Homeless Cambridge Fupasloths Who Won’t Rehome Pets Have 2 GoFundMes To Move To Germany, Collect Free Stuff There, Get Gender Reassignment Surgery

Homeless Cambridge Fupasloths Who Won’t Rehome Pets Have 2 GoFundMes To Move To Germany, Collect Free Stuff There, Get Gender Reassignment Surgery

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Meet Blake Loren Newton and her/his husband Justin Newton:

They’re homeless and usually rest their head at night in the center of Cambridge. Yes, that’s right. Only in America can you be morbidly obese, own a laptop, have no children, an able bodied husband, and STILL be homeless. Oh, and from the looks of it they do NOT have that “disease” that makes you spend all your rent money on smack, so what is their excuse? Don’t worry, they’ve got PLENTY.

They’ve also got two active GoFundMe’s. Here’s the first:

The explanation on the GFM page is one of the most longest, excuse filled rants you will ever see:

Here’s a summary:

  • Her able bodied husband does nothing and collects from the government.
  • She’s “sick” because she weight 10,000 pounds, so she can’t work.
  • Her husband can’t get a job because he needs to take care of her full time.
  • She used to have a job but…..she doesn’t say what happened to that. But the job is waiting for her there whenever she wants it.
  • When they lost their home they moved four hours north to Burlington, VT, where it’s freezing all the time so naturally it’s a great place for two homeless people to move to.
  • She couldn’t get shelter there or in New Hampshire due to her “disability.”
  • They moved back to Mass because we’re more generous about handing out free shit here, and there’s more people to scam.
  • Justin had a “mental breakdown” so they got another pet and called it a service animal.
  • She wears diapers because of her disability. His disability is hereditary neck, knee, and shoulder pain, as well as depression.
  • There are no programs to help people like them.
  • She’s not eligible for SSI, because being fat and lazy isn’t a disability.
  • They need food for their multiple pets, who they force to be homeless and hungry with them, and they refuse to allow the animals to be rehomed.
  • They don’t want to beg but no one wanted to buy any of their crappy art sold in their “business.”
  • They both have iPhones but claim that they were a gift, and their relatives, who live nearby and won’t let them live there, pay the monthly bill.
  • People sometimes pay for their hotel rooms.

But wait, the second GoFundMe is even better:

Oh yea, this seems like a good cause. Here’s your summary:

  • Justin, Blake, and their gender fluid friend Alexis need $7,000 to move to Germany to forward their business, because no one wants their shit in America, but the Germans have a thing for grundle smoked street art.
  • The money will pay for their four month “education,” where he will be majoring in art, as well as mastering five languages.
  • She/he will be majoring in business, as well as learning one language (Japanese) and taking classes in architectural design and art history.
  • Alexis will be majoring in business and social work.
  • Majoring in these things in four months will guarantee employment in Germany, because there is no such thing as being unemployed in Europe.
  • They’re moving to Europe because it’s impossible not to be homeless in America, no matter how hard you try.
  • They’re moving to Germany because their government has tons of free giveaways that America does not.
  • They will be purchasing Eurorail passes in order to go country to country selling their handmade “jewelry,” because apparently the goal here is to become full time gypsies.
  • They need roundtrip refundalbe plane tickets in case they can’t get a job in three months, even though they said earlier that employment is a done deal.
  • They will keep all their shit in a storage unit, and if they stay in Europe it will all be sold off, so make sure you get to that yard sale bright and early, because urine soaked sleeping bags don’t grow on trees.
  • The pets will naturally be coming to Europe with them.

Remember this the next time someone brags about how great Europe is. Everyone gets free college and healthcare and blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile this has made them so much a magnet for every ratchet in the entire world, that lazy, morbidly obese people in America are willing to set up GoFundMe’s for the sole purpose of moving there and collecting free shit.

Her list of excuses for being homeless is the longest you will ever see as well:

  • She was hit by a truck, so she walks with canes and wheelchairs.
  • She has polysytic ovarian syndrome, which makes her weight 490 pounds.
  • She has water retention and is hypoglycemic.
  • She has to eat terrible fast food because they’re too poor to afford healthy food.
  • She needs a bathing suit, because even though she’s too obese to get a job or defacate in a toilet, she still has a membership to the YMCA and can swim.

Sounds legit.

Oh, and according to her 15 minute long feel bad for me video, she wants to get the female to male surgery, but her insurance won’t pay for it.

Luckily there is a Facebook app for that:

She also went to every high school that has ever existed:

If only she wasn’t cursed with white skin, she’d be able to hit up Didi Delgado for some of that reparation cash. But she’s got that white privilege, so it’s really up to her to figure it out on her own.

