Turtleboy Investigates

I Might Get Arrested For Writing This Blog


It’s 5 PM and this is the first blog of the day. There’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this though – a former blogger is making my life a living Hell and is trying to have me arrested using photoshopped Facebook posts. I didn’t feel like writing two versions of it, and I’ve had the worst day, so just click here to read about it on TB Daily News.



Please consider supporting local journalism by donating to the Turtle fund:

Follow us on Youtube, SoundCloud, Twitter, and Facebook.

Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you follow Turtleboy we are constantly getting censored and banned by Facebook for what are clearly not violations of their terms of service. Twitter has done the same, and trolls mass reported our blog to Google AdSense thousands of times, leading to demonitization. We can get by and survive, but we could really use your help. Please consider donating by hitting the PayPal button above if you’d like support free speech and what we do in the face of Silicon Valley censorship. Or just buy our award winning book about the dangers of censorship and rise of Turtleboy: 


87 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    March 1, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Are these all real adult people doing this?

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    March 1, 2020 at 2:22 pm

    Trurtleboy is going to shit and I’m not feeling it 🙁 this is my entertainment for the day and there hasn’t been any good stories. I don’t understand it’s tax time the ratchets have all risen from their beds..come TB step it back up. Your my go to

  • BBC
    March 1, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Turtleboy could finally live out his big black cock fantasy in jail.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    March 1, 2020 at 10:59 am

    Why is Bristol being such a cunt?

  • B is for BIH the Ratchet
    February 29, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    B needs a psych eval ASAP. Freedom of speech, bih. Deal with it.

    It’s really sad that B can’t be an adult. I mean – WTF does she actually want for an outcome? Just let it go, girl. Holy crap – stop being a major ratchet. We actually DON’T give a shit about you!! So glad she no longer writes her word salad here; never liked it.


  • I'm Lost
    February 29, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Wait….I thought the only ratchet thing Bristol did was get arrested or some shit?

    Lawd..I always thought she was fugly nonetheless.

  • You're Safe
    February 29, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    If the bitch does take you to court just tell the judge you wake up every morning, dress up in your turtle costume, play on the computer all day and your mom pays all your bills and there’s NO WAY in hell you can be tried as an adult!!

  • Keytar Bear
    February 29, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    wait wait wait…. does that FB login page screenshot show she runs the Keytar Bear facebook page too???

  • Fake Hate Crimes
    February 29, 2020 at 2:53 pm

    You might get arrested if telling anyone to speak English and not ratchet, just like the fake hate crime in East Boston!

    • Real Love
      February 29, 2020 at 4:39 pm

      I have real love for your mama and it is not a crime!

  • The Conscience of Massachusetts
    February 29, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    Waymint waymint, waymint……..NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE!

    Let’s review:

    Since we all know that Kate and TB read every single comment, this is mostly directed at them.

    Kate has outright unapologetically ruined peoples‘ lives. She has doxxed repeatedly, she has directed other people to send false documents on her behalf, she has set up someone for an arrest, she catfished someone else, justifying and claiming to be vengeance as if she herself is the sole decider of what is right and what is wrong.

    And all along you people jeered, cheered, laughed and followed every move, every ridicule, every lie, and every threat.

    The few people who refused to back down and who fought back or made a fool of her were just deleted out of the comments and then she pretended like they just didn’t exist.

    So you guys had admiration for someone who lost their kids yet mocked others for losing their kids then turned around and called them and offered some type of “help“; there is almost no boundary for the extent of mental illness.

    Then you have people like Michelle Olsen who has about five different IDs and time on her hands enough for 10 people, who reach out and try to tell those that have been attacked that they really shouldn’t feel that bad because “unk” and Kate are actually really good people.

    And masshole’s wife who is another tangled knot of borderline personality and narcissism who contacts everyone pretending to be on their side just to get information to then take to someone else. She tries to exist in the shadows and tries to convince each party that “she is actually just getting intelligence for them” but really she is trying to fill her bottomless dark pit of need to be important.

