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Ya know that the Turtleboy Sports Revolution is growing when it’s not just the Turtlegram ripping us off. We’ve outgrown them. Time for new outlets to read our articles, use all our information, and pretend like we don’t exist because they’re threatened by us. Today it’s the Boston Herald and Howie Carr:
“IT GOES DEEPER.”
As bad as the Boston Herald’s hackjob was, what the hell was Howie Carr thinking? Didn’t he realize how bad he’d look? He didn’t just blatantly take our shit, he claimed that he “uncovered it.” And not only that, since he works in the Boston metropolitan area, he thinks everything west of 495 is Worcester. Auburn is just a neighborhood of Worcester right? What better way to pretend like you give a shit about a deceased police officer than to not even do the most basic research into what town he worked in?
Oh yea, and throughout the entire column he referred to the cop killer and his brother as “Lambrano.” Printed it at least 50 times. Finally when everyone called him out on it he fixed his mistake and edited it. Pathetic.
When we called him out on it on Twitter he private messaged us:
Nah bitch, it’s not from Facebook. Because she took her Facebook down five minutes after we blew up her spot. We actually tweeted this article at you after you followed us on Twitter, assuming you’d be interested in spreading the word. Instead you went and claimed you uncovered it. You read our blog and took the pictures directly off of it. It’s cool if you wanna use our shit, we don’t mind. But don’t pretend like you uncovered shit, because you didn’t. Embarrassing.
That’s when this guy jumped in:
Steve Robinson? Who the hell is Steve Robinson? Turns out he’s the producer of the Howie Carr Show. Hey Steve, stop talking to us and go fetch Howie a cup of coffee. He needs to wake up.
The Howie bootlicking patrol was out in full force. All one of him:
Turtleoby has 32,000 followers on Facebook. Howie has 26,000. Howie has been around since he started criticizing the Taft administration and Turtleboy only started with Busgate. But please, tell me about how Howie is the one who can give this story exposure. Grandpa Turtleboy loves his work.
Then you’ve got the Herald writer, Chris Villani:
He’s the guy that WEEI brings in on Sunday when the Red Sox aren’t on and Christian Arcand is taking a shit.
But of course the people know the truth. This right here was what you saw on Howie Carr’s page shortly afterwards. It’s what I like to call post-residual Turtle blowback:
Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.
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