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Hundreds Of UMass Students Forced Out Housing By Short Haired Administrator Making $300K After Chode Student Newspaper Reporters Stalk And Spy On Drunk Girls At Frat Houses

 

WHDHAfter Amherst police on Saturday were called to break up a crowd of about 200 mostly unmasked students, officials at UMass Amherst plan to issue interim suspensions to students who were involved in what they’re describing as an “egregious violation of university policy.” On-campus students who attended the party will also be subject to an interim housing restriction, which requires moving out of dorms, because “they pose an immediate health risk to other residents,” vice chancellor for student affairs and campus life Brandi Hephner LaBanc wrote in a message to students and families.

“It has become clear that a relatively small but highly visible subsection of the student population in the Amherst area feels entitled to break the agreed-upon policies and rules so they can party, with no regard for the health and safety of their peers,” she wrote. “This selfish and disrespectful attitude contributes to the spread of the virus and puts all of us at risk.”

The email said that this and similar public health policy violations “will be dealt with swiftly and effectively so those of you abiding by the rules can enjoy more university privileges” and described the events as “actions of these haughty few” that “are not representative of the larger student population who consistently demonstrate their commitment to public safety.”

As of Monday, there were 205 active COVID-19 cases at UMass Amherst, and the school had identified a total of 2,146 positive cases since its asymptomatic testing program began on Aug. 6, 2020.

Oh no, college kids partying!! Whatever will we do?  They could be spreading commie cold! A virus that has almost a 0.0% chance of killing or hospitalizing any of them

Just to be clear, parties like this at UMass have been going on since the beginning of time. There’s a much, much, much greater chance that someone at these parties would die from alcohol poisoning, drinking and driving, or being slammed through a table. It happens every single year on college campuses, and parties like this are a major reason people go to schools like UMass in the first place. That was largely the appeal for me.

But God forbid one of those kids spread COVID. They could get the sniffles!

Question – if 200 person parties are banned due to a pandemic that’s been in effect for a year now, then they did the University ever allow 200 person parties to begin with? The goal for 95% of people who attend parties at UMass is to become sufficiently plastered so as to rub genitals with a complete stranger at the conclusion of the night. None of these people ever wear condoms (obviously) and they’re likely spreading Hep-C and syphilis like wild fire.

Yet not once did the University say, “we can’t let you party anymore because you could get drunk, engage in gland to gland combat with a stranger, spread AIDS, and AIDS kills people.” Which is more dangerous to a 19 year old – AIDS or COVID?

Also, have they outlawed fucking at UMass? How is within the rules to stick your tongue down a stranger’s throat and toss your cervix scraper in the ol’ meat wallet, but you can’t drink a beer around other human beings? These same people could go to a bar in Amherst and drink without masks on, but they can’t do it in their own homes with friends. Yes, this is all very scientific.

This is UMass Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs Brandi Hephner LaBanc.

She looks like fun.

Brandi makes over $300K a year in taxpayer money to do this job.

She hasn’t missed a paycheck and when she attended college there were no boyish looking adults telling her she’d be kicked off campus if she went to a party. But now she’s “at risk” because college students partied.

But guess what? This is what college kids do. You can’t stop them from drinking, and it’s un-American to even try to. Yet the UMass newspaper, the Daily Collegian, acts as a virtual snitch factory for these overpaid UMass administrator hacks. Two weeks ago they did an investigative story about college kids living their lives during this “pandemic” instead of hiding in fear from a virus that couldn’t possibly hurt them. This is Matt Berg, the toolbag who wrote the story.

As you can see, he’s never been invited to a party in his life. So him and his team of reporters went out on a Saturday night, not to party, but to spy on other students who choose not to live in fear.

On Saturday night, reporters walking around campus and the Nutting Avenue and Phillips Street area — known for its abundance of fraternity and sorority houses — observed gatherings at the fraternities and had brief exchanges with those who attended. Several comments were given in passing to the reporters. Throughout the night, dozens of students, many not wearing masks, were seen walking through the neighborhood. One person asked for directions to Alpha Sigma Phi and another young woman without a mask asked reporters which gathering they were going to. 

