Hot Tow Truck Girl Is The Greatest Ratchet In Turtleboy History


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While Josh Abrams is away the hot tow truck girl will play. She is my favorite character in Turtleboy history after her recent scam to con Josh’s cop block boys for imaginary bail money. Too bad Josh won’t be out for 90 days and she’s living in hotel rooms on their dime. We also examine an interesting radio interview from someone who clearly doesn’t understand how the First Amendment works.



33 Comment(s)
  • Hot tow truck girl
    September 8, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Kid is a complete moron and we broke up! I am single and taking applications, josh had a small cock and I am looking for applicants. Let’s go spend his money

    • Funder of Josh's Bail
      September 9, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      I’m interested and I have a big cock and big testicles.
      I have been finding the bail campaign for Josh. I have more money for you if you need it.
      I heard Danielle, that you did not have to pay for the tow truck, because you gave the driver a blow job.
      You are my kind of girl. I will give you cunnilingus also, but I want you to get tested for STDs first, if that is OK?

  • Tabby Warren
    September 7, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    The issue people mostly have with TBS is not the actual blog, but the commenters. It has become very obvious that the people that post any racist, homophobic, or otherwise troll behavior are purposely trying to harm turtleboy.
    the subjects of your blogs are usually ratchets and the commenters are a level below. This is the only place for the unwanted.

    • Boaty Macboatface
      September 7, 2019 at 4:56 pm

      Actually tabby. It’s a place where we can vent about lowlifes, and people who abuse the system. Take me for example. I lead a pretty boring life. Wife, kids, veteran, home, job, car, boat, a lot of beach days. I work for a living. My wife works for a living. But when my kid comes home from kindergarten, and tells me he learned about transgender people…….and more than two sexes…damn right I’m gonna vent my frustrations here. Have a wonderful day. Douche

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 7, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Uh oh. The auditors are turning on each other. Appears Josh had lined up judge Mathis on his Chicago trip, for what..who knows. Skank ho has a new video showing her true colors. Meanwhile, Josh is lubing up for afternoon playtime. Judging by some new content. Thomas Mattson is playing nice nice….and saying he’s gonna contact turtleboy. Maybe he’s worried…and that’s why I stopped you today…..meh. I don’t answer questions.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 7, 2019 at 1:11 am

    I know Josh’s fans are reading these comments. If you feel like you were scammed by skank tow truck ho, file a complaint with PayPal. It appears that the money used was for a hotel room, not bail. That money is gone. You were taken for a ride, In a fucking towtruck. Josh is also in a hotel…..and he’s probably making a plethora of new friends.

    • Kim Worley
      September 7, 2019 at 8:34 am

      Ya no shit. The articles aid that. Try adding something meaningful for a change. Oh I forgot you rubbish-people sleep in mom’s basement. Sorry not sorry.

  • virility
    September 6, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    These 2 should be feed to slaughter taxpayers burden.

  • King of the Room
    September 6, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Hi all, a very good friend just made me aware of this terrific blog today. I am very interested in the commenting section. Lifelong Masshole and proud of it. 1st amendment supporter and I am very big into transparency.

  • errors
    September 6, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Why is Josh such a target of you all? Really let it go. You are all sitting at home judging him for standing up for YOUR rights.

  • errors
    September 6, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Josh is a good kid. But go ahead loners and kick hime while he is down.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 6, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      A good kid? Look at his arrest record, dummy. Hes a felonious faggot with a junky for a friend. Or did you forget the /sarcasm tag?

  • coakley
    September 6, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    This is plain white trash. Nice couple they make. Foodstamps=cuckold. You are who we all made fun of since elementary school.

  • aoc4bos
    September 6, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    love how u all get so high and mighty. obsessing over ratchets because your lives are worthless to the point that avoiding being on turtleboy is the best accomplishment. those are the ones that always end up in the blog.

  • Cuck
    September 6, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    Would pay to see a young bull tear that up.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 6, 2019 at 4:39 pm

      That seems very GAY to me.

    • roald
      September 6, 2019 at 6:06 pm

      ummmm. ip check on the gay guy please?

  • Ogie
    September 6, 2019 at 12:23 pm
  • Harry
    September 6, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    I want to smash tow truck girl got her phone #

  • Pepsi products
    September 6, 2019 at 11:37 am

    So is she “officially hot” ?

      September 6, 2019 at 12:40 pm

      The tow truck is hot, and she is the girl who wants to ride the hot tow truck…. semantics…..

  • josh cuckboy the fag
    September 6, 2019 at 10:44 am

    josh got cucked by a young negro boy as tow truck girl took a load in the face at motel6 last night hahahahahahaha

    • errors
      September 6, 2019 at 3:03 pm

      You’re as bad the others out there. Let us stop judging, and start with some understanding and respect for each other even if we have different opinions. People listen to the song solitaire and it is people like you guys that they are thinking about, and whatever your situation is is what they imagine. This man is in jail where he belongs it is appearing. How about let it go.

      • Kenneth Foley
        September 6, 2019 at 6:36 pm

        Good idea
        After all, it’s Friday nite
        Time to share
        Go to youtube
        Bob Seger – Sunspot Baby

        • Josh's mom
          September 6, 2019 at 7:11 pm

          No body cares about your gayboi Bob Segar youtube jack off sesions. Go get your little friends together and jack each other off to gay Bob Segar. Gay fag cum swallowers!

          • Kenneth Foley
            September 7, 2019 at 1:01 pm

            Sure Mom, it’s 7pm
            and your hammered
            Who’s Bob Segar

          • To Josh's MILF mom
            September 9, 2019 at 9:34 pm

            Josh’s mom – are you fat and heavy like Josh, with tits as big as his? I like a big MILF. Are you available? And can I bring some friends and we can have a party? I will bring all the drugs you want. What is your phone number or your handle. on backpage.com?

  • Y
    September 6, 2019 at 10:39 am

    All the cuck-boys think Josh burned TBS with this jailhouse call. God, they’re too dumb for their own good.

    • Stupid Is As Stupid Does
      September 6, 2019 at 11:06 am

      It’s always a great retort when you have to do it via a jail telephone I finally understand the hatred these auditors have of the criminal justice system after reading their comments under their videos
      They are completely ignorant of the law and how it’s enforced. They are some of the biggest idiots on the planet. They should pray that their parents live forever because they will never survive on their own

    • Dr. Ed
      September 6, 2019 at 11:20 am

      It is theoretically possible that he has a lawyer in Superior Court *appealing* the bail denial, and that the ADA has agreed not to oppose the $800 figure. Remember that BMC is District Court.

      It is theoretically possible that some Leftist Superior Court Judge will agree to this and release him.

      It shouldn’t happen, but this is Massachusetts….

      • Idk anymore
        September 6, 2019 at 1:15 pm

        If you get arrested while out on bail, you don’t get out. He was already out on bail if I’m correct. But who knows at this point

        • Dr. Ed
          September 7, 2019 at 3:48 am

          You are correct — but he has a Constitutional right to appeal, and this is Massachusetts…

          More I think about this, I can’t help but wonder why he was released when arrested as would’t him being out on bail have shown up then?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 7, 2019 at 8:06 am

      He’s clearly mentally ill.

      Was he actually being buggered by his cellmate during the call?

      Sounded like it.

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