She must have a really good data plan on her phone, because Blake posts on Facebook more than the Queen Cheesehog herself. Usually it’s just her complaining about how bad rich people are to poor people,

Instructions on how to avoid misgendering her,

Complaining about how misgendering her makes her triggered

Links to her various fundraisers:

She also spends a good deal of time complaining that they don’t get enough in food stamps


arguing with people who tell her to rehome their pets

Because the pets are “emotional support animals” and their “children”:

And explaining to people how it’s possible to be both homeless and morbidly obese:

But despite these hardships she/he is still able to throw birthday parties

Make laniards explaining her/his preferred pronouns

And of course have weddings

The bottom line is these are two people in their mid 20’s who easily could be working, but instead have chosen to be homeless. Unlike Turtleboy and others reading this, they don’t have tiny human beings to take care of, and they are already collecting from the government by milking their “diseases” that prevent them from “working.” Honestly, I’m not even against the GFM to Europe. The taxpayers are gonna spend a lot more than $7K on these leeches by the time it’s all said and done. Might as well load their asses on a steamship to Germany so they can become Angela Merkel’s problem. Just leave the pets here so they can find real owners who will actually take care of them instead of dragging them down with them.

91 Comment(s)
  • Oomph
    March 5, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    When I come back to Boston next month, I wanna kick the tranny in the balls.

  • Tired Of Your Shit
    January 5, 2018 at 9:21 am

    1. do you know what kind of phones they have? If not, don’t assume they have smart phones! Most homeless people that I know with smartphones mainly use them for making appointments with doctors, social workers, and housing, and get either cheap flipphones(which are more expensive because you have to buy minutes) or they spend $50-$150 on cheap androids. If Justin’s step dad bought their phones, he probably bought them cheap androids.
    2. You can’t say “but apparently they can afford a laptop” when Blake specifies they bought it when they had their apartment. Unless they used a credit card, they aren’t still PAYING for that laptop, they bought it outright.
    3. You can’t make fun of both the fact that Blake is fat, and the fact that he is trying to lose weight by swimming. Pick one.
    4. I have heard of rare cases of Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome where the person who has it ends up bedridden without medication, they are severe and rare, but, Blake explains that they DIDN’T know he had insurance at the time he was sick, because MassHealth wouldn’t get back to him. That would mean that he wasn’t on medication, which would explain why it was so severe. Blake even says in the gofundme that he is waiting on surgery to have his ovaries removed.
    5. You cannot say that they are lazy scammers, and then say they have a small business making crappy art, when you post screenshots of their actually BEAUTIFUL art. They even say everywhere that they would rather people buy their art than give them money, but sometimes it gets to the point that they HAVE to ask for either stuff they need, or money for stuff they need when they go too long without sales.
    6. I follow their pages. I know for a FACT that they aren’t lazy, and how much they share their website and their jewelry into art groups and stuff, and they DO make a few sales here and there, but it isn’t substantial. But they don’t JUST share their gofundme. They only share their gofundme only when they are desperate. Also, Blake and Justin have made several posts over the years about how one of the bills they were paying off was his old college. Because he had gall bladder surgery during midterms at Oakland Community College in March of 2013. And during his surgery, his ex husband threw out all of his textbooks so he had to drop out. SPEAKING OF WHICH. You cannot make fun of someone who went to a bunch of schools who was in foster care, that is BULLSHIT! Anyways, Blake made a post about a week ago saying they were able to finally pay off his student debt. He then applied to a bunch of colleges, and guess what? He was accepted to one!

    He’s starting off the new year right, despite you assholes trying to bring him down and tear him and his family apart.

    • Tired Of Your Shit
      January 5, 2018 at 10:26 am

      I meant “don’t assume they have iphones”, not ” don’t assume they have smart phones”

      • Kanacke Hasser
        January 5, 2018 at 11:54 am

        Get a job, Justin, you fat stupid whiny pussbag.

        We have every right to blast the shit out of you on the Internet. Our taxes pay for your self-important fuckery.

        We’re far more “tired of your shit”. Fuck off and grow up.

      • Kanacke Hasser
        January 5, 2018 at 12:12 pm

        P.S. Blake is a “she”. Nature is not fooled. You can put antlers on your fucking head and that doesn’t make you an elk.

        Shovel your fat asses off the street and wash some dishes. You’re fucking pathetic.

  • Fupasloth
    December 31, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    Please add more to this when when you can I’m d.o.a. thanks lol

  • Emmaline Greensward
    December 24, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Most telling is that their families won’t help them. Tells me all I need to know, sadly.

  • festivus
    December 24, 2017 at 1:25 am

    everyone who comes across them on the sidewalk in Cambridge should gather the cajones to ask them to get the fuck out of the way. this trio is everything we WOULDNT want to have representing us in Europe…. it’s every stereotype they already harbor of us come to life in monstrosity.

    and I believe Blake is trolling us here in comments under different names to convince us their band of thieves is legit and try to scam tickets off us.

    someone has already commented they’ve been scammed.

