There is no reason to sell toilet paper on Facebook. We’ve been over this many times before. If you’re doing that then you’re a predatory asshole trying to inflate prices of hoarded goods during a crisis, and you deserve to be publicly shamed. On that note, meet Angelina Serrano from Brookfield.
If you appear to have a clitoris hanging between your gerber servers and you like the Cowboys, you are guaranteed to one day end up on Turtleboy. That’s just science.
Hello Clitty was selling was selling 12 packs of TP for $75 all over western Worcester county yard sale pages yesterday.
Translation – she stole a box of toilet paper from a business or building, which makes it even worse because she has no operating costs and won’t deliver either.
The post was eventually taken down but I wanted to see if she could sell me some. Turns out I was too late.
Anyone dumb enough to pay $75 for toilet paper deserves to go broke anyway. But it doesn’t change the fact that Angelina is a shitty, predatory person who knew there was a shortage of toilet paper and tried to profit off of it anyway.
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