Holbrook Board Of Health Member/Model Of Health And Fitness Brags About Using Cops To Extort $3,300 From Law Abiding Citizens For Not Wearing Masks


This is Kat Tribulski from Holbrook.

She’s a doctor/dog lady who recently moved to town from Boston and immediately ran for office and won.

Dr. Kathryn “Kat” Tribulski is a new Holbrook resident along with her two cats and beloved goldendoodle, Lilly. Tribulski is a doctor of audiology and is the lead pediatric audiologist at Tufts Medical Center and the Floating Hospital. Her roles and responsibilities include inpatient and outpatient care for pediatric hearing and balance issues. In addition to being the lead pediatric audiologist, she also is the head of the Newborn Hearing Screening program and the co-director of the Cochlear Implant Team at Tufts Medical Center.

She’s also a vapid, power hungry tyrant who needs to be brought down a notch after bragging today about how proud she is that her agency is extorting tax paying residents, many of who have lost their jobs and businesses, for the crime of not wearing a useless piece of fabric over their face in public.


Here’s an idea – maybe a woman who’s extremely overweight shouldn’t be lecturing other people about their health. Just a thought. Normally I’d consider if punching down to talk about someone’s weight, but this douchey despot has the nerve to harass and target law abiding citizens for making what she believes are poor health decisions. Does she have to pay for for healthcare than the rest of us? She should, since she’s clearly gonna be using it more in the years ahead.

My question is, are the Holbrook PD participating in this? I certainly hope not. If they are they should be ASHAMED of themselves. Seriously, just hand in your badges and quit. Have some pride. Look what cops in War-wack did:

The Warwick Police union is taking a stand against Governor Raimondo’s mask mandate, saying that while officers encourage people to wear a mask in public, they will not be enforcing the executive order by handing out fines. According to Governor Raimondo, fines for not wearing a mask will be $300. In a letter to the community, the Warwick Fraternal Order of Police says they have worked hard to earn residents’ trust and “bridge the gap” with the community, and “will certainly not be a part of it by enforcing this Order against our community.”

Instead, they say, the state should follow the example of other states which have encouraged people to wear face masks in public but not impose “policies which carry financial penalties and police enforcement.” Further, the union adds they “do not condone the words of Providence Mayor Elorza of public[ly] shaming people, or Governor Raimondo of ‘nudging’ people to comply.” The letter states that officers are already stretched thin during the pandemic with an increased number of calls for service, and they do not have time to be used to enforce the Governor’s executive order, which they call “questionably unconstitutional” and say “attempts to control the actions of law abiding, taxpaying individuals of our community.”

According to the union’s letter, officers are encouraged to wear a mask themselves, but “draw the line at the draconian measures Governor Ramiondo has chosen to include in her Executive Order of mandating that all people wear masks in public under the threat of civil penalties being issued to them.” The letter goes on to say the state needs “reasonable solutions to the problem, not pitting the hardworking police officers of this state against otherwise law-abiding citizens…an order such as this…forces the police to stop and inquire of individuals why they are not wearing a mask; potentially forcing them to reveal personal health information that is unwarranted and downright illegal, and also increasing any fear and anger that already exist in the community.” The union says officers are reminded they should use “discretion” in matters related to masks. The letter ends by assuring residents officers will continue to serve on the front lines of the pandemic despite the executive order.

God bless the Warwick Police Department. See? That wasn’t hard at all. You just tell the tyrants that your job isn’t to police people for not wearing masks. Your job is to enforce laws. No laws have been passed here. These are just edicts that have a 0% chance of passing constitutional review. Cops have worked hard to improve relationships in the community. They’ll be throwing it all away, and they will permanently lose my respect personally, if they join Team Lockdown and do the biddings of Karens.

The Holbrook page has blocked me and everyone else who commented on it because that’s what tyrants like Kat Tribulski do. And of course she’s victimizing herself on her Facebook page.

No, you’re being called a Nazi because you’re acting like a Nazi. Don’t take it so personally – lots of people are. Every one of these sheep who isn’t questioning any of this, and thinks that the government stripping people of their liberties is a good thing, would all gladly have followed Hitler. That’s one thing this pandemic has shown us – how easy it was for someone like Hitler to come to power. Times might change, but human nature does not. All you have to do is scare people a little bit and they will destroy each other.


