Haverhill Hog Donkey Leaves Bartender $90 Check For Bill With $2 Tip, Check Bounces, He Ignores Calls, Backfires Majorly


Scumbag alert out of Haverhill (redundant, I know):

More of this please! This is the single best way to stop shitty behavior – public shaming. Do you think Brandon Dion would’ve pulled a move like this if he thought that J. Brian’s Pub & Grille would blow up his spot on Facebook? Nope. This is a move you pull if you think the business is too politically correct to call you out on your bullshit and throw you to the court of public opinion. They’re not gonna bring you to court over a $86 bill, so this is their next best option. We encourage all business owners to do this, and feel free to send it to us if you’d like us to find out more on them.

As for Brandon Dion, he lacks the prerequisite digital footprint that usually accompany chuds like this, so we’re popping his Google trophies cherry. Not only did he not pay, he tipped $2 on a $86 tab and was rude to the bartender the whole time. It takes a special kind of asshole to pull off a stunt like that.

Here’s my question – why did they accept a check in the first place? It’s Haverhill. There’s a 75% chance that if someone from Haverhill writes you a check it’s gonna bounce. That’s just science. The dead giveaway was he couldn’t even spell “ninety,” and he paid $4 than he was supposed to. Ain’t no one in Haverhill paying a penny more than they have to for anything. He might as well have written an IOU on his napkin.

You should’ve called them back Brandon. Or just not have been a penis to the bartender so they’d hate you a little bit less. Or had money in your bank account. Or tipped more than $2. Or not have ordered $86 worth of food and drink for yourself at LUNCH!! Or have gone to a different bar that was too afraid to publicly shame you for being so terrible. Lesson learned bitch.


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57 Comment(s)
  • Luigi Puface & Associates
    April 26, 2019 at 5:43 am

    Track him down and administer ball peen treatments to his fingers.
    Then pull the cash plus processing and collection fees from his pocket.

  • Melli_Fera
    April 25, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    how does the restaurant have a picture of the check after it bounced? The check would have gone back to the account holder, no?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      April 25, 2019 at 1:44 pm

      You can scan checks for electronic deposit, no?

    • Yes?
      April 25, 2019 at 10:19 pm

      You can call the bank and inquire about sufficient funds, no? Which is likely what they did since they don’t normally accept checks at the restaurant, no?

    • Greg
      April 29, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      No. When a check bounces, it goes back to the party that deposited it, not the person who wrote it.

    • Greg
      April 29, 2019 at 8:39 pm

      No. When a check bounces, it goes back to the party that deposited it, not the person who wrote it.

  • Paul Manafort
    April 25, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Can someone send me some money for new flip flops for the shower? You can use this straight shooters bank account number. Tata for now.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    April 25, 2019 at 9:37 am

    yeah and I thought it was us darkies that didnt tip.

    • Illhans hairy pits and overgrown mitt
      April 25, 2019 at 10:01 am

      Randall? Zum peeple did zumthing?

  • CalmYourTits
    April 25, 2019 at 7:45 am

    There are far too many holes in this story. Such poor reporting. The restaurant didn’t even wait 24 hours to try to reach the patron? Maybe it was a stolen check, you called a guy a few times who was unaware his checkbook was swiped, and he has no idea wtf you are talking about. Call the bank, make them put a hold on his abbount until you can get your money, thats why the banks name is on the check, oh and social media, you have his facebook… talk to his wife/mother/father/sister/ someone related to him. chances are if he is a piece of shit his family will confirm or try to help you out.

    Oh and I do not check on comments… yeah. have fun disliking my opinion.

    • WeRFucked
      April 25, 2019 at 8:31 am

      I have to agree. The check has not bounced… unless… the bar uses the same bank, went to deposit this check the same day it was written… and was told the funds aren’t available? Deposit the check… if it bounces isn’t there a fee to the account holder of $15 or something? Won’t the bank will honor the check, and overdraw the account, putting the check writers account into the negative?

