Holden Hardo Threatening To Kill Cops Wants Us To Expose The Holden PD After His Son Drove His Motorcycle Too Fast Into An Elderly Woman 


The other day we got this message in our inbox, asking us to expose the Holden Police Department. Full disclosure – Uncle Turtleboy lives in Holden and for that reason chose to pass this story on to any of the other bloggers. I took it.

Here’s the TL;DR:

  • Guy is dying from ALS and wants to see the Holden PD exposed before he goes (common item on any bucket list)
  • Guy says his kid was in a motorcycle accident in which he slammed into an elderly woman’s car who had cut him off after turning onto the street that he was traveling on
  • This is where it occurred. Elderly woman had a stop sign, took a left, then turned right into the post office. Son came barreling down from the right and hit the passenger side door of the elderly woman’s car as she turned into the post office.

  • Guy says his son was “harassed” by the cops for accusing him of traveling too fast
  • Guy’s son gets lippy with the police and claims motorcycle discrimination, then tells cops to fuck off and drives away
  • Guy gets fired up about it and goes to police to give them a piece of his mind, but claims he was thrown out of police station for no reason
  • Guy readily admits that he now has policy of giving every Holden cop he sees the finger
  • Guy claims cop sat outside of his house, waited for him to drive, then pulled him over for bogus reason of over revving his engine
  • Guy fights ticket in court and loses because he claims the Holden cop perjured himself
  • Weeks after this guy claims the HPD show up at his house with guns drawn over bogus “shots fired” call to the police
  • Guy claims his whole family and the dog had guns pointed at them
  • Son tells cops “don’t you fucking dare” shoot the dog, then cops smile and leave
  • Guy tells seemingly unrelated story about getting hit by a car while changing lanes, went to the ER, but the HPD never came to see if he was OK and instead revoked his license without giving him a chance to appeal it
  • Guy includes screenshots of a conversation with a witness to his son’s crash along with the police report which clearly states that his son had ample amount of time to slow down before hitting the woman’s car, but was likely going too fast to stop in time

The most confusing part about this story is that a guy with ALS is driving a motorcycle, but I digress.

Alright, so I wasn’t at the crash scene so I have no idea what happened. All I have is the police the report to work with, which says that his son had time to stop but didn’t. Either way, even if the elderly woman was at fault, the mere fact that dude is messaging us and telling us that he has a policy of giving every cop in town the middle finger pretty much tells me everything I need to know about him.

Hardo city.

He was also kicked out of the police station, which is pretty hard to do, and I’m willing to be he earned that privilege. Obviously I feel bad for anyone with ALS, but it doesn’t give you a license to be a douchebag on your way out, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he’s an overly confrontational queef.

But wait….there’s more. A concerned citizen actually contacted us 6 months ago about this guy. Here’s what they said….

Please please please look into this!!!  There is a complete turd in Holden named Chris Deperrio. He has ALS but that is just a side note. It all started a few months ago when his teenage son crashed his motorcycle into someone at the Jefferson post office. His son was a complete asshole to the cops! Mouthy, disrespectful and totally at fault. His father Chris couldn’t handle this so he went on a Facebook rant of how much the HPD was a bunch of pussies and are all criminals and so on. A few weeks later Chris starts driving by cops and giving them finger and then inciting confrontations.  He had his son tape one of them while yelling “oh they are gonna lock up my dad who has ALS”. They were not going to lock him up. They know he’s just a local toolbag and they quelled the situation and went home. They are not stupid enough to wrestle a guy with advanced ALS to the ground on video!! Things die down for a few months. Then just the other day a gunshot call came in from his address. He had a lot to say about that. Then he drives by an officer and flips him off and then crashes his motorcycle!  Lol. Fucking idiot. Then he put the most recent threats up on FB. My concern Turtleboy is this, he has nothing to lose. He will be dead soon and I strongly feel he wants to go out with a bang. 

Oh look, the other side of the story. Turns out the random crash he had on his bike occurred because he was distracted flipping off a cop. Let’s check out some of the sweet nothings he’s posted on the Facebook machine about these incidents…..

“Lessons will be learned.”

“You’re number’s coming up.”

Totally not a threat. He seems stable….

Telling cops they’re not fast enough to outrun him, and calling them out for being pussies due to the fact that they won’t meet him face to face, presumably so they can have a duel in town square. Oh yea, he’s the victim here for sure.

Here’s what he posted after what he claimed was being pulled over for an invalid reason.

So he was sitting at a red light with a cop behind him and he intentionally gunned it from 0 to 30 in less than a second as soon as it turned green, right by the town pool and an elementary school where little kids are crossing the street to go swimming. Funny, because when he messaged Turtleboy he said the reason he was pulled over was because he over revved his engine.