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102 Comment(s)
  • Jarhead
    May 15, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    Fvcking Sperm Burpin Chubbah

  • Dog Guy
    May 11, 2020 at 10:51 am

    If you own an (anything) “doodle,” you are a three bucker.

  • Mike Ditka
    May 10, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    Tribulski? Tulowitski? Trubiski?

    My addled brain can say “Foles”

  • Benito Mussolini
    May 9, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    I happen to like the Fat doctor‘s mask enforcement. If she was around in the 1940s, she would have fit right in with my administration.

  • The Common Man
    May 9, 2020 at 1:01 pm

    She does let you substitute the $300 fine for a classic triple from Wendy’s. That’s pretty cool at least.

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 9, 2020 at 10:35 am

    Jawohl !

    The Karen Reich has completed a recent study, and has found that violators are more likely to comply with orders from Karen’s with hideous body’s & ugly ratchet faces simply because they would rather do so than continue to look at them.

    Heil Karen!

  • **Update on the twunt**
    May 9, 2020 at 1:01 am

    They talked a mean game but they did NOT fine anyone.
    They gave warnings that will be board reviewed, according to Kat-astophy”s underling, Katie G.
    Their FB page was carpet bombed so badly that they wiped the original comments out.
    Maybe next time you don’t talk shit and you won’t catch shit, Hilda the Healthboard Nazi.

    • We know who the 2 downvotes are
      May 11, 2020 at 11:57 pm

      Kat-astrophy and Katie Goldenshower

      So much butthurt, so much butt to hurt. Lolololol

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 8, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    what’s that? what did she say? the Warwick Police sound almost rational, especially in these wild days of parents stuck at home with their keeds, and becoming patriots of the lets risk it movement. i get it, a personal choice with the responsibility that accompanies it.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      May 9, 2020 at 4:15 pm

      Plus, with Amanda Sawyer floating around, any statement with the slightest logic or intelligence sounds as inspiration delivered directly from God by means of a solid gold Pegasus.

  • Lilly The Dog
    May 8, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Grrrrrr roweeeer Please helpp me ande the 5 Kats!
    Rescue us from this evil doctor, she spreads peanut butter on her thighs and…and…grrrrr rowwwww bark bark disgusting!!!! No more grrrrr honk the horn when your here I’ll bark twice that’s the signal please!!!!! Roweeeeeerrr grrrrr

  • Mayor McCheese
    May 8, 2020 at 9:47 pm




  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's climate crisis hotline
    May 8, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Masks are useless and are only about social control. It looks like Holbrook has started to put the herd on herd immunity. Everyone should remember this when voting time comes.

    • Zee
      May 15, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      Sperm Burping Chubbah

  • Bubble Boy
    May 8, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Well personally I agree with Dr. Bigger Than a House. Also, we should make eating peanut butter illegal too. What if I have a PB&J sandwich and some peanut butter gets on my shirt. Then I go to Walmart and rub against someone with a peanut allergy and they die. We will never be safe. Wrap me in bubble wrap and keep me away from everybody please.

  • JP
    May 8, 2020 at 7:06 pm


    • JP
      May 8, 2020 at 7:08 pm


  • Maureen McCarthy
    May 8, 2020 at 6:50 pm

    If that’s Kat holding the voting sign, she looks like she could be related to Rowan!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    May 8, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Pediatric audiologist huh? I heard she performs sex changes for little boys by screaming at and nagging their nuts until they drop off.

  • BucketNutz
    Fat F***s love lecturing skinny peoplee
    May 8, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    She isn’t just overweight. Kat is the textbook definition of morbidly obese.
    Would she prefer to be called a Soviet? They were FAR worse to their fellow ‘comrades’ than the National Socialists ever dreamed of.

  • It might sound mean but
    May 8, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    That woman is so disgusting looking I couldn’t even finish reading, unbelievable she has the position she has when she is clearly so unhealthy fat

    • Frosted Miniguns
      May 8, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      Gotta love affirmative action!