  • Lardo is in starbucks
    December 23, 2017 at 9:10 pm

    actually I am sitting near “Blake” in starbucks right now, and she is working on their business stuff for the last 3 hours. looks pretty decent actually. Still think she is an ugly fatass though. I actually looked at some of their jewelry today, honestly, I think it is nice. I honestly think someone should fund their trip to Europe, they MIGHT actually make something of themselves over there. Idk I just don’t want to see lardo anymore. Their cat is fat and it’s coat is shiny, and their ferret has some squish and seems friendly and happy, both of them do. So maybe they don’t mistreat their pets? I have seen people with outdoor cats in this weather, and I’m in a ferret group with someone who keeps their ferrets in a large cage outside, with all of the same precautionary measures lardo and her husband make. So as ugly as they are, and unemployed and crap, I have seen worse taken care of animals by housed people, and their jewelry is nice.

    • festivus
      December 23, 2017 at 9:40 pm

      yeah, i love their jewelry
      and for someone in diapers on the streets in the cold she kicks ass at business goals
      i would agree about europe but ultimately these two belong in a hospital
      maybe when properly medicated they can kick ass

      but i don’t think their animals belong in the cold..

      • Lardo is in starbucks
        December 23, 2017 at 10:15 pm

        I’ve walked by them when they are sleeping, they sleep in Blake’s and Justin’s arms. so they gotta be warm compared to dogs and cats that are kept outdoors, I mean, the cat is fat and wears a coat. i know people who keep cats outdoors in winter that are bred to live in a barn to hunt mice.

        I JUST finished talking to them actually. just got on insurance in november, and had to wait 2 weeks because she was a new patient. She just on the medication for her illness, is waiting on being approved for surgery to remove her ovaries, and her doctor is getting her on water retention and incontinence pills next week.

        Honestly. talking to them instead of just walking by and judging…. I feel kinda bad for them, it honestly feels like they got the short end of the stick in life. I will agree they have a lot of emotional problems. but one thing I can say, is they love each other and their animals. Blake and Justin showed me their paperwork for their animals, they are legit through Fenway Health in Boston. They seem to have a great work ethic. Justin is wearing a back brace. Did anyone know that? He needs knee braces but his old ones wore out. Has anyone here actually talked to them? Or have we all just judged them without asking? They showed me so much paperwork on the waiting lists for assistance they are on, and the places that have denied them. I spoke with them for over an hour. Justin politely offered me to sit on his pack so I wasn’t sitting on the wet ground. Onyx rubbed all over me, and he does tricks, which are really cool.

        Have we just destroyed the reputation of good people? They had a lot of paperwork to back them up, blood transfusion paperwork, diagnosis, etc. Idk guys…..

        • festivus
          December 23, 2017 at 10:51 pm

          one way or the other, i love your heart

          these kids are a testament to stubbornness and moxy

          and i think they are legit and love their animals

          they’re sick very sick and need hospital

          i saw she’d been in foster home

          they are interesting

          but incredibly annoying

          a hot mess they need to gtfo the sidewalk

          but good on you for your holiday heart

          i wouldn’t say we ruined reputations

          their gender wars and drama plays did that for them

          • Nick
            December 23, 2017 at 11:20 pm

            Drama plays? It seems like someone started the drama by screenshotting cries for help. And that’s not ok. And what’s with all of you purposely calling Blake she?

  • Avery Cates
    December 23, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    You missed the vape attached to her preferred gender card.

  • Kim Wescott
    December 22, 2017 at 8:26 pm

    I don’t know why, but I feel a little sad about this blog. Typically, I’m right there with you, TB, happy you called somebody out on their BS. But for some reason, this one pulls on my heartstrings…..maybe because she just seems lost. Not evil. Not conning. Just…lost. I’d help them to get to Germany, and would sincerely hope and pray they can make a better life there. Maybe I’m just getting soft in my old age.

    • T. R. Eversalist
      December 23, 2017 at 12:35 am

      Cureforhope, you are blessed (or cursed, depending on one’s perspective) with that human trait of instinctive compassion.
      There is no sin in that but that part of what makes us human and humane is exactly what these rudderless reprobates prey upon.

      With what social services are normally available here in MA, one can easily deduce that they burned some charitable bridges with their lecturing of “cisgendered people” and, most likely, some rather sketchy and antisocial behaviors.

      If i were a betting man, that incident where the rotund one was hit by a car may have been an attempt at a litigious cash windfall but the winds of fortune weren’t blowing their way.
      Purely speculation on my part, don’t want to get sued for slander or “deformation” of these characters.

      Anyhow, Merry Christmas or Happy Holiday of your choice.