    And Klancy, who tries to pretend she is an internet genius yet can’t even remember to erase her name from a screenshot when she is pretending to be someone else. I wont go on because instead of being properly humiliated by being mentioned in this comment, she will only take pride in it and get hours worth of commenting time with her master and fuel to fill up her supply tank.

    All of these people, weak minded and lost, who are attracted to someone else’s depravity doing her dirty work on their behalf.

    Now, back to Kate:

    This borderline personality disorder of a narcissist has been responsible for so much pain, fear and destruction. She then turns around and uses false modesty modesty , humble bragging and defensiveness like “you can’t do anything to me that I haven’t done to myself“ to act like she is invincible and untouchable.

    Don’t let all of that fool you, inside she is one Jenga piece that has yet to be pulled away from complete and utter destruction. This person needs help, but she will never get it. She never takes any responsibility for any of her actions and is completely blind to her own faults while simultaneously being hyper aware of her precarious balance on top of a razors edge of desperation and humiliation.

    You can’t perform the actions she did with the past that she has and think that there will be an escape from an eventual reckoning of some kind. There are many people who are watching from the wings, unable or unwilling to comment who are finding some measure of fulfillment in this very public downfall.

    Is turtleboy not at fault? Did he not also seek to humiliate and ruin lives? Of course he did, but his actions and motivations only turned personal when someone he considered an actual friend did what he thought was a betrayal, but was actually just an inevitability.

    When people tell you who they are, directly or indirectly. Listen.

    Examine yourself and your need to watch someone be humiliated and punished. Perhaps take a break from the spectacle and do something that creates some good in the world, or some happiness for someone. No one human is God or a final judge and jury, no matter how hard they try or pretend to be.

    Kate is going somewhere no one should want to follow. Leave her to her fate, and take all of this as a wake up call, cautionary tale, and warning of what happens when you lose your humanity, or what happens when you have none to begin with because you did not break the chain of abuse cleanly enough.
    Sending light and love to those able and willing to accept it ❤️

    • Redrum
      February 29, 2020 at 4:24 pm

      tldr. Fuck outta here with that preachy shit. We’re here for the massacre. Go to the HuffPo comments section with your love and light.

      • Rajon Rondo
        February 29, 2020 at 4:44 pm

        Seen this a half dozen times.WTF does TL DR mean?

        • anon
          February 29, 2020 at 5:02 pm

          It stands for “Too Long Didn’t Read”.

    • I Love SSTG
      February 29, 2020 at 8:13 pm

      Damn. SSTG. I missed you

    • Fixed it for you
      February 29, 2020 at 8:17 pm

      Nice try, I see what you did there. But to have a conscience, Massachusetts would have to have a heartbeat. And sadly, Massachusetts lost its heartbeat some time ago. TB is just pointing out some of the smoldering remains that still beg for attention. Ratchets, lefty-progressives, corrupted politicians, inbred “auditors” and other fraudsters, illegal immigrant death dealers, junkies, and flunked out, funked out hip-hop and other social media losers have become the accepted norm. Don’t be fooled, the Mayflower, not unlike the Titanic in Dylan’s 1966 “Desolation Row”, packed up and sailed away some time ago.

    • oreo
      February 29, 2020 at 8:19 pm

      you know what is weird here?
      Didn’t Kate make a hate facebook page mocking that save mikey campaign?
      Didn’t kate literally tell Josh Abrams in a blog to kill him self? It appears the two are now BFF’s.
      Didn’t Kate harass many TB subjects? Unc has never done that. He doesn’t make facebook pages mocking them .
      also, that story she posted about herself doesn’t make sense. She claims she her ex beat the sh*t out of her that day and said she had a black eye, yet on the same day she was arrested and there was no black eye.
      I totally stole this information from Facebook but it’s true. Carry On.