  • F Scott Fitz
    May 8, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Kat you fat cunt
    I bet you love wearing a mask because it covers your triple chin
    You look like Chris Farley with tits


    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 8, 2020 at 2:13 pm


  • Judge dread
    May 8, 2020 at 11:20 am

    What’s the deal with liberals and being as authoritarian as possible? They seriously hate half the population, the constitution, and this country. They are enemies of the republic. Nancy Pelosi said that most democrat voters would vote for a glass of water if it had D at the end of it. This basically describes the majority of voters in Mass, NJ, and NYC. They willfully vote in authoritarian democrats then refuse to admit they are doing anything wrong because they can’t take the fact they made a mistake.

    The democrat politician voters will proudly march to their own demise. Once all the rights have been stripped away they will blame anyone but themselves.

    I’m done ranting; that’s all I have to say.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 8, 2020 at 10:27 pm

      did the water win?

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 8, 2020 at 11:48 pm

        The D.

  • Cheddah
    May 8, 2020 at 10:54 am

    They say don’t judge a book by its cover.. But that doesn’t apply if you’re a fat doctor. GTFOH

  • Cleon Skousen
    May 8, 2020 at 10:39 am

    “No, you’re being called a Nazi because you’re acting like a Nazi. Don’t take it so personally – lots of people are. Every one of these sheep who isn’t questioning any of this, and thinks that the government stripping people of their liberties is a good thing, would all gladly have followed Hitler. That’s one thing this pandemic has shown us – how easy it was for someone like Hitler to come to power. Times might change, but human nature does not. All you have to do is scare people a little bit and they will destroy each other.” – Legendary

  • Put The Donut Down And Step Away From The Counter
    May 8, 2020 at 9:59 am

    Wake up call to the morbidly obese. Covid really likes you. Covid stocks you and Covid kills primarily YOU.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Dr Fauci
      May 8, 2020 at 10:36 am

      Stocks you? Haha what a moron.

      • Dont Need 1200
        May 8, 2020 at 1:37 pm

        Trying to multitask . Posting while day trading but you got the point moron . Now go wear your mask bitch.

        • With My Mind On My Money And My Money On My Mind
          May 8, 2020 at 1:41 pm

          Market up big on high unemployment numbers again.
          Matket climbs higher especially on unemployment numbers every week.

          My models keep changing everyday but its science based

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Dr Fauci
          May 8, 2020 at 3:06 pm

          What are you trading, blowjobs behind the dumpster?

          • nope
            May 8, 2020 at 4:30 pm

            isnt that why unc doesnt work at a school any more?

          • Liberal Cum Dumpster
            May 8, 2020 at 9:25 pm

            That would be your forte

  • Snarky Pete
    May 8, 2020 at 9:59 am

    I thought it was patriotic to ignore unjust laws. At least that’s what Obamabots and Trump haters have said the last eleven years ..

  • Muh Grammer Nazi
    May 8, 2020 at 9:55 am

    “Whew Being on the Health board during a pandemic isn’t all the time roses folks!”

    What kind of a sentence is that!? If she’s this sloppy with her language (and dietary habits), what else is she sloppy about? I’m going to go out on a limb–and pray she doesn’t follow me–and say “everything!”
    She has a doctorate she’s supposed to be smarter then us run-of-the-mill tools.
    These fools are making health decisions for us all…God help us!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      May 8, 2020 at 10:38 am


    • Luke Skywalker
      May 8, 2020 at 8:10 pm

      I think she might be Yoda in human form based on that sentence you pointed out.

  • Dexter
    May 8, 2020 at 9:23 am

    Still no apology or retraction for the stories you did shaming people for not being sheep huh????

  • Crusty Piss Flaps
    May 8, 2020 at 9:22 am

    I actually feel bad for this self-deluded hogasaurus…she believes she’s doing good. And she has unassuming Zoloft-eyes…she’s nice. Blow me, get this carpet baggin bitch and her stupid designer dog (think she ever has it lick peanut butter off of her gaper???…after the Zoloft kicks in, maybe…cuz she don’t walk that thing) out the fuckin door.