Imagine spending your Saturday night stalking 19 year olds to make sure they’re not having fun and then thinking that the real disease is COVID?

Loud music could be heard coming from Alpha Sigma Phi, which sits on the corner of North Pleasant Street and Fearing Street. Reporters also observed a heavy police presence outside the house. A member in sorority leadership who lives in the neighborhood heard the music playing throughout Saturday night and called the police. Large gatherings at Alpha Sigma Phi have been frequent this semester, she said.

“I can hear them every weekend,” she said. “On Thursday, Fridays and Saturdays, you can hear the bass beating, you can hear ‘Mo Bamba.’”

On numerous occasions, she has seen crowds of people entering and leaving the house, she said. “Some of them have girlfriends, but not that many girlfriends.”

It’s OK for girls to go in a frat house as long as their boyfriends are inside. COVID doesn’t spread between people who have been dating for 3 weeks. Science.

A member of Alpha Sigma Phi invited an SGA senator to in-person recruitment events on Friday and Tuesday, promoting “wine bag races” and “Taco Tuesday with margaritas,” according to a picture of a Snapchat message provided by the senator. The senator reported the invitation to the Dean of Students Office but only received an automated response in return, he said. Fraternities are not allowed to host in-person rush events due to COVID-19 restrictions.

“When this information fell into my lap, it was a tough position. But I felt the need to prevent a [potential] super-spreader event,” the senator said. “Nobody likes being the person to report it. But in reality, someone has to do it.”

What a fucking loser. And this “journalist” gave a “senator” anonymity too. He went undercover into a frat, pretended to wanna join it, found out when their rush events were, and then narced on them like the toolbag that he is.

On Friday night, another freshman and her friends counted 15 young women they saw on social media at the Alpha Sigma Phi house, she said. A timestamped screenshot provided to the Daily Collegian shows two young women, who live in a dorm in Orchard Hill Residential Area, posing in front of a composite of Alpha Sigma Phi brothers. One of the young women in the photo did not respond to a request for comment. The other could not be identified.

“It’s frustrating and also just terrifying,” the freshman said. “My friends and I can do everything to be safe, but there’s people who live above us who aren’t even following guidelines… and they’re not being quiet about it.”

This is what “terrifying” looks like now.

Two girls in a frat house. If you’re that terrified of 2 girls from your dorm going to a party then you can stay home and learn remotely. The world doesn’t stop because you’re a delusional coward.

Their reporters also sat outside another frat house and spied on drunk girls trying to go back to their dorms.

On Saturday night, Phi Sigma Kappa hosted a gathering further down North Pleasant Street. Reporters saw groups of several students entering and leaving the front and back doors of the house around midnight; the latter was watched by two men throughout the night.  A Daily Collegian reporter who was near the house was followed by one of the men for several minutes while leaving the area. Igor De Sousa-Vieira, president of Phi Sigma Kappa, said a gathering had been held at the house Saturday night, but he claimed it did not break COVID-19 restrictions set by the fraternity, state, town or University.

But shortly after midnight, Daily Collegian reporters counted 16 people — who mostly appeared to be young women — leaving the fraternity house and heading toward the Central or Southwest Residential Areas. Many of the students were not wearing masks. Four students who left told reporters they had been at Phi Sigma Kappa. When asked for comment on the fraternity hosting a gathering during the University’s self-sequester period, De Sousa-Vieira said, “There was no gathering before or during the self-sequester period.” However, the sign-up form provided shows that people registered for the gathering Saturday night — two days before the self-sequester period ended — and reporters observed the gathering as it was happening.

16 people?? And none of them were wearing masks??? Stop the fight!! How did they ever find a way to socially distance themselves in a house this big?

There are so many worse diseases that run through that house on a daily basis than COVID. Drug addiction, alcoholism, crabs, you name it. And don’t even think about showering downstairs without sandals on unless you wanna grow a 6th toe. I would know, I used to live there back in my meathead blowout jello wrestling days.

