Hogzilla Destroys Haverhill Chinese Restaurant With Unverified Post Accusing Them Of Harassing Special Needs People She Was Supposed To Be Watching


One of the worst things about social media is the fact that it gives mobs of idiots the ability to unite and destroy people or businesses without any facts actually being presented. Take for instance this Facebook post from Friday about one gravy dumpster’s trip to a Chinese restaurant in Haverhill.

It had over 6,000 shares in 24 hours and is closing in on 10,000 now. That’s an insane number considering this post contains no evidence whatsoever that any of this actually occurred. All we have is the word of this titooed ghettosaurus who doesn’t understand the difference between where and were.

The story she told wasn’t even remotely believable. If we are to take her word for it then we have to assume that the guy she dealt with genuinely hates special needs people with a burning passion. So much so that it wasn’t enough to just kick them out, but he had to follow them to the parking lot and continue to berate them and demand they never come back again.

I’m sure that’s definitely what happened. Definitely.

But it worked perfectly because the Internet has given sanctuary to ever simple minded fuckstain who wants to pick up a pitchfork and destroy a small business based on a stranger’s Facebook post.


They weren’t exactly subtle either.

“Let’s get this out and effect his business.”

Easy to say when you diddle your “job” is to be an “affiliate” for a pyramid scheme and fiddle your fupa all day.

Look what this one past has done to their Facebook reviews.

The anger and indignation that can be whipped out by one person’s obviously fake Facebook post never ceases to amaze me. I hate humanity with a burning passion.

But wait, there’s another side to this story that isn’t being told.

What do you think is more likely? This diabolically evil Chinese restaurant manager attacks a bunch of special needs people quietly eating their meal, or the person in charge of said people was too busy shoving crab raccoon down her gullet to actually watch over them? Tough one. Either way, I wasn’t there, and since I’m a responsible adult I’m gonna go ahead and wait until actual evidence is presented before I try to destroy someone.

Every time someone posted that screenshot this…..thing…..copy and pasted the same baseless story.

Definitely believing this……human.

Seems reliable.

All I know is this – people who own Chinese restaurants don’t play. They have no tolerance for bullshit and they barely speak our language, which is why every buffet I’ve ever been to has an 11 year old girl doing her math homework who takes you to your seat because she’s the only one who speaks English. I’m guessing what happened here is that this woman probably wasn’t watching over her clients, one of them banged into someone carrying hot tea which spilt everywhere, the manager got pissed and yelled at her for not doing her job,  she went full ghettoroid and the two of them shouted at each other as they left the building.

But again, I wasn’t there and neither was anyone else, so I’m not going to destroy anyone until I get more information. More people should try this.


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90 Comment(s)
  • Just saying
    August 29, 2019 at 12:43 am

    I think it’s time to take down this article..makes turtle boys look like an unreliable source ..They were in a radio show with the owner of the establishment and he agreed with what the girl said .. also no one really believes this anyway .everything said here is just talking about how she looks not about what actually happened’s just for giggles, but you guys only got 15 shares when she got 9k And people are starting to delete this off fb because it’s fake

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 28, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    She calls the retards, clients

  • Turtle boys are clout chasers
    August 28, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Evidence has come to light go to lucky’s page the owner posted it she was telling the truth turtle boys you Fucked up with the fake shit you post lmao… you do anything for clout now your ..asking her for an interview wow the thirst is real you should apologize for talking shit bitches

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 28, 2019 at 3:43 am

      Hi, hope you get a terrible case of thrush.

      That would be very apt, because you’re a colossally annoying cunt.

      • Eva
        August 28, 2019 at 4:49 am

        annoying as hell!! no doubt about it ..but It turns out to be true … it sucks this page use to be reliable for exposing

      • Ingrid
        August 29, 2019 at 12:54 am

        Damn the annoying cunt was right ..but I still believe these retards shouldn’t eat in public.,and just like turtle boys I take luck’y’s managers side ,these special needs are Weird looking creatures I don’t want to see them when I’m eating

  • Sheeeesh
    August 27, 2019 at 3:26 pm


  • randiguy2006
    yeah riiiiight.
    August 27, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    “so I’m not going to destroy anyone until I get more information.”