    • Nick
      December 23, 2017 at 11:42 pm

      Ok then maybe prove it? Buy one of them their ticket. Contact their facebook page. Offer to buy one of their tickets for july? Prove you want them out of the United states, don’t just say it.

  • Sierra
    December 22, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    She doesn’t even know which thyroid condition she has, she wrote “hyper thyroid” and that’s the condition which results from an overactive thyroid and can have rapid weight LOSS. I think she meant hyPOthyroidism where you have an under active thyroid and can have rapid weight gain, but, ya know, whatever, I don’t know shit right? Also, someone please remove these animals from these people, at least until they are in a better predicament. A lot of shelters offer “Pets In Crisis” programs these days that will house animals until the person can take care of them properly again.

  • Fuck turtleboy
    December 22, 2017 at 9:48 am

    Fuck turtleboy sports and his idiot followers who blindly troll anyone they tell them to. You’re a wannabe barstool sports but you’ll never blow to thier amount of success. Stick to sexually harassing teenage girls in Buffalo

    • Beefcake
      December 22, 2017 at 10:29 am

      “but you’ll never blow to thier amount of success”. Sorry, I didnt get that. Could you remove the dick from your mouth and say it again? Thanks.

    • Screw PC
      December 22, 2017 at 11:23 am

      “you’ll never blow to thier (sic) amount of success”.

      You should give classes on how to “blow to success”, you fucking subhuman douchebag. Start with getting your knees dirty for my man chowder.

    • December 23, 2017 at 1:12 am

      Hey, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Fuck You. I’m IN Buffalo. What’s your problem with TB cleaning out society’s septic tank and putting them in a modern day equivalent of what used to be called “Stockades” — in the middle of the town centre, locked there all day, for the crowd to see & curse and scorn — to make them suffer humiliation for their crimes ?
      Until people like you came along,,as the CRIMINALS ADVOCATE , and labelled it “bullying”. “Oh that poor wrech, being subject to such humiliation hurtz hiz feelz”, “Cruel & Unusual” ? What? In 2017 Saudi and no less than 15 other countries, punishment is they slice your head off with a sword while the crowd goes wild cheering the criminals departure from the Earth on which the laws of society were just something the criminal just somehow couldn’t make work for him. But the poor bloke in the stockades, if his hands are restrained, he won’t be able to scratch his ass in the event it’s summertime and he gets a mosquito bite ?????
      People like you are a bloody ulcer inside the stomach of America. The only thing you’re good for is a burp or a fart for relief.

  • itsjustme
    December 22, 2017 at 9:41 am

    I swear these people come up with new words every week when they decide they don’t want to be what they were last week. Cisgender, what the fuck is that? Even autocorrect wanted to change it to “his gender.”
    He also prefers to be called “queer?” When did that become an acceptable word? When I was growing up calling someone gay queer was the equivalent to calling someone black the n word.
    And now we have people who just want to be referred to by “they, their, them” instead of “he, she, his, her.” Oh and we can’t forgot the non-gender alien people out there as well.

  • whatevuh
    December 22, 2017 at 5:55 am

    Just one big steaming pile of mental illness . . .

  • Light the Hibachi, Chachi
    December 22, 2017 at 5:31 am

    Does SHE-beast realize that both of those animals taste surprisingly similar to chicken?

    The More You Know…

  • I Can C U
    December 22, 2017 at 12:01 am

    I actually work in the area where these people congregate and they come in to use the bathroom frequently. As far as vagrants in Harvard Square go they are reasonably polite.

    I dont feel bad for them though, they just watch netflix all day and vape.

    • Hughbo Mont
      December 22, 2017 at 8:03 am

      Where do they watch Netflix?

      • Beefcake
        December 22, 2017 at 8:39 am

        On the iPhone X they just bought….

  • whatevuh
    December 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    I’m pretty sure there are places this thing can’t reach with a wash cloth, think about that for a minute . . . .

    • Scrape it off, put it on your toast, mmm
      December 22, 2017 at 5:37 am

      Oh yeah.
      I bet she’s got a few spots where the juices are sealed in real nice, fermenting and acting as host to constantly mutating bacteria.
      Mmmmmm, that’s HAWT.

    • Hippos With Wrong Sex Parts
      December 22, 2017 at 5:49 am

      You assume too much, they have never owned wash cloth that is old technology not appealing for iphone 10, transgendered person.

      Toilet paper on a stick to reach the feces on ass or no bother wear it proudly, dries up wash under pants next week. I identify as having clean bottom and underwear if you don’t like the odor you are oppressing me.

  • Leonardo
    December 21, 2017 at 10:10 pm

    so if the trans man has an ovarian problem causing a disability why not get the ovaries removed?

