If This Guy Who Started A GoFundMe To Get Kanye West Out Of Doubt Isn’t Pocketing The Cash Then He Is The Biggest Idiot In World History

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We’ve seen stupid, ridiculous GoFundMe’s before, but we’ve never seen anything quite like this one for Kanye West to get out of debt:

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So yea, Kanye is “in debt” for $53 million, according to Kanye West. And everyone knows that Kanye West is a rational, normal human being who hates attention and only tells the truth.

Sure, he’s married to a Kardashian, he’s sold million of records, and they’re swimming in OJ money. But he’s definitely in need. Definitely. How will he ever “overcome?” Must be Taylor Swift’s fault.

Let’s just imagine for a moment that Kanye were actually in debt for $53 million. What exactly would this GoFundMe accomplish? Do people understand how math works? They’ve raised $1,500 already. Now if they can just do that 10,0000 more times they’ll have a little less than a third of Kanye’s alleged debt. Ya know what a great way to get money from people is? Make something they wanna buy.

I remember when Kanye West used to make good music. I could listen to his albums over and over again and never get tired of them. Then he started telling himself he was an “artist,” and generally whenever anyone does that it’s all downhill from there. Now he’s just some washed up loser who married some whore with a big ass and a reality TV show.

Evidently he just released another awful album and no one is buying it. Probably because this is what he considers “art” in his latest song “Famous”:

“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/ Why? I made that bitch famous.”

Stand up guy right there. Definitely worthy of your donations. Oh yea, and he also started a failed clothing line, which is shocking because who wouldn’t wanna dress like this?


That is the most Kanye thing I’ve ever seen.

I guess this is the route he’s going now since no one else wants to invest in his dumbass anymore:

West is raising eyebrows for appealing to Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg on Sunday to invest $1 billion “into Kanye West ideas” to alleviate his financial woes.

Kanye West ideas? Well, that sure sounds like a brilliant business plan. Who wouldn’t wanna throw $1 billion at that?

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I really, truly hate Kanye West with a passion. I mean, what is there to like? The dude is the ultimate race baiter, he’s dumb as you can possibly get, and he married Kim fucking Kardashian. Do you understand what terrible, terrible people the Kardashians are? Do you understand the damage they have done to this country? Do you understand how many millions of young girls in this country aspire to one day become dumb shit slutbags who sit around and talk about their struggles of planning the perfect birthday party, all because of these God awful people? When I hear a Kardasian voice I want to break things.


Naturally then Kanye decided to marry one of these slugpumps and name his children after cardinal directions. He could’ve married anyone he wanted to, but he chose the world’s biggest assholes. Because being the biggest turd in the punch bowl is clearly how Kanye has decided to market himself.

It’s almost as if he went full villain. That’s what he’s doing right? He’s just trying to become the ultimate Razor Ramon. He doesn’t want you to like him. He wants you to hate him, so at least you’re still talking about him. And now this multimillionaire is pretending to be broke while hundreds of millions of Americans struggle to make ends meet.

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But hey, it’s working because this genius Jeremy Piatt found a way to make some money off of it. I mean, that’s what this is right? It’s not like he’s gonna write a check to Kanye after this. He’s just gonna pocket the cash and blow it all on PowerBall tickets. It’s actually a brilliant scheme. Only dumb people with disposable income enjoy Kanye and the Kardashians. All you gotta do is start a GoFundMe and watch the money pour in. He’s already got over $1,500 and people are leaving hilarious comments like this with their donations:

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LOL. Hero. Just think of that. There are people in this country who are so stupid that they consider Kanye West a hero. And somehow these people have money. Might as well take it from them. So if this is indeed a scheme, then hats off to you Jeremy Piatt. Wish we’d thought of this first!!!


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6 Comment(s)
  • Finnish Goalie
    February 18, 2016 at 7:50 pm

    Can any amount of money get rid of someone’s self-doubt?

  • kittykicker
    February 18, 2016 at 11:58 am

    Exactly. I’m gonna start up a Go Fund Me to prevent the American public from ever seeing or hearing one more ridiculous babbling coming from his mouth!! Why does anybody pay attention to this idiot?

  • Denischa
    February 18, 2016 at 11:41 am

    Lol Really Now he’s up to 3 thousand and some change.. Wow You can start a gofundme for anything..

  • kittykicker
    February 18, 2016 at 6:31 am

    Kanye West is the single worst contribution to the American entertainment industry since Rosie O’Donnell!

  • ItsAllABadDream
    February 17, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    I think the morons who donated to this ass munch are even worse than the schmuck who set it up. MAYBE if they got one of those transgender Star Trek outfits with every donation but otherwise no f’ing way.

  • Wabbitt
    February 17, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    North West is actual intercardinal direction. But it’s still a good joke.

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