    • Who cares
      February 29, 2020 at 9:23 pm

      I stood up to Kate. Gave her the revenge I sought out for. What did I get in return? My number given out to be further harrassed. All set with duplicity of these ego-maniacs. I tried to help and got buried beneath the flames. No problem though, where there is smoke there is fire. Where there’s fire there are flames. I will see this to the end. I ain’t afraid of no fire, no smoke, nor flames. Eye for an EYE! At this point. Every man for themselves. Burn baby, BURN!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 1, 2020 at 10:57 am

      Unc doesn’t read the comments here. He’s said that multiple times.

  • Time out
    February 29, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    There’s a saying among lawyers that in Criminal Court you find the worst people on their best behavior. And in Family Court you find the best people on their worst behavior. I’m not sure which of those situations this incomprehensible squabble reflects, but I suspect the best referee for it might be Jerry Springer, if he’s still around.

    Another saying is that delay usually favors the defense. In that vein, why not just give this subject a rest for at least a week or two and let the corona virus do its work? Your adversaries may well disappear, given their unhealthy lifestyles. Taking this route is much less stressful than hiring lawyers, making trips to court, and using up whatever little remaining patience the judges and police may have for you.

    Take it from the great Johnny Cochran.

    • Judge dread
      February 29, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      Excellent post.

      The judge In the case would figure out this individual wearing a flat brimmed hat that he just doesn’t care.

      If the individual who wears a suit and is doing it to fuck / social engineer with judge like these scumbags:
      ken lay
      Jeffrey skillings
      Jon Corzine
      Bernie Madoff
      Martin Shkreli “pharma bro”
      Oh and let’s not forget Elizabeth Holmes the tranny weirdo who dressed like Steve Jobs. She ran Theranos, the company that said on prick on the skin is better than like 5 tubes. She said it could solve all your problems by providing everything about you. All of the company’s assets are in the hands of resellers. Listen to him speak, has Adam’s apple, talks like dude, looks like girl. This is what rich liberals do with their 6 year old kids and raise them this way.

      • Judge dread
        February 29, 2020 at 2:45 pm

        Listen to about 2 seconds of Elizabeth Holmes Ted talk. You know it is a dude scientifically engineered by Silicon Valley.

        YouTube: Elizabeth Holmes Ted talk 2014

    • Blonde
      February 29, 2020 at 8:22 pm

      There goes Kate worried about Uncle Turtleboy advertisers again.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 29, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Another Chinese proverb for Bristol!

    The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a RAT.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 29, 2020 at 1:08 pm

    Chinese proverb for Bristol!

    The greatest of all faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.

    • Sum Yung Ho
      March 1, 2020 at 7:44 am

      Soda tastes like when my foot falls asleep.

  • WeRFucked
    February 29, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    So much for this being over.

    Although it did just get a tad more interesting…

  • The real story about what happened between Turtleboy and Bristol
    February 29, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    They got caught over the weekend having sex in a neighbor’s hot tub. The police caught Bristol easily, but they couldn’t catch Turtleboy and all they could find was his underpants. They’re still looking for him. That’s why he might get arrested today.

  • Barry
    February 29, 2020 at 11:45 am

    This is pretty easy. Judge the character of the blogger by who they’ve featured in the past but became cordial with. It’s a former state cop who traveled a questionable career path but was otherwise an asset to the force vs copblock woman abuser and who knows what else. Personally I never thought that the cop was bad but it was a juicy story. The other guy though…

    • Just Saying
      February 29, 2020 at 2:33 pm

      Or, becoming buddy buddy with a rapist and feeding said rapist personal information about a former boss.

  • The Water Boy
    February 29, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Maybe you’ll get 30 day’s, no biggie I’m sure you’ll carry yourself like a man in prison.
    Who knows, maybe you’ll get a chance to open a can of whoop ass on the relatives of some of the swamp donkeys and fupaslops you’re always writing about?
    While in the joint you’ll get to lift weights and get the Turtleboy logo tattoo’ed on your neck, that would fucking rock!
    On visitors day have one of your crotchfruits try and smuggle a metal file to you inside a carrot cake that would be fucking hilarious!!