    • SVU
      December 22, 2017 at 9:23 am

      I was think the same thing, especially if this person doesn’t want to be a woman and is planning to become a man, they don’t really need the ovaries right? It’s just another way to attract attention to themselves and be the victim. The whole situation is just insane. Not mention gross

  • Heinrich Zeit Hickeyman
    December 21, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    We used to have to force them onto train cars with guns to come to visit German…. weight loss fitness camp, now they come on their own. I thought for sure our National Socialist Democratic Party was superior to all else… now I must admit American Socialist Democrat Party achieves all the same objectives without wasting one bullet.

    Oh no you jews, gypsies, homosexuals and inferior races should not have children it is bad for the planet warming. Merely abort your unborn child or we will provide you with as much birth control as you like. If you are truly productive perhaps you may have one child without damaging the earth climates. Now remove your gold fillings they are toxic to you. Besides we as a community need the money for the greater good.

    Ya ya, now come help us develop global cooling mechanism it requires much sacrifice but for the Wizard God of global temperatures all sacrifices are worthy.

  • They call me Ponch
    December 21, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Remember Logan’s Run .

    When Millenials would just float away and explode.

    That would be cool.

  • DJ Trump
    December 21, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    Here’s some help.
    Kill yourselves.
    Know that you’ll be making the world a better place.

  • The Rant Queen
    December 21, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    I bet the Dr who prescribed these animals just scribbled nonsense on a piece of paper, to get these morons to shut up and go away. That’s just ridiculous to me, prescribing an animal.

    I find it hilarious and pathetic, their top priority was to get the husband a ferret, WHILE THEY WERE ALREADY HOMELESS. Fucking pieces of shit. Yeah, and that fat bitches feet and face made me gag. That’s disgusting.

    Can we talk about how pissed they get when a friend introduces them to others as trans but they, themselves, wont let anyone forget that they’re trans? They literally never shut up about it. Ever. But dont introduce them as trans, that’s transphobic! Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares what you THINK you are. No. Body. Get over yourselves.

    If they think I believe, for one second, that their cat has different reactions to that ogre’s multiple disabilities, then they’re really reaching. Liars. That cat doesnt sleep or push itself into its arms, the poor thing is on a harness and is FORCED to sleep with that suffocating blob of yuckness.

    Yeah they got big goals for Germany, a whole 4 months of big goals. AND a business? Woohoo, because they wont be as lazy in Germany as they are here, right? Sure, free everything sounds great on paper but once they get there (IF they get there) doing the actual work may prove to be bothersome. They know they’ll have to actually GO to these places AND classes, every day, right? And who will change her diapers if they’re all in different classes?

    God that thing is so gross. Doesnt look like either gender so maybe creating a 3rd gender wouldn’t be a bad idea.

    Anyway, those animals are in danger and because they’re “prescribed” stress relief pets, they have to suffer. The animals arent attached to them, the morons are too selfish to give them REAL homes and since they have no kids- thank God- animals are the next best thing when begging for money. Of course they wont give them up, those animals are their meal ticket. Slimey pieces of shit.

    They’re lazy, disgusting, selfish, mentally unstable ogres. Fuck them, if they manage to get to Germany, I hope they never come back.

    • SVU
      December 22, 2017 at 8:42 am

      I feel sorry for those animals. Not the people. Those animals were warm at night before they took them from that and made them homeless. I have a Maine coon cat that is over 20 pounds as well, he is also all black. They are the largest breed of domestic cats. They are more like a dog than a cat. They need space to be free and play. Not stuck on a leash all day or being forced to be held. It is actually cruel what they are doing. I highly doubt the Dr. Knew they were homelesss. If he did and still gave them a prescription then he needs his license reviewed

  • Narcanista
    December 21, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    I change my Gender Fluid at least once, sometimes twice a day. I think part of the reason why you are suffering so many ailments is that you’re not changing yours often enough. It’s also a good idea to change your transmission fluid (or gearbox oil) and engine oil once a year. Hope that helps.

  • SVU
    December 21, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Omg.! That black on her feet is not from the socks, it’s called fungus, that is why her toenails are so thick and discolored. There are places that would help people with this many disabilities. My guess is they did something wrong that caused them to lose the help. It just doesn’t make much sense to me if they have this much wrong with them.

  • Urrrhhh
    December 21, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    Integral resources is a literal joke of a job. I worked there for like a month when I was 18. It was all junkies. Whole Place is a scam. She can’t sit at a desk and call people? I mean honestly?

