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The other day we called out openly gay Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse for writing a letter to himself in which he pretends to be a Trump supporter who is “threatening” Alex Morse for his “gay” lifestyle.
Because lots of Trump supporters write threatening letters in feminine looking cursive writing. Definitely.
We even pointed out the similarities between Alex Morse’s signature and the writing on the note:
Oh, and for the really stupid people out there who don’t understand satire, we do not in fact have a handwriting expert on staff. That was a joke. But we do have common sense. And people whose names begin with the letter “A” usually use a capital letter to begin their names. But when Alex Morse signs documents he uses a lower case “a” and so did the person who wrote the note. Just sayin.
Did he have any proof that this was done by a Trump supporter (hence #TrumpsAmerica)? Nope. Proof is overrated. Outrage and victimization are way better. Alex Morse wants higher office. He obviously would like to get the hell out of Holyoke as quickly as possible. And he knows that this was the perfect time to become the latest victim of the Trumpocalypse. Everyone else is doing it, why not him?
So many idiots fell for it, because they want to believe that people are attacking folks like Alex because it will fit their agenda. One of these idiots is Mic Media, who made this sentimental video on this triggering letter the Mayor received in a Hallmark style card:
And just like Alex was hoping, everyone blamed his hoax on Trump:
Then there was this:
A sign that for some reason was up on a tree weeks after the election randomly had a grossly misspelled and homophobic attachment added to it. What a coincidence!!
Another huge coincidence is the fact that Ales Morse is a diehard Hillary supporter:
Oh yea, and it’s working out great for Alex Morse’s campaign chest. Donations are through the roof!!
The bottom line is, he had the motive to do this. He became a darling of his party, a rising star, a victim, and he made a lot of money doing it. He offered no proof that someone besides him left the note, yet he accused Trump because he knows that Trump-industrial complex brings in the big bucks.
And since he knows we’ve figured out the truth he took this action on the Twitter machine:
That’s what happens when you question a social justice warrior’s unconfirmed anecdote. You get labeled as hate speech and blocked. SJW’s can’t handle the truth which is why they are do desperate to stop Turtleboy. But we won’t stop until every single one of these mushheads gets exposed.
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51 Comment(s)
An uppercase cursive A is the same as a lowercase cursive A. Maybe you do need a handwriting expert. 😉
On 10/23/2015 a very brave anti nigger, anti jew, anti woman/gay rights unemployed democrat activist hit the TBS site on a womanizing highly insulting campaign. Well I came to love that man for all of his lies and faults, after all he’s only sort of a man. I LOVE YOU BOB!
“Embraced by an activist and supportive black community, the Bryant family shaped and secured their freedom in the North. They would be the first of many “contrabands of war” and freedpeople who would migrate to Worcester to escape the shadow of slavery in the years during and immediately following the Civil War … In Massachusetts and across the North, just as the Bryants arrived, ……
“… DEMOCRATS bolstered their constitutional arguments AGAINST EMANCIPATION by painting fearful portraits of a flood of black migrants to the North, who, they claimed, would compete with white workers, drive down wages, and exacerbate racial tensions.”
Source: First Fruits of Freedom – The migration of former slaves an th4ir search for equality in Worcester, Massachusetts, 1862 – 1900, page 54, by Janette Thomas Greenwood, 2009
Democrats call Republicans racist, so I have a right to call Democrats racist, along with facts and sources to prove what I say.
Paul Larson
What a garbage article, and website generally. Seriously gross.
probably has less to do with “questioning a social justice warrior’s unconfirmed anecdote” than it does with “a flood of angry turtle riders shouting profanities” but what do I know
Man…I wish there was a block button here so I wouldn’t have to deal with that shitbag BobnMic and his moronic sidekick Lars Paulson who feels the constant need to share whatever irrelavent information his 2 brain cells are focused on in the moment.
The Death of Vladimir Poodletin:
Unbeknownst to Jacques Philippe Villere XIV, his prize poodle and stud of the ages, Vladimir, had developed a peanut allergy. Vlad was very large for a Standard Poodle, weighing in at 90lbs, a tanish-yellow color, and coiffed like a lion, a tradition started by his great grandfather, Jacques Philippe Villere. Anytime there was a peanut butter party on the agenda, he was at the front of the line. He wasn’t called Vlad the Impaler for nothing, but I digress.