It’s OK because the guy on the right is State Rep Ted Philips.

This would never happen under his watch.

Both frats have been shut down now I guess, thanks to this loser.

COVID is the best thing that has ever happened to chodes like this because it gives them an excuse to spy on and talk to drunk girls without getting a restraining order, while feeling powerful for the first time in their lives. They should be mocked and ridiculed, because they are horrible, science denying conspiracy theorists.

 

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98 Comment(s)
  • Cliff Hanger
    March 10, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    Idiots at Happy Hour by The Freeze Was written about shitheads like this. The ugly Dyke Is just angry no one ever invited her to one of these fun parties

    • Gang Green The FU's Jerry's Kids
      March 12, 2021 at 8:41 am

      Great reference. Well done. Now I wanna crank up This is Boston, Not LA instead of working.

  • Sir Jinx
    March 10, 2021 at 5:18 pm

    Let’s rate Vice Chancellor Brandi with the brown eye/i:

    +5pts for being white and also not obese.

    +2.5pts for looking like you’ll eat pussy.

    -4pts for me not wanting to watch an ugly lesbian eat pussy.

    -1 for not showing off those tits.

    Final rating:

    2.5/10

    Ways to improve your look Brandi:

    Get a new face.

    Don’t do lesbian hair, even if you’re a lesbian.

    Show those tits.

  • FatBlackJax
    March 10, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    Matt
    Being a RAT is no way to start your young life. People remember little shits like you. Oh no problem your a democratic douche bag so you’re likely be sponging off other’s taxes just like “Beaker” the muppet playing vice chancellor of student affairs!

  • Eddie Haskell
    March 10, 2021 at 10:21 am

    He seems like a nice kid.

  • They changed all the "Colleges" to "Universities" to make Ma & Dad feel better about blowing their life savings on a Liberal Arts degree
    March 10, 2021 at 10:17 am

    A college education needs to be completely revaluated for any kids soon to be graduating from high school. $160,000 – $300,000 for a degree you can barely wipe your ass with in many cases? If that same $160,000 was put into a no load mutual fund at just a 8% return, your kid will have almost $6,000,000 by the time they’re 65.

    • A Liberal Arts Degree gets your foot in the door -
      March 10, 2021 at 10:43 am

      If you want to work in a business/professional. But I agree with you that it’s crazy to blow 150K+ on a degree. I’ll be sending my kids to Bridgewater State or the like if they want to go to college.

      • Glad to have a European passport
        March 10, 2021 at 2:52 pm

        Yep,Bridgewater or Ireland or Europe where it’s free

    • ANGRY GIANT
      March 10, 2021 at 1:19 pm

      The real reason that “state colleges” became “state universities”:

      Senate President Billy Bulger wanted more money and a bigger pension. So he got the state legislature to pass a bill giving the UMass President a huge gold and platinum pension plan, worth hundreds of thousands a year, which also based the time served on the prior employment in a state job. At the time, the only state university was UMass. The university president retired, and after a nationwide search, the new university president was picked, and it was Billy Bulger.

      The law was written in a way, that the pension benefits apply to “university presidents” in the commonwealth. So the connected democrats got their hack buddies in the roles of all the college presidents, like at Framingham State and Bridgewater State.

      So now these guys are in a good position to cash in, and now the legislature changes the names of the colleges to universities. It is a huge payday for the connected democrats. Your 401K will go down the crapper, and these connected democrats get taxpayer funded huge platinum pensions. At your expense.

      I thought you would like to know.

    • Hu Fartted
      March 10, 2021 at 2:43 pm

      Sure, but in 40 years you’ll need 6 million to buy a loaf of bread.

    • Massholio
      March 11, 2021 at 9:01 am

      Hate to beak it to you, but they won’t hire you without at least a masters these days.

      • Big Bubba
        March 11, 2021 at 10:39 am

        you talkin’ about a master and slave situation????

