Scumbag alert out of Haverhill (redundant, I know):
More of this please! This is the single best way to stop shitty behavior – public shaming. Do you think Brandon Dion would’ve pulled a move like this if he thought that J. Brian’s Pub & Grille would blow up his spot on Facebook? Nope. This is a move you pull if you think the business is too politically correct to call you out on your bullshit and throw you to the court of public opinion. They’re not gonna bring you to court over a $86 bill, so this is their next best option. We encourage all business owners to do this, and feel free to send it to us if you’d like us to find out more on them.
As for Brandon Dion, he lacks the prerequisite digital footprint that usually accompany chuds like this, so we’re popping his Google trophies cherry. Not only did he not pay, he tipped $2 on a $86 tab and was rude to the bartender the whole time. It takes a special kind of asshole to pull off a stunt like that.
Here’s my question – why did they accept a check in the first place? It’s Haverhill. There’s a 75% chance that if someone from Haverhill writes you a check it’s gonna bounce. That’s just science. The dead giveaway was he couldn’t even spell “ninety,” and he paid $4 than he was supposed to. Ain’t no one in Haverhill paying a penny more than they have to for anything. He might as well have written an IOU on his napkin.
You should’ve called them back Brandon. Or just not have been a penis to the bartender so they’d hate you a little bit less. Or had money in your bank account. Or tipped more than $2. Or not have ordered $86 worth of food and drink for yourself at LUNCH!! Or have gone to a different bar that was too afraid to publicly shame you for being so terrible. Lesson learned bitch.
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