    Headline says different, LOLz.

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 27, 2019 at 5:12 am

    First things first, why is a fat woman wearing tight clothing in public? That causes me to lose my appetite quicker than rampant special needers. And why is this Fattoo taking extra large servings of cheesecake photos in a bathroom? WTF happened to my slenderized America of the 1960’s? Never mind the story, tell me, what has become of us?

    • Silencio needs to keep Silent
      August 28, 2019 at 1:02 am

      First things first how long have you had that dildo stuck in your ass whole !

    • Jesus is my savior
      August 28, 2019 at 5:07 am

      Are you seriously disrespecting a woman because of how she looks? You need Jesus.i believed this was a
      Reliable source, but after reading all the hateful comments .I’m not so sure

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        August 28, 2019 at 6:40 am

        How is the source anything to do with the comments. We’re just being a bunch of cunts.
        Now, off you fuck.

      • Real_Finn
        August 28, 2019 at 7:19 am


        “i believed this was a Reliable source, but after reading all the hateful comments .I’m not so sure”

        My goodness you’re stupid. The “authors” (term used loosely) of the comments have zero to do with the author of the article. The are completely separate. One is based on opinion and shit-stirring (comments) and the other is based on facts (Shell Shocker).

        Get Fucked,

  • She saying the truth
    August 27, 2019 at 1:18 am

    Fuck all of you fuckers…. wtf does this have to do with building a wall?…She’s telling the truth and I can’t believe all the hate messages … don’t know her and clearly you don’t do your home work get accurate information before you disrespect someone online the owner admits that she told the truth and they have witnesses what more do you need? Turtle boy get the right information this is a Fucking lie

    • Betty Ford
      August 27, 2019 at 10:42 pm

      No we don’t know what happened, we weren’t there. But of course we can profile, that’s what sane beings do.

      We’ve all been around Snapchat Kitty and Chinese restaurants. Not too hard to figure out what happened here, Shell Shocker likely has it dead on.

  • Greg
    August 26, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Go turtle boys !!! Fuck the disabled and fuck that girl Lynette we don’t need them or her …build the wall and take them away

  • Ana
    August 26, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    We love Lynette she has helped me with my brother who has Down syndrome she’s a credible source and was doing her job,,,I also spoke with the other staff members that where with her I also spoke to her boss and she is saying the truth and this is a complete lie.. I heard both sides of the story The owner himself admits that the manager was wrong this is a hurtful post and absurd. Take it down!

  • Boof
    August 26, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    The comments that support this woman’s version of events have the same pattern…down to the typos and Random capitalization

    • Greg
      August 26, 2019 at 11:50 pm

      I agree with boof fuck the disabled !! They shouldn’t eat in public and deport her and them lunch at Lucky’s tomorrow lol

  • Jess
    August 26, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    This post is a lie ..she did what needed to be done to defend the disabled , turtle boys y’all fucked up you can’t just make up what you think will give you likes you guys didn’t even do your homework
    This restaurant admits their fault and terminated the manager because he was already being investigated for another incident … #deletethisfakenews Smfh The audacity

  • Jasmine
    August 26, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    Ok so just got off the phone with who Whoever is in charge at Luckys at this time and they said it’s true she was saying the truth and that the manager got terminated because he got written up Several times and had multiple incidents one of their frequent customers Was there and he’s very close to the owner and he was the one that called him then the agency so It’s safe to say this girl was telling the truth No need to keep making fun of her or making assumptions she was right and very brave to stand up for the disabled

    • Real_Finn
      August 27, 2019 at 9:18 am

      “Ok so just got off the phone with who Whoever is in charge at Luckys at this time and they said it’s true ”

      If you didn’t record it — it didn’t happen. Hearsay.

