There’s nothing about this story that’s even remotely believable. Naturally Masslive and countless other morons are falling for it, which is exactly what the Hampshire College students who put this hoax together hoped they would do.

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Here’s your hate crime hoax of the week out of the SJW’s Republic of Northampton:

A man standing along Bridge Street Saturday, waving a flag featuring Nazi symbolism did not receive a warm welcome in Northampton this weekend. The man, hidden behind a black cap and face mask, was soon confronted. Several students at Hampshire College loudly called attention to his presence, calling him a Nazi. His presence appears reactionary to the Women’s March happening in Northampton that day. As nearly 5 million marched across the country, an estimated 3,000 came together in downtown Northampton Saturday for a sister march to the Women’s March on Washington.

Maximilian Beauchene, a student at Hampshire College, shot video of the encounter and uploaded the footage to Facebook, where it has been shared widely since Saturday. He and a friend intended to confront the man after seeing him waving the flag on Bridge Street. “Seeing something like that – an act of hate – it just can’t not be confronted,” he said. “We live here, this is our community.”

In the video, the masked man denied the genocidal killing of millions during the Holocaust. While speaking to the man, people questioned why he hid his identity. “I’m not ashamed for myself, it’s for the people I know,” he said.  Multiple uniformed Northampton police officers were called to the scene. Officers spoke with both the man and the group confronting him.  Once the Women’s March began, the self-identified fascist returned to his vehicle and left the area. Police say the day was peaceful and no arrests were made.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Anyone who thinks for even a split second that that entire video wasn’t 1,000% staged is a fucking idiot. If you do believe that was actually real, then you should email Barstool Sports and apply for a job. Because you’d fit right in there.

First of all, what are the odds that there would be a LONE Nazi man with a mask on, waving a Nazi flag, in fucking NORTHAMPTON???!!! And then guess who just so happened to be the first people to come across this Nazi, who was apparently standing there without getting noticed in NORTHAMPTON, before they arrived? A Hampshire College student named Maximilian Beauchene. This was Maximilian before Hampshire College:

And this is what Hampshire College does to a person:

It’s the only school in the country where it’s trendy to become transgender. Everyone’s doing it. Maximilian is also one of those names that can easily transition to female. If he’s not Maxine already, it’s only a matter of time.

Anyway, it just so happened that a student from the snowflake capital of the world, a school that produced Trigglypuff, Jennie Chenkin, and burnt the American flag after the election, just so happened to be in the right place at the right time.

Here’s Maximilian’s story he’s telling about coming across this lone Nazi:

Hold on. So you were on a bus, presumably as a passenger. You yelled at the driver to immediately stop the bus because you saw a lone masked Nazi waving a flag in NORTHAMPTON, the driver stopped the bus, and you went over and “confronted” your friend, who was pretending to be a Nazi so you could play the brave social justice warrior.

I mean, look at the language this kid is using. “It is absolutely not where our resistance ends.” Like he’s fucking Braveheart. Did you hear them in that video? These guys try acting like such SJW hardos the whole time. As if any of them has ever bene in a fight their entire sheltered lived. Look at Northampton Santa trying to get his 15 minutes of fame by getting in his face and yelling “take the fucking mask off.”

Newsflash Santa – you could’ve taken the mask off right there. But you didn’t. Because you know who’s behind the mask, and you and your hippie friends from Hampshire College put this entire charade together.

And as you can see, Maxine is using this opportunity to show the rest of his SJW friends that he will “confront, call out, and destroy” any Nazi on sight like he’s Brad fucking Pitt in Inglorious Bastards:

And since he’s such a badass, he even made the Nazi cry:

He “broke him down” through “reprogramming”

He basked in the SJW praise

And he was gonna remove the mask, but the cops were there:

Har-do!!

Except the cops weren’t there when the video started. They only came there after this charade dragged on for 15 minutes. He could’ve taken it off, but he didn’t need to because he knew who was under the mask.

Anyone who believes this was real for even a second is a moron of epic proportions. Ya know, someone really, really dumb, like the largest media outlet in Western Massachusetts:

Notice Masslive doesn’t even bother to question whether or not this is real. In their article they didn’t ask any of the protesters what they were allegedly on a bus for. Where were they going? And why didn’t they take his mask off? The questions are just so obvious, and it’s probably so easy to catch them in a lie. This is why people read Turtleboy Sports – because the mainstream is so, so, so, so bad at what they do.

Then again Masslive has an agenda, since they endorsed Hillary Clinton, so perpetuating this whole “Nazis are coming out to play because of Trump” narrative is on page one of their playbook:

Oh and it happened on the day after Trump got inaugurated. Gee whiz, what are the odds?

Luckily some of the commenters were asking questions that Masslive didn’t:

GFQ Keshauna. The answer is simple though – because then we’d know which Hampshire College snowflake was under that mask pretending to be a Nazi for page views.

Look, I’ve seen Nazi and white supremacist assholes on video before. They’re proud of being bigoted and they don’t give a shit. They also don’t roll solo or wear masks. The only people who wear masks are SJW’s playing anarchists and protesting Donald Trump:

Real Nazis and groups like the Westboro Baptist Church don’t hide their faces:

Because they’re Nazis and they stopped giving a shit what people think of them a long, long time ago.

That Nazi in the video was scared shitless the entire time. He had no convictions, and then started talking about being a Buddhist!! A fucking BUDDHIST!!! They expected us to believe this?

My favorite part was around the 1:25 mark when the cops got there and told the cameraman that it was his job to be impartial. The SJW rolling the film laughs at him and tells him that’s not his job. God I would’ve loved to see him get hit by the bus he came in on right then and there.

Anyway, let’s just for the sake of argument pretend for a moment this was real. Even if the guy was a Nazi, who gives a shit? It’s one freaking dude. One. He’s not an elected official. He’s not setting policy. He’s just a misguided nobody with bigoted thoughts. That’s not illegal. If the goal is to make him not be a Nazi, how does a bunch of people threatening him help achieve that goal? Whether or not you agree with what he’s got to say, he’s got a right to say it. The real miracle of this video is how they managed to make an alleged Nazi look sympathetic.

Don’t tell that to Maximilian’s SJW friends though…..

“An actual Nazi.” Social Justice Warriors love to use the words “actual” and “literal.” Because they’ve been calling so many people Nazis and racists over the years that it’s lost its meaning. So they have to let people know they’re not just using hyperbole this time. This was an “actual literal Nazi.” As opposed to a conservative they’re just casually calling a Nazi.

See:

They love it.

The funny part is, these people are the “actual literal Nazis” themselves. Nazis used fear and intimidation to police thought and make sure dissenters kept their opinions to themselves. Ya know, kind of like this:

Because making people live in fear because of their beliefs is the definition of fascism. It doesn’t matter how backwards their opinions are, they have a right to believe what they want. This is how freedom and democracy work. Our job is to make sure they never obtain a plurality, which will render them irrelevant. But as we’ve seen from these people time and time again, they are the real bullies. They are the real fascists. They are the lowest of the low. And since there’s no real Nazis around to confront, they had to make one up for the Facebook praise.

P.S. Maximilian – there’s nothing to be proud of for getting into Hampshire College:

Literally everyone gets into Hampshire College. That’s why they don’t have grades there. They just want your $62,000 a year, and they’ll take any idiot, regardless of how dumb they are, so long as Mommy and Daddy are good for the check.

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