    I may be a sicko, but I don’t dig totalitarianism.

  • BMX Travaganza
    May 8, 2020 at 8:54 am


  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 8, 2020 at 8:44 am

    It’s going to take extra strong rope to string this frumpy tub of shit up once the revolution gets under way

  • Derp
    May 8, 2020 at 8:33 am

    A fat doctor. Nice. Yeah, she is an audiologist, but still. Any doctor that is a fat fuck should not be trusted with your health. They clearly don’t give a fuck about their own health, so what makes anyone think the fatty is gonna give two shits about them?

  • Massachusetts cannot legally enforce the no mask fine
    May 8, 2020 at 8:30 am

    I strongly feel everyone should wear a mask out of common courtesy. If you don’t wear a mask I’m not ratting you out I ain’t no snitch.

    You need know that the fines for not wearing masks will not stand up in court. Charlie Baker cannot pass this by an Executive Order. It is outside of his powers even in a state of emergency. Massachusetts Legislature has to pass this for it to be legal. Charlie Baker purposely circumvented the proper channels for passing this. It’s fucking bullshit and an abuse of power.

    So please wear masks to be courteous. If you don’t wear one know the fines will not stand up in court. I’m honestly shocked the ACLU hasn’t done something about this yet.

    Baker has gone too far with this and doesn’t have the power he thinks he does.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      May 8, 2020 at 10:47 am

      Yes we can enforce and collect mask fines! You need to fund our benefits and pensions! We are public servants for God’s sake!

    • Cops aren’t wearing masks
      May 8, 2020 at 1:23 pm

      It seriously pisses me off that he thinks his haircuts are “essential” but the rest of us, little people, don’t deserve them because we are less important. Not a single cop out working details that I’ve driven by has had a mask on and that goes for the utility and construction workers as well. Why is this ok? I’m truly aggravated by it

      • Oops
        May 8, 2020 at 1:35 pm

        Wrong post but same sentiment

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        May 8, 2020 at 3:10 pm

        Just zip it and pay! #Team Lockdown!

    • My Twice A Week Lunch Will Never Happen again At Rt1 Boston Market
      May 8, 2020 at 1:52 pm

      Rt 1 north Boston Market refuses to serve customers who have health problems and dont wear mask.
      They tell you to leave store while they cross contaminate with their bandana masks.
      They are not following the law.
      I was told emphatically to leave store for not having mask.
      I explained how the law works to the morbidly obese employee and explained the health problems that cause me inability to breathe effectively with mask.
      He did not care and ordered me out of the store. I will never eat there again. Your false sense of safety cost you a loyal customer.
      This guy works on Saturdays too because I see him every Saturday. He has a crumpy personality so I usually just order my meal and dont exchange pleasantries

      • Sol Rosenberg
        May 8, 2020 at 3:15 pm

        Sue! You were discriminated against, because of your condition.

    • My Twice A Week Lunch Will Never Happen again At Rt1 Boston Market
      May 8, 2020 at 1:52 pm

      Rt 1 north Boston Market refuses to serve customers who have health problems and dont wear mask.
      They tell you to leave store while they cross contaminate with their bandana masks.
      They are not following the law.
      I was told emphatically to leave store for not having mask.
      I explained how the law works to the morbidly obese employee and explained the health problems that cause me inability to breathe effectively with mask.
      He did not care and ordered me out of the store. I will never eat there again. Your false sense of safety cost you a loyal customer.
      This guy works on Saturdays too because I see him every Saturday. He has a crumpy personality so I usually just order my meal and dont exchange pleasantries

    • Lane Bryant is non essential
      May 8, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      I agree and so do some lawyers who represent police unions. Police should not enforce civil health violations that are not criminal. Not to mention the tone deafness of this fatty, to brag about fining citizens who may be out of work and barely afford rent or groceries. Send her fat ass out in public with a ticket book and see how keeping it real goes wrong. Her fat pig head would end up on a stake.

    • Absolutely Right
      May 8, 2020 at 8:20 pm

      Everything you said is correct. The problem is there are too many idiots out there that blindly just follow what Repubocrat Baker tells them and don’t take the time to research this stuff, so they walk around blissfully unaware that they can’t be forced to do it.