    • Brain Dead
      February 29, 2020 at 12:56 pm

      Spoken like someone that knows exactly nothing about the jail system. You should have a column in the T&G

      • The Water Boy
        February 29, 2020 at 2:14 pm

        Thanks Bro!

  • Jordis
    February 29, 2020 at 10:37 am

    So I had to peep her husband (an obvious tool) fb page. I had to laugh that she posted on his wall years ago how she missed him because of their work schedules. FYI FB peeps if your spouse post on your wall a personal message that is meant for your eyes only, such as “miss you”..they are CHEATING! Or know that you are. But in this case its obviously her (he is definitely the type that would get mad that she cheated on him but knows it’s her or noone).

    See, the slut factor believes that declaring affection and love for all the world to see or even PDA distracts how they’re stepping out. So if your beloved is suddenly groping you in public or posting on your fb wall things better said directly, double wrap during sex because you are not exclusive.

    ‘The More You Know’

  • Mike Muppet
    February 29, 2020 at 10:09 am

    I always sensed she was white trash.

  • fuck this bitch
    February 29, 2020 at 9:34 am

    Bristol still has a youtube and spotify channel. The spotify channel STILL has references to the Turtleboy feud, and the youtube with 1.01k is just renamed to Mass Investigates now. Shit is still being talked and there’s multiple platforms still doing “Bristol Cree Investigates” and using the name Bristol Turtle Chick, or Bristol TC after your alleged third party agreement to terminate all such things AND have no platform for the next 6 months. Take this bitch down already. she sucks and she always did suck and I hated every fucking article she posted on here. Called her a stain to your blog in the first place and look where we are now. fuck this bitch.

  • Jordis
    February 29, 2020 at 9:25 am

    It’s funny how Kate cant see she is EXACTLY LIKE the people she blogged about. EXACTLY right down to frivolously abusing the legal system because of “hurt feelings”.

    The legal system NEEDS to make an example of her and I’m sure with all the evidence TB has they can.

    Because I know you’ll read this and EVERY comment because narcissist love attention, good or bad. Read this slowly…
    who’s need for self importance makes you the worst kind of member of society. People like you end up alone in life, miserable. Every bridge burned along the way. Your best way to redemption is to stop playing the victim. Think you can manage that once in your life?

  • FAKE NEWS/Manufactured drama
    February 29, 2020 at 8:57 am

    This is all a sick ploy between (((Turtleboy))) and (((Bristol))) to drum up donations for TB’s “legal defense” to “keep him out of jail.”

    Slick, but we are on to (((you))). Oy vey!

    February 29, 2020 at 8:43 am

    This is what you get for voting for Trump and shaming black and brown people

    • Truth
      February 29, 2020 at 8:50 am

      Black and brown people have no shame. If they did, they wouldn’t crap in the street or walk around with their pants falling down.

      • Truth
        February 29, 2020 at 4:44 pm

        ….or keep coming by my mama’s house.

    • I didn't vote for Trump
      February 29, 2020 at 8:58 am

      But still shame black and brown people.

    • Startled Pancake
      February 29, 2020 at 9:14 am

      Black people are shameless; that is why they make up 13% of the US population and commit 96% of the crime.

      • Curdled Crepes
        February 29, 2020 at 10:01 am

        What a nice person you are pancake pants

  • John PINTO
    February 29, 2020 at 7:21 am

    Mr Turtle
    i suggest you look into a possible story on the spectical i call booty boy
    he hangs out on island at corner myrtle st and james mcgrath blvd

    • Curious George
      February 29, 2020 at 10:48 am

      What’s he guilty of? Besides dancing in public?

    • Bi-Curious George
      February 29, 2020 at 9:21 pm

      That’s just Bret Killoran.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    February 29, 2020 at 5:47 am

    If you do a blog about ratchets in prison I’ll send $110 to the commissary. 35% return on all your gofundme donations though, gaang

  • Fuck y'all
    February 29, 2020 at 12:36 am

    Good. Hope this shit gets taken down. It’s downright false information and misleading “headlines” that your old sorry ass is feeding to these ” truth seekers”. It’s hilarious bc you’re all still sheep following the herd. Pathetic. Boring. Old ass men. Get over your anger at the world.

