If You Troll Turtleboy Sports, Try To Do A Better Job Than This Guy

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So we get a lot of trolls here at Turtleboy Sports, but some are better than others. If you’re gonna come at us try to at least bring your A game. Don’t bring that weak sauce like this guy:


I tought I saw a puddy cat!!

Grammar trolls are the worst kind of trolls. Especially when they can’t spell either. Look, I hate being the guy who corrects someone’s grammar or spelling. It’s the internet. We all fuck up once in a while. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Turtleboy Sports does not have an editor. We are hiring though. It doesn’t pay much anything, and you can’t unionize. Until then we’re gonna have grammar and spelling mistakes. Get over it.

But seriously, who does this troll think he is? Our titles are roundabout and lanky? Oh no!! Not lanky!! Anything but lanky!! Look, you can talk shit about my mom, or my sister, or my turtle. But don’t you DARE call my titles lanky!!


Newsflash – Turtleboy Sports IS a bootleg news source. We don’t try to pretend we’re CNN. We’re the anti-establishment source of hot takes. Please stop taking us so seriously.

My favorite part of his rant at the end when he says, “I hope you use this criticism constructively.” OK coach Guiseppe!!! I’m definitely gonna get right on that one!!

Now if you’re gonna write an email like this to a perfect stranger, you’re kind of asking to get ridiculed right? I mean, nobody forced him to send me this nonsense. So I emailed him back and then we threw up a copy of his email on the Facebook page so everyone could realize what a goober this clown was being. This of course led to more spelling and grammar corrections….



New rule – when your name is Guiseppe the trombone player, you don’t get to complain about people spelling your name wrong.

Thank God that was the last we heard from him. Oh wait, you’re telling me he kept messaging us today with more lukewarm tromboning critical takes?


Ten points for use of “logical fallacy.” Twenty points for telling me that Turtleboy Sports readers can’t speak English while also spelling “analyze” with an “s.” Look out, this guy could be holding the next anti-police rally behind City Hall. And newsflash ding-dong, the email you sent me wasn’t private. I don’t know you. I definitely don’t need your permission to post an email that your genius ass sent me.

I didn’t refute your stupid email because it wasn’t worth refuting. You said I wrote like a 13 year old dropout. You didn’t contact me because you wanted me to be inspired by your greatness. You emailed me because you wanted to be a dink, and then you got turtleboyed. Look ding-dong, I had no intention of wasting a blog on you, but you kept poking the turtle. Don’t. Poke. The Turtle.

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3 Comment(s)
  • Hal B
    November 19, 2014 at 11:38 am

    I love your blog. Always, I find it entertaining.
    I have been an editor in the past, and in writing/editing circles, there is the Iron Law of Nitpickng. This says that you are never more prone to making agrammatical or spelling error than when you call someone else out for a grammatical error, spelling error, or poor writing in general.
    I see it caught Giuseppe.
    Ha ha!
    Keep up the good work Turtleboy. You are becoming a daily read.

    • Hal B
      November 19, 2014 at 11:40 am

      Oops! It bit me should have written, ” a grammatical.” Sorry!

  • November 19, 2014 at 8:47 am

    Uhhh…isn’t there a large dose of “logical fallacy” in trolling a blog? I mean, what do you think you are going to accomplish? The day I can be silenced by a Super Mario Brother with a trombone is the day the terrorists win.

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