Shell Shocker just blogged about a bunch of male chuds ruining the Patriots parade for families with children. But clams can be just as bad.
Classy ladies. Nothing says self respect quite like holding a sign begging for a professional athlete to toss you the mutton dagger on a sign that any of the thousands of children attending the event could easily see.
According to the turtle rider who sent us the picture it was the girl in the red hat who wrote it and handed it off to her blonde friend.
Well, I guess she wants Gronk to drill her, so first we have to find out the blonde and the brunette’s name and we can get those stench trenches stuffed ASAP. If you know who they are let us know so we can call him up and let him know that Last Resort Lisa is looking for him on Boylston Street. I hope he cuts off her arms and legs and throws in the ocean. Then she’ll really be fucked.
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