    • Fuck you too
      February 29, 2020 at 2:53 am

      Stick that lit Newport right in your eye, ratchet!

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 29, 2020 at 12:22 am

    i’d an early look at her autobiography, entitled “DSM-5”, and still find it sadly pitiable that she remains a one trick pony, unable to let go of Uncle or she’ll have to wear an empty suit.

  • Truth
    February 28, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    Bristol is a jew

    • Even more truth
      February 29, 2020 at 2:55 am

      And your mama is a ratchet!

      • Truth
        February 29, 2020 at 8:47 am

        “The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
        -Joseph Goebbels

        • Bob Kraft
          February 29, 2020 at 10:51 am


  • SMH
    Trailer Park Drama
    February 28, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    I love TBS ad exposing fraud, but can’t bring myself to read through and try to follow soap opera plots, even your’s. Can all the parties get booked on Jerry Springer and work it out?

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 28, 2020 at 11:08 pm

    Stewart is that you? I froze my ass off getting you that hoagie, And it was a foot-long,believe me.

    XOXO jussie

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    February 28, 2020 at 10:41 pm

    Unc, it’s too bad that when Bristol wanted to bury the hatchet, you didn’t realize it was in your back. Once a ratchet, always a ratchet.

  • Jeff J
    February 28, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    THAT is how stupid some old people are. She fucking posts it WHILE he’s doing the live show. What a friggin dope.
    Give it a rest Klancy cuntface and it’ll all go away. Don’t, and in the long run, you may regret it. Same goes for the other skanky hog who shall remain nameless.

  • ChipChipperson
    February 28, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    I tried reading all those discord screen caps but they all just say “cluck cluck cluck cluck” over and over again.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    February 28, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    She’s a malignant cunt.

    February 28, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    Hello turtle riders. I just wanna say first that I love turtleboy. He does such a good survice to the comunity. Turtle riders seem like such nice understandin fokes. You guys kno my brotha MGTOW? Hes always here sayin meen stuff. Id like to apallagize for his behavyer. He has toretts sindrome. I kno that I shoodnt say nothin bad abowt him cuz hes my brotha but I just cant take no mor. You sea he has 8 sisters so he wont kno its me. Id just like to vent a little if I can. Hes just awful meen to me and every one else to. He steels my ssi checks and hides my teeth in the freeza. And he gets on the toylet when im in the showah and stinks up the place. Hes disgustin. Every one in our town hates him cuz hes so meen to all the fokes. We lived in this town our hole life. All the other fokes say we was born on the rong side of the tracks. But they dont kno MG was born ON the railrowd tracks. Thats how come hes got that wooden peg leg. And he hits me over the hed with it when he gets mad at me. Just like he did the other day. We was in the cah and he starts screamin, MEN GO THERE OWN WAY, MEN GO THERE OWN WAY!!!!! So I sez to him yeah but yor goin the rong way if we’re goin to Walmaat. So he cursed at me and hit me ova the hed with his leg. Hes a reel jurk. I think hes so messed up in the hed cuz of when we was kids and our fathah uncle Morry use ta take a showah with him and kiss him and other things I cant say about. I reely hope he dont sea this or kno its me. Heel hit me with my pocket book again. Thanks for lettin me vent you guys are the best.

