If You Continue To Be A Whiny Butthurt Nazi And Ask Us To Take Down Our Blogs, We Will Humiliate You

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Had it up to here with the SJW’s who think they can censor the Internet by reporting our posts to Facebook and messaging us about how offended you are. New policy – if you do this we will humiliate you. Like these two winners:



First of all, Erin Murst is offended by a post about some ratchet from Spencer begging for money on the Internet, because government handouts are never enough. She really has a lot invested in this, seeing as she lives in Texas:


Go make me a sandwich Erin. And no, that’s not sexist since she works at Subway. Guess what Erin? I’m offended about your incessant ramblings about your bowel movements:


And your constant whining about politically correct nonsense:


But I don’t report you or beg you to take shit down, because this is America and you’re free to have your opinions, regardless of how dumb they are.

Then there’s Frances.


She’s the opposite of Erin, which makes her a huge hypocrite. For instance, she’s a Milo fan:


Which is great, because Milo is awesome. But Milo would rip her a new asshole if he knew she was trying to censor speech on the Internet. Ya know, because this is EXACTLY the type of nonsense Milo lives to fight against. The Internet does not care about your feelings. She’s also got some strong feelings about Hillary Clinton:


Once again, Hillary sucks. And we don’t disagree with her sentiment at all. Just completely hyocritical that this alleged fan of “telling it like it is,” gets all butthurt when someone tells it like it is about one of her ratchet friends.

So the bottom line is that the Internet is great because people get to express themselves. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to read what they’re writing. You can even call them assholes on your own blog. But if you try to shut down speech you don’t like, you’re just a Nazi and Turtleboy destroys Nazis.


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18 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    October 27, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    I don’t always agree with Kevins opinions but I do respect his right to have one and I also admire anyone who has the integrity to run for an elected position. One thing he is correct about is it’s time to crack down on all of the corrupt cops who use colored men for target practice.

    • Tommy Chong
      October 27, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      Are you high?

      • BobnMic
        October 28, 2016 at 12:32 am

        Whoever ^^^ is writing this most certainly is high that much is certain. Kevin – you being back most definitely takes a little pressure off me. All I do is comment, offer an opinion, compliment authors and commenters alike, respectfully disagree even with the authors sometimes then BOOM here comes the shit storm mostly from just one person but it looks like many. Maybe now I can supply a narrative without getting my balls crunched in a waffle iron.

        Oh well. Welcome to the internet and grown up world I guess…

        • BobnMic
          October 28, 2016 at 12:55 am

          Plus I almost forgot. There is a little Nazi bitch in here that would LOVE to shut me the fuck up in all of the various forms she portrays. Never gonna happen fucknut. I hate Nazis too. Deal with it or leave…

  • Toby
    October 26, 2016 at 10:03 pm

    You’ve got to be kidding! The big bad Kevin is back again. Have you sent out the lawsuits yet?

  • Matty Mo
    October 26, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Kevin’s what happened to you we thought we lost you. Your new meds must be pretty awesome!! How is fat mom doing and how is dickhead dad? We miss you all!!!

  • Frances
    October 26, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    First of all I’m a guy you idiots!

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    October 26, 2016 at 4:36 pm

    Sandwich Artist….. WTF, ROFLMAO. Takes balls to post that publicly, but then the intelligence of most folks on FB is proof point enough.

    • Jared Fogle
      October 26, 2016 at 4:40 pm

      I was a sandwich artist too…

      • Fatfingr Lou
        October 26, 2016 at 5:11 pm

        Maybe he still is in jail?

  • kevin Lynch
    October 26, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Turtleboy is a hipocrytical bitch coward who hides his identity because he is a sissy. And this comes from a gay male.

    Turtleboy harrasses people all the time with LIES.

    A little bit of good medicine for Turtle bitches. And concerning the businesses that you post, I make sure I tell everyone in Worcester to avoid them and spread the word they are sportive of the racist turtle bitches.

    • Andrew McDonough
      October 26, 2016 at 4:01 pm

      Kevin Lynch is a murdering bastard who lives in his obese mother’s basement with no driver’s license and has been banned from Fitchburg State College for being an insane piece of excrement. He is universally disliked by everyone he meets and has delusions that he has an inkling of intelligence underneath the smelly scally caps. But mainly he just opens his mouth and shit flies out… (all over the sidewalk, cause he likes to shit in public too…)

  • Reddog
    October 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    I feel like crap today,so maybe that’s why I’m whining,but what is happening with the content lately? People out on vacation or something? We need more hot takes again.

  • Bob Ratchet
    October 26, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Yet TBS offered a free t-shirt to the person that got a local woman banned from Facebook by filing false reports. Hypocritical much?!?

    Don’t poke the Turtle, unless you are the Turtle, or Mambo Drinks, or that guy from Fitchburg, or Facebook (since they give two shits about you…)

    Well on the upside – this site is it’s own humiliation…

  • President Matt
    October 26, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    You should create a “THIS BLOG DESTROYS BUTTHURT SJW NAZIS!!” Banner for FaceBook.
    (Free advice worth most of what you pay for it.)

  • Cedar Street
    October 26, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Is there a Face Book to rachet pipeline?

  • KimberlyS
    October 26, 2016 at 2:12 pm

    There seems to be an epidemic of yellow butterflies attacking SJW heads.

  • Rhino
    October 26, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Listen to Joe Rogan’s podcasts with Milo.

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