  • Well duh.
    March 10, 2021 at 9:40 am

    1. Aiden went to UMAss. That explains ALOT.

    2. That kid is doing ACTUAL journalism, not cutting and pasting weeks old FB stories.

    3. Every story has someone who makes alot more money than Aiden. He doesn’t like that.

    4. It’s NOT about young people dating from the virus it’s about them SPREADING it numbnuts.

    • Luke Skywalker
      March 10, 2021 at 9:44 am

      Wow! Everything you said was wrong.

      • Really?
        March 10, 2021 at 9:54 am

        Name ONE this he was wrong about.

    • Where were you educated
      March 10, 2021 at 9:51 am

      Next time you want to be snarky at least spell a lot correctly you fucking fool!
      It’s a lot, not, alot.
      You fucking dumb fuck!

      • Duh.
        March 10, 2021 at 9:55 am

        I went to UMASS.

        • FatBlackJax
          March 11, 2021 at 1:08 pm

          Wow! with all the slang and crap here I’m so enlightened to know someone is spell checking comments. Good for you!

    • The Piss Man
      March 10, 2021 at 9:56 am

      You’re such a fucking loser. I could pick up dog shit for 15 mins then fall asleep for the rest of the day and it would be better than yours. You’re following a blog you hate just to comment retarded shit. You’re the biggest fucking tool.

  • $300k/year
    March 10, 2021 at 9:10 am

    And she’s such an important cog in the machine that Ole Miss still has her up on their website, as if they haven’t even noticed she’s left.

    • Dr. Ed
      March 10, 2021 at 9:26 pm

      It’s not just that as much as her predecessor got fired for the same sort of “Sentence now, Verdict later” stunt when UMass lost a lawsuit over it.

      ” None of these people ever wear condoms (obviously) and they’re likely spreading Hep-C and syphilis like wild fire.”

      I can’t speak to that, but UMass is *big time* worried about a pandemic of genital warts. I think that is what it was — something that wasn’t curable and being rapidly shared amongst the students.

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    March 10, 2021 at 8:54 am

    Can I get a big ol’ “Shut up, queer” for Matt Berg?

  • ANGRY GIANT
    March 10, 2021 at 8:22 am

    The commies love to say, “Believe in Science” ….

    But they have no idea what this means. They think it will make Americans shut up, the way that the phrase “Black Lives Matter” does…

    So, let’s review some basic biological science.

    The vice chancellor for student affairs and campus life wrote, “they pose an immediate health risk to other residents”, and so she sent 200 students out of campus housing, presumably home to their cities and towns.

    This is because of the supposed threat to the public health on campus, assuming that these 200 individuals were exposed to the commie virus. If these students were exposed to the virus, the students possess strong immune systems, and will defeat the virus, and develop antibodies. They risk exposing only other students, unless they are confined to their dorm rooms, or a quarantine housing facility which could have been established at Zoo Mass.

    But instead, Brandi sends the students out, to the general population of the Commonwealth, where there are known to be people in the high risk categories. If Brandi believes in the lethality of the commie virus, she is taking a role in spreading it now to the aged, infirm, and obese.

    So now, let’s review social science. How did the Vichy French get treated by the freed French after liberation by the US Army? It never pays to be on the side of the oppressors in the long run. How did the people or Romania treat their dictator Nicolae Ceausescu when the Soviets no longer propped him up?

    So if you believe in science, you have to believe in advances in science, as well as learning that that prior “knowledge” is found to be wrong. If you believe in biological science, then the facts matter, and forcing students to play a theater game for the leadership class is wrong. You also have to believe that there will be a desire by those victimized by the china virus charade to seek justice.

    [while i have your attention, please look up “Event 201” at centerforhealthsecurity.org. “The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security in partnership with the World Economic Forum and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation hosted Event 201, a high-level pandemic exercise on October 18, 2019”]

  • Ron Jeremy
    March 10, 2021 at 7:22 am

    Matt Berg looks like a sperm swallowing faggot who would most likely die from swallowing too much cum from dudes. Look at that queer. Too bad we cant kick the shit out of faggots like that anymore like we did back in my day.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 10, 2021 at 7:15 am

    300K? Shit, my doctor doesn’t make that. And he had 12 years of schooling.