      For the love of God, learn punctuation. You don’t use a single “.” in your post.

      Stop using the “disabled” to justify your shitty behavior. Based on all the selfies this ignorant twat takes, if this really happened she would have whipped out her phone and recorded it. But it didn’t happen the way she said it did.

      I wouldn’t let her babysit my plants (and they’re all dead).

      Get Fucked,

      • Ohh
        August 28, 2019 at 12:28 am

        Stfu and go to lucky’s page she said …the truth you dick rider

      • Ha ha ha
        August 28, 2019 at 1:07 am

        Finn you’re moms pussy wack mad loose. Wtf man false advertising you told me when you hit it it was tight stop lying

        • Real_Finn
          August 28, 2019 at 7:23 am

          Ha ha ha,
          “Finn you’re moms pussy wack mad loose. Wtf man false advertising you told me when you hit it it was tight stop lying”

          I never told you it was tight. For God’s sake – she’s dead – of course it’s loosened up a bit. Happy to hear you finally got some.

          Get Fucked,

      • Real talk
        August 28, 2019 at 1:01 pm

        I agree with Finn.. if you see a disabled person getting bullied or discriminated
        Just ignore it!! No one cares about them… Plus turtle boys will come after you It’s best to let them get mistreated
        Than. getting expose like this girl

  • Captain Obvious
    August 26, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    All of the comments that are missing punctuation & are riddled with grammar & spelling errors are written by the same person, & they are all sticking up for Lynette’s version of what happened.

    • Ya motha
      August 28, 2019 at 12:27 am

      Lmaoooo go suck a dick bitch

    • Stop being a bully
      August 28, 2019 at 1:18 am

      Stop bullying people bitch .you don’t see people bullying you for having stds

  • Barb
    August 26, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Defamation at its finest What she said was true she takes care of my son who is autistic we love her she is great with Him and we support her This is a lie this post needs to be deleted this is Defamation Many witnesses and many complaints throughout the years because of this manager I called and spoke to the owner myself to not get fooled by this fake news

  • Ash
    August 26, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    Lmfaoo the owner is giving a statement tomorrow admitting that Lynette was saying the truth and why he had to let the manager go not a first time you guys post fake shit

  • Dave
    August 26, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Fake fucking News what she said is true proven by the owner he admits that the manager had several warnings for being rude to disabled people
    Turtle boys you fell off ….posting fake news

  • Ant
    August 26, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Wow this is a lie I spoke to the owner he said they let the manager go because he’s done this before and led to a law suit.. and he forgave him because he was family but he won’t tolerate it again make sure you know what you post

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 28, 2019 at 3:31 am

      I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500, Alex.

  • Carleeen
    August 26, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Well looks like it’s true what she said it’s gonna be in the news this restaurant has done this before that’s why they had to let the manager go the owner said he gave him warnings because he was family let him say but it happened again so they kicked him out smh turtle boys gotta do better

  • Truth
    August 26, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    This is a lie I was there they kick the individuals out so sad I thought Turtel boy likes to bring out the truth is the truth Lynette is a representative and advocate For the special needsShe is speaking the truth

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 28, 2019 at 3:28 am

      Yes. You already said that several times. Just repeating it ad nauseum (look it up) doesn’t make it any more factual.

      Now, just a couple of quick requests. Learn to spell “turtle” and fuck off – not necessarily in that order.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    August 26, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I worked as a retard wrangler while I was in school and I gotta tell ya, anyone with half of a brain knows enough to be attentive when taking a herd out in public; you need to pick and chose your destination with tolerance in mind.

    Bringing your clients to an earthy-crunchy place run by Bernie-backing hippies? Go for it, they’ll appreciate the diversity you’ve foisted upon them.

