Hardo Hillbillies Leave Motionless Body In Middle Of Coventry Street After Terrorizing Neighborhood In Truck With No License Plate


A turtle rider from Rhode Island sent us this video today from Coventry of some hardo’s doing hardo things in a hardo truck in a residential neighborhood.

The weirdest part is how she didn’t even explain why this guy was lying in the middle of the street getting stomped on.

That poor kid must’ve had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

I don’t know what this guy’s name is, but I’m willing to bet he owns at least 3 Tap Out shirts, has no savings, and overcompensates for his very small penis by by driving around in a truck that exists only to make noise and destroy the environment.

Nice shoes asshole. Never thought I’d see the day where a guy in bootleg Vans and skinny jeans could pass as a tough guy, but here we are.

The driver looked exactly like the kind of guy who would drive a truck that the Vatican could use to signal when there’s no Pope.

No plates of course. And Gina Raimando is having the cops harass people with Massachusetts license plates. Newsflash Gina – your state is filled with assholes like this. The kung flu is the least of your problems.

Apparently the driver of the truck did a delete and retreat after showing up on the woman’s page.

Not sure if Joshua Marc is a real name or a Facebook alias, but surely someone out there must recognize these queefs. Send me an email at or message Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook if you wanna help identify them.



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49 Comment(s)
  • You owe Johnny $20 bucks
    November 27, 2020 at 8:26 pm

    The only Cash this shrimp dick red neck has belongs to Johnny. Kids a hard cunt.

  • Fuck all these goombahs
    April 11, 2020 at 11:22 am

    There’s already far too much coal burning, I mean coal rolling being done in the state. Weird flex from Rebecca Rathbun. You’re admitting that you told strangers (pieces of bloody shit or not) to slow the fuck down, in front of your KIDS? Ratchet as fuck.

  • randiguy2006
    April 10, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    This is so fake.

    Be better TB.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    April 10, 2020 at 1:48 pm

    It looks like West Warwick is spilling over into Coventry.

  • WHUD FM 100.7
    April 10, 2020 at 12:35 am

    Sounds like the type chap Greta Turdberg hangs out with.

  • Gretta Thunbird
    April 9, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    How dare you??!

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 9, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Rebecca’s got some eggs, especially as it is darkly exhausting to deal with the density of this ilk’s slow-witted existence, where hardo acts fill in for intelligence. i often wonder what it’s like to be that dumb, and if they are aware of their stunted brains.

  • theme music
    April 9, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    • Albert Poppwell
      April 9, 2020 at 9:34 pm

      I’s got to know….
      how do you embed these videos?

  • Pole Smokers
    April 9, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    These guys are total faggots they spend all day on their beards, appearance and fb posts they probably paid somebody to modify their truck to run like shit and make all that smoke. Women aren’t interested in shitty smokey trucks and jizz stained beards. These guys are focused on attracting other men and they both look 30 something so not a high school popularity contest.

    It’s the return of the macho homosexual man like Juicy Jeremy in his jacked off Jeep getting women murdered at ManchVegas. All that black smoke hides the 2 butt bandits going at it in the bed of the truck.

  • Auburnaut
    April 9, 2020 at 8:51 pm

    Maybe they just got out of jail because of the kung flu and had some catching up to do…

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    April 9, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    Big truck? ✓
    Coal roller?✓
    Over- compensation for a micro- penis ? ✓
    What a cunt !

    • Bureau of Prisons Inmate 12060-016
      April 9, 2020 at 9:41 pm

      Mr. Patriarca,
      Don’t a few members of the family live in Coventry? Yes, I know these legitimate businessmen were framed by the feds, and it is certain that if they were back in town, these sorts of things would not be happening.

      All the best.

  • the virgin Connie Swail
    April 9, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    you should explore anal bleaching

  • Mario Como
    April 9, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Some one should tell him to clean his boyfriends cum off his hat before he goes out in public

    He looks like a weak cunt

  • Johnny G
    April 9, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    That’s a woman laying in the street. Look close you can see her bra.

  • Judge dread
    April 9, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    He might be a shitbag, but at-least he coal rolling.

    • Judge dread
      April 9, 2020 at 7:21 pm

      The judge doesn’t discriminate- this yah dude deserves a Chicago necklace.

      April 10, 2020 at 12:36 pm


  • Gimme the needle
    April 9, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    Fuckin Coal Rollin Chevy, the truck of assclowns everywhere. Big truck=little dick…

  • Jordis
    April 9, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Men who drive trucks like that are trying to turn the heads of other guys….