      February 29, 2020 at 8:08 am

      Too bad I have no sisters you fucking animal! Kudos, nice try you lose i win. I always win 🙂 Me bring light upon female nature is not mean lmfao. If TB would have listened to my sound advice in the beginning he wouldnt be dealing with this mess in the first place. I called this out a very long time ago, yet here we are! My brutal honesty does not equate me being mean lmao. I’m sorry if truth hurts your fragile little fifis! I’m not going to sugar coat shit for any one. Either you listen or you dont. I’ve never lied and all that I say is always backed up by proven facts. You’re just mad because I expose female nature and men are waking up too it. Again, if TV listened to my advice of Bristol in the first place he wouldnt be dealing with this shit. So again, I win you lose. Me having tourette syndrome is not true. I bet you’re also a liberal, awesome disability shaming there moron! You seem obsessed, wanna sniff my Underroos? Mgtow is mean wahh wahh wahh cry about it just like you cry about your pathetic life! I love how you make it out to look like I’m inbred. Too bad I come from fine conservative stock! aww triggered little liberal. What’s the matter your husband tell you no? did he tell you to get your fat ass in the kitchen and stop trying to be like a man? Yeah that’s what happened! Dont hate me because I always tell the truth. Hate me because your husband sees the light now and wont put up with your shit! More men should do the same instead of thinking well shit happy wife happy life. Nahh dawg, there is no happy wife happy life. Woman are never happy! They are just all miserable and cant understand normal thinking! Not all but most. Never met a happy liberal woman! The only true happy beautiful woman who are worth a damn are conservative woman. Those are the facts and I rest my case! You had me loling at “says mean things” awww silly sally telling the truth is not mean! Now please get off my dick, you look really desperate! Which most woman are and it shows in you!

      February 29, 2020 at 8:22 am

      P.s. hii lay ya. We all know it’s you. Can you please stop following me around now. You’re never going to get a taste of my fresh young std free dick. I know you want it but I’m not giving it too you. I’m not your type & you’re not my type. I’m not your type because I dont shit my pants and you’re not my type because you’re ugly and just a trash ass woman! Now please stop. I’m never going to fuck you. Your pussy smells like the penguin tank at the aquarium. Too many STDs burnt that shit up and now it leaks green and brown shit! Fucking gross.

      • We Liiiiiivvve, We Liiiiiivvve!!!!
        February 29, 2020 at 11:07 pm

        Well, well, well…. if it ain’t Bret “The Keyboard Killoran”. Bored now bro?

      • You Mad Bro?
        March 1, 2020 at 9:22 pm

        Guess you lost this one cupcake!!

        Awwwe. Come give Uncle Morry a kiss!!

  • Bristol Smollett
    February 28, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    I’m pretty sure it’s a crime to fake evidence (photoshop) and file a false police report. Not very smart for someone who thinks they know everything.

  • Ghiberti's chisel
    February 28, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    I know money is tight but you need a good lawyer. This is serious.

    I’m flabergasted by this situation.

  • Duncan MacGregor
    February 28, 2020 at 8:42 pm

    I enjoy sipping whiskey, smoke a little homegrown and watch porn with a drunk chick no better than a 7 with a heart of gold and a pair that beats a full house. Why are people so fucking miserable?

  • Nee Chi
    February 28, 2020 at 8:23 pm


    For two years I’ve been telling you you reap what you sow.

    Maybe you should stop shitting on your bloggers. (It’s called “Journalistic Integrity”, and definitely does NOT involve outing former anonymous bloggers and shit posters).

    The chickens are coming home to roost.

    I told ya so!! 🙂

  • Orion
    February 28, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    I had a feeling that cunt wouldn’t honor any “treaty”. Take her down.

  • Nothing to worry about
    February 28, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    She seems like the type who’s been recording every conversation and keeping copies of every Im, e-mail and text you’ve ever had pertaining to business, court cases and even personal matters.
    Lucky for you you’re an honorable, honest man of high integrity with nothing to hide so she will come out of this looking very desperate and mentally deranged.
    Time to sue her for actions.

  • This bitch is bananas
    February 28, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    You may wanna call me about Klacey . I never met the bitch in my entire life. She did the same shit to me on a forum on Facebook before she went to the court did the same exact thing but I have more to tell you she’s sick and she’s dangerous when it comes to certain things but she won’t take you to court but I think you should call me I emailed you

    • Jenn Malone
      February 28, 2020 at 7:49 pm

      Do tell, Jenn.
      Insanity at its finest.
      You’re the exact type of ratchet TB would have been writing about.
      Government housing, SNAP benefits. Getting freebies from town groups and selling them online. Lying about people you don’t know and trying to ruin their lives.
      Yes, you and TB are a great team. Please join forces. He needs your credibility and should believe your every word.

