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Idiot Judge Has Unconstitutional Order Violating My First Amendment Rights Thrown Out By Real Judge




Why are you still here? I literally haven’t published a blog on here with any content for weeks. Just go straight to TB Daily News and subscribe by email there, because this website ain’t gonna be around much longer. Click here to read about today’s victory in court.



46 Comment(s)
  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Chinese laundromat
    August 25, 2021 at 8:38 am

    Judges in MA= big part of global warming.

  • Art Flaherty
    On a seriously note...
    August 24, 2021 at 10:57 am

    Adain has really broken an important story and it takes balls and a conviction of beliefs to flight tyrants like this punk runt of the litter. But now she’s MADE, untouchable at the pinnacle of the justice system and if she could she would have her enemies impaled for racial reason. She is the worst kind of bigot. Thanks TB for exposing people like this.

  • Da troof an nuffin ba da troof so help me dawg
    August 24, 2021 at 8:25 am

    I gaurenfuckinte If a neighborhood jogger beat the ever living shit out of a fellow asian (which is always the case. It’s always always always always always the joggers beating on asians)
    And there was overwhelming evidence and witnesses that could i.d. the jogger.
    This harpie judge would let the jogger jog off scott free in the name of diversity and for a few wokeadoodle points..

    Her and judges like her should be stung up on the flag pole infront of the courthouse

  • Hi my name is Mike Giannetti and I'm your local drug addict pedophile skinnah who rapes dead girls dooodddd
    August 24, 2021 at 8:09 am

    Hay guis I jus wanta lit ya no
    I luv drugging gurls den fucking dey dead boobies n boody
    Nuffin Lyke a bit of necropedophilia ta gez mi
    Clappzed vinz pumpinz dawg

    An so I saz ta da turtle yo wigga ju wanahh ceyp on runnin ya cawkkk suka
    Cum ta hideee pakkk doood Ima shoo u woz da menz
    I tellz dis wiggahh ta ceyp mi goovermintz naim puts his mouf bua dis wiggahh ceyp on tawkin da shyte dooood
    Ima pul out da rivulva an put 1 in da clyp yo den poot one inz hes dome dooooodd

  • Judge Dread
    August 24, 2021 at 12:18 am

    I’m sure she has a Green card but the rest of her family……………….hmmmmmmm

    • Haaaaahaaaaa
      August 24, 2021 at 8:28 am

      The have green cards
      Its called a menu

      Ba da ting

  • Judge Dread
    August 24, 2021 at 12:11 am

    If you face her in court again just say “I’ll take the combo #14 that’s chicken fingers, beef terriyaki with pork fried rice and a side order of the proper interpretation of the Law.”.
    The Judge has spoken

    August 23, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    The best part about this site is the comments.

  • Fed Up
    August 23, 2021 at 10:30 pm

    TB: I love free speech!

    Also TB: I’m no longer posting on the site that allows free speech! Come to my other site where I can censor and silence my readers!

  • Herr Wapner
    August 23, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    Women judges should not be allowed. They can work in the courts, decide what’s for lunch and sweep up afterwards but they’re too emotionally manipulative to follow the law. They always side with initial subject claiming victim hood and don’t due their due diligence. They discredit the whole profession and are a serious threat to our freedoms.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      August 23, 2021 at 10:31 pm

      Judges! Ha! They shouldn’t even be able to vote.They are lazy cunts who always side with the criminal. Fuck this cunt. Repeal the 19th Amendment. Stupid cunts have ruined this once great nation.

  • Judge Dread
    August 23, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    Now you know why upstanding black men are punching elderly chinks out in the streets all day long in San Fransisco …kapow … I was innoccent.

    • Metro West Guy
      Elihu Smails
      August 23, 2021 at 10:13 pm

      Why is anyone surprised that a MA Judge isn’t a brilliant legal scholar or pillar of virtue? Most of them who get on the bench do so because they couldn’t hack it as Lawyers in private practice and who in the Hell wants that heavy lifting when you can comfortably glide towards your pension for the next 25 yrs? Trust me — if you’re White and Male and don’t smoke poles you’ve already lost before you even walk through the front door of the courthouse.

  • Sparkey McMurphy
    August 23, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    That’s gonna be the death nail for me. First you said TB would never cost a dime. Then you said you’d never get rid of this site. And now, you’re talking shit to the few fans you have left, and lately all you’ve done is brag about how awesome you think you are. I’ve been a loyal fan for years. It’s blatant disrespect to treat us this way. Good luck to you in your future endeavors, but I will no longer be supportive of you. I suggest maybe an attitude adjustment before you lose everything. Also, the tbdailynews site sucks. It’s full of ads and bullshit. I understand you can download a blocker, but I shouldn’t have to, and didn’t have to when you were still using this site. I’d also highly suggest against deleting this one.
    Sorry, this is just one lie too many, coupled with your shitty attitude as of late.

    • Gafney
      August 24, 2021 at 4:41 pm

      Couldn’t have said it any better. Wish he would talk about the truth of why he tried to off himself too. Someone disappeared that very day.

  • Doug Bushman
    Tom's Strap on
    August 23, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    Anyone see Dr Jill Biden?

  • Judge Dread
    August 23, 2021 at 8:44 pm

    Chinky chong chang, chin chang ching chong, chinky chinky ching chang. Chinky chin chang!

    The Judge has spoken… case dismissed!!!!