“(Holden cop) pulled me over and gave me a ticket for failure to use a turn signal and over revving my engine.”

Either way, he readily admits that he goes around flipping off cops, then intentionally goes from 0 to 30 in less than a second without using a turn signal. Shocking that he’d get a ticket after doing that. A ticket that held up in court after he appealed it.

Here’s what he posted after the cops came to his house and allegedly drew guns on his family for no reason.

So the cops got called to a house for shots fired and responded exactly as they would to any call of shots fired. This is harassment because months earlier his son ran into an elderly woman’s car and Dad has been flipping them off since. Got it.

Oh, and here he is explicitly threatening to kill cops after the incident at his house.

“I have my own way of resolving things.”

“If someone thinks they’re going to unjustifiably aim a loaded gun at me and my family and live much longer to tell about it. They’re DEAD wrong.”

Emphasis on DEAD. But yea, he’s the victim here.

His wife has left her thoughts in a review of the Holden Police Department on their Facebook page.

This family is totally NOT the official town ratchet clan or anything like that.

This appears to be the son who got into the accident.

It’s almost like this family goes around looking to provoke problems, threatens violence over really egregious things like touching another person’s car, and blames the police for doing their job.

Sonny boy also started a GoFundMe to become a professional hockey player, even though he’s closing in on 30, because he can’t let go of the dream.

Totally NOT a loser. I can’t possibly imagine him crashing into an old lady after driving recklessly and then yelling at the cops because they told him he was going too fast.

The Holden Hardo messaged us said “I’d like the truth to be told.” Mission accomplished. Turns out the truth is that he’s a douchebag. Oops!


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53 Comment(s)
  • HPD sucks
    March 26, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Holden cops are the worst. I grew up there in the 90’s and was harassed by the police from when I was 15 until I left the town. There are people I know that still live there that have to deal with these types of things all the time. I get these guys a douchy, but Holden Cops are legit 100% corrupt and only have an interest in taxing the community. It’s a beautiful town, but I won’t live there just because of the police. Not only that but the same family, The Bourgets, have literally run the Police force for decades now. HPD definitely needs an overhaul, drain the swamp.

    • WeRFucked
      March 26, 2019 at 4:09 pm

      Holden police only bother those who have reason to be bothered.
      30 years in town.
      Me, my wife, and our 3 children (now in their early 20’s.)
      Never. A. Single. Problem.
      Not. One. Of. Us.

  • Kevin Lyncho
    March 22, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    The cops are corrupt.
    Cops are known to lie and twist the truth.
    This family need your help.
    Support these good people.

  • holdensfinest
    March 22, 2019 at 8:05 am

    Gay Mike Depperio made his Facebook private? Dad please help him! He’s just a baby.
    I really want to piss on his car.

  • WeRFucked
    March 22, 2019 at 7:44 am

    Is he dead yet?
    Hurry the fuck up and make my town a better place. Who’s going to take care of little Mikey when daddy’s gone? He’ll need someone tough to help him when his feels get hurt by the police.
    Don’t worry Chris, I’m sure Susan will move on to the next tough guy soon after you’re gone. Maybe Mikey has a friend who’s a bouncer at a club?

    Going to the police station to investigate your 27 year old son’s incident. Wow. And that you don’t see why the Lt. told you to GTFO tells me all I need to know about you. TOUGH GUY.

    I’ve lived in Holden a very long time. Before living here, I worked in town. My taxes are outrageous. But I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. Our public services, our elected town government, and our town employees, are second to none.

    So you have to rev your engine on your bike to shut it off, else it coughs or sputters or whatever? It sounds like a piece of shit.

  • Make America Great Again
    March 22, 2019 at 7:26 am

    This douche bag doesn’t know what it was like growing up in Holden in the 70’s…When HPD made Time magazine for giving the most citations in a year in the whole frigging country. We would get pulled over for having a foggy rear window.ffs. Then they would take our beers and send us on our way. Aaaa the good old days.

  • The Boondock Saint
    March 22, 2019 at 5:33 am

    No way he didn’t creat that dumb meme himself…. and.. umm… DRIFT CAR?! Yea you’re cruising the streets of Holden ripping sweet drifts around every corner. Good lord that tells you everything you need to know about how he sees himself. The douche doesn’t fall far from the tree in that family, does it?

    More seriously though… let’s not gloss over his Dad saying “someone needs to go over there amd clean house”. This guy is throwing up plenty of red flags… how bout sending some Marshalls to talk to him about that?