    • festivus
      December 23, 2017 at 1:55 am

      downvote for overuse of the word “literal” in society today

  • Shamu
    December 21, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Oh my god they’re the worst! They take up whole corners of Harvard square with all their shit! Can hardly walk on the sidewalk! I live there and see them all the time. It’s so bad the space they take up I always wonder why the police don’t move them. And they go to Harvard square because the oblivious tourists feel bad for them

  • Kevin
    December 21, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    While this beast was working for the democrats, she didn’t hear that Gloria Alred and her daughter would have rounded up $750,000 if she/he/ze just said that Donald Trump molested her/him/ze? I don’t know if that price includes some kind of guarantee that the camera can get all of you in one frame or not…

  • Beefcake
    December 21, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    I cant take this bullshit or the asshats defending them and expecting “compassion”. Fuck me! Obese because you eat processed food because thats all you can afford?? Processed food is by far the most expensive per pound food you can buy aside from a restaurant. How about this, $.39/lb. bananas – $3 per dozen eggs – Tuna at $.50 per can. All healthy and all super cheap. Fuck that excuse. “I retain water”. NO SHIT! You know how much salt is in Ramen and Mac and Cheese?? So far you are fat only because you are stupid. Now, you are homeless. No cash. But your fucking cat and rat get $150/mo in food?!? Cant get into shelters because of them either. Again, you are homeless because you are stupid. You get no love because people are not sensitive of the pronouns. Really?!? You have not hit bottom yet. That is what you need to start figuring things out. Cowboy the fuck up!

    • Lookout
      December 21, 2017 at 11:01 pm

      Hit up the Aldi in Medford.

  • Boo
    December 21, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    1st…I think I love all you TurtleBoy’s! 2nd, Im facing homelessness myself. Do to slumlord and 3 pages of code violations in electrical and building codes, also is an illegal apartment. I suffer from a whole shitload of health issues mental and physical. I also have 2 precious cats that attack everyone except me. 13 yrs together. I get up everyday and work, I deal with my pain and other issues everyday. I still struggle and never in my life asked for a handout till now. Im seeking emergency housing. Im disabled but will not collect SSDI, i would rather work for my needs. The gofundme for these 2 people is insane. Ymca has jobs. Depression, ptsd can be controlled if your willing to work at it. Im proof of that. Working my entire life has actually helped my mental issues. People have lost pride in earning their own way and needs. Please go to Germany and quickly. You ruin it for those who actually do need it. Your lazy ass husband needs a job! If you are that disabled they have home health aides that need work too, or your husband showers you/changes your diapers before or after work.

    Get jobs, have pride in yourselves and support yourselves. Stop whining. Action is needed not gofundmes!

    • SVU
      December 22, 2017 at 9:17 am

      I am sorry to hear of your current situation. I also admire your strength and pride. That is what these people here are lacking!! Pride. I hope that the New Year, brings better things for you. Stay positive

    • Ty
      December 24, 2017 at 12:29 am

      They scammed me for a pretty penny. I sent money so they could get in the YMCA,which apparently they already Had judging by the article. They lied a lot to me. Even now they’ve changed their name on Facebook. So sad the world hasn’t come to this.

      • festivus
        December 24, 2017 at 12:55 am

        so they’re not legit!!

        let your words be a lesson to the gullible

  • A little right of normal
    December 21, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Based on the previous TB blog; perhaps the he/she should contact the truck seller’s modelling agent for some work. He/She seems to have a similar body for it

  • A little right of normal
    December 21, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    It may be cheaper in the long run if we all pitch in and just send these loons to Germany

    • itsjustme
      December 22, 2017 at 12:04 am

      Only if it’s a one-way ticket.

  • Mad Millennial...I didnt major in gender studies!
    December 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    So…they’re not even going to be able to enter the EU, simply on the basis of lack of funds to sustain themselves, let alone qualify for student visas…

  • Sam I Am
    December 21, 2017 at 1:34 pm

    What the ever loving fuck is this shit!!!!!!!?????????

  • Rich
    December 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    No amount of monetary help will ever “normalize” their lives. They chose this route. And it is pretty clear that there is some mental illness going on here.

    • Carol
      December 21, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      Did any of you ever bother to contact them? To actually listen to them instead of just spreading your hateful opinions? Try being nice for once. I hope they sue you for slandering them because that’s what you’re doing. Maybe if you were in their shoes you’d try spreading the truth instead of this crap.

      • Rich
        December 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm

        What’s hateful about it? Just pointing out the obvious. I assume you have spoken to them and opened up your home to them?

        • Carol
          December 21, 2017 at 2:13 pm

          Actually, I HAVE spoken to them. Unfortunately they are across the country from me so I can’t offer much help. As far as what’s hateful, the ugly names that this person used to refer to them are disgusting and I hope whoever wrote this article gets sued for slandering Blake and Justin. That’s what they’re doing. And before you try to defend their slanderous actions, try actually looking up the meaning of some of these nasty names and the definition of slander. And also try showing some compassion for people instead of just going off of what an article on the Internet tells you. Contrary to popular belief, you can’t believe everything you read on the Internet. At least I’m willing to give Blake and Justin the benefit of the doubt.

          • Screw PC
            December 21, 2017 at 2:23 pm

            Dumb bitch. You don’t know what “slander” means.