Presumably Vlad cultivated the allergy subsequent to the raucous goings on the night that later became known as “The Penetrating of Paul Larson”, after extirpating Peter Pan from a cavity, as he was trained to do. Of course, Paul Larson was delighted with the attention from Vlad. It was at this time, Jacques became incensed, flew into a jealous rage and the ensuing hissy fit resulted in Paul’s grievous injuries from the repeated blows of the Frenchman’s “Baton Violet”. It was only a short time later that Vladimir was chasing a squirrel through a park, when the squirrel shat a bit. Mere seconds after the great Vlad the Impaler inhaled the pellet, he was no more. That my friends, was a sad day, and Paul wept.
Cool story bro.
I dare you to refute it, because you can’t. Look it up, page 236
Can I download it to my kindle?
Sure, what do I fucking care…but it hasn’t happened yet, or did it? Maybe, or not, but yeah, definitely. Apparently bobbin for mics takes issue with your retort. Or was it a tort? I can’t remember.
No but you can download it to my dick and love it you fucking faggot.
Download it to your dick?.. Well it is a short story so it should probably fit with room to spare.
Yep. I just downloaded it to my dick and it fit with plenty of room to spare, just like Mr Burglestein said it would.
Law is the name I affectionately gave to my tiny penis, so when I say I’m gonna whip out a LAW, you best come at me with a microscope and tweezers.
LMAO. Ya right.
Ya Turd you’d love to upload it from my dick wouldn’t you – you fucking lassy light in the loafers biotch. Still with an endless supply of ammo if you want to keep this going shithead. Oh shit another Pun. Oh Jeeze and yet another one oh Lord…
I’m shooting with 5.56 and your ammo appears to be a 10 grain .22 lr at best. Face it fucko, you’ve been outgunned again as everyone here expected.
.50 caliber M2 Browning machine gun with unlimited ammo cans with an S&W M&P .45 cal as backup with unlimited ammo so you will NEVER win you fucking idiot. And what the fuck if it gets real crazy I’ll whip out a LAW.
Now go ahead little feeble boy and Google everything I just mentioned because you have no clue about any of this, that or the other thing do you Turd for brains. dba President of the Latino Queen Fiesty the Wreaking Rican fan club.
You fucking make me laugh you really do…
JFC – another troll in the same vein as BobnMic and Kevin Lynch?
You’re gonna lose even more long time TBS riders if you don’t figure a way to curb these tools.
Wrong Tired of… – I am a troll crusher. If it takes me 20 comments with only one on topic to deflate these two assholes then that is my mission. And it will never stop until they stop. That is how it fucking works in here. I am pro-TB Sports not against it and I fucking can’t stand these assholes that recently came in here to fuck all things up.
BTW how can you come after me and not go toward an asshole who has a piece of shit in a toilet as an avatar as opposed to my avatar picture of an American flag and a copy of the United States Constitution? Sorry you disapprove but I just do not get where you idiots are coming from…
Making new friends again I see.
Bob… it’s not crush… it’s smash… you like to smash trolls behind the dumpsters. Seriously… learn the lingo… you’re embarrassing yourself. Although with you it IS a bit more like smoosh… You like to smoosh your tiny, syphilitic pecker into gaping, chlamydia ridden rectums…
Wow okay there YSAL. Way to get into the popular. You are all over the place but I can assume now that you have joined the Fiesty Latino Queen Wreaking Rican brigade pioneered by President and CEO Turd Burglestein.
And good luck with that. Just another target for me that is all…
Of course SJW Nellie Taylor Donahue has two last names and the “I’d like to speak with your manager” haircut. Just sayin’.
Fawk yeah….
uh… peckahs…
In late 2016, an ass-cheese consumer and prolific swine-fucked Jeffersonian Beastialist under the assumed name of Paul Larson, began posting on TBS. Though his rambling was little more than anal drippings, he insisted on others refuting his aimless drivel. Then, much to expectations of those whom were familiar with his screeds, Paul Larson was horribly disfigured when the great grandson of Jacques Philippe Villere nearly dick-slapped Paul to death in what can only be described as a bizarre and hideous sexual cleansing ritual that also involved a jar of Peter Pan Chunky style peanut butter and a large pack of Standard Poodles. Paul bears the scars, commonly referred to as “Pecker Tracks”, to this day. Since Paul is no longer allowed in public, he spends his days posting even more shit that no one cares about.