    So obviously they are a couple. I just cant tell who the bitch is.

    • Joshua Marc (fagboy slim)
      April 9, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      I’m the bottom, I love getting drilled in the ass by anyone who smells like diesel fuel. I also have a huge collection of beanie babies

    • whatevuh
      April 9, 2020 at 8:16 pm

      yeah, when they hear the loud noise, they get a boner from it

  • Fast Eddie
    April 9, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    Whiny cunt voice – acckkk

  • WeRFucked
    April 9, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    The only thing more gay than wearing those shoes is knowing what kind of shoes they are from a grainy video and the only thing gayer than that is wearing them in a fb video.

    • WeRFucked
      April 10, 2020 at 9:45 am

      I didn’t write that but I agree with it.

  • Charles
    April 9, 2020 at 6:20 pm

    Poor people problems.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    April 9, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    I think the driver with the beard is from Rutland, or Barre, MA they all look like that out there

    • WeRFucked
      April 10, 2020 at 9:41 am

      Those fucking trashy people clogging up Route 122 thru our beautiful town.

      Fuck them. Are there no dentists past the Holden town line? Why do they have such bad oral hygiene? Why is an education optional in Rutland, and nonexistent in Barre?

  • JimmyBooms
    April 9, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    It looks like a woman laying down in the street or maybe justina Smellit. Either way they are clowns. If they did beat up that boy or woman then that’s the only illegal thing I saw and I didn’t even see that. The trucks a Diesel that why it smokes when you punch the gas. Residential is 20 or 25 mph so maybe they were speeding but right now we have a half video and the word of Broadway Becky.

  • WeRFucked
    April 9, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    Greta Thunberg is watching that $1500 piece of shit truck kill the earth with it’s diesel exhaust.

    The drive is a dick.

    • it's a diesel
      April 9, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      You don’t punch the gas in a diesel truck because it doesn’t use gas it uses diesel fuel that’s why it’s called a diesel.

      • zzzzzzzz
        April 9, 2020 at 10:14 pm

        Thank you for that enlightening info. I had no idea the poster was referring to the accelerator pedal. Are you an engineer?

      • WeRFucked
        April 10, 2020 at 9:34 am

        And you replied to the wrong comment which makes you look like an asshole.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 9, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    My brother just bought a house in Rhode Island but still has a Massachusetts drivers license and he wasn’t allowed to go golfing because they said he’s from out of state. It’s nice to see that your governor has her priorities. We are fucked

  • Larry
    April 9, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    The friggin backwards hat is the Bulls hat of the white boy world. Turn your friggin hat around.

    • Boston Irish
      Boston Irish
      April 9, 2020 at 6:02 pm


  • hartf811
    Aristotle Onassis
    April 9, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Cranston used to be a nice little suburb with cute little guinea chicks with ribbons in their hair that were ladies by day and total whores in the back seat. Disco died and hairdos in coal burning dualies moved in? Michelle Morvillo where are ye?

    • Carlo Tempesta
      April 9, 2020 at 7:22 pm

      That brings back fond memories of your mother licking my balls in the back seat of my mustang

      • Bruno
        April 10, 2020 at 7:09 am

        You knew his mom also? She was quite the ball licker. Prefered that I not wash after a hard days work, she really liked those sweaty balls.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 9, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Rolling Coal.

    • True Reality Speaks
      D.O.N.E. is a NAMBLA Sausage Fest
      April 9, 2020 at 8:05 pm

      Pussy Patrol

  • kill them
    April 9, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    Looks staged. Real or not the guys in the truck should be executed by burning.

  • whatevuh
    April 9, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Hardo’s from Coventry? No such thing. They must be from outta town. Should be pretty easy to spot that truck . . . dumb asses

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm

    I wonder if skinny jeans has ever read a book. Child support stuff doesn’t count.

  • Snarky Pete
    April 9, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    The motionless person gets up…FAKE NEWS!!! You’re better than this, TB.

    • Snarky Pete
      April 10, 2020 at 8:45 am

      Glad two of us saw the woman lying motionless got up before the camera cut away. God, you’re all sheep downvoting something so obviously correct.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 9, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Everything that dude is wearing is from the teens section at walmart

    Motorhead white trash are right up there with junkies and spics: useless to society.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    April 9, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    My son assaults women.

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