    No wonder tuition is ridiculous.

  • MC Spammer
    March 10, 2021 at 5:56 am

    I went to Zoo Mass for six years, it was the best associates degree program ever.

    It still hurts when I pee, but drinking with sluts wearing wife beaters rules!

  • North of the Border
    March 10, 2021 at 5:14 am

    “As of Monday, there were 205 active COVID-19 cases at UMass Amherst, and the school had identified a total of 2,146 positive cases since its asymptomatic testing program began on Aug. 6, 2020.”

    Guaranfuckingteed there are more cases of chlamydia.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    March 10, 2021 at 4:55 am

    Do what u can what u must. Feel the hunger inside, but do not loss ur trust.

  • Bob Murchison
    March 10, 2021 at 12:28 am

    Hey I get that the Peach ass is nice.More cushion for the pushin’. Gotta say
    though I would love to have the blonde give me a New England Clam Chowder
    shower.

    Your friend

    Bob M.

  • CalmWhiteDad
    March 9, 2021 at 11:15 pm

    A legendary party school. Visiting UMass Amherst was always all about the party.

    All of the dweeb tattle tales know exactly what that place is about. This makes no sense. I’m seriously contemplating that we have been invaded by aliens that have cloned humans. It’s not natural. Something is not right.

    • Professor Darwin (not lance link)
      March 10, 2021 at 12:03 am

      For my doctoral thesis on porn sites I came to the conclusion that any woman with a short hair cut Will automatically give up the balloon knot. I dare you to prove me otherwise. If a chick is sporting a boys regular she is definitely taking it up the shitter.

  • Another example of Turd boy being a schizo
    March 9, 2021 at 10:33 pm

    The same week Turd boy whines about someone giving an underage girl alcohol, he says “that is part of going to college”. Do not glamorize it if you are so against it
    Funny how you quote journalist for this kid, who actually took the time to investigate (alas, nothing of interest, just lkke most of your stories).
    At least this kid did not copy and paste his article. You probably plagarize so much, you do not even remember what you stole.

    • Jarhead
      March 10, 2021 at 7:05 am

      yoxu’re a known cocksucker just like your dad

  • CONN
    March 9, 2021 at 10:15 pm

    This is why atomic wedgies and being stuffed in lockers were invented

  • MattBergLover69
    March 9, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    I want to fuck that Matt Berg kid so bad. He looks juicy and I know he doesn’t have COVID so I’m down when he’s ready. I know everyone’s upset but are we not gonna talk about how cute he is????? I want that man. I want him now. *creams my jeans*

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    March 9, 2021 at 8:48 pm

    Back in the day we told the adults to fuck off, got served drinks when we were 16, blew dope smoke in cops’ faces, and nobody did shit about it because we would just tell them we could get killed in Vietnam. They couldn’t figure out how to punish us if we’re going to get killed anyway. Lol!

    • Ahh, tall tales from the past...
      March 10, 2021 at 9:26 am

      I can see your nose growing.

  • Hu Fartted
    March 9, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    There is no way that little Stalanist makes it to the end of the semester with all of his teeth still attached.

  • Kids should tell the adults to fuck off
    March 9, 2021 at 8:28 pm

    Brandi Hephner LaBanc – another overpaid hack. Perhaps she is jealous and never got asked on a date to a party. So now she takes it out on today’s young ones , the very same ones paying her outrageous salary.
    The kids aka students should tell UMass and This hag to fuck off. If they get punished for a party the students should just enroll in another college. Let this liberal cesspool fail.

    Total payroll of UMass alone is over 1 BILLION state tax dollars. What a fucking waste of money if I ever saw one.

  • Done with this shit
    March 9, 2021 at 8:12 pm

    What masterful investigative reporting – I bet hank phillipi ryan is running scared.