    Bring a van or two full of retarded, errr, mentally handicapped, errr, differently-abled folks into a Chinese restaurant? No fucking way, not unless you want to experience first-hand just how intolerant the Chinks, err, Chinese are towards anyone who isn’t actually Chinese (and even then you’d better be the right kind of Chinese, too, as they openly despise each other too).

    • True Reality Speaks
      Most Are In Denial of Their Reality
      August 26, 2019 at 8:05 pm

      You’re a class act. Maybe you should be the next peg-ee for this fat chick? Bet you’d like it more than your “clients” that were laughing at you the whole time.

  • Captain Trips
    Be on the Lookout for the German Bigfoot
    August 26, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    I didn’t know bigfoot wore Germany rugby shirts!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 26, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Appropriately named – very ‘Lucky’ if they don’t go back

    And that fat fucking hippo needs Chinese food like a cat needs carrots

    • Eww
      August 28, 2019 at 12:56 am

      I just fucked your mother and got an std fuck

    • Fack you mean?
      August 28, 2019 at 1:14 am

      Didn’t you suck dick for food stamps ? Not cute

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        August 28, 2019 at 3:30 am

        Not that I remember that happening, but I’m open to it.


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 26, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    That Chinaman is a hateful ableist. #StopTheHate.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 26, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    So proud of the ol’ tittoo. Everything she wears in every picture, so proudly displayed.

  • Chickety China
    August 26, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    I go there every week, and went there the night the post was made at midnight. The place was slammed. I usually go late after work and there’s maybe 1 other person there. I also have a special needs sister. I doubt the owner did this.

    • Flaky
      August 28, 2019 at 3:04 am

      I fucked your sister at lucky’s she was I alright

  • WeRFucked
    August 26, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    She takes care of “clients.” An uneducated $13 per hour job that people last 3-6 months at. Get them all in the van, and take them out for dinner – that sure beats showering and changing their diapers. Leave that shit (no pun intended) for the next shift.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      August 26, 2019 at 7:57 pm

      Working from 6 am – 6pm, they’re actually paid a minimum of $15.40/hr, get sick days, and holiday pay. It’s still not enough for some clients, more than necessary for others – but you can pick your clients (actually they pick you).

      Don’t know what they get for night hours. Unfortunately for the clients, many PCAs are failed CNAs. How scary is that? And watch your valuables – many are thieves and scammers. Others are saints, and it is a job for people with big hearts and big patience.

  • Bob Kraft
    August 26, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Do they do anything special out back?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Jerry Sandusky
      August 26, 2019 at 6:26 pm

      Shhh Bob, keep this on the down low. Ask for Chan and then order the Sum Yung Gai. He’ll hook you up.

      • george costanza
        carlos danger
        August 26, 2019 at 6:51 pm

        thanks for the info bro!

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Jerry Sandusky
          August 26, 2019 at 8:01 pm

          Keep it under your hat.

    • The real right
      August 26, 2019 at 6:41 pm

      Lynette Is a very well-known and respected person ..she’s an advocate for the disabled she has one awards because she goes above and beyond To help those in need she’s also been in radio stations advocating for them she volunteers on her days off she has friends that are special needs she has family members that are special needs She’s been working with special needs for over 12 yrs there has been an investigation and so far everything Lynette has said has been proven to be true Witnesses have come forward…now as for this Chinese restaurant there has been a lawsuit Tracing back to 2003 With a similar incident and several other incidents the owner of the restaurant has come forward and apologize and Welcomes the agency to provide training to the employees of this Restaurant …. 2 other Customers that were there eating left because they felt disgusted by the manager and reached out and messaged the agency and Lynette they were four other staff members not just Lynette Will collaborate the story I feel like this page is trying to save the Chinese restaurant instead of getting the truth out and defending people with disabilities …get informed before you put your two cents ….and for the bitch that called her a hippo and is calling her names you are doing the same thing The manager did Bullying and discriminating People by the way they look It’s a cruel world hopefully they don’t discriminate you your child or any of your family members Even though you’re doing it to others