    ALS is no fucking joke man, its a real shitty hand to get dealt. Still does not give you any reason to throw threats at cops like this. Straighten up or you can become a shell in a cell. We don’t care either way.

  • Bob
    March 21, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    He had a tryout with the Indy Fuel? The Indy Fuel are the ECHL affiliate of the Chicago Blackhawks. You don’t get on ECHL teams at some open tryout. You know how you get on an ECHL team, have your agent call the General Manager. I doubt some 30 year old never was, that still lives with his parents, has an agent.

  • Lola B
    March 21, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Wait. The son “fell into a closet door”?? Lmfao! What an idiot.
    And that’s what made the “gun discharged” sound? Ok….

  • True Reality Speaks
    Terry Sawchuk is Dead and Is Still A Better Goalie
    March 21, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    TBS really needs to post a pic of the son’s car with its license plate – along with the address where he works. Anyone that fucks with it has to video his reaction and post it on Fakebook.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain 'Bad Ass' Trips
    March 21, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    A real badass is someone who doesn’t spend every waking minute trying to convince people their bad asses.

  • just STOP
    March 21, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    I loved the part where the officer asked how old the son is – “27” – and then sent the dad on his way.

    I am surprised the officer didn’t ask if the son was wearing his pajamas during the incident.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    March 21, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    The entire DePerrio family are a bunch of fucking retards . . . take it from one who knows them . . . .

  • ...
    March 21, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Office Bourget’s truck also got set on fire in his driveway a few years back.

    I wonder if they ever found the person? Maybe they should check this guy.

  • Duh
    March 21, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Haha I can tell you why he got kicked out of the police station…they said “how olds your son” and he said 26 …. and they were like fuck off your kid can fight husband own battles.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 21, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    On the one hand, you want to feel bad for the guy, because he definitely has been handed a medical death sentence, but…

    God damn, does he make it difficult!

  • Bobby Orr
    March 21, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Imagine being in your 30’s and thinking because you are decent in some shitty men’s league you can be a professional hockey player! Hahahaha what a fucking clown

  • panzer9811
    March 21, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    Mikey’s more pathetic than Napoleon Dynamite’s Uncle Rico.

    Where’s your car, Mikey, you little piece of shit?

  • JimmyBooms
    March 21, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    I appreciate all officers putting their life on n the line every day and being there when we need to call them.

    It does seem that Police Departments with State Police Barracks in that town, due appear to be a little more arrogant or less approachable. I have never lived in a town that has a State police barracks so my statement has zero facts behind it. I’m not going to say FACKS fuck I’ve said it.

  • Straightpipes Stu
    March 21, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    9 times out of 10, as soon as someone pulls the “I was harassed” card from their @ss when trying to defend their actions immediately take everything they say and discredit it. Ever notice how drama and trouble always seems to find certain people?

    • Obnoxious people suck
      March 21, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      Straightpipes are for needle dick bug fuckers looking for attention. Vroom vroom, look at me!!!

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 21, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    All cops are heroes.

    Except for that guy in Providence.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Randall Guy's New Pimp
      March 22, 2019 at 9:23 am

      RANDY!!!! Men’s room NOW! I know the son is your butt buddy and all just get back to working or you’re going to be outside behind the dumpster with Francis blowin’ winos. NOW GIT!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 21, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    The guys looking to commit suicide by cop. That way he avoids the painful death. This is going to escalate quickly from here on out

  • buckfrancis29
    The Factor
    March 21, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    2-11-3 in a shitty mens league is not a good look.
    stick to rippin’ butts instead of trying to stop pucks.


    Michael Deperrio

    16 2 11 3 0 73 4.46

    • Roberto Luongo
      March 21, 2019 at 8:17 pm

      The record is misleading. Just look at that stellar gaa . 4.43 is good….if your a fucken mite. Maybe the other goalies aren’t pumping his tires enough.

  • dball31211
    Stiff pete
    March 21, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    I’m not 100% convinced. I’m willing to bet the kid started this shit and all of them keep it going.
    I don’t hate cops but I have seen a small few act like the hardo family.

  • Jeff J
    Holden Ex Pat
    March 21, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    How do you take someone trying to be a professional athlete seriously when one of the pics is of him with a cigastick in his hand.
    I lived in Holden for almost 20 years and the town cops can be a liiiiitttle douchey and eager at times but I’m not sure it rises to the level of corruption. Also, red flags EVERYWHERE……If dad has an FID card or license to carry, they might wanna take them and all his firearms away for psychiatric reasons. Sounds like he’s becoming unhinged and getting more and more pissed.

  • Gerry Cheevers
    March 21, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Close up that fucking five hole, ya sieve.