    • Jen Pissaki
      March 10, 2021 at 6:05 pm

      Yet here you are hanging on every word, go fuck yourself you faggot. Get back to Provincetown, your shift at the Gloryhole starts soon.

      • Done with this shit
        March 11, 2021 at 11:47 am

        Few things piss head. First- not a faggot; second-never been to Provincetown; third- and most importantly- my comments were directed at the student reporter, not TB. Sorry to have confused you all. Carry on

  • Sinbad the sailor
    March 9, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    Only a moron would listen to a person bleating about capitalism’s evils while grifting $300,000 a year. A dike can try pissing standing up. But they are not sitting in my car and leaving the seats smelling like piss.

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    I tried joining a frat in my college days. During rush weekend, they had us blindfolded and handcuffed out in the rain, making us pass an old expired sausage back and forth only using our mouths and without gagging… Turns out they were pissing on us from the balcony, and were taking turns putting their cocks in our mouths. And I never even got picked so it ended up being a total fucking waste of time.

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 9, 2021 at 7:59 pm

      Lol

  • Dyke Tyson
    March 9, 2021 at 7:48 pm

    I wanna punch that “woman” in the face. Nobody fights lesbians more successfully than me.

    • Phil Latio
      March 9, 2021 at 10:35 pm

      I beat lesbians and midgets for fun
      I also have intercourse with the lesbians

  • god hates fags can't blame him
    March 9, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    • Lez Bein
      March 9, 2021 at 10:10 pm

      Wow, made it 1 minute in and had to turn it off. Mentally unstable, molested-as-a-kid freaks. Sad.

      • defective crazy women
        March 9, 2021 at 10:44 pm

        About the same 1 minute was painful, there is nothing attractive about lesbians irl

      • Sexually Confused
        March 10, 2021 at 10:18 am

        Lezbeans
        I find it very puzzling that these misandrists
        Hate or simply dislike men
        But they revel in dressing like men
        But they act like men
        They cut hair like a man
        So if it looks like a duck
        Walks like a duck
        And talks like a duck
        I must be a lesbian

        • strapon man haters
          March 10, 2021 at 12:29 pm

          They also love male body parts, artificial penises in every imaginable way.

  • Meagan Markle
    March 9, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    Any of you white mother fuckers wanna fuck?

    • Rian!
      March 9, 2021 at 10:38 pm

      Hi meagan, you ever do DP?
      I’ve never done a halfbreed
      do you know your little sprog is considered a quadroon?

      • Name’s Karen (Sorry)
        March 10, 2021 at 6:30 am

        MEgan is a quadroon. Her child has less African ancestry than the Jersey Shore cast or a Turturro brother..

        • Jalajhia's runny snatch
          March 10, 2021 at 9:04 am

          In the slave societies of the Americas, a quadroon or quarteron was a person with one quarter African and three quarters European ancestry (or in Australia, one quarter aboriginal ancestry).

          Similar classifications were octoroon for one-eighth black (Latin root octo-, means “eight”) and hexadecaroon for one-sixteenth black.

          Governments of the time sometimes incorporated the terms in law, defining rights and restrictions. The use of such terminology is a characteristic of hypodescent, which is the practice within a society of assigning children of mixed unions to the ethnic group which the dominant group perceives as being subordinate.[1] The racial designations refer specifically to the number of full-blooded African ancestors or equivalent, emphasizing the quantitative least, with quadroon signifying that a person has one-quarter black ancestry.
          megan’s dad=white
          meagan’s mom= shitskin
          prince cuck=honkey (white)
          megan=shitskin
          archie=quadroon
          name’s Karen= halfwit ha hahaha

          • Carin’ Karen
            March 10, 2021 at 3:11 pm

            MEgan’s father is white and mother is half black. White math tells me she is 1/4 black and her baby is 1/8 black. Fun fact, Shy Di had an Indian (South Asian) ancestor, so ginger prince is also part Indian.