  • Dr. Huxtable.
    May 8, 2020 at 8:21 am

    I hope you read this you fat ugly cunt. I pray that your feet have to be amputated due to complications from the diabetes you either have or will have, and you end up having complications from the surgery because they could say through your disgusting cankles. You are one of the ugliest bitches I have ever seen in my life and hope nothing but pain and misery to you.

    • WeRFucked
      May 8, 2020 at 8:47 am

      Like you wouldn’t slip her a roofie.
      You lyin’ Dr H.

      No make me sum of yo Jello puddin’

      • Cliff Huxtable
        May 8, 2020 at 8:59 am

        I never said I wouldn’t drug her and dead horse the shit out of her fat, hairy, cottage cheese ass. Lol

        • Jeffrey Dahmer
          May 8, 2020 at 2:53 pm

          You seem nice Dr. H. Would you like to come over for dinner some night?

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    May 8, 2020 at 8:18 am

    If you are a medical professional why would you be so undisciplined as to become such a blowser?
    Studied hard, never went on a date, bought a prom dress and never left the house. “Put her career before having a husband or children” Love of her life is silicone and takes 2 double “A” batteries.
    Hates herself, hates her life, has animals to fill the black void in her soul where there should be a family. But Power! Yes that it! Power is the elixir! I can finally be somebody, be seen, be listened to.
    Just another twinkie queen. SAD.

    • The Common Man
      May 9, 2020 at 1:18 pm

      Good point, it’s like trying to be a motivational speaker or life coach when you’re fat. People are going to see you doing have control of your own life so why should they listen to you?

    May 8, 2020 at 8:12 am

    Heard this on The Howie Carr Show



    Stop asking questions put on your mask and shut up! Here’s your $300 fine for resisting.. errr not wearing a “face covering”.

    • Masks and mascara
      May 8, 2020 at 10:26 am

      Great question.

      Also, while watching the news this morning it finally dawned on me that these anchor people are all still getting their hair and makeup done. While telling us to social distance.

      Laws are for thee, but not for me.

      Some animals are more equal than others.

  • One "flu" over the cuckoos nest
    May 8, 2020 at 8:02 am

    Been asking this..
    where was the healthcare establishment at the beginning of this?
    Heard from reports of the Corona in late December over the news…
    Now I am pretty sure the left coast has lots of visitors from China…
    Didn’t the healthcare industry ( i.e. the large companies with very wealthy board members who run most clinics and hospitals) recognize the obvious threat?
    They had almost 3 months to prepare before this thing took off, but still unprepared for beds, space, masks, ventilators?
    Maybe the answer is that stockpiling those things for a rainy day pandemic eats too much into the margins…
    we spend a lot of time discussing “free healthcare”..”socialized medicine”…”evil insurance”…”bastard Pharma”.
    The reality is healthcare is broken at it’s most inner-core,
    Clinics are nothing more than fast-food medicine. Rushing you in and out to see more patients = more billing.
    I appreciate what the “boots on the ground” healthcare people are doing..
    but they should be seriously asking themselves who are the people they work for…

    • Wasn't enough Authoritarianism
      May 8, 2020 at 8:17 am

      President Trump didn’t tell them what to do so they didn’t do anything. Apparently big pharma and big medicine can’t think or act without The Donald instructing them to. That’s been a recurrent theme from the media democrats.

      • Dr. Dooms Mask
        May 8, 2020 at 9:43 am

        this has all been a set-up..
        the left prior to wuhan:” he’s a tyrant and a dictator…he puts Mexican Babies in a blender and uses transgenders for target practice”
        the left after: “He needs to take over companies and tell them what to make. He should tell people how to be afraid and what to do with that fear”
        These are the same people who claim they cannot trust him.
        I don’t know about you, but I am not turning over my well-being, my health, my business to someone I don’t trust. I am not advocating for that person to do anything.
        If he had done what they claim they wanted him to do-the left would have said “see, he is a tyrant”..

