Hello Clitty Selling $75 Industrial Sized Toilet Paper Says She’s Sold Out Of Product


There is no reason to sell toilet paper on Facebook. We’ve been over this many times before. If you’re doing that then you’re a predatory asshole trying to inflate prices of hoarded goods during a crisis, and you deserve to be publicly shamed. On that note, meet Angelina Serrano from Brookfield.

If you appear to have a clitoris hanging between your gerber servers and you like the Cowboys, you are guaranteed to one day end up on Turtleboy. That’s just science.

Hello Clitty was selling was selling 12 packs of TP for $75 all over western Worcester county yard sale pages yesterday.

Translation – she stole a box of toilet paper from a business or building, which makes it even worse because she has no operating costs and won’t deliver either.

The post was eventually taken down but I wanted to see if she could sell me some. Turns out I was too late.

Anyone dumb enough to pay $75 for toilet paper deserves to go broke anyway. But it doesn’t change the fact that Angelina is a shitty, predatory person who knew there was a shortage of toilet paper and tried to profit off of it anyway.



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35 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    April 7, 2020 at 10:09 am

    No-no-no, ya got it all wrong. It’s $75 for the “appointment”, and it comes with a free gift– one roll for for each “booking”.

  • Go ahead, tell me I'm lying.
    April 4, 2020 at 12:57 am

    Her post orgasmic fuck sweat smells like garlic.
    I love those nasty Italian girls.
    Three holes, no waiting, if you got a bump for her.
    If she’s more mature, some Pinot G. does the trick.

  • Fat Moose Knucle
    April 3, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    I’m Italian. And don’t be mad because you’re wiping your ass with leaves. Peasants

  • Dan Dearborn
    April 3, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Her cleavage would make an acceptable jizz luge.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    April 3, 2020 at 8:54 am

    People have no self awareness. That is not a cleavage, honey. Those are flapjacks and you just tied them up in an effort to look hot. Wear a turtleneck, kielbasa nips.

    I am the authority after all

  • Tainted Love
    April 3, 2020 at 8:50 am

    Of course you would like the sicilian chicks ya simp.. All that african muslim and non muslim african blood that runs through them from when sicily was raped and pillaged (too many times to count) must really turn you on.

    They dont call it the most conquered island in the world for nothing! With all those sickle cell traits that run through their veins who wouldn’t get a chubby.

    You know, they dont call em n!gga italians for no reason. No matter if it was sand n!ggas or n!gga n!ggas their dna will always be traced back to africa!
    That’s why real Italian people hate them!

    Fun fact: they had to adhere to the Jim crow laws of the racist demokkkratic south when they immigrated there from their dirty island. Even the demokkkrats knew they were nasty trash ass people and made them sit in the back of the bus.. BOOM HISTORY BOMBS
    Italy hates them so much in fact that they now send their african invaders to sicily to live in camps. The funny thing is that even the n!gga Italians dont want them living on their island and want them brought back to africa.
    Which is crazy considering they share the same blood. Even the sicilians are ashamed of their african brothers..

    They are genuinely gross people.
    all the woman have hairy backs and mustaches with flap jack tits like this nasty gunt pig!

  • Ted Bundys VW
    April 3, 2020 at 8:13 am

    Would smack her in the windpipe with a tire iron.

  • Bob Murchison
    April 3, 2020 at 7:42 am

    I’d dump about a half pound of penis butter on that rack.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Nancy Pelosi is TRULY a malignant cunt!
    April 3, 2020 at 12:14 am

    I wouldn’t buy toilet paper from her. But Id probably drop a few dollops of batter on her nose !

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 2, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    gas station bathroom TP, single ply and made from elderly trees, you can see through those sheets like tracing paper and use an entire roll after a hefty session in the library. i wouldn’t pay $49.99 for that shit.

  • Card Reloaded
    April 2, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    That’s 260 pounds of hot EBT loving right there

  • MA is turning BROWN
    April 2, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    This woman is a filthy sp!c. She stole the product from her employer, where she works part-time to keep her section 8.

    Why are there sp!cs in Brookfield??? Is there no town in MA that hasn’t been invaded by sp!cs and n@ggers? These sh1tskins are harbingers of disease and societal decay.

    • Florida
      April 2, 2020 at 9:39 pm

      The snow is almost melted in the hill towns of Berkshire County.

      • Colrain
        April 3, 2020 at 9:03 am

        (Violently ruffling my hair) We just got 2 feet of fresh white that won’t melt

  • Fall Rivs
    April 2, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Would, just saying….

  • God Damn
    April 2, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    Carole Baskin that fucking bitch

    • Angelina, Back to where you belong
      April 2, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      The wal-mart meat rendering program

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Alex Reimer
    April 2, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Out of TP? I will be your human toilet paper! Cute guys only! Oooooh!

  • Pablo Sandoval
    April 2, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    I know her. She’s got a pretty big gut. Takes flabby girl pics from favorable angles. OK if your fetish is pancake tits.

  • Moe-Ron
    April 2, 2020 at 3:25 pm

    I must be an ignoramus. I don’t get the clit references. What am I missing? Where’s the clit between her boobs??

    • Moe-Ron
      April 3, 2020 at 10:27 am

      I wasn’t trying to be sarcastic. Let me in on the joke!!!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    April 2, 2020 at 2:34 pm

    People are fucking morons so I have zero pity. Went to BJ’s yesterday, bought T.P., papertowels,water and bunch of other stuff. Noone was in there, went to self check out and done in 20 minutes.

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    April 2, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    You realize that industrial TP is also known as 000 grit sandpaper?

    • Serial Wiper
      April 2, 2020 at 3:34 pm

      Hemorrhoids be damned!!!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentors
    April 2, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    If this whore wasn’t wearing a bra, her tits would flop down and wrap around to her back like a tetherball.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      April 2, 2020 at 4:49 pm

      Jesus Wept! Look at the space between them boobs! Looks like a runway for a C5 transport plane!

  • Captain Trips
    Diggin it
    April 2, 2020 at 1:54 pm

    I’m kinda diggin it. I like the Sicilian ladies

    Hey Angelina – ever break up drop me a line!

    • Matt Parrot
      April 2, 2020 at 9:05 pm

      She’s not white. She’s a sp!c. Europe and South America are two completely different continents. Races were never meant to mix.

      • A registered Democrat
        April 3, 2020 at 9:03 am

        Matt you’re right about race mixing but you’re wrong about her being a roach. she is sicilian from what others have stated. Two completely different races and though the roaches and sicilians are both dirty peoples they are the furthest thing from one another. If she is sicilian she is part nog not part roach.

        Joe Biden for president 🙂
        I encourage the rest of my Democratic counterparts to vote for joe as well 🙂

  • soxrock191
    April 2, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    What about that hoard of cleaning products on top the box?????
    That beast will absolutely be back online trying to sell ‘em. This is not over with that dirty fucktard. She should be forced to live without TP for a year.

  • Boston Irish
    Sam Drucker
    April 2, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    She has a negro boyfriend

    • Snarky Pete
      April 2, 2020 at 1:44 pm

      So do you

      • Captain Trips
        Say No to Nogs
        April 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm

        Sam Drucker the negro sucker!

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        April 2, 2020 at 2:17 pm

        Goddamnit, Pete, really living up to that name! So snarky!

    • Matt Parrot
      April 2, 2020 at 9:07 pm

      Who cares? She’s not white. Let the beasts fuck each other. Hopefully he kills her before she drops more anchor babies.

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