      • Octaroon
        March 10, 2021 at 10:22 am

        So she is a demiroon

  • Stan Gable
    March 9, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    These fucking NERDS!!! Me, Ogre and the rest of us Alpha Betas will sort this out at the Greek Games!!!

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    March 9, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    They should just say they are illegal aliens because Joe and the ho are allowing them to just stroll across the border and letting them go where ever they want

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2021 at 7:25 pm

    Good thing you set up jello wrestling so a couple dumpy broads could roll around in pajama pants and 3 layers of sports bras.

  • Tiger's Wood
    March 9, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    Nutting Street? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • observer
    March 9, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    “This selfish and disrespectful attitude contributes to the spread of the virus and puts all of us at risk.”
    No lady, you do not know what your talking about.
    The virus only puts a very very small percentage at risk.

  • Jake DeBrusk
    March 9, 2021 at 7:00 pm

    I couldn’t score at a drunken, naked frat party after a year of Covid lockdowns

  • Roger Mudd
    March 9, 2021 at 6:56 pm

    When did Stephanie Gosk quit NBC for this shit show!!!

  • 1990
    March 9, 2021 at 6:46 pm

    Glad to see the short hair on women is back

  • Ruth Henry's Nose is So Big it Poked Its Way into This Story
    March 9, 2021 at 6:02 pm

    That Malcolm in the Middle looking “reporter” needs an ass beating. No way he finishes the year without a serious beatdown from one of the frats, sports teams or anyone not a beta cuck.

  • BLM Party
    March 9, 2021 at 6:00 pm

    Lot’s of darkies in that crowd pic meaning it’s obviously one of the more difficult Universities to get passing grades.

    • Racisis
      March 10, 2021 at 10:29 am

      Too many ‘Sparkling Wiggles’ at this party

  • Hooboy
    March 9, 2021 at 5:58 pm

    I can’t believe no one is talking about what a tool Uncle Turtleboy looked like back in college. Seth Green in Can’t Hardly Wait ass dry dick clown.

  • Liawatha
    March 9, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    I stand with Brandi Hephner LaBanc and her smart haircut. These so called students need to be expelled and shunned by society! If Massachusetts had the death penalty, it would be justified in this super spreader event!

  • z
    March 9, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    About Brandi: “her community service includes serving as a member of the LeBron James Family Foundation Board of Directors”

    She gets to hang out with the cool kids…..

  • Hugh G. Rection
    March 9, 2021 at 5:27 pm

    Ooooooooo the girl in the peach skirt. DAT ASS !!!!!

    Now that is THICC

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 9, 2021 at 5:25 pm

    Maybe that cum guzzling faggot could do an in-depth investigation to see whether or not Brandi Hephner LaBanc has a full set of cock and balls under his/her dress.

  • KD Lame Again
    March 9, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    After I posted I was pissed I forgot to mention that phat ass in the peach dress. You guys were on it like a negro on an EBT card. You guys are the best.

  • Colleges are job factories for losers
    March 9, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Many colleges employee losers who look good on paper. They are hacks that could never make it in the real world. If you or your family or children are thinking of going to college. Take a look at the professors and employees at the college. Most are overpaid hacks who do very little work if any. Sad.

  • Evicted fuckin neighbor
    March 9, 2021 at 5:03 pm

    One time I had me a short-haired girl. I took her home (before I got evicted) and bret met us in the driveway. Well little did I know the kid was 13, bret knew immediately cause his kiddie radar went ape shit. The fucking bitch called me a cunt fart and kicked me in the balls. He dragged her up to his crack den and I never saw the kid again. Da fuck is that shit

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    March 9, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Good for that reporter. Obviously they weren’t being very inclusive and that’s not ok. Frats suck! Word to the wise: just because you eat the cookie doesn’t automatically mean you’re getting in. I rushed all the way though junior year and it was the same thing every time. Assholes.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    March 9, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    the girl in pink needs to reduce the size of her ass, that’s not science, it’s a request.