  • Kat
    May 8, 2020 at 7:53 am

    Kit-Kat smudges in the liner no doubt.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    May 8, 2020 at 7:52 am

    Just post pics of herself all over town, people will wear masks over their entire head to avoid looking at that pig.

  • Fuck Pig
    May 8, 2020 at 7:51 am

    The Fuck Pig don’t go for no fat womans.

  • Frank
    May 8, 2020 at 7:43 am

    You give people an illusion of power and they become drunk by it

  • Leigha Genduso
    May 8, 2020 at 7:31 am

    I bet if this whale looked like me A!den would be white knighting and licking her asshole right about now.

  • Fucktufts
    May 8, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Start by passing bylaws to limit sugary drinks, donuts,fries, twinkies, ho ho’s , oh and boxed wine. Then she will feel the pain, hunger pain. Hope her dog figures out what a twat she is and runs away. There is no way she will catch him, and probably have to call Holbrook fire to do CPR. Hey tufts maybe we should DNR all fat people too, just like your other Dairy Queen twat spews

    • Doktor Tribulski
      May 8, 2020 at 8:01 am

      She is too hungry to be stopped by junk food laws a woman like her knows how to get the carbs and calories anywhere. She will resort to eating a case of ‘diet’ peanut butter and chocolate protein bars or 6 double chocolate ‘diet’ shakes in a row. Rice, bread, potatoes she’s way ahead and much like a bear preparing for winter she will always find an ample supply of carbs to stave off withdrawal. She has emergency stashes of stale discount candy corns and snickers bars purchased the day after halloween and hides them like a squirrel hides nuts.

      ps Bloomberg tried taxing the sugary drinks people got around the rules easily.

  • Ratchet Patrol
    May 8, 2020 at 7:25 am

    Paging Dr. Fupa.

  • whatevuh
    May 8, 2020 at 7:21 am

    This is the reason grocery stores are running low on food . . . just sayin’

  • Paul Benzaquin
    May 8, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Dear Kat,
    Would love to adopt your dog after your upcoming heart attack.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 8, 2020 at 10:32 pm

      jeez, i forgot about him, scoring points on AM when talk radio was an interesting animal. thanks for the jog to my memory.

    • jobrienxxx176
      Abdul the goat lover
      May 9, 2020 at 8:35 pm

      I bid 100 dinars for the dog. No goats around

  • Cuz we have to Believe All Women
    May 8, 2020 at 7:11 am

    Health??? She sure has consumed a ‘Healthy’ number of meals, hasn’t skipped many.
    Fitness??? Unless something has changed since the Picture, she needs the Adele treatment and PRONTO…

  • Whale watcher
    May 8, 2020 at 7:07 am

    Another Tufts Karen.The people of Holbrook voted in this whale. Whales flail around splashing everyone. What did you expect? I feel bad for the dog, it’s not a pet , it’s a hostage. Notice how skinny the dog is…gets no leftovers
    Where were the violations? Just figure out where fat whale Karens go to get sugar fix.

  • Bloop
    May 8, 2020 at 6:49 am


  • Turtle Rider
    May 8, 2020 at 6:48 am

    What’s so hard about not breaking the law?

  • Audiologist ≠ Infectious Disease Specialist
    May 8, 2020 at 6:24 am

    The only things in danger for this women are the bakeries and doughnut shops.

  • ASD
    May 8, 2020 at 6:20 am

    I don’t want to die for minimum wage.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 8, 2020 at 2:22 pm


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 8, 2020 at 6:05 am

    $3,300 is a tidy sum, but with effort that number could be increased tenfold! Mandating quotas for each patrolman would be the most logical way to achieve this goal. Keep up the great work Dr. Kat!
    #Were All In This Together.

  • Coming Together
    May 8, 2020 at 5:49 am

    I never thought it would happen in my lifetime but this mask situation is bringing a unity within this country that’s never been seen before.
    Blacks, Hispanics, professionally unemployed Whites and people who are always 5 classes short of their GED are agreeing on two things.
    First they all agree it’s time the country goes back to work (which makes no sense because they didn’t have a job before all this and they aren’t planning on working later.).
    Second they aint gonna wear no mask for nothin bitches!!!

    Hey, when you’ve got the Warwick police on your side you’re winning it already.