      • Ratchet Eugenics Now!
        August 26, 2019 at 7:16 pm

        Hell of a sentograph right there! Seriously do you ratchet fucks go to some special school to learn how to purposely sound as fucking retarded as the people you pretend to babysit? The grammar you can’t seem to grasp was taught to most of us in first, maybe second grade. Maybe you should actually be a client because your stupidity rivals that of somebody who is actually clinically disabled mentally. At least they have a valid excuse outside of pure laziness and prioritization of weed, Henny and letting Julio stick his spam javelin into your STD ridden tampon tunnel, even when it’s already occupied by a fucking tampon. I lose sleep nightly think about my kids dealing with your second generation ratchets 20 years from now as they attempt to not be vilified for being productive members of society.

      • Haverhill Landlord
        Haverhill Landlord
        August 26, 2019 at 7:39 pm

        Clearly you’re post-menopausal; you don’t have any periods.

        • Samaritano
          August 26, 2019 at 9:22 pm

          Lies she said the truth and it’s sad that your trying to make up stories the owner said it him self he is sorry y this happened and he had given the manager several warnings Turtel boys no need to fabricate lies who’s your source ? Gonna have todo better than that

          • Bob
            August 26, 2019 at 10:34 pm

            Lies she’s telling the truth I was there and I was the one that called the Owner and spoke to him personally I’m his friend And he was so sorry that this happened but it has happened before and that’s why the manager was terminated this article really needs to be deleted It’s defamation she was saying the truth and the owner is very very deeply sorry

          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            August 28, 2019 at 3:25 am

            Fuck off.

            Kind regards,


  • Kevins 9 Iron
    August 26, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Just like welfare when you guys hit these battleships after a few drinks you are going to get more battleships. It’s just science.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      August 26, 2019 at 9:10 pm

      Maybe its time we all stand up and declare, “I sank your battleship.”

  • Mr. Washy Washy
    August 26, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    Fat rady ate two garron beef and brocorri and tap tap on phone while mongaroids make big mess and upset customa!

    • z
      August 26, 2019 at 12:50 pm

      I’m going to hell for upvoting this.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 26, 2019 at 2:58 pm

        I’ll see ya there z LOL!!

      • Nonetheless
        August 26, 2019 at 6:52 pm

        Calling her names is doing the same I thing The manager did lmao there’s no proof that she lied but there is proof that that Chinese restaurant had a lawsuit before over the same damn shit
        And several other complaints now let’s ask ourselves this Why did everybody in the restaurant collaborate the story ? six witnesses that’s all we need they witnessed it and the manager apologized and is asking for training from the agency She has never had an issue in her field yet the Chinese restaurant has had several issues and a Lawsuit

        • Mr. Washy Washy
          August 26, 2019 at 9:46 pm

          Nontheress you on mongaroid bus with dumb fat rady who bad at job. Rearn to write Engrish proppaly.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 26, 2019 at 2:37 pm


    • Peter Griffin
      August 26, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      You give me back my shirt!

      • Mr. Washy Washy
        August 26, 2019 at 3:55 pm

        Is not your shirt!

  • z
    August 26, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    WTF is up with those photos?
    That’s her in the bathroom?
    She’s passable in the pink top photo.
    I’m not up on glamour shot selfies. Is there software that can do that?

    Good lord girl. You are fucking yourself over if you turned into that.
    The only other theory is that aliens from heavy gravity planets have infiltrated the population.

    • ElJefe72
      August 26, 2019 at 1:25 pm

      I can’t believe it’s the same person in those four photos. She looks completely different in each one. Other than the same tattoos, I would swear that it’s a different person in the photos.

    • 10s are usually 2s
      August 26, 2019 at 2:12 pm

      They have some really good photo filter apps. Ones that put make up on you and everything. That’s why 90% of females look nothing like they do in their Snapchat photos. I think we have all seen enough mug shot photos to prove that. Its false representation is what it really is.

