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I Had To Explain To Gerry Callahan And Dave Cullinane What The Purpose Of Dick Pics Are And Things Got Awkward

 

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Today was my fourth time on the Gerry Callahan podcast as I’m pretty much the Thursday guy now. I’ve been trying to work on avoiding “yea, yea, yea,” “right, right, right,” and “uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-uh.” I realize that podcasting is much different than blogging, and I’m confident that as the Thursday guy I can help bring this podcast to the top of iTunes. In today’s episode we talked all about Harvey Weinstein, Hunter Biden, and Schilling being left out of the Hall of Fame. Then things took a turn for the weird after Louis C.K. came up and I had to explain to Gerry and Dave Cullinane what dick pics and voyeurism are. I shit you not, they thought dick pics were like a joke that you send to your buddies and asked if you were supposed to be fully aroused when you photographing yourself. Things got a little awkward towards the end. Click here to listen, and then give the show a 5 star rating with a comment about how Turtleboy should be the official #2 moving forward.

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20 Comment(s)
  • Super CallaFan
    January 24, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    I think Gerry teaming with you is great because I like both of you but Gerry a little bit more then you but you are both great.
    When are you going to have Gerry on your live show thats gonna be awesome.

  • Bill Cosby
    January 24, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    They played retard just to make yourself look like a pervert.

  • John Dennis
    January 24, 2020 at 11:59 am

    Callahan can also explain to you which mud ape porch monkey nig nog METCO gorillas belong in zoos. (Spoiler: it’s all of them.)

    • Randal Graves
      January 24, 2020 at 2:47 pm

      I took porch monkey back 14 years ago

      • Booker T
        January 25, 2020 at 5:14 pm

        My dad had a negro lawn jockey at our house in Wenham. Everybody loved that thing. Think my mother sold it in the late 80’s for bank back then.

        • Startled Pancake
          January 26, 2020 at 1:33 pm

          Danial Carver called it a “Cement Yard N****er”

  • LOLz
    January 24, 2020 at 10:21 am

    One day a week on someone else’s podcast that no one listens to.

    Life is really working out for you swell.

    • Truth
      January 24, 2020 at 2:49 pm

      And you’re commenting on his message board. Life is going great for you too.

      • LOLz
        January 24, 2020 at 4:42 pm

        Yeah, from my J-O-B

        • Corinth Arkadin
          January 26, 2020 at 1:34 pm

          I’ll have the Biggie Fries and Large Frosty with Dave’s Spicy Chicken sandwich, thanks.

  • Poon Pirate
    January 24, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Yea yea yea? The word is YEAH. Yea is the opposite of nay and is used to indicate an affirmative vote. YEAH is a casual form of yes. Hear are two examples for you:
    Let’s say your buddy once said he banged 5 chicks in one night. You might say, “Yeah right! Sure you did.”
    Or, “The vote was passed with 50 voting yea and 49 voting nay. The yeas have it.”
    You’re welcome

    • Purple Nurple
      January 24, 2020 at 10:14 am

      Still trying to cleanse the interwebs of bad grammar, eh?? Why don’t you do something useful like cleaning the dust and debris from all the roads, at night, dressed in all black?

  • Paul
    January 24, 2020 at 8:34 am

    You have been consistently the best guest on the podcast. In fact this episode was possibly the best episode of the show so far because it felt like a natural conversation whereas half of Gerry’s episodes so far seem to follow a linear agenda. Podcasts are best when you have talking points prepared, but the conversation flows naturally. Gerry should try do more shows/episodes like this one was.

    Wouldn’t oppose to you being upgraded to full time cohost…

  • Bob Murchison
    January 23, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    I enjoyed the podcast!

    Bob

  • Turtleboy keeps deleting my comments like a pussy
    January 23, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    It’s time for us all to take climate change seriously. But instead you’d all rather sit around on your fat asses getting drunk by 10am and pigging out on Cheetos watching Springer and then taking a massive dump and a post-Dump nap then you wake up at 7pm walk to Partners and get loaded all night til you fall off your stool at 2am and the police pick you up off the floor and tell you to go home. Then you pass out on the living room floor of your section 8 apartment and then wake up at 10am and camp outside Anthony’s Liquors til they open so you can get miffed off cheap vodka with your EBT card for the 7th time this week. And then you forget about paying child support again cuz ball is life.

    • Caesar Salad
      January 24, 2020 at 7:44 am

      Describing yourself in the third person I see….

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 26, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      I think the simplest answer is the most likely: you don’t know how to post.

      Occam’s Razor, motherfucker.

  • FRIDAY GUY
    January 23, 2020 at 10:43 pm

    Hey I’m the Friday guy. Thanks for going light so I can close the week out strong but leave some cum in their balls for me too.

  • Franklin Sucks
    January 23, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    You’re doing great on that podcast Uncle T. I refuse to listen when that faggot Reamhim is on. Tell Callahan to get rid of that fucking flaming queer. Tell him to learn who the audience is.

    • hey franklin sucks
      January 24, 2020 at 2:50 pm

      i think Miss Chris is flirting with you. she sounds hot, go get her man. coyotes.

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