            Firstly, they would have to prove damages. Secondly, if there were a provable offense, it would be libel. Thirdly, free speech, since these waddling embarrassments made their collective issues public.

            Stop pretending you know what the fuck you’re talking about, and while you’re at it, stifle yourself. Don’t like it? Don’t read it. Finally, fuck off three times for trying to tell us what to do. Get stuffed.

          • Rich
            December 21, 2017 at 2:47 pm

            How much of a donation did you make on the GoFundMe pages they have up? They need money, so it doesn’t matter how far away from them you live. You can still make a difference, right? They are deserving, right?

          • Carol
            December 21, 2017 at 2:57 pm

            Rich, first off if I donate is my business and mine alone. Second, since I’m barely scraping by, I do other things to help them. Like listen when they need to vent and I look up services that they might use to get food and shelter for them and their pets. Most people don’t even attempt to do that.

          • Rich
            December 21, 2017 at 10:49 pm

            So, you didn’t donate. I thought not. You know, every donation matters. You can’t part with $5? You know the saying: if just so and so amount of people just gave $5, then everything would be great. Wake up. Give them the “benefit of the doubt”, and go without something, so you can throw a $5 at them. Feel good about yourself. Personally, it would have the same result as me driving on RT 93, opening the window, and throwing $5 out the window. I would feel stupid. You might feel good. Go for it.

      • Screw PC
        December 21, 2017 at 2:01 pm

        Shut your moonbat hole, you twat.

        This country has enough fucksticks like this waddling around leeching off the system. We should build a wall around Cambridge and just dump them and anyone like them in it and let them sponge off each other all they want.

        You’re part of the problem for enabling this bullshit. Fuck yourself two times.

        • Carol
          December 21, 2017 at 2:17 pm

          Fuck you, Screw PC. Nobody asked your opinion of me. So you know what? Go fuck yourself three times at least. I should sue you for slandering me but I’m not mean the first time.

          • Carol
            December 21, 2017 at 2:38 pm

            Do you call everyone that disagrees with you a dumb bitch or do you save that for people that are brave enough to tell you to go fuck yourself? Because if you save it for people that tell you that then go right ahead and think that about me because I’m not backing down. And there so a proveable offense because screenshots of the post are accepted as evidence. So shut the fuck up and leave me the hell alone before I start a lawsuit against you with screenshots of this comment thread. And while you’re at it, fuck off.

          • Screw PC
            December 21, 2017 at 2:40 pm

            It’s libel, Carol, you stupid leftist chancre sore. And I’d counter sue you for being a mindless waste of oxygen and get as far as you would.

            Fucking clown. Drown yourself.

          • Carol
            December 21, 2017 at 2:46 pm

            Really? I don’t think so. And who said anything about being leftist? Not tolerating your bullshit and now bullying doesn’t make me leftist at all. So just do us all a favor, get the fuck off this thread, and go spread your bullshit somewhere where someone actually gives a rat’s ass. Your attacking me only makes you look bad.

          • Carol
            December 21, 2017 at 3:02 pm

            I’m fucking tired of your bullshit so I ink I’ll be the bigger person here and end this thread now. Thank you for opening my eyes to the kind of bullshit that floats around the underbelly of the Internet. Fuck off and have a nice life.

          • Screw PC
            December 21, 2017 at 3:12 pm

            Last word, Carol Crab-louse.

            You’re a useless douchebag. Nobody cares about your whiny pusillanimous “oh I’m so bullied” crap. The real “bully” is somebody who threatens to sue someone because they try to tell others what to say or read.

            And what do you do to a bully? Stand up for yourself, kick his ass or at least make an effort to do so, and develop some dignity. The alternative is to grow up to be a whiny, self-despising head case who needs medication and feigns illness to get out of working or behaving like a rational human, and you definitely will vote Democrat.

            Take a friggin’ shower, go out and get some dick, and get off the case of people who are offended by obvious fuckheads.

            Bye, skank.

        • Carol
          December 21, 2017 at 3:05 pm

          *I think*

          • Carol
            December 21, 2017 at 3:51 pm

            Go ahead and make yourself look even worse because that’s all you’re doing. I’ve never once called you a name and you have called me several names. The only person that’s going to feel any better after such shitty actions is you. I will no longer give you the satisfaction of making your shitty life seem better by letting you call me names. I said I’m done with your bullshit fuckery and I meant it. So fuck off. Now THAT’s the last word.

          • SVU
            December 22, 2017 at 9:45 am

            Carol or was it Carl? Your very naive. If you can’t see what everyone’s problem with them is, I think there is something wrong with you too, if you think this is okay. They are doing nothing to help themselves. They are putting animals in conditions they don’t belong in for their own selfishness reasons. They are a problem. When you try to help yourself, you would be amazed how many others notice and start to help you. But when you sit on your ass all day doing nothing, but Watching TV and making go fund me’s. Your just lazy. Ring the Salvation Army Bell. There are ways they could get out of the spot they are in. But this is what they want. A excuse to be a victim. Open your eyes.

