‘Dad’ looks like a cartoon character.

    Bless this little boy. He’s going to need it.

  • clarence
    October 18, 2016 at 8:36 am

    Turtle boy gonna hate as usual..can’t stand it when a ninja gets a little penny can you. Addiction is a disease not a choice homie give a ninja some credit for being clean you faggot

    • Clarence is an addict too
      October 18, 2016 at 10:25 am

      Holy shit this guy is a juggalo?! It all makes perfect sense now!

  • oeMomma
    October 18, 2016 at 7:35 am

    I started my own Go Fund Me. You know how I did it? I get my ass out of bed every morning and go to work.

  • BobnMic
    October 18, 2016 at 2:50 am

    And on top of that much of the cash flow that flows through the appropriation of illegal drugs for the sick drug addicts comes DIRECTLY from motorists giving money to the corner beggars. Not all but much. Ignore these people. Do you really think that life is so bad that they can not get a job and not street beg? Come-on. Really?

    Nice job there Marie ^^^ you seem to be getting your shit together. Nice to see someone progress rather than regress. Teach your old pal Anna something will ya? She needs a ton of help…

  • Ashamed Atholian
    October 18, 2016 at 2:25 am

    A lesson I learned the hard way years ago-do NOT give any money-not even a cent-
    to a drug addict, recovering or not. It’s just too tempting for them and it will always go into a pocket
    of a local poison dealer. There is no way this Vanilla Ice knock-off isn’t on welfare & mass-health.
    He has everything he needs. Don’t waste your money on worthless people like this.

    • Alexander Knight
      October 18, 2016 at 7:09 am

      Well, he’s from Ohio, so I’m gonna go out on a limb here and wager that he’s not on MassHealth. Nice to see you read the article though.

  • BobnMic
    October 18, 2016 at 1:34 am

    And for all those that hate me in here and will vote me down – allow you and I to drop the bullshit for one second by saying I was exactly this kid’s age when I was told my father was killed. 8 years old. A very different situation than this incident. In fact a total opposite. Can’t get into the specifics or else anonymous will no longer be. Can’t have that.

    But I grew up with my dad not only looking out for me but on my shoulders in spirit through all of Grammar, Junior High School playing hockey, High School playing football, hockey and baseball then joining the military right out of High school just he did before I entered college. Dad was a Navy man. I was Army.

    My dad was an awesome football player grid iron middle line backer and running back all pro from South High School drafted by the Denver Broncos at the age of 16. He declined the NFL draft then dropped out of High School, forged his date of birth to be older, then joined the Navy. He served in War on a battle ship then later finished High School. After his tour of duty he met my mom and then they invented this nutjob called BobnMic.

    A story that really should not be told because who in here gives a fuck. My haters will give me 37 down votes just for posting anyway.

    I guess what I am trying to say is when I see this video of this 8 year old boy he reminds me of me when I found that my dad was no longer coming home. I remember saying the exact same things, “What? How?”

    • BobnMic please go away
      October 18, 2016 at 6:23 am

      You actually think people read your drivel and actually give a fuck what you have to say? LOL!

    • BobnMic's Lonely Penis
      October 18, 2016 at 7:01 am

      Boy, when you tell a lie you really go all out. Does hillary clinton get her ideas from you?

    • Tiny Violin
      October 18, 2016 at 8:32 am

      Weeee wooo… Weeee wooooo

      Woo woo

    • bigdaddy
      October 18, 2016 at 9:56 am

      hey bob is it true you like gerbils ? How do you feel about hamsters?

      • KimberlyS
        October 18, 2016 at 10:15 am

        Not enough tail. Tail is important.

        • BobnMic
          October 18, 2016 at 3:50 pm

          Thanks a lot KJDS. As what was it again that I said to you to offend you? I forgot. Oh that’s right – nothing!

          • KimberlyS
            October 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm

            I just thought the gerbil/hamster comparison was funny. It really wasn’t meant to be a personal attack on you.

            I typically try and stay out of whatever you guys are ranting about.

            Seriously – just about the gerbil/hamster. Pretend I was talking about Richard Gere.

          • BobnMic
            October 18, 2016 at 3:59 pm

            Ok and acknowledged. Thank you for that.

          • BobnMic
            October 18, 2016 at 4:03 pm

            Albeit KJDS poor judgement at humor aimed at someone else in here I’ll submit to you. That I did not deserve and I thought a person like you would know better…

          • BobnMic
            October 18, 2016 at 10:00 pm

            KJDS – After further review in accordance to your past logic and posts which I thought was solid and once respected by me – if someone would, out of nowhere, do a nutty on you then I jump on the band wagon and added onto that with a stupid fucking asshole comment – would that be ok with you?

            You fucking know it would not be.

            Example Asshole Anna the fake lawyer from Holden: “Hey KJDS – why don’t you stick a gerbil in your ass you nasty bitch and shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about you or what you say!”

            Then me trying be all kinds of cool jumping on the band wagon: “Not enough tail. Tail is important.”

            Then you fucking come back with – “just about the gerbil/hamster. Pretend I was talking about Richard Gere.”

            I will “pretend” nothing asshole. Maybe you live in la la land but I do not. And as much as I wanted to accept your half fucking ass apology given the fact that I always respected your views and your past lack of engaging into this mess that the fake lawyer has created – well you just entered into it. So what’s next? You’ll team with Fiesty Anna the fake lawyer then in a few weeks she will call you every rotten name in the book. This is what you want huh? Man I had so much respect for you and plus your screen avatar always gave me the munchies.

            And just like the fake lawyer always does – I’m sure your wrath now is locked and loaded with safety off. Go ahead fire at will. I could give two flying fucks. The more I out the assholes in here – the better I feel…

          • Your lonely heart
            October 18, 2016 at 10:27 pm

            Is it broken into pieces?

          • BobnMic
            October 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

            Wow Fiesty Anna from Holden. I thought you’d be more creative than this ^^^ stupid shit…

    • Justice
      October 18, 2016 at 1:17 pm

      No little boy should have to go through that. I’m sorry for the pain that caused you. And I hope your critics are right and you made that up.

      • BobnMic
        October 18, 2016 at 3:48 pm

        It is a true story. Why would I or anybody else make something like that up? My point was that I feel for this kid. I was in his shoes once and I know it sucks. It’s a life changer.

        And look at this one asshole under several different screen names mocking it. Just when I thought she can’t get any lower she proves me wrong time and time again.

        • Justice
          October 18, 2016 at 11:03 pm

          I am sorry Bobnmic. I like everyone here. Comments are hysterical. Can’t take anyone seriously. Who cares if Anonymous A hates Anonymous B?

        • BobnMic
          October 18, 2016 at 11:31 pm

          Well you are right about that there Justice. Finally a voice of reason enters. Thank you. I thought I was going insane with this nonsense in here!

          I get caught up with the dickwads and wadettes ( mostly dickwadetts ) because I simply do not take that sort of crap in real life. Learned that at a very young age. In as much as I wanted to water down my engagement to adversarial commentations – I just find it difficult to ignore especially when it is a personal attack on me or of a woman that simply is trying to mind her own business.

          That’s when I get goofy.

          Not necessarily in that order. In fact not in that order at all. In fact the opposite. I was just to lazy to delete and retype. Which I am now doing. So I guess I’m really not all that lazy but more choosy. Or just plain goofy no matter what. I dunno.


    • BobnMic
      October 18, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      I fucking knew it. Can’t be real for one fucking minute in here without Fiesty Anna and her band of losers fucking things up. Fucking knew it.

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