      If they called that bank to verify the funds… maybe the money wasn’t there, but today it is? The bozo who wrote the check might have thought he had a day to get the money into his account… perhaps his paycheck gets deposited on the 25th?

      Either way… this check doesn’t appear to have bounced. The Google images of bounced checks all have stamps on them saying “NSF” (non sufficient funds) or similar…

      • Online Banking
        April 25, 2019 at 1:39 pm

        Guys – You don’t have to go to a bank to deposit checks – so they wouldn’t necessarily get sent back to the person OR have a stamp on them. We deposit checks at our office every day with a scanner. The checks never leave this building. After we deposit them, we shred them.

  • Seed bag
    April 25, 2019 at 5:26 am

    Of course, now he’s gonna go through this big act about how his checks were stolen and someone ( not him) used them….

  • Don't need to to be money. To use those checks
    April 25, 2019 at 5:25 am

    What’s crazy is everyone has the same rights. Watch this asshole end up with money from this because people posted his checking account number online with the routing number and the account number. Whether or not there is any money people can use those numbers online and make purchases.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    April 25, 2019 at 5:24 am

    This is the type of guy that will close this account out, and still write a few checks after that. Obviously, it isn’t the first rubber check he’s written, he knew going into the place exactly what he was gonna do. It’s a version of chew and screw. When the server is busy, you leave the check and take off…. Only this idiot might as well introduced himself first.

  • Rizzy Swallows The Jizzy
    April 24, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    Brandon you are cute and hot snd I want you down on all fours in my next video

  • Ted Baxter
    April 24, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    They still make checks.

    • Punctuation Nazi
      April 24, 2019 at 9:46 pm

      Yes they do! Thank you for stating the obvious. Or was that supposed to be a question?

      • WeRFucked
        April 25, 2019 at 8:19 am

        Why so many dislikes on Nazi’s comment. He has a point?

        • PN
          April 25, 2019 at 10:15 pm

          Are you assuming my gender?

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    April 24, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    He’s a good boy, a very good boy. Nah, he’s a douche and a loser

  • Liawatha Warren
    April 24, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Thanks for his account and routing numbers, he just posted a small donation to my campaign.

    • Z
      April 24, 2019 at 9:07 pm

      I was going to comment on that. For some unknown reason people freak out about that. “It’s my account #, people shouldn’t know it!!!!!”

      Every time you write a check the person or business at the other end knows your account #. The world doesn’t come to an end. Write 100 checks to 100 different recipients and 100 recipients know your checking account #.

      If a financial institution did what just happened here, they could be fined via the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act of 1999. The account # maybe considered non-public personal information. I never figured how you could write a check and keep your account # hidden. I’ve never seen anything that states the moment you write a check to be given to anyone else you’ve given permission to the world to see the account #.

    • Ericka
      April 24, 2019 at 9:44 pm

      Someone is gonna go shopping and buy a bunch of stuff on amazon. Too bad he didn’t call them back. Idk I’d close that account now that the checking account was made public. Even though there’s no money

    • Fight Fight
      April 24, 2019 at 9:48 pm

      You cant draw water ftom a stone. You will have to time your withdrawal to the exact day and time his account is credited with ebt money.

    • itsjustme
      April 24, 2019 at 11:08 pm

      It bounced over only $90, pointless to have those numbers for an account with negative dollars.

  • Total Mayhem
    April 24, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    What a wus, probably drank wine coolers too.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    April 24, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    You posted his name, address, and account number online. Brilliant move.

    Have you made the proper notifications regarding this security breach in accordance with General Laws, Chapter 93H? I thought not. This could get exciting.

    • Hmmmmm...
      April 24, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      On the bright side there’s no money in the account for anyone to get their hands on lmao

    • True Reality Speaks
      Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      April 24, 2019 at 7:13 pm

      Actually, JBrians’ did. TB simply re-posted.

      You lib tards really don’t have even a single brain cell amongst yourselves, do you?

      • Hey Dumbass
        April 24, 2019 at 8:04 pm

        This post has zero to do with liberals you fucking idiot.