  • That chick in the orange skirt:
    March 9, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Someday she is going to be a big Fattie, but for now she has a nice phat ass!

  • Orion
    March 9, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Weird. She has an angry dyke liberal name and acts accordingly. It’s practically a law of nature.

  • Aidans noose
    March 9, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Hope those shit stains get covid

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    March 9, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Uhh, why are we not discussing that nice big fat ass in the peach dress?

  • What happened to Jalajhia was all her fault and yours!
    March 9, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Ja never went to college.Her family friend failed to mentor her properly.
    Instead she majored in taking it in the Maize Chute,and being a backstage
    cum dumpster at Fass Coupe shows.

    • Whacko Alert
      March 10, 2021 at 10:28 am

      FBI yeah look at this guy

  • Sal O’Mal
    March 9, 2021 at 4:43 pm

    Thank you, Comrade Crew Cut, for helping to turn our country into a Communist China. At least the abortions can continue apace.

  • Philip Landry
    al gore's accounting for the corrupt.
    March 9, 2021 at 4:42 pm

    300 K for a school administrator …if you are in this state and pay taxes you should be so outraged by this. Follow her money trail…guaranteed it goes to some global warming operation.

  • carpet Munchers Union local V
    March 9, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    Short haired women run all of Americas schools we have the power over the PTA, school committees, teachers unions, social services, town and city government, RMV, colleges universities.

    Carpet Munchers Union runs America and yeah we stalk hot ass strait college women so we can eat their pussies and tell them their woke now.

  • Hey Matt Berg, Dean Wormer here:
    March 9, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    Go to the party you fucking pansy.

  • A boys regular... lol
    March 9, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    Wake up Parents ! 40 grand a year to have your children imprisoned by the woke state in a tiny dorm so they be indoctrinated by bitches and cucks. Quit feeding a system that offers no tangable benefit to you or your children.

  • Gangster Talk
    March 9, 2021 at 4:32 pm

    Umass Amherst’s weekend is an experience every 18-21 in Mass should experience atleast once before these losers ruin it for good. I got my crank yanked years back at one of those frats by one of the most god awful women I’ve ever been with….10/10 would do it again.

    • Elegant Elliot Offen
      March 9, 2021 at 4:50 pm

      She gave you an Old Fashioned.

      Riiight!?!?

    • I must agree
      March 9, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      I wasn’t a student, but went up a few times back in high school and right after. That was when Marcus Camby was there.

    • Ron Jeremy
      March 10, 2021 at 7:39 am

      I fucked two drunk sluts at the same time there myself way back in the day. First time I got to get my nuts licked at the same time pumping the juicy wet meat wallet. She swallowed my load when I nut. Awesome!! Memories!!

  • Eddie
    March 9, 2021 at 4:26 pm

    Fuck UMass, Fuck the short haired fairy looking cunt and Fuck all of those students. Fuck em all.

  • KD Lame
    March 9, 2021 at 4:08 pm

    No wonder college tuition is sky high. That shrew is making $300k a year? Living out in Amherst MA where the cost of living is next to nothing? But let’s me made at the college students for partying. I am telling you, its going to come down to red state vs blue state. Red states are going to reopen fully and people with a brain and $$ are going to move. Let the cucks and libtards stay in Maskachusetts.

  • Osiris
    March 9, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    WOKE SUPREMACY……..

  • Kent Dorfman
    March 9, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    >you can hear ‘Mo Bamba.’ That’s the real crime in this….

    “the agreed-upon policies” – Just because Brandi Hephner LaBanc and Charlie Parker agree to it, doesn’t mean we all do….

    “with no regard for the health and safety of their peers” – Here’s basic science: the virus harms those at the end of life, those obese, and those with chronic lung ailments, the worst. College students are in the prime of life, with the strongest immune systems. If you don’t want students spreading the disease, let them catch the disease, and get the immunity. UMass Amherst could be a great natural immunity factory. Society as a whole would be better with those students becoming immune, and no longer able to spread the virus.

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