    • Y
      March 21, 2019 at 12:59 pm

      And, he wonders why he had to internet pander his way to the ECHL…

      • Y
        March 21, 2019 at 1:06 pm

        Today’s bonus video:

  • Veggie Cowgirl
    March 21, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    ALS is a motherfucker! It is a slow and painful death in which you essentially become completely paralyzed. First voluntary muscles then involuntary which ultimately leads to death. It must be terrifying.
    This guy needs to cherish the moments he has left with his family. You’d think a diagnosis like this would give him some perspective in to what really matters. Not this guy apparently. If he even truly has it.
    That aside…
    How arrogant is this guy to think he can really go against his town police? Like wtf guy? Police make mistakes. Some are biased. Some are plain dirty. Theres no doubt, some are assholes. I’d like to think a good majority are officers for the right reason. Regardless of your opinion of them they deserve respect. These men and women put their lives on the line everyday for you and your town. They deal with some shit on a daily.
    How dare anyone disrespect multiple officers in the ways described by this guy? I can say I myself am offended by his actions and I nor any close family member is on the force. I can only imagine how it feels to see this type of fuck you as an officer. Maybe they did harrass him a little. It seems like he kind of had it coming.
    Nobody got hurt.
    This guy needs to humble himself and cut the shit.

    March 21, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Jesus h christ,
    Do people not realize that if you do not fuck with the police they will not fuck with you? Let’s be real, not all cops are good. There are alot of bad cops out there. Either way, if you treat them with respect they will do the same. Its really not that hard to be respectful and kind to others. People just choose not too but then cry when the person they treated like shit does the same in return.

    • What Do You Do
      March 21, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      Where are the “a lot” of bad cops? That’s bullshit and typical

      • Batman
        March 21, 2019 at 1:24 pm

        Maybe you missed it but I think the MSP qualifies as a lot of bad cops. Lying thieving not gonna get punished bad cops.

  • Straight Up Good Advise
    March 21, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    You fight the law and the law wins. Call an attorney and let him tune the cops up.

  • LOB
    March 21, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Christopher has small hands … just saying!

    • Sam
      March 21, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      ROFLMAO! Truth. Tiny hands = angry small hand syndrome. Ask the cheeto in chief!

      • Ear sodomizers suck
        March 21, 2019 at 2:34 pm

        Small hands + loud motorcycle = dick the size of a grain of rice.

        • RED
          March 21, 2019 at 6:43 pm

          Classic Napoleon “short man” syndrome!

          • SAM
            March 21, 2019 at 6:45 pm

            The giftless that keeps on giving, like father like son. Sad commentary!

  • What Your Dad Should Have Taught You
    March 21, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Any adult male who poses for photos like this guy does is a complete douchebag. Usually they marry a douchebag and they have little douchebag kids. That’s exactly what happened here. Slow down when you’re driving, e polite and you won’t get tickets or negative attention.

  • Your mom
    March 21, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    The area of that intersection is always approached and gone through slowly. Anyone driving lawfully would have had plenty of time to stop. Also anyone flipping off cops deserves that they get.

    If he really does have ALS we’ll see how tough he is when gets to the later stages.

  • Y
    March 21, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    Dad drives a Nissan 240X and son drives a Chevy Cobalt, both fully loaded with tampons.
    If you’re trying to be a hardo, at least have the toys to play the part.

    • Y
      March 21, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      Dad’s rice burner:

    • Y
      March 21, 2019 at 12:17 pm

      Son’s short bus:

  • Louis Gehrig
    March 21, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Contact attorney Richard Hertz, from Holden. 10% discount if you call him by his nickname.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 21, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    I think the phrase “Boom! Roasted!” fits this story quite beautifully.

  • Vigil Ante
    Vigil Ante
    March 21, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Uh oh….here come the Holden Hardos with their internet threats. This family seems like they would be fun at the Holidays, as long as you don’t touch his car.

  • Sam
    March 21, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Oh look a happy family of Trump supporting Liberal haters. Color me shocked!!!

    • Kim Wescott
      March 21, 2019 at 3:43 pm

      Oh look, another Libturd with Trump Derangement Syndrome…..

    • True Reality Speaks
      Sam is Too Dumb To Comment
      March 21, 2019 at 6:24 pm

      Right … because Trump and his supporters go around threatening cops, acting like fools, etc. Oh, wait …

  • Grim Reaper
    March 21, 2019 at 11:39 am

    They win the White Trash award for worst family in Holden. Daddy looks like he has little mans syndrome in addition to ALS. I’m pretty sure the son is a window licker who drives fast now because the short bus was so slow. Sometimes bad things happen to bad people. This time Karma came in the form of ALS

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