  • Hans
    August 26, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    How dare that thing wear a Germany sweatshirt

  • Real_Finn
    August 26, 2019 at 11:48 am

    I just noticed that Gail Hermann Shea was one of the dummies who perpetuated this lie. She has been tossed from many Facebook pages for inciting bigotry, racism, and nastiness.

    Gail — you’re Turtleboy famous now and nothing could make me happier.

    Get Fucked,

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 26, 2019 at 12:25 pm

      Wait. A female called Hermann?

      A tittoofupasaurus in a Germany hoodie?

      Smells like a neo-Nazi conspiracy to me, it’s always ze Germans that start these things.


      • Angie The Snitch
        August 26, 2019 at 5:11 pm

        My name is Angela Merkel and I approve this message!

  • robert perkins
    August 26, 2019 at 11:30 am

    lying fat whore

    • Your dad
      August 28, 2019 at 3:13 am

      Your moms a lying fat whore your father is not your father .. I am!!!!… fucked her raw dog in the back of the pay bus

  • Garcia Vega
    August 26, 2019 at 11:00 am

    “Were” did this happen? I want to go there and talk to the other “costumers” that saw such debauchery!

    • Bentwood
      August 26, 2019 at 9:27 pm

      She said the truth the owner apologized to her and the individuals she was saying the truth he gave the manager several warnings

    • Bentwood
      August 26, 2019 at 9:28 pm

      She said the truth the owner apologized to her and the special need she was saying the truth he gave the manager several warnings you guys are assholes she did her job

    • Garcia Vegas moms pussy is a fraud
      August 28, 2019 at 1:09 am

      Your mother is a lying fat whore she said her pussy was good but it Reeked and was mad loose

  • Booty Warrior
    August 26, 2019 at 10:57 am

    I’ve seen ‘minders’ like her with people in my area from an assisted living facility. They’d rather play on their phone and smoke than actually do their goddamn job, and then they turn around and use their disabled subjects to get likes on social media.

    Also, one further point to address. She claims they have the ‘biggest hearts.. blablabla”. It’s easy to have a big heart, whatever the fuck that means, when you’re completely useless and a drain on society. I mean, when you’re as useless as that, you’d better either have a big heart or smoke a MEAN pole, dig what I’m saying?

    • She was Useful
      August 28, 2019 at 5:27 am

      Yes I completely agree I worked in that Field And it’s facts… however When your mother was in assistant living she was not useless. she got down and dirty and she was Pretty useful if you ask me “Oh the memories” good times

  • Build the Wall
    August 26, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Good. The last thing I want while I’m at a restaurant spending my hard-earned and taxed money is a bunch of untamed kids led by some welfare ratchet running all over the place and interfering with my enjoyment. Looks like it’s going to be the Lucky Corner for lunch tomorrow!

    • Betty Ford
      August 27, 2019 at 10:50 pm

      Yknow I ate their once it was good Id go there again maybe take my daughter shes been asking dad can we go for Chinese again soon so yeah well go too ill see you there before the lunch rush ttyl hee hee hee

      Wow, its really kind of weird writing without punctuation, yet it seems like we have epidemic of it in Haverhill supporting Butterbeanette. Maybe they didn’t teach punctuation to the Haverhill Hillies.

      • Ya motha
        August 28, 2019 at 12:32 am

        Take the dick out ya mouth bitch we don’t understand you !!!… And this is all fake clout chasing news now they wanna interview her for clout

      • It’s Britney bitch
        August 28, 2019 at 1:27 am

        I fucked your Daughter Ramfy she liked it but I left her with STDs oops I did it again lol

      • Your daughter wants me
        August 28, 2019 at 3:17 am

        I miss your daughter ..tell her to send nudes again i promise I’ll take her to lucky’s after …she loves getting discriminated after i discriminate that pussy lol

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