Here’s The 2018 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Championship Results

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For those of you who missed Turtleboy Live on Sunday night, the winner of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2018 is…..

Just kidding….

Of course it was Didi Delgado. Who else? She won in a landslide too:

In every single one of her 6 victories Didi had at least 67% of the vote. She got over 90% twice, and over 75% five times. It was the most dominant run we’ve ever seen.

I almost hate seeing her win because she’ll no doubt take it as a badge of honor. Like Bret said, she’s already figuring out a way to turn this into reparations. It’s all she knows how to do.

If you missed the montage, or this legendary show with Gupta Patel and Bret Killoran, we got you covered…..

9 Comment(s)
  • I hate didi fan club
    May 9, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    I dont know who is dumber..this Didi skank or the dumb ass white women who pay her reparations. Who in their right mind would give this fat, lazy poor excuse for a woman money? OR listen to her make speeches about stupid topics. She’s a disgrace to all black women, lesbians and all women in general. I’ve never seen someone so ratchet or money hungry and lazy. Setting up a go fund me for a car seat attached to a car. Buy your own damn car like the rest of us HOE. No one cares about you and your welfare kid getting around. Use public transportation like the rest of these broke bitches. My tax money is paying her fat ass to be on food stamps. Its digusting… I dont even know her but i dont like her at all. Fat ass, ugly ass, mr. Ed flappy gum ass looking ignorant ashy, smelly ass skank. I’m so glad she won the ratchet title. Go away hoe..get a job and get a life.

  • Egypt The Bastard
    May 9, 2018 at 1:20 pm

    That other ugly dyke mother fucker Monica Grant should be up in the rachet madness also & her fat little Cuck husband robbing the community pretending to be BLM/ SJW plenty of material there once you peel back the layers

  • Didi's Mama
    May 8, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    I think id really enjoy watching Didi die very slow & painful id do her like the people in the Hostel movie.

  • Yuck
    May 8, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    Let her revel in her new found “success”. That big fat pig will be dead soon from obesity.

  • Negro Armstrong
    May 8, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    One small step for Cheesehog Delgado…

    and they felt it in Baltimore.

    • Neil Armstronigga
      May 8, 2018 at 2:23 pm

      you stole mah joke, sucka

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    May 8, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    By far the most racist fat bitch who ever evaded taxes.

    • Tax Man
      May 8, 2018 at 2:21 pm

      Not for long.

      All I need is an address. I’ll do the rest. Got everything I need and a form ready to go.

      For REAL. No joke.

  • TJB
    May 8, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    When you are a straight White Man hater, homo lesbian, in the 300lb club, stealing money for ‘poor black folks’ then taking a European vacation, you might be Didi smellgardo. Congrats, Mammy.

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