        • Give a Lib a Throatslit
          April 24, 2019 at 8:44 pm


          • Stunt Penis
            April 24, 2019 at 9:09 pm

            Love the name. Two thumbs up.

          • Hey Dumbass
            April 24, 2019 at 9:32 pm

            I voted for Trump, you scumsucking inbred.

    • george costanza
      That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
      April 24, 2019 at 8:13 pm

      RETARD, the bar posted it all over FB and he is a broke ass bitch so no worries there. guaranteed that was an old address on a closed acct

    • Hugh Mungous
      April 24, 2019 at 9:50 pm

      Were you born a cunt or did you grow up to be one

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    April 24, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    Brandon looks like a lobotomized amoeba…

    Liz Warren said it’s ok to bounce a check if you write “student loan” in the memo section.

  • capone181
    Total Mahem
    April 24, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    Brandon looks like a lobotomized amoeba.

    Liz Warren told him he is not responsible for bounced checks, if you write “student loan” in the memo section…

  • Chewnscrew
    April 24, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    It’ll be a shame if the real Brandon Dion alerted the bank once he realized that his checkbook was stolen.

  • Hart Ford
    April 24, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Now that I have his account numbers I can go to his bank account and get……… OH!
    nothing. Never mind.

  • Walter "Tight Wallet" Bird
    April 24, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    I am gonna use this opportunity to rip off TB instead of placing a ad. I need a chick with a dump truck to go around and pick up unread copies of my failing magazine. Heavy lifting is required. And a nearby town dump permit. You must have big tits and come in for a interview. Dress sexy. A equal opportunity employer.

    • WeRFucked
      April 24, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      Walter drop off a stack at my place. The birds (no relation) love them in their cages. I always put your picture facing up. You should see what my birds do to your image.

  • WeRFucked
    April 24, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    How do you spell loser?
    B R A N D O N.

    see also: Asswipe.

    Mr. & Mrs. Dion, chudstuffer’s dad & mom, failed. I place 50% blame on them.

  • Third World Brandon
    April 24, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Brandon Dion seems to have that inbred, Central American “no neck, hunch back” look. He’s gotta be a doughy, gluttonous, big mouth, drunken beaner. You know the kind, alcoholic uncle who gets a little too close to the kids when he’s drinking.

  • Nibba 1
    April 24, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Why can’t he cash in on his white male privilege?

  • The Dion Fambly O’ Losers
    April 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    HAHAHAHA !! What a loser !!
    “But I don’t have $90, your Honor”
    HAHAHAHA !! You’re fucking POOR !! You can’t come up with four twenties and a ten at your age ?? The kids who went to school with you are ALL laughing at you !! Loser !!!

  • pete buttegieg
    April 24, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    I just finished reading about Brandon P Dion’s proclivity to ingest copious amounts of semen from the appendages of strange men and young boys. Way to go Brandon

  • Batman
    April 24, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    MVTB, they didn’t willingly accept it, he put it between two $1 bills and left it on the bar.

  • Joe Joe
    April 24, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    It could just be me, but I automatically assume anyone named Brandon is probably a putz.

  • Manuel the Midget
    April 24, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    fucking faggot probably Randall Guy the imbecile’s friend

  • Said Everyone
    April 24, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    What an asshole

  • hank
    April 24, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    I would say you should’ve blocked out the routing and account numbers on the check but seeing as he has no money, it’s moot.

  • LC
    April 24, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    J Brian’s is actually in Lawrence. Not that it matters much.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 24, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    The biz doesn’t have to take to small claims. They can bring the bounced check to the DA office at courthouse and for a small fee (used to be 15.00) they go after the person for larceny by check. For bigger amounts it goes up to grand larceny. Bouncing checks is bad. Lol.

  • Chooch McNugget
    April 24, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    What a chode.

  • Farmer Joe
    April 24, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    That boy looks like one of my grass fed cattle. Bloated to the max

  • Well, No Shit
    April 24, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    What a fucking piece of shit.

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