    • Hurry up
      March 21, 2020 at 2:13 am

      So we’re all waiting. When is Unk gonna spill the beans on Klancy? What’s this you said about beauty pageant funds? If you have the info and proof, spill it. Not just some silly girl fight shit. We wanna hear and we wanna here now, unless you’re what Klancy said you were…a ratchet piece of shit. Even your cousin says you’re crazy.

  • updates:
    February 28, 2020 at 6:30 pm

    I dont have any social media, I get all my info straight from this source and his podcasts, so if he is in fact arrested and the facebook machine hears first please update here!

  • bondsman
    February 28, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    we got your bail, UNC, don’t worry.

  • Facebook Court
    February 28, 2020 at 6:21 pm

    I feel for Unc but the police departments and Holden especially must be fed up with TBS Facebook drama. He must be the laughing stock of his town.

    • Reality
      February 28, 2020 at 7:19 pm

      It’s all being brought on by others, so whatever.

    February 28, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    New TBSports headline. TBSports blog lights feud among auditors…

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    February 28, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    IMO Bristol is stalking you.

    You TB are the one that needs to get a restraining order against her.

    She is obsessed and its not going to end without legal intervention IMO.

  • Lisa flood
    February 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Did Bristol get away with shit? Ya Shady bitches usually do for a while, if they’re cute. Old ugly butt Bristol got caught really easy cuz she ain’t that cute. She only got where she got because she clung onto your coattails and then she thought she was smart enough to climb over your shoulders and she wasn’t. Boom she’s f****** toast, and Karma will get her . I’m fat and ugly but I’m nice and I’m loyal and I’m pretty intelligent . But I don’t look as bad as Bristol right now because she did the nasty friend

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    February 28, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Wow.. Just wow.. What a raging psychotic narcissistic vindictive cuntbag…
    People like this bitch have zero morals, zero loyalty, zero ethics , over inflated egos, and Waaay to much time on their hands.. Shit is straight up diabolical and crazy and she is trying to call you the creepy one… Up until this point I almost had a bit of respect for Bristol… That is no longer the case. She is a straight up manipulative lying little rat. Pure evil, narcissist with no soul, no empathy , and obviously no fucking life. I hate stupid bitches that cry wolf about abuse and harassment it makes it that much harder for actual abuse victims to come forward and be believed.
    Bristol you are by far one of the biggest disappointments I’ve come across in a long long time. Now as the very wise and knowledgeable DS would say … Now off you fuck

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      March 2, 2020 at 12:58 pm

      Superb! And a great “off you fuck” to finish!!

      Well said, sir!!

  • gays
    February 28, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Cool story brahs

  • A
    February 28, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    I messaged you earlier, albeit I’m just another one of those that uses a fake Facebook profile and fake name (your not an idiot, so I’m sure you’ve kind of caught on). I’m truly so concerned for your children in all of this. If they have to watch their dad get arrested because some biotch without an ounce of loyalty is on the rag, like… that is beyond sad. You gave her a name. Never ever let anyone profit off of your platform again. This is yours, and your fans love you.

    • Shocked Waffle
      February 29, 2020 at 9:57 am

      What is it you do for work again? Besides pay more in taxes than we make in a lifetime.
      Sure you do
      Ask Mon when the meatloaf will be done and have a great day

Comment on this Post


Who Are Worcester’s Top 5 DUI (OUI) Attorney’s?
Best Show Of All Time: True Detective, House Of Cards, The Wire, Sopranos, Or Breaking Bad?
I Figured Out What Happens To Tony Soprano In Final Scene But It Still Sucks; Here Are The Top 10 Funniest Scenes In Sopranos History