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Here’s Kevin Cullen Claiming To Have Heard Krystle Campbell’s “Death Wail” At The Marathon Bombing He Wasn’t At

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Kevin Cullen is now under investigation by the Boston Globe for his many accounts of fiction regarding the Boston Globe and a series of other terrorist attacks he claims to have been around:

But they haven’t heard the worst part yet. Listen to what he says about Kryslte Campbell, the 29 year old Medford woman who was killed by the first bomb:

“Nothing captured the horror that day than to listen to the sounds, I remember one point listening to Krystle Campbell’s death wail. And I just, ya know, it sounds like a cliche when something cuts through you, but I remember hearing that and it felt like something went through me.”

Just a reminder that Kevin Cullen admittedly was NOT AT THE BOSTON MARATHON THAT DAY!! He witnessed none of this. He’s lying. He’s taking part in a tragedy that had nothing to do with him. And he’s taking a steamy dump on three of the four victims so far by pretending to have either been with them in their final minutes or been close enough to them to toast them at Sully’s tavern down in Southie.

The worst part is he cried during that. It’s 100% acting. This guy isn’t just a liar, he’s a sociopath. Go back and look at all the videos while keeping in mind that he was not there that day. It will blow your mind. It takes a sick, sick person to do something like this. Oh, and he won a freaking PULITZER for this!! Journalism is dead, and you’d have to be a complete moron to spend a dime on this shitty, clearly fake newspaper.


36 Comment(s)
  • Mark frank
    April 23, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    This is incorrect. That claim was that he heard the “death wail” in court recordings. For such a truth warrior…. you could have googled this before posting.

  • Neena
    April 23, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    You need to have some integrity and correct this libel against Kevin Cullen, Turtle. Cullen did hear Krystle Campbell. So did every journalist who covered the Tsarnaev trial where horrific videos filmed immediately after the explosion were played. Cullen has never claimed he was there when the bombs went off, and WEEI purposefully edited out the portion of Cullen’s interview in the documentary where he SAYS HE HEARD THE DEATH WAIL ON TAPE.

  • Shank Shaughnessy
    April 23, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Turtle Boy- this is a bad look for you. He said he heard it played in court. He did not claim to be near the poor girl as she died. You demand accuracy from him, rightfully. Show some seeds and own up to your own mistake here.

  • Walter "Noodle Slinger" Bird
    April 22, 2018 at 11:32 pm

    My friend Kevvie Wevvie should come by my office at Worcester Magazine and hear me make girls wail with my big ten inch. I been looking for a reporter like Kevvie Wivvie to do a story about me and my power of sexually arousing every woman within ten feet.

  • John Kerry
    April 22, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I’m going to use all my influence to get Keven a civilian Purple Heart, embellished with a “V” for Valor.

    –Lt.Sen.Sec’y of the Global State John Kerry

    • Fake news
      April 22, 2018 at 5:56 pm

      There’s plenty to crush this guy about. But I think this is just wrong. This cuts out the part before where he clearly says this was from video played at the trial. Guy seems like a dbag. Don’t become a bigger one by making stuff about him. He’s dug enough ditches for himself. Use them, not fake ones.

  • Edgar Renteria
    April 21, 2018 at 3:07 pm

    Don’t know much h about Cullen but always got the impression that he was a guy from the streets of Southie, a guy that knew all the bad guys and cops there but used his gift for writing to land a gig at the big newspaper. Turns out, he’s a Malden guy. I know Malden has its share of characters (I know enough about the Moose and its regulars) but that’s hardly the image he projects. This is going to be a rough landling for a fraud.

  • Gerrys new hairline
    April 21, 2018 at 6:58 am

    This sounds almost exactly like the 4 hour discussion on Friday’s Kirk and Callahan, with some sprinkled in from Thursday’s discussion. What does this TBS Investigates piece mean, that you had the radio on a lot this week? Cmon, need better attribution or you come off as Borges-like.

  • Kevin Cullen
    April 20, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    So there I was in Syria. Bombs going off all over the place. I was nearly choked to death by chlorine gas but I thankfully escaped and returned to Boston

  • BG KC
    April 20, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    (All said in a whiny voice with a fake Boston accent and with gray hair and a red face). For the record turtleboy my column is NATIONAL bro. I was there when the first shots were fired in Gettysburg. I was there when the tea was thrown off the boat in Boston in or around 1776. I don’t have FAKE VALOR. I also told David Ortiz to say “this is our fuckin city”. I came up with that. I’m not a chudd and I’m not a clown puncher (that’s our obit guy; he lives in Vermont so he doesn’t have to register). I resent you turtleboy.

    Now, I gotta go meet firemen and cops at the slainte pub in southie so they can buy me shots and I can talk about my third or 14th hand PTSD (in reality they would beat me and throw me out the door).

