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Earlier today we published this blog about the Andover High School football, volleyball, and former girl’s basketball coach EJ Perry, who has been suspended by the school without any warning for an unspecified allegation by an athlete.
Well a turtle rider sent us this Instagram post from an unidentified student who was the one responsible for the latest Andover witch hunt:
Just to review:
- The coach pulled him from the game against Lawrence, which they were losing 22-21, after he admittedly just fucked up royally, costing his team a critical point, and in a game that goes to 25.
- The kid decides that he’s not going to listen to the coach and leave the game. He tells the coach he’s the “best passer on the team” (even though he’s obviously terrible and cost his team a critical point) and can’t be replaced because the team will lose without him.
- The coach rightly goes bonkers and tells the sub to go in, who also refuses to do as he is told because “he’s on my side.”
- Andover ends up winning 25-23, therefore the disobedient child is smarter than the coach.
- The coach tells me if he puts himself ahead of the team again like that he will be kicked off.
- The coach “destroyed” the student 1 on 1, and the students “got my cheeks clapped” and lost his captaincy.
For those of you unfamiliar with the term “clapping cheeks” this is what the student is alleging:
So he’s also accusing the coach of sexually assaulting him. Because….fuck his reputation. And instead of the disobedient puke kid getting kicked off the team, it’s the coach who gets suspended for “credible allegations.”
It’s so infuriating.
First of all jagoff, you’re a pretty shitty captain. When you’re the captain of the team you lead by example. If you’re telling the coach that you’re not coming out of the game after he subs you out, the you’re teaching the other kids that the coach is not in charge and they do not have to listen to him either. The fact that you think you still deserve to be on the team, let alone a captain, shows just how out of touch with reality you and your cupcake friends are.
This is absolutely bonkers. What planet am I on where this is OK? It’s insane that any administrator would support shitty children. And that’s exactly what they are. It’s a very wealthy town, and obviously there are no shortage of horrible children being raised by horrible entitled adults who have taught them that the world revolves around them.
We would LOVE to get this kid’s name. So I’m sure someone in Andover would be happy to provide it to us. He’s obviously a senior since he’s a captain and he’s likely 18 years old by now. He’s fair game to be publicly shamed as he deserves to be. He’s an awful, terrible, soulless human being who clearly needs to be taken down a notch. And we gladly do that for him, so that future employers and anyone who wants to know anything about him moving forward will know exactly the kind of rat puke they are dealing with. He’s not some 12 year old doing something dumb. He’s a grown man doing this. It’s just who he is at this point.
Of course the real problem is administration. It starts with Ginger Bill Martin, who fled from Shepherd Hill because they wouldn’t give him the AD job (and was accused by many of saying inappropriate things to female students), ran to Sharon (which he only used as a stepping stool to get this job), and ended up at Andover as the AD where he is now Shelley Berman’s bitch boy.
He could just NOT do this, but he’s too interested in pleasing his useless bosses. He’s willing to drag innocent people through the mud in order to advance his own career. And he knows better, since all of his kids did high school athletics, he personally coached high school boy’s soccer, and he frequently had to deal with psychopath parents like this at Shepherd Hill.
But once you get that AD job you just become a sellout like the people you talked shit about for years, right Billy?
Meanwhile, EJ Perry was named the “Coach of the Decade” in the 2000’s by the Eagle Tribune. He won TWO New Hampshire state basketball titles and SIX volleyball state titles. His career record in volleyball while coaching in New Hampshire? 112-0. Yup, he never lost a single game!! But some shitstain lucky sperm from Andover knows more about volleyball than him now.
He left NH to come back to his hometown to coach football, girl’s basketball, and volleyball, where he also teaches. He has reached the D1 North final in all three sports, despite Andover going against MUCH larger schools like Lowell, Haverhill, Lexington, Malden, and Cambridge. He comes from an amazing coaching pedigree. One brother is the head football coach at Bryant University, and another is the wide receivers coach for the Houston Texans!! (where he has been responsible for the growth of superstar DeAndre Hopkins).
His son EJ was one of the greatest players in state history, tying Doug Flutie’s kid for the most touchdown passes in a single season (47) in 2016. He’s currently a quarterback for Boston College where he is competing to become next year’s starter.
This is like, the greatest resume we’ve ever see. And Andover administrators are willing to get rid of him because their incompetent $228K a year superintendent, who has a past history of attacking his children’s coaches and using his job to intimidate them, would rather side with a disobedient child leading a mutiny.
Every single kid who has reached out to us has said GREAT things about him. This is one of the greatest injustices we’ve seen since the last injustice at Andover High School. How long will the people of Andover allow this to continue? Because your town looks very, very stupid, and I’d embarrassed to tell anyone I lived there at this point. Take your town back from these assholes.