Gotta lot of detail included in that sexual fantasy. Getting schooled by an old guy must have been traumatic.
What’s the matter, you getting flashbacks from being tutored by Old Balls?
That’s funny, your dad swore he was the one that brought the spatula, the funnel and the peanut butter, and he said it happened just like that. You calling him a liar?
Future History
I graduated from Wachusett Regional High School in 1966. I just went to my 50th class reunion. My REAL name is PAUL LARSON. You obviously don’t know what you are talking about. If you want to check out the 1966 Wachusett Year Book, I am on page 48, and I listed political affairs and the Marines as my goals. By the way, if you want to see another picture of me on the front page of the Wachusett News Recorder news paper for May 8, 1972, volume 24, Number 19. Also, if you want to see my real name, I brought a Federal Civil Rights case against local and State police. The Docket number was Civil Action # 71-1675-W. You can look it up at Federal Court in Boston. I also ran for selectman twice following my Civil Rights case. Of course, only Democrats voted for me, because I was upsetting the Republican dominants in town.
By the way, I have the guts to use my real name and you, Future History, do not.
Paul Larson
Multiple choice for you Lars:
A) Nobody Cares
B) So fucking what
C) You are a mental case
D) Everybody but BobnMic gives 0 fucks now because you are an obnoxious asshole that posts off topic rants because TBS is probably the only place that would allow you to do so.
E) Worth repeating, NOBODY CARES (THAT INCLUDES WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING NOT RELEVANT TO THE TOPIC ABOVE)
The All Of The Above answer is a given and the one you should pick Lars. You have a wonderfully shitty day now with your cheetojiz stained keyboard. I’m about to select my best scunion out of the safe, write Lars on a splatter target and perforate it repeatedly. Adios fuck face
Interesting to know. How long did it take you to Google this information in order to make your sorry ass seem smart? How many cups of coffee I wonder?
I’m guessing 3 cups to start, a bagel, and three hours of internet research to come up with this fucking utter bullshit…
Are you high, man?
Dude… you’re totally bogarting my schtick…
Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:
Worcester Telegram & Gazette
Dear Mr. Larson,
July 2, 2012
Congratulations.
Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.
Regards,
Chris Sinacola
Editor of the Editorial Pages
Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!
Paul Larson
Sorry for cross-posting my achievement… I’m just so proud of my prestigious award… and rosewood pen.
Paul, now you’re making me feel bad, dammit. If you are who and what you say you are and are just looking for a place to vent, then I understand. However, if you would engage people here about the actual topics under which you are posting, and not submit a long dissertation of an unrelated subject, I think you’d have a better chance of an audience. This site is all about letting people speak their minds, but speaking TO each other and not AT each other is how dialog works and ideas are shared, wouldn’t you agree?
Also, if you did serve in The Corps, and in Nam, then you have my utmost respect and gratitude for that.
That being said, I hope you read all of this and realize that, in a forum such as this, most folks participation derives from a discussion of the piece under which you are commenting.
And if you’re proud of your award, then I’m proud for you.
Regards and Semper.Fi
Future History,
I appreciate your most thoughtful post. Thank you and I am proud of your thoughtfulness.
Paul Larson
BLM cares about the legacy of slavery. The libs tell them only whites did this to them. Actually, Africans and Muslims and white racist Democrats gave them their legacy of slavery. By the way, most blacks live in Democratically controlled cities.
Yup, Trump was a Democrat for 40 years, and he learned how to handle our nation’s enemies from FDR.
FDR put Japanese-American citizens in concentration camps during WWII, but Democrats don’t call FDR a racist or a fascist. Democrats only say that stuff about people who run as Republicans.
Lincoln got less than 40% of the popular vote, yet many former slaves voted for Lincoln Republicans. But now Democrats want to get rid of the Electoral College, even though the Monday before election day, I heard on the news that Hillary was expected to get 300 Electoral votes. Now all the lefties are upset because the news lied to them but they blame Trump, a long-time Democrat. Take it out on the MSM, not Trump. If you want to reform something, reform the Democratic Party and get rid of the SUPER DELEGATES.