    I’m national bro. Don’t believe me just watch.

  • Jim
    April 20, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Did you break this story or was it the morning show on WEEI? Give credit where credit is due.

  • Victory Lane
    April 20, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    Geez, this guy is everywhere… Was he in the squad car with Collier & in the boat with Tsarnaev too?

  • Not Kevin Cullen
    April 20, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    Wow, just Fucking wow. 

    I have held off from commenting on the last two posts about this lying piece of shit. 

    Nobody knows me and I am posting annonyously but I can tell you this…  I was there that day, my job required me to be there. I am both proud of what I did and heartbroken I couldn’t have done more. 

    With that said, I can assure you that my own family doesn’t know what I did that day. Why?  Because I do not talk about it and do not want to talk about it. I have talked with others I was with and that was enough. 

    Yet this piece of shit piles on lie after lie about something he was not even present for. I cannot fathom what the victims and their families feel after reading this…

  • TJB
    April 20, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Kevin Cullen reports; The Hindenburg disaster occurred as the German passenger airship LZ 129 Hindenburg caught fire and was destroyed during its attempt to dock.

  • Dave
    April 20, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    Just heard on WGBH radio that there is audio/video recordings of the explosion, that’s where he heard it.  

    • Judge Smails
      April 20, 2018 at 2:00 pm

      Cullen didn’t say he was listening on the radio or watching it on tv. The inference he gave was he was at the finish line. Why are you defending a pathological liar?

  • Kevi
    April 20, 2018 at 12:36 pm

    I’m still a fan of his erotic works about the Catholic Church.

  • Jayson Blair
    April 20, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    Just make some shit up like you’re bipolar and become a life coach. Anyone dumb enough to believe you after this is dumb enough to hire you as a life coach.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    April 20, 2018 at 11:11 am

    Dunno if my buddy knows about this, but he was one of Krystal’s teacher at Medford HS. Hope he doesn’t because would probably make him throw up and want to hunt down that sack of shit “journo” from the boring broadsheet as Howie Carr calls it.

    • Bubba Funk
      April 20, 2018 at 11:14 am

      Hey Turtleboy did you know barstool sports ripped off your blog without attribution?

    • MedfordBoy
      April 22, 2018 at 5:29 pm

      Now I want to know who your buddy is.

      I probably had him as a teacher as well.

  • Dan Rather---Esteemed Journalist
    April 20, 2018 at 10:19 am

    Who says journalism is dead? I have documents right here showing Kevin was at the Boston Marathon….hold on I am just waiting for them to get back from my photoshopper……

  • Hillary Rodham Clinton
    April 20, 2018 at 10:18 am

    I am sick and tired of everyone calling this man a liar…..as Kevin and I were ducking sniper fire in Bosnia……

  • bigdaddy
    Dan Rather
    April 20, 2018 at 10:00 am

    His story is fake but accurate

  • bigdaddy
    Brian Williams
    April 20, 2018 at 9:58 am

    He was there as was I

  • Sveska the Norwegian Herdsman
    April 20, 2018 at 9:29 am

    Lying makes your hair turn white and fall out. That is why Kevin has an angry red face in the movie.

  • David Hogg
    April 20, 2018 at 9:24 am

    I can fucking vouch for him. We were fucking there. We’re fucking gonna fucking boycott all the fucking sponsors of fucking turtleboy after i’m done fucking getting fucked by my fucking bald lesbian lover

  • Kevin Cullen in two weeks
    April 20, 2018 at 9:11 am

    “Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order? By the way, I was molested by the Hamburglar and that’s why he wears prison stripes.”

    • Eugene
      April 20, 2018 at 9:40 am

      Come on David,everyone knows you like the pole and not the hole.

      • David Hogg
        April 20, 2018 at 11:07 am

        Yeah that’s why she sodomizes me with a hard black strap on. I’m not for controlling those guns . My ass needs to take a few shots

    • Ron borges
      April 20, 2018 at 10:17 am

      So is the globe hiring ?

  • Strata
    April 20, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Why hasn’t the Globe fired this Liar?

  • z
    April 20, 2018 at 8:40 am

    He’s the Forrest Gump of Journalism.

    He’s been everywhere and he’s seen everything.

    Next up, we’ll find out that he’s the one who invented the smiley face.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 20, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Wow. My cousin went to school with Krystle. Said she was one of the nicest people she knew. To be used as a prop by this fucking maniac is just repulsive.

    • Captain Monster Dick
      April 20, 2018 at 9:15 am

      Hey Kevin, quit downvoting comments on Turtleboy and get the fuck back to work. You got a few stories to make up before you get shitcanned.

    • Ja Blowmie
      April 21, 2018 at 9:06 am

      “Your cousin.”

      So now you’re using Crystale as a prop too – get a life you fucking douchebag.

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