  • Guinea Geisha
    May 8, 2020 at 5:21 am

    The only difference between rape and extortion is how ya spell blackmail.

  • TB is a potato face bootleg Chris Mullin
    May 8, 2020 at 5:14 am

    “Normally I’d consider it punching down to talk about someone’s weight”

    Lmao wtf??? Literally every post makes fun of someone’s looks in one way or another, weight pretty often, since you’re incapable of making actual points and just want to hurt people.

    • Voted down
      May 8, 2020 at 8:56 am

      . . . but 100% right.

    • Hook, Line, and Sinker
      May 8, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      Yet you come back and read day after day. I stopped watching CNN years ago because it was a bunch of BS pom pom waving for the liberals. I didn’t like their reporting so I didn’t waste my time with it anymore. Looks like TB has you right where he wants you…..reading his stories. The joke is on you.

  • Top turtle fan
    May 8, 2020 at 3:21 am

    I deliver groceries for the richest man in the world and am required to wear my one paper mask all day while working, especially picking up and dropping off at houses. After I complete my delivery the customers are sent an email and asked if I was wearing my mask during the contactless delivery, some douchebag turned me on for forgetting to wear it as I was putting the bags in her she’d so she could decontaminate them. I am now signing up for PUI. Thanks Charlie and Jeff, I’ll be making more now.

    May 8, 2020 at 2:04 am

    This kunt is why guys are sucking dick and not eating pussy, wonder what her dogs are eating??

    • Hate Fags
      May 8, 2020 at 6:51 am

      You know from experience?

    • No sucky dicky
      May 8, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      Mr. Itchy_Balls, abstinence before sucky dicky. Just sayin’

  • June 8th charlie Parker Opening Day
    May 8, 2020 at 1:23 am

    Charlie Parker is already hinting about a date beyond May18th. He says we will adopt the best practices of the Eastern states.
    Like it was never his plan to decieve paople sll along about May 18th.
    Charlie grow a pair . The cats out of the bag.

    • But Governor Cuomo did it
      May 8, 2020 at 8:08 am

      Guv Baker will watch what Guv Cuomo does and copy him just making the opening date a little different. If Baker catches heat he’ll deflect onto Cuomo and membership in the North East liberal state alliance for reopening. Also known as none of us know what the hell to do so were spreading any future blame. It’s all Trumps fault Bush did it, it was Cheney!

  • I Call For $500 Fines On Fatties
    May 8, 2020 at 1:12 am

    Another story about how a dumbfuck thinks that a mask will save her when the clear and present danger to her health is her ever expanding waistline.
    Perhaps this porcine animal should check the demographic stats on dead covid patients.
    Alot are old but the biggest risk factor in every age group of covid patients is obesity.
    Obesity accounts for most of the deaths in America each and every year. The big 3 csncer heart disease and diabetes. Funny thing is these 3 for the most part are preventable if you are not a morbidly obese fat fuck like this ginormous bitch.

  • You pompous, self important twunt
    May 8, 2020 at 12:49 am

    Holbrook is probably not the place to go stealing $300 from people on the street for the high crime of not wearing a mask.
    Some of them don’t require much to determine that the only solution is to seek you out and get their pound of flesh.
    See, you hide behind that town title like it’s an impenetrable force field. Nothing could be further from the truth. You could end up dissected and scattered all around the Grove, giving back to nature by feeding all the scavenger animals.
    But go ahead, keep that shit up. Maybe you’ll find out the hard way that your life isn’t worth even $300.

  • What a gross looking pig
    May 8, 2020 at 12:37 am

    That fat disgusting fucking slob of a hog-beast should be the last one giving ANY health advice. Will be dead from a heart attack by the time she is 50. her eating habits are literally more deadly than any corona virus bullshit. And I bet her vag smells like sour milk, dirty fish tank water and toe cheese.

  • Frankendoodle
    May 8, 2020 at 12:31 am

    Nazi Bitch!

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Doctor Ratchett
    May 8, 2020 at 12:18 am

    Welcome to the area!! So quick to become Turtleboy Famous. Her feelings just keep gettin’ hurt. Boo

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