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    Here’s The Podcast Of Uncle Turtleboy On Bax And O’Brien Today Explaining Just How Much We Own The Brains Of Losers Mass Reporting Us

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    Uncle Turtleboy was on Bax and O’Brien this morning talking about all the fun we’re having with Facebook. Here’s the podcast if you missed it:


    No matter what happens, we’ve already won a long, long time ago. These people dedicate their lives to trying to stop us. They wake up every single day and the first thing they think about is Turtleboy. They can’t stop reading our blogs. We take up at least 75% of their day and 100% of their brains. Do you understand how flattering that is? We’re not trying to take them down, know why? Because they don’t matter. We do. And they’re acknowledging that by going to these lengths by trying to stop us. Do we wish we had our Facebook page back? Yup. And we WILL get it back, make no doubt about that. But at the end of the day Turtleboysports.com is a website that we own. And it’s not going anywhere. And we’ll just keep making new pages and turtle riders will support us. It makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside when we go through our inbox and read messages from great, attractive people, telling us that they will follow each and every page we create.

    We win. We always win.

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    Discussion

    1. Mayor Lynch


      You are the sunshine of my life
      That’s why I’ll always be around,
      You are the apple of my eye,
      Forever you’ll stay in my heart

      Stevie Motherfucking Wonder. Such a poet. Turtleboy, oh how I love to hate you. You are my lube when I am dry. Forever in my mind… especially when I press the report button… over and over.

      1. Mayor Lynch's Wife's Pimp


        Nice to hear Turtleboy is returning the favor. The girls in your family have been fluffing me when I’m dry since junior high school.

        1. Mayor Lynch


          Wife? You aren’t a regular here… 😉

          I’m not exactly into women. So, surprise! That saliva drying on your little dingus is a dude’s.

    2. Fetty Wap


      FUCKKK YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES!!!! they will all be gone soon.

      ps I hope you get ballbag cancer

      1. Duke Westwood


        Interesting fact… ballbag cancer makes your semen tangy like greek yogurt.

        Another interesting fact… Your Mom was the first to discover that fact!

        #TheMoreYouKnow

    3. Full of Yourself?


      Full of yourself TBS? Hubris will be your downfall, arrogant prick!

    4. Andy


      I love how you think there’s some sort of massive conspiracy out to get you and none of the rules apply to you.

      Have you ever considered that maybe you’re just a prick and your bullshit has finally caught up to you kid?

      Narcissistic little twat.

      1. chrissy prefers Austin to Los Angeles


        he’s not narcissistic,
        he’s cocky 😀
        another great, cocky Uncle interview

        I’ve been preparing my 2015 fb account to donate only to listen this and find it’s no longer on the donations requested list. the only thing slowing the process up is the move to Texas and the fact that the FB acct has direct login access to apps like LINE etc… which only furthers my fear of facebooks insidious omnipresence

    5. hh88


      Go on The Daily Shoah!

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