  • Ron Jeremy
    August 23, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    Judge Ham needs to give happy endings and swallow customers’ cum in Asian massage parlors and do whatever Americsn men tell her to do.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 23, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    The Turtleboy is a charlatan and a scoundrel! He is now forcing us to navigate multiple links so he can line his own pockets! This flimflammer has sold his soul out to the almighty dollar! SMH

  • Truth the jizz guzzler
    August 23, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    suck biden’s cock turtlefag

  • Shane Hoban, Quincy Rapper
    August 23, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    I’d skank bang her slutty little Asian ass.. ❤️ She probably wears thongs under her Judge Robe.

  • Joe Biden is a fool
    August 23, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    Joe Biden is paying the taliban to let Americans out of Afghanistan. As an American, the fact that we’re paying terrorists should depress you.

  • C’mon Unc
    August 23, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    We want more stories on fupa queef grizzle sloths.

  • A concerned turtle rider
    August 23, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    I’m confused- I get the TB app and you tell me I am in the wrong place? Isn’t this YOUR app?
    I confess I am a bit tech illiterate

    Comments are gold here – except that Jaja poster. She is annoying.

  • Judge Dread
    August 23, 2021 at 5:41 pm

    As a fellow judge, I judge this story to be lacking! It needs more big juicy dicks!

    The Judge has spoken! Case dismissed!

  • randiguy2006
    August 23, 2021 at 5:11 pm

    Did you tell your Mommy you need your mail faster now?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 23, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    The judge literally went Ham on you

  • TSI (Turtle Story Inveatigations)
    August 23, 2021 at 3:49 pm

    Yay, the Great Turtle wins again!

  • Fyi
    August 23, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Turtleboy is a huge fan of qualified immunity for cops. Can’t sue them for violating your civil rights. Same goes for judges. Don’t give your money to this mooching fraud.

    • Death
      August 23, 2021 at 7:44 pm

      Technically he is automatically guilty by default. A no show court appearance automatically rules in favor of the party that is present. It is not their responsibility to make sure you receive your mail from mommy. Is mommy so stupid she didn’t see the return address which was most likely Roxbury district Court or something simi3kar and think “this must be important, I better call him”
      As far as not writing or blogging about the defendant goes, that is standard procedure as you were being accused of threatening him online and failed to show for your court date where you are allowed to defend yourself.
      Why is the world so fucking stupid these days
      1980…where are you?

      • Mmmhmm
        August 23, 2021 at 8:27 pm

        Yup. Half of reading Turtleboy is pretending to not know how things work. Especially when it’s about “Unc” himself.

      • Professor Griff
        August 23, 2021 at 9:10 pm

        Except that there are these little concepts called “service of process” and “inquest”. If you are not served properly, you can’t defend yourself and no restraining order should be issued against you. Inquest means even if the defendant doesn’t show up, plaintiff must still prove their case. Sorry.

  • Grudge Gruly
    August 23, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    So…….does this mean that you can return to your bat cave? because you aren’t fooling anyone here with your own lies. Let me tell you something!!! Running, hiding, screaming and crying wolf ain’t gonna give you any real life satifaction…….. Your own selfish retreat into madness and regret is where “alone” will overtake you…Self sabotage has already consumed you and you should be ashamed for bringing your family into it all.
    Only you can fix stupid!!

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    August 23, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    Why can’t this looser Giannetti just get it over with and overdose. Clearly he’s got chemical dependency issues, these issues have, in my opinion, irreversible damaged his brain. It would be the best case scenario for everyone involved, Giannetti, his family, his kid, and any poor girl that has the misfortune of dating him, etc, etc,

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    August 23, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    Nobody reads the stories, just the comments. End is near

  • Apps are easy
    August 23, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Still here because it’s an app

  • Beverly Sutphin
    August 23, 2021 at 3:34 pm

    Get a real job instead of crying in court constantly…..

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 23, 2021 at 3:24 pm


    • Alexander poor-shae
      August 23, 2021 at 9:14 pm

      I’m jealous. I hate the turtle. I was hoping the crackhead was going to win. I hate normal humans and always root for the subhumans, chuds, criminals and fellow degenerates.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        August 23, 2021 at 10:48 pm

        Correct, I’m rooting for the faggot in this case which is why I’m glad turtlebro won.

  • You may have won in court
    August 23, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    But you’re still a fucking loser.

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    August 23, 2021 at 3:09 pm

    Judges are the safety net for the people. They Judge and then make decisions based on judging. I wish the media would stop judging. The muslims have judges called Ayotollah’s. And Ayotolly’all to leave me alone! It’s nap time!
    No documented migrants will be left behind in Afpakistan. Just ask my secretary president Caramel.
    I hate Caramel on my ice cream!
    I’m going to pinch some nurses aid ass tonight.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Ohhh man
    August 23, 2021 at 2:20 pm

    I was hoping you did get held, I was going to send you gay erotica.
    And LOL, i wonder if you can even keep a serious face when you call yourself a reporter.
    And by the way, the way I read that, you did seem to have violatedthe judge’s order.

    • Yeah, you would
      August 23, 2021 at 2:45 pm

      You would have gay erotica, probably by the truckload, you frigging-flaming-soap-dropper.

  • Buck Breaker
    August 23, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    According to former governor Chomo, all wops are creepy rapists and it’s inherited on their oily DNA.

  • Orion
    August 23, 2021 at 1:57 pm

    Good. To hell with that incompetent fascist fraud for pulling that shit last time.

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