Yup, BLM, the Democrats were the racist pro-slavery party, and today they are the socialist party. And socialism is the new slavery. How much freedom of choice do you get with Social Security, Medicare or Obamacare?
Freedom of speech, I risked my life in Vietnam to defend freedom of speech. Democrats call Republicans racist, etc, etc, so I call Democrats racist, but I back my arguments up with facts and references. Look it up.
Paul Larson
Thank you for your service… Again… Retarded kid yelling “guess what I learned today”… What does this have to do with the topic? Go post it on the Food Network comment page… Or, The Outdoor Network blog… It has as much to do with those conversations as it does with this thread… Lunatic rant…
What exactly is your point, Paul? Everyone knows about the ideological shift in the political parties. Nobody is arguing that the Republican party of today looks anything like the Republican party pre-1960s. Same with the Democratic party. You might as well rant and rave about racism among the Whigs for all the good you’re doing.
Paul…you’re obviously boring everyone here with your OT comments, however you do seem to have some thoughts that other audiences would enjoy. Might I suggest you go register at wordpress and start your own blog and save us all here on TBS from this torture?
Oh so now you, of all fucking people, are going to speak for “us?” Look literal shit for brains – you’d do this blog a favor by flushing yourself down that toilet. “Save us all here.” You’re a fucking stooge to say the least shithead. You’re just pissed when Paul fucking took a big steamy dump on you so then you got all butthurt and are in search of your safespace.
Turd – President of the Latino Queen Fiesty the Wreaking Rican’s fan club.
You sound like a broken record. Can’t you come up with anything even remotely amusing? Seriously…you should be ashamed of your game. It’s below the level of pathetic.
The More You Know or Don’t Know:
History is not anti-intellectualism. You don’t know your history and that is why you can’t rebut my argument. All you can do is call names.
Paul Larson
Have you ever met a slave owner? Slavery was abolished 151 years ago… by the 13th Amendment. The Democratic party is no longer the party of Jefferson (who by the way died 190 years ago). As the Republican party is no longer the party of Lincoln (again, died 151 years ago). John F Kennedy (dead, 51 years), would be shocked at where the Democratic party has gone in the past 50 years. The Democratic party has gone Socialist, the Republican party has shifted to the left to pretty much the Democrat platform…. Hence the current Republican President-elect WAS a registered Democrat… And, he hasn’t shifted to the right, the party came to him. Stop with the ancient history… Nobody asked… Your comments have 0 to do with the article. You rant like a lunatic. I’m not saying ANY of your historical facts are invalid… No one cares. You’re like Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud… It’s embarrassing.
If Healy can support a man who abused a woman, she can certainly support a liar when he asks her. I don’t know who’s worse, alex or the meximuslim from Ohio.
Thomas Jefferson was our first Democrat president, and that is why Democrats celebrate Jefferson-Jackson Day.
Louisiana in 1818 had a Jeffersonian Democrat for governor, Jacques Philippe Villere, and U.S. Senator Henry Johnson, a Jeffersonian Democrat and Eligius Fromentin, a Jeffersonian Democrat. The state legislature elected U.S. Senators at that time, so obviously the state was dominated by Jeffersonian Democrats.
In 1818, Louisiana passed a law prohibiting free blacks from keeping white indentured servants. This is further proof that what started out as an economic system where both blacks and whites could keep both black and white laborers was being transferred by Jeffersonian Democrats into a racist system where only whites could keep blacks.
Paul Larson
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” — Issac Asimov… Hugo award winning Russian Orthodox Jew, atheist, staunch supporter of the democratic party, non-slave owning, New Deal loving hippie liberal dead guy.
Is it surprising that a well known lib would be aware of the deceit and cultish ways of his own party? They’re not all lemmings – the Party’s leaders’ willful ignorance serves their bankrupt ideology.
Only thing surprising is that he had the honesty and integrity to speak about it. Were he to do that now he would be targeted, attacked, marginalized, and ruined by the Democrats and the liberal media.
Thanks for the useless trivia, Cliff Clavin