      • Alexis Szimanski
        December 21, 2017 at 2:03 pm

        Hi I’m Alexis and I can truthfully say that no one reached out to us about this.

      • Let me up, I've had enough
        December 21, 2017 at 2:03 pm

        I hear that Richard N Vulva Esq is the attorney to contact. He is quite skilled in cases of slander such as this.

        • MBA
          December 21, 2017 at 3:00 pm

          That slippery rascal is as hard as they come!

        • m
          December 21, 2017 at 8:55 pm

          He has a proven track record with them deformation cases too!

          • Lookout
            December 21, 2017 at 10:56 pm

            Didn’t he also help Wanda in the case of her friend who was “murded”?

      • Finn
        December 21, 2017 at 11:33 pm

        Dear Carol,

        You’re definitely a shitbag. Definitely. I spent over 11 year of my career at Harvard and dealt with scammers like these 2. It. Never. Changes.

        Try being nice? Try picking yourself up and get comfortable with being UNCOMFORTABLE. Life is hard. Everyone needs to sacrifice.

        Here we go with Slander/Libel 101 (let’s set aside the written v. said nuances) once again.

        In order it to be slander it has to be false of FACT. FAAAAAAAACT. That means :

        was he/she reported to have done a crime?
        was heot /she reported to have a loathsome disease;
        was he/she reported to have not be able to conduct business ethically or materially;
        was he/she reported to have sexually he/herself.

        To call someone an asshole is not slander. Sorry.


        • Carol
          January 6, 2018 at 1:34 am

          Whatever. I don’t actually give a fuck what you think of me. I have better things to care about. You’re entitled to your opinion, and I’m entitled to mine. And my opinion is that I think you have better things to do than to call others outside of their name, so you should fuck off and do them. The other part of my opinion is that I don’t actually give a fuck what you do. Have a nice life!

          • love it
            January 6, 2018 at 1:38 am

            and yet, here ye be!

      • Transplant
        December 22, 2017 at 11:31 am

        You can’t save people from themselves.

  • Makes sense
    December 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    I would definitely support a large scale effort to purchase one way tickets for these people and others like them to leave the continent. I wish that my tax dollars were already doing just that.

    • Screw PC
      December 21, 2017 at 1:29 pm

      Save money and build a giant fuckin’ slingshot and shoot them any direction outside of the U.S.

      Repeat for the entire populations of Fall River, New Bedford, Chelsea, Brockton, Lawrence, Lowell and East Boston.

      • Nobody
        December 21, 2017 at 2:49 pm

        What is your opinion of Carol

    • Nick
      December 23, 2017 at 11:44 pm

      Ok then maybe prove it? Buy one of them their ticket. Contact their facebook page. Offer to buy one of their tickets for july? Prove you want them out of the United states, don’t just say it.

  • mopey63
    December 21, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    I’d be willing to bet that either they are not legally married, separated, or just plain lying about the “husband” getting Social Security disability payments if she was working and made $300-$500 a week. He wouldn’t be eligible because she made too much money for one of them to collect social security disability. I know a lot of married couples that have tried and can’t collect disability because their husband/wife makes too much to even qualify for disability. This sounds fishy to me. Also, my daughter has polycystic Ovarian Syndrome and she works full time with a 2 year old child. You wouldn’t ever get disability for something like this, not that I am aware of anyway.

    • festivus
      December 21, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      yeah cos it reads “it’s been complicated” status on fb

    • Kim Wescott
      December 22, 2017 at 9:07 am

      An individual who is recognized by SS as disabled can collect SSDI no matter how much a spouse makes. How much they collect is based on their own work history, and how much they paid into social security.

      Probably there are other programs that are income based (Supplemental Security Income), but SSDI is based on ones own work history.

    • Kim Wescott
      December 22, 2017 at 8:18 pm

      An individual who is recognized by SS as disabled can collect SSDI no matter how much a spouse makes. How much they collect is based on their own work history, and how much they paid into social security.

      Probably there are other programs that are income based (Supplemental Security Income), but SSDI is based on ones own work history.

  • qs
    December 21, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    I didn’t read through the whole blog, but I don’t see anything wrong with them asking for money for things they are actually asking for. I don’t think they should get any money, but they are being honest with how they will be wasting the money. Also, it was nice to see coherent writing that was accompanied by correct punctuation in the areas that I did read.

    I won’t be giving them any money, but I was not angered by seeing donations being given to them. Hell, if a homeless man was asking for $600.00 to field a usable Warhammer 40k army, I think I’d send him a few bucks and a some brushes. And, as a politically moderate Trump supporter, I did